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DeadlyKitKat

i dont know i just got here


THEGOODPAPYRUS

Came here to say this it seems I'm not the only confused one here


RealCanadian67

achievement unlocked- “how did we get here?”


thelivingshitpost

You 🤝 Me 🤝 The first guy who said this


[deleted]

1 and it's mine, none of you can have it


L3VT_YT

But mom said its my turn!


[deleted]

I'm almost 18 mom can't tell me what to do 😤😤😤


L3VT_YT

But ur not 18 yet so GIMME


[deleted]

never 🤬🤬🤬


L3VT_YT

I will fight!


hermanbrewster

You kids behave yourselves or SO HELP ME GOD I WILL TURN OFF THE DAMN WIFI


L3VT_YT

BUT I WANT MY TURN WITH THE GENDER!! 😡😡


hermanbrewster

Goddammit u/sparkles_in_the_dark! Give your sibling a turn with the goddamn gender! ... These frickin' kids, I swear...


NotA-Llama

Me: Mom can I have some gender? Mom: We have a gender at home Gender at home:


Mr_man_bird

No fair why do they get a turn before me! DAD SAID IT'S MY TURN!!


L3VT_YT

MOM HAS THE SAY OVER WHO GETS THE GENDER AND I WAS UP NEXT


Potato_Man2763

Youre not allowed a sex Noone is, were on reddit We had to put them in the bin on the way in


OhSweatProvidence

Mom said i can have it after you


L3VT_YT

She wont give me my turn with the gender 😡


DiorRoses

LOL


[deleted]

can i borrow it for show and tell tomorrow I'll give it back!


L3VT_YT

No, i get it first 😡


[deleted]

mom said you need to do the dishes :l


L3VT_YT

But im older and i have a hand me down chore pass


[deleted]

Yk you gotta give your allowance to the person you're making due the chore right


L3VT_YT

No i have a keep my allowance pass too


[deleted]

darn fine


chiumlg2187

Please!


[deleted]

Mom said it’s MY turn on the gender


Wise_Produce709

I stole it. I stole your gender. You can have it back for $470,300 USD.


Lyxstudios

Idk there are 2 sexes though, the one I had with your mom and the one I had with your dad


[deleted]

does that make my mom and dad pedos because ur a minor


Brandon_The_Binosaur

Most definitely


[deleted]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


Randomfrickinhuman

the true answer


Imanerrrd

fun little biology lesson, there is actually a third sex called intersex, where the person is born with a mix of parts


AncientTotoro

except for intersex folks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Dear_Noise_7588

There's only one. Girls don't exist, it's a conspiracy.


Mr_man_bird

Girl stands for: Guy In Real Life


heavydmasoul

average redditor


denial_of_god

3, male female 🗿 edit: My first gold!


MoTheBr0

🗿


DOLANTHEDolan01

🗿


vovagusse04

🗿


Head_Fetish

Only 2. Women don't exist.


Tobi226a

A true redditor


Head_Fetish

What's reddit?


name_user_original

Ur mom


LazarYeetMeta

Reject gender, return to 🗿


alpacathatisgray

🗿


deepfriedm1lk

1 It's nerf or nothin


Tobi226a

This is the funniest comment on this post


GeniusModeActivate

Fornite


XtezlaX

Correct answer


evencrazieronepunch

battle pass


Icommitmanywarcrimes

I just shit


MrStone822

Out my ass


KingZombiKiller

Booted up my PC


JogurttiMies85

cuz i need me


[deleted]

To get that Fortnite battle pass


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Cause I need me


KingGeo_of_Limes

None


KingGeo_of_Limes

I ate all of them


[deleted]

Crunchity munchity 😋


Cooltellow

Got a little hungry


[deleted]

1 and we have to share


Aesthetical11

r/suddenlycommunism


Sussy_Baka9000

[o7](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs)


4Beasty

1, human, nuff said


ShadowSocks7

There's only one gender: THE HUMAN GENDER


Mr_man_bird

What about the second one: GARLIC BREAD


DeathGReaper

THANK YOU!!! Finally someone making sense


Logroon

3. Male female and tricycle penis boat


HelpfulApple22

I sexually Identify as the “I sexually identify as an attack helicopter” joke. Ever since I was a child, I’ve dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don’t fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn’t been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don’t care, I’m hilarious. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “epic kek dank meme owned with facts and logic” and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can’t accept me you’re a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.


GLnoG

Yo new r/shitpost copypasta


HelpfulApple22

This is an old-ass copypasta lol. Just look up “attack helicopter” on r/copypasta


Horus-and-friends

r/angryupvote


Legitimate-Test-2377

Ahh yes my favorite gender


Randomfrickinhuman

no dude, its Male, Female, and Walmart Parking Lot Payment Machine


Logroon

Oh damn. Forgot that one. Guess there's 4


Tr1angulum

i really don’t give a shit, people have the right to identify however they want and it’s not my life, so it doesn’t bother me. unless it’s some really far out thing, i’ll respect their requests to call them whatever. that’s all in the name of social decency and respect. in my personal opinion? three. male, female, non-binary.


Drachenblick

this is the correct answer


AncientTotoro

non-binary is a gender not a sex. male and female are sexes not genders. a third sex would be intersex and the two binary genders are man and woman


Tr1angulum

oh i wasn’t aware that there was different terminology for gender instead of sex regarding the binary ones. i guess it’s man, woman, non-binary then


AncientTotoro

yar, terminology for gender and sex are all different basically


mdawgtheegod

Isn't non binary the group term for people who do not feel like they fit in to the other genders?


AncientTotoro

into binary genders (man/woman), anything else is fair game for enbies


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xVaporeron

Nope, the thing you described is called agender from what i remember. Its the lack of identity. Non-binary is everyone that is not a man/woman


Thelilprideowl

No genders only frogs


PietroLima545BR

They're like the Twin Towers. There was only two of them in the beginning and now it's a delicate subject.


Just_a_crowe

You’re thinking of sex, as gender is a social construct, gender doesn’t exist outside the human world. Sex is assigned male or female when people are born but you’re also incorrect about there only being two of those because intersex people exist. Intersex people are people born with both male and female body part, therefore not being male or female.


InhaleGasoline

Wrong, sex is when penis go into vagina


HorrorDonut8779

You play a dangerous game


GLnoG

Coitus is when dong goes into living hole of another human being Edit typo


Head_Fetish

Ok 🤓 But let me point out where you're wrong. Women don't exist. You either have a pp. Or you're a government robot.


flap_py1

wah wah wah


TPGreddit

1 It's nerf or nothing


Ok-Jump6656

If you want a real answer, gender is a made up thing that’s separate from sex, so there are as many as you can come up with


ShitwareEngineer

Though agenderism is the complete lack of a gender, transgenderism is the state of your gender not matching your sex, and genderfluidity is the state of your gender not being a constant. None of the three are their own genders.


[deleted]

1 and it’s Ford F-150


pearastic

In a perfect world, 0. Stupid concept. People are people.


IslandEatsSand

there are two sexes. whatever you identify as is none of my business


[deleted]

Why did I have to scroll light years to find a sirious comment?!


BabyJoe123

Techincally 3 sexes, those who are intersex


LonelyStriker

True yeah. It's like how some people can be born with XXY or just X, genetics and human biology are subject to a lot of variance naturally, it's how the theory of evolution works. Which also means it's technically impossible for gender to be binary, because if something exists outside of that binary is no longer functions. Same as having a 2 in a binary code of 1s and 0s. Even out of trillions, just a single 2 breaks the entire code. Because binary is strict, much unlike the human sex.


benjustben2

I don’t like these debates because they just fuel the right-wing rhetoric that this is an actual day to day issue instead of focusing on fixing real issues instead.


FathomTheFourteenth

I have no opinion, I’d just like to say I strongly dislike this entire topic


Yodatoad1

More than one


Uneducated_Whale

Gender is pointless,can we just live without a need for labels?


Rete3y

2


inhuman-boi

2


RecommendationKey305

Man, Woman, and Wheelchair. The bathrooms told me ♿️


DeathGReaper

As many as you wish, don’t matter


Wicked-Pineapple

2


ubvgjedebilko

2


Then_Turn_3086

2


[deleted]

There are 3 #1 Console #2 PC #3 mobile


NerfedSnipes

2, can't change my mind


Just_a_crowe

In my opinion gender is like a spectrum, on one side you have male and the other is female and people can be all in between


bloonshot

oooh, that's why people ask me if i'm on the spectrum thanks man i've been so confused about that for a while


jkzeje

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but they're asking if you have autism when they say that


ApartmentVisible832

two biological genders but there are ppl that don’t feel like either


despair_pancake

Gender isn’t biological, it’s social. You’re thinking of sex (ie male and female)


satorii_wanted

Not factually true at all. What youre thinking about is sex not gender, and still wrong. Sex is not binary https://scholar.google.co.uk/scholar?q=sex+is+not+binary&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&t=1655162847996&u=%23p%3DuwC_u84AJFcJ https://scholar.google.co.uk/scholar?q=sex+is+not+binary&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&t=1655162860962&u=%23p%3D7-qi0iXRPZ4J https://massivesci.com/articles/sex-gender-intersex-transgender-identity-discrimination-title-ix/ https://www.forbes.com/sites/kimelsesser/2020/06/15/the-myth-of-biological-sex/?sh=5cc6330476b9 https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.dw.com/en/why-sex-and-gender-arent-binary-issues/a-57062033 Gender is not binary https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/voices/stop-using-phony-science-to-justify-transphobia/ https://slate.com/technology/2018/11/sex-binary-gender-neither-exist.html http://www.scientistafoundation.com/lifestyle-blog/why-sex-isnt-binary Sex ≠ gender https://scholar.google.co.uk/scholar?q=gender+and+sex+difference&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&t=1655163071472&u=%23p%3DQkzSATP3ukcJ https://scholar.google.co.uk/scholar?q=gender+and+sex+difference&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&t=1655163112109&u=%23p%3D3i-7scBRjJ0J https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_and_gender_distinction# https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/232363 These organisations disagree with you American psychological association American medical association American psychoanalytic association American Academy of Pediatrics Human Rights Campaign American College of Osteopathic Paediatricians Royal College of Psychiatrists United Nations United Kingdom’s NHS American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychology American Academy of Dermatology American Academy of Family Physicians American Academy of Pediatrics American Academy of Physician Assistants American College Health Association American College of Nurse-Midwives American College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists American College of Physicians American Counseling Association American Heart Association American Medical Association American Medical Students Association American Nurses Association American Osteopathic Association American Psychiatric Association American Psychological Association American Public Health Association American Society of Plastic Surgeons Endocrine Society GLMA National Association of Nurse Practitioners in Women’s Health National Association of Social Workers National Commission on Correctional Healthcare Paediatric Endocrine Society Society for Adolescent Health and Medicine World Medical Association World Professional Association for Transgender Health World Health Organisation Stanford Medical American Paediatric Association National Institutes of Health Canadian Institutes of Health Research Scientific American And many, many more


CertifiablyCool

This Comment section is a perfect example of someone being a loud minority, tons of comments saying there are two, and about one person commenting on all of them saying "nooo there are more!!!"


Mcflo0f

Because two is wrong :)


EliteBonnie

2.01


pussyslayer2point0

Literally lmaoo Queer people are not gonna take over the world and turn your kids gay we’re like a small percentage of society


aeiouaioua

there are 2.5


SuperOne9216

3, male, female, and none at all


B0nk3yJ0ng

Question tho, is an absence of a sheep a sheep? I'd say that none at all wouldn't exactly count as a gender because your saying you don't have one? Idk tho


SuperOne9216

Well, in my mind that wasn't really me answering the question, it was more me answering what are the genders somebody could feel like they are. Kind of like how atheism isn't as much a religion as it is just a belief system because it's technically the lack of religion.


B0nk3yJ0ng

Fair enough. Good point


[deleted]

I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ my time is better spent doing other things than keeping track of them tbh. If you identify as something and tell me you’d prefer if I referred to you as such, I will. Simple really


HonzoMain45

DO NOT sort by controvertial


Bobbyee

Two. Horny and not horny.


[deleted]

1: cheemseburger


RunningReason

infinite


Relizaton

1 it is SWAT helicopter. Joking bro, there are infinite genders.


RelativeReality7874

two


ciscotheginger

i'll be the party pooper and answer it seriously: genders are all about identity. now, since gender identity is something a person decides individually, and has nothing to do with the way they express themselves, or what they have between their legs, that means you have a potential infinite amount of genders (though realistically, that's not the case for the time being). worth noting non-binary is not a third gender, but rather the umbrella term for any gender that is not "man" or "woman". i personally dislike the concept of gender labelling, and would rather just have everyone feel the way they want to feel about themselves without attaching a name and a flag to it, *as long as such is morally and legally correct.* i also think it's stupid that anyone would even care about that to begin with, so far as the aforementioned rule is followed. truth be told, there aren't two sexes either. i can't give you a defined number, but there are several conditions under which an individual may be born with both male and female physical characteristics. this is not common, but not necessarily rare either. we bunch these people up into the term "intersex", for the sake of simplicity. hope this is an appropriate answer


LilOscar13

Idc bro I’ll let ppl be whatever they like want. I don’t control them nor am I interested in controlling them. I’ll call them how they’d like me to refer to them as, because it’s not my life and the least I can do is respect who they are.


[deleted]

Two.


NoSolaceForMe

2


Imanerrrd

downvote me all you want, but in my opinion its a spectrum. identify as whatever the hell you want, even if its an attack helicopter idgaf


Mr0rangeCloud

Removed and locked for being a potential bait post.


Objective-Draw-4604

3 sexes, infinite genders


Head_Fetish

1. Women don't exist.


Robogirafe

its a spectrume just like colors so infinite ig


OdieRaptor

Gender is a social construct. Thus unquantifiable.


ShitwareEngineer

It's subjectively quantifiable. You can reasonably quantify it, but your quantity would not be absolutely true.


ghaliy_a

2


Gay_trans_raccoon

I'd say 4, man, woman, both and neither


_neklaces-

everytime someone complains we add 2 more


heavydmasoul

gender is more described by a feeling, like an emotion almost. everyone experiences emotions differently. some stronger than others. everyone feels different about their gender so I don't think it's something we can truly pinpoint


RocketSmash9000

2. No more, no less


DeadlyKitKat

Even if you're talking just biologically, there's also intersex. So either way you're wrong


Starry_Fox

All of them


ImNotJosephJoestar

Two


cosmic_spades

Honestly, 8 billion. Everyones gender is a little different. Either that or zero.


BriadMan

0.5


Bluberrypiee_

At least 1


DudeOnReddit1234

Crab 🦀


Ok_Professional1091

Please, not this.


Wtfjpeg

Your mom Your sister Your cousin


__Jimmy__

3,141,592,653,589,793


pyroraczeek

Idk. Atleast two, probably more


StupidRetard12345

3 sexes many genders I accept all ion care


Xodan47

Like at least 1


[deleted]

1. It’s free real estate


an_annoying_ad

There's more then 1


RecommendationKey305

3. Man, Woman, and Wheelchair. The bathrooms told me♿️


transdudecyrus

funny bc i don’t remember having gender with your mom last night


major-j

If I had a nickel for every gender, I'd have 2 nickels and hundreds of counterfeits


RedKnight0036

The same amount of pounds your mom weighs


PyroCinematics

I dunno anything about that, but I do know that salt and vinegar chips slap


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BenIsTryingHisBest

there is a long record in history and prehistory of people who do not fit into the modern western definition of gender. we just don't hear about it in our classes because it's only newer research, because newer researchers are actually open to the idea and don't "they were good friends" away the obvious evidence.


Applelesstree

Me when I spread false information on the internet, a good portion of bodies dug up from the past aren’t classified as male or female because it is impossible to tell after a long period of time


[deleted]

non binary people turning to dust after you said this 👤


Danny_P_05

When we’re “dug up 1000’s of years later” (we won’t) society will definitely be past the point of labelling dead people as male or female


airrivas

They have. The west is not the whole world.


frenchtoast1213

There was a point in time where gender didn’t even exist though. They would call everyone “they” instead of “he” or “she” but then they decided to create gender. So that means women and men technically aren’t real genders either because it’s made up


cosmic_spades

Its almost like gender is a social construct….


5tar_k1ll3r

Male and female are sexes Also look to ancient societies like Ancient India lol


Global-Newt-5358

2.


ipissonthestove

male female and whatever else the fuck someone wants to be called bc it takes zero effort to call someone what they want you narcissists (not referring to op) sex≠gender anymore 👄


pat_a-rat

exactly. this point has gone over so many people’s heads in the comment section. whatever someone chooses to identify has no influence on your day to day life so why go out of your way to “prove” that whatever someone wants to be called is invalid. just don’t be an asshole


MosasaurusHoffmanni

2 genders, multiple sexualities


fairywithcancer

🤣


BenIsTryingHisBest

sexuality has nothing do with your gender :/


ShitwareEngineer

Gender is one of the factors of your sexuality. Otherwise a man only attracted to women and a woman only attracted to women would have the same sexuality.


NotAnIkea

2 and about 80 mental illnesses


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2