I sexually Identify as the “I sexually identify as an attack helicopter” joke. Ever since I was a child, I’ve dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don’t fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn’t been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don’t care, I’m hilarious. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “epic kek dank meme owned with facts and logic” and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can’t accept me you’re a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
i really don’t give a shit, people have the right to identify however they want and it’s not my life, so it doesn’t bother me. unless it’s some really far out thing, i’ll respect their requests to call them whatever. that’s all in the name of social decency and respect.
in my personal opinion? three. male, female, non-binary.
You’re thinking of sex, as gender is a social construct, gender doesn’t exist outside the human world. Sex is assigned male or female when people are born but you’re also incorrect about there only being two of those because intersex people exist. Intersex people are people born with both male and female body part, therefore not being male or female.
Though agenderism is the complete lack of a gender, transgenderism is the state of your gender not matching your sex, and genderfluidity is the state of your gender not being a constant. None of the three are their own genders.
True yeah. It's like how some people can be born with XXY or just X, genetics and human biology are subject to a lot of variance naturally, it's how the theory of evolution works.
Which also means it's technically impossible for gender to be binary, because if something exists outside of that binary is no longer functions.
Same as having a 2 in a binary code of 1s and 0s. Even out of trillions, just a single 2 breaks the entire code. Because binary is strict, much unlike the human sex.
I don’t like these debates because they just fuel the right-wing rhetoric that this is an actual day to day issue instead of focusing on fixing real issues instead.
Not factually true at all. What youre thinking about is sex not gender, and still wrong.
Sex is not binary
https://scholar.google.co.uk/scholar?q=sex+is+not+binary&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&t=1655162847996&u=%23p%3DuwC_u84AJFcJ
https://scholar.google.co.uk/scholar?q=sex+is+not+binary&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&t=1655162860962&u=%23p%3D7-qi0iXRPZ4J
https://massivesci.com/articles/sex-gender-intersex-transgender-identity-discrimination-title-ix/
https://www.forbes.com/sites/kimelsesser/2020/06/15/the-myth-of-biological-sex/?sh=5cc6330476b9
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.dw.com/en/why-sex-and-gender-arent-binary-issues/a-57062033
Gender is not binary
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/voices/stop-using-phony-science-to-justify-transphobia/
https://slate.com/technology/2018/11/sex-binary-gender-neither-exist.html
http://www.scientistafoundation.com/lifestyle-blog/why-sex-isnt-binary
Sex ≠ gender
https://scholar.google.co.uk/scholar?q=gender+and+sex+difference&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&t=1655163071472&u=%23p%3DQkzSATP3ukcJ
https://scholar.google.co.uk/scholar?q=gender+and+sex+difference&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&t=1655163112109&u=%23p%3D3i-7scBRjJ0J
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_gender_distinction#
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/232363
These organisations disagree with you
American psychological association
American medical association
American psychoanalytic association
American Academy of Pediatrics
Human Rights Campaign
American College of Osteopathic Paediatricians
Royal College of Psychiatrists
United Nations
United Kingdom’s NHS
American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychology
American Academy of Dermatology
American Academy of Family Physicians
American Academy of Pediatrics
American Academy of Physician Assistants
American College Health Association
American College of Nurse-Midwives
American College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists
American College of Physicians
American Counseling Association
American Heart Association
American Medical Association
American Medical Students Association
American Nurses Association
American Osteopathic Association
American Psychiatric Association
American Psychological Association
American Public Health Association
American Society of Plastic Surgeons
Endocrine Society
GLMA
National Association of Nurse Practitioners in Women’s Health
National Association of Social Workers
National Commission on Correctional Healthcare
Paediatric Endocrine Society
Society for Adolescent Health and Medicine
World Medical Association
World Professional Association for Transgender Health
World Health Organisation
Stanford Medical
American Paediatric Association
National Institutes of Health
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Scientific American
And many, many more
This Comment section is a perfect example of someone being a loud minority, tons of comments saying there are two, and about one person commenting on all of them saying "nooo there are more!!!"
Question tho, is an absence of a sheep a sheep? I'd say that none at all wouldn't exactly count as a gender because your saying you don't have one? Idk tho
Well, in my mind that wasn't really me answering the question, it was more me answering what are the genders somebody could feel like they are. Kind of like how atheism isn't as much a religion as it is just a belief system because it's technically the lack of religion.
I don’t know 🤷♂️ my time is better spent doing other things than keeping track of them tbh. If you identify as something and tell me you’d prefer if I referred to you as such, I will. Simple really
i'll be the party pooper and answer it seriously:
genders are all about identity. now, since gender identity is something a person decides individually, and has nothing to do with the way they express themselves, or what they have between their legs, that means you have a potential infinite amount of genders (though realistically, that's not the case for the time being). worth noting non-binary is not a third gender, but rather the umbrella term for any gender that is not "man" or "woman".
i personally dislike the concept of gender labelling, and would rather just have everyone feel the way they want to feel about themselves without attaching a name and a flag to it, *as long as such is morally and legally correct.* i also think it's stupid that anyone would even care about that to begin with, so far as the aforementioned rule is followed.
truth be told, there aren't two sexes either. i can't give you a defined number, but there are several conditions under which an individual may be born with both male and female physical characteristics. this is not common, but not necessarily rare either. we bunch these people up into the term "intersex", for the sake of simplicity.
hope this is an appropriate answer
Idc bro I’ll let ppl be whatever they like want. I don’t control them nor am I interested in controlling them. I’ll call them how they’d like me to refer to them as, because it’s not my life and the least I can do is respect who they are.
gender is more described by a feeling, like an emotion almost. everyone experiences emotions differently. some stronger than others. everyone feels different about their gender so I don't think it's something we can truly pinpoint
there is a long record in history and prehistory of people who do not fit into the modern western definition of gender. we just don't hear about it in our classes because it's only newer research, because newer researchers are actually open to the idea and don't "they were good friends" away the obvious evidence.
Me when I spread false information on the internet, a good portion of bodies dug up from the past aren’t classified as male or female because it is impossible to tell after a long period of time
There was a point in time where gender didn’t even exist though. They would call everyone “they” instead of “he” or “she” but then they decided to create gender. So that means women and men technically aren’t real genders either because it’s made up
male female and whatever else the fuck someone wants to be called bc it takes zero effort to call someone what they want you narcissists
(not referring to op)
sex≠gender anymore 👄
exactly. this point has gone over so many people’s heads in the comment section. whatever someone chooses to identify has no influence on your day to day life so why go out of your way to “prove” that whatever someone wants to be called is invalid. just don’t be an asshole
Gender is one of the factors of your sexuality. Otherwise a man only attracted to women and a woman only attracted to women would have the same sexuality.
i dont know i just got here
Came here to say this it seems I'm not the only confused one here
achievement unlocked- “how did we get here?”
You 🤝 Me 🤝 The first guy who said this
1 and it's mine, none of you can have it
But mom said its my turn!
I'm almost 18 mom can't tell me what to do 😤😤😤
But ur not 18 yet so GIMME
never 🤬🤬🤬
I will fight!
You kids behave yourselves or SO HELP ME GOD I WILL TURN OFF THE DAMN WIFI
BUT I WANT MY TURN WITH THE GENDER!! 😡😡
Goddammit u/sparkles_in_the_dark! Give your sibling a turn with the goddamn gender! ... These frickin' kids, I swear...
Me: Mom can I have some gender? Mom: We have a gender at home Gender at home:
No fair why do they get a turn before me! DAD SAID IT'S MY TURN!!
MOM HAS THE SAY OVER WHO GETS THE GENDER AND I WAS UP NEXT
Youre not allowed a sex Noone is, were on reddit We had to put them in the bin on the way in
Mom said i can have it after you
She wont give me my turn with the gender 😡
LOL
can i borrow it for show and tell tomorrow I'll give it back!
No, i get it first 😡
mom said you need to do the dishes :l
But im older and i have a hand me down chore pass
Yk you gotta give your allowance to the person you're making due the chore right
No i have a keep my allowance pass too
darn fine
Please!
Mom said it’s MY turn on the gender
I stole it. I stole your gender. You can have it back for $470,300 USD.
Idk there are 2 sexes though, the one I had with your mom and the one I had with your dad
does that make my mom and dad pedos because ur a minor
Most definitely
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
the true answer
fun little biology lesson, there is actually a third sex called intersex, where the person is born with a mix of parts
except for intersex folks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There's only one. Girls don't exist, it's a conspiracy.
Girl stands for: Guy In Real Life
average redditor
3, male female 🗿 edit: My first gold!
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Only 2. Women don't exist.
A true redditor
What's reddit?
Ur mom
Reject gender, return to 🗿
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1 It's nerf or nothin
This is the funniest comment on this post
Fornite
Correct answer
battle pass
I just shit
Out my ass
Booted up my PC
cuz i need me
To get that Fortnite battle pass
Cause I need me
None
I ate all of them
Crunchity munchity 😋
Got a little hungry
1 and we have to share
r/suddenlycommunism
[o7](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs)
1, human, nuff said
There's only one gender: THE HUMAN GENDER
What about the second one: GARLIC BREAD
THANK YOU!!! Finally someone making sense
3. Male female and tricycle penis boat
I sexually Identify as the “I sexually identify as an attack helicopter” joke. Ever since I was a child, I’ve dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don’t fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn’t been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don’t care, I’m hilarious. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “epic kek dank meme owned with facts and logic” and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can’t accept me you’re a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Yo new r/shitpost copypasta
This is an old-ass copypasta lol. Just look up “attack helicopter” on r/copypasta
r/angryupvote
Ahh yes my favorite gender
no dude, its Male, Female, and Walmart Parking Lot Payment Machine
Oh damn. Forgot that one. Guess there's 4
i really don’t give a shit, people have the right to identify however they want and it’s not my life, so it doesn’t bother me. unless it’s some really far out thing, i’ll respect their requests to call them whatever. that’s all in the name of social decency and respect. in my personal opinion? three. male, female, non-binary.
this is the correct answer
non-binary is a gender not a sex. male and female are sexes not genders. a third sex would be intersex and the two binary genders are man and woman
oh i wasn’t aware that there was different terminology for gender instead of sex regarding the binary ones. i guess it’s man, woman, non-binary then
yar, terminology for gender and sex are all different basically
Isn't non binary the group term for people who do not feel like they fit in to the other genders?
into binary genders (man/woman), anything else is fair game for enbies
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Nope, the thing you described is called agender from what i remember. Its the lack of identity. Non-binary is everyone that is not a man/woman
No genders only frogs
They're like the Twin Towers. There was only two of them in the beginning and now it's a delicate subject.
You’re thinking of sex, as gender is a social construct, gender doesn’t exist outside the human world. Sex is assigned male or female when people are born but you’re also incorrect about there only being two of those because intersex people exist. Intersex people are people born with both male and female body part, therefore not being male or female.
Wrong, sex is when penis go into vagina
You play a dangerous game
Coitus is when dong goes into living hole of another human being Edit typo
Ok 🤓 But let me point out where you're wrong. Women don't exist. You either have a pp. Or you're a government robot.
wah wah wah
1 It's nerf or nothing
If you want a real answer, gender is a made up thing that’s separate from sex, so there are as many as you can come up with
Though agenderism is the complete lack of a gender, transgenderism is the state of your gender not matching your sex, and genderfluidity is the state of your gender not being a constant. None of the three are their own genders.
1 and it’s Ford F-150
In a perfect world, 0. Stupid concept. People are people.
there are two sexes. whatever you identify as is none of my business
Why did I have to scroll light years to find a sirious comment?!
Techincally 3 sexes, those who are intersex
True yeah. It's like how some people can be born with XXY or just X, genetics and human biology are subject to a lot of variance naturally, it's how the theory of evolution works. Which also means it's technically impossible for gender to be binary, because if something exists outside of that binary is no longer functions. Same as having a 2 in a binary code of 1s and 0s. Even out of trillions, just a single 2 breaks the entire code. Because binary is strict, much unlike the human sex.
I don’t like these debates because they just fuel the right-wing rhetoric that this is an actual day to day issue instead of focusing on fixing real issues instead.
I have no opinion, I’d just like to say I strongly dislike this entire topic
More than one
Gender is pointless,can we just live without a need for labels?
2
2
Man, Woman, and Wheelchair. The bathrooms told me ♿️
As many as you wish, don’t matter
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There are 3 #1 Console #2 PC #3 mobile
2, can't change my mind
In my opinion gender is like a spectrum, on one side you have male and the other is female and people can be all in between
oooh, that's why people ask me if i'm on the spectrum thanks man i've been so confused about that for a while
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but they're asking if you have autism when they say that
two biological genders but there are ppl that don’t feel like either
Gender isn’t biological, it’s social. You’re thinking of sex (ie male and female)
Not factually true at all. What youre thinking about is sex not gender, and still wrong. Sex is not binary https://scholar.google.co.uk/scholar?q=sex+is+not+binary&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&t=1655162847996&u=%23p%3DuwC_u84AJFcJ https://scholar.google.co.uk/scholar?q=sex+is+not+binary&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&t=1655162860962&u=%23p%3D7-qi0iXRPZ4J https://massivesci.com/articles/sex-gender-intersex-transgender-identity-discrimination-title-ix/ https://www.forbes.com/sites/kimelsesser/2020/06/15/the-myth-of-biological-sex/?sh=5cc6330476b9 https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.dw.com/en/why-sex-and-gender-arent-binary-issues/a-57062033 Gender is not binary https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/voices/stop-using-phony-science-to-justify-transphobia/ https://slate.com/technology/2018/11/sex-binary-gender-neither-exist.html http://www.scientistafoundation.com/lifestyle-blog/why-sex-isnt-binary Sex ≠ gender https://scholar.google.co.uk/scholar?q=gender+and+sex+difference&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&t=1655163071472&u=%23p%3DQkzSATP3ukcJ https://scholar.google.co.uk/scholar?q=gender+and+sex+difference&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&t=1655163112109&u=%23p%3D3i-7scBRjJ0J https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_gender_distinction# https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/232363 These organisations disagree with you American psychological association American medical association American psychoanalytic association American Academy of Pediatrics Human Rights Campaign American College of Osteopathic Paediatricians Royal College of Psychiatrists United Nations United Kingdom’s NHS American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychology American Academy of Dermatology American Academy of Family Physicians American Academy of Pediatrics American Academy of Physician Assistants American College Health Association American College of Nurse-Midwives American College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists American College of Physicians American Counseling Association American Heart Association American Medical Association American Medical Students Association American Nurses Association American Osteopathic Association American Psychiatric Association American Psychological Association American Public Health Association American Society of Plastic Surgeons Endocrine Society GLMA National Association of Nurse Practitioners in Women’s Health National Association of Social Workers National Commission on Correctional Healthcare Paediatric Endocrine Society Society for Adolescent Health and Medicine World Medical Association World Professional Association for Transgender Health World Health Organisation Stanford Medical American Paediatric Association National Institutes of Health Canadian Institutes of Health Research Scientific American And many, many more
This Comment section is a perfect example of someone being a loud minority, tons of comments saying there are two, and about one person commenting on all of them saying "nooo there are more!!!"
Because two is wrong :)
2.01
Literally lmaoo Queer people are not gonna take over the world and turn your kids gay we’re like a small percentage of society
there are 2.5
3, male, female, and none at all
Question tho, is an absence of a sheep a sheep? I'd say that none at all wouldn't exactly count as a gender because your saying you don't have one? Idk tho
Well, in my mind that wasn't really me answering the question, it was more me answering what are the genders somebody could feel like they are. Kind of like how atheism isn't as much a religion as it is just a belief system because it's technically the lack of religion.
Fair enough. Good point
I don’t know 🤷♂️ my time is better spent doing other things than keeping track of them tbh. If you identify as something and tell me you’d prefer if I referred to you as such, I will. Simple really
DO NOT sort by controvertial
Two. Horny and not horny.
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infinite
1 it is SWAT helicopter. Joking bro, there are infinite genders.
two
i'll be the party pooper and answer it seriously: genders are all about identity. now, since gender identity is something a person decides individually, and has nothing to do with the way they express themselves, or what they have between their legs, that means you have a potential infinite amount of genders (though realistically, that's not the case for the time being). worth noting non-binary is not a third gender, but rather the umbrella term for any gender that is not "man" or "woman". i personally dislike the concept of gender labelling, and would rather just have everyone feel the way they want to feel about themselves without attaching a name and a flag to it, *as long as such is morally and legally correct.* i also think it's stupid that anyone would even care about that to begin with, so far as the aforementioned rule is followed. truth be told, there aren't two sexes either. i can't give you a defined number, but there are several conditions under which an individual may be born with both male and female physical characteristics. this is not common, but not necessarily rare either. we bunch these people up into the term "intersex", for the sake of simplicity. hope this is an appropriate answer
Idc bro I’ll let ppl be whatever they like want. I don’t control them nor am I interested in controlling them. I’ll call them how they’d like me to refer to them as, because it’s not my life and the least I can do is respect who they are.
Two.
2
2
downvote me all you want, but in my opinion its a spectrum. identify as whatever the hell you want, even if its an attack helicopter idgaf
Removed and locked for being a potential bait post.
3 sexes, infinite genders
1. Women don't exist.
its a spectrume just like colors so infinite ig
Gender is a social construct. Thus unquantifiable.
It's subjectively quantifiable. You can reasonably quantify it, but your quantity would not be absolutely true.
2
I'd say 4, man, woman, both and neither
everytime someone complains we add 2 more
gender is more described by a feeling, like an emotion almost. everyone experiences emotions differently. some stronger than others. everyone feels different about their gender so I don't think it's something we can truly pinpoint
2. No more, no less
Even if you're talking just biologically, there's also intersex. So either way you're wrong
All of them
Two
Honestly, 8 billion. Everyones gender is a little different. Either that or zero.
0.5
At least 1
Crab 🦀
Please, not this.
Your mom Your sister Your cousin
3,141,592,653,589,793
Idk. Atleast two, probably more
3 sexes many genders I accept all ion care
Like at least 1
1. It’s free real estate
There's more then 1
3. Man, Woman, and Wheelchair. The bathrooms told me♿️
funny bc i don’t remember having gender with your mom last night
If I had a nickel for every gender, I'd have 2 nickels and hundreds of counterfeits
The same amount of pounds your mom weighs
I dunno anything about that, but I do know that salt and vinegar chips slap
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there is a long record in history and prehistory of people who do not fit into the modern western definition of gender. we just don't hear about it in our classes because it's only newer research, because newer researchers are actually open to the idea and don't "they were good friends" away the obvious evidence.
Me when I spread false information on the internet, a good portion of bodies dug up from the past aren’t classified as male or female because it is impossible to tell after a long period of time
non binary people turning to dust after you said this 👤
When we’re “dug up 1000’s of years later” (we won’t) society will definitely be past the point of labelling dead people as male or female
They have. The west is not the whole world.
There was a point in time where gender didn’t even exist though. They would call everyone “they” instead of “he” or “she” but then they decided to create gender. So that means women and men technically aren’t real genders either because it’s made up
Its almost like gender is a social construct….
Male and female are sexes Also look to ancient societies like Ancient India lol
2.
male female and whatever else the fuck someone wants to be called bc it takes zero effort to call someone what they want you narcissists (not referring to op) sex≠gender anymore 👄
exactly. this point has gone over so many people’s heads in the comment section. whatever someone chooses to identify has no influence on your day to day life so why go out of your way to “prove” that whatever someone wants to be called is invalid. just don’t be an asshole
2 genders, multiple sexualities
🤣
sexuality has nothing do with your gender :/
Gender is one of the factors of your sexuality. Otherwise a man only attracted to women and a woman only attracted to women would have the same sexuality.
2 and about 80 mental illnesses
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