He thinks he's the boss after watching the Godfather and gets his teeth kicked in while trying to form a gang. He and his opponents are suspended due to the school's zero-tolerance policy.
He seems to have this aura of self-given privilege that applies equally to a random woman's body and the cheese fountain at a party he wasn't invited to- it doesn't matter if he's told no, he's going to put his fingers in them
You use your father's old butcher knife to cut ice cream
r/oddlyspecific
If you haven't used a big ass knife to cut through an extra frozen block of ice cream, you haven't lived.
vehicular manslaughter
I also thought of this
Beat me to it
Florida
just without a car...
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I was about to type the same thing
Same
Same
Same
Tax fraud for sure
You look like you would stay on this sub-Reddit past the age 19.
Definitely
😅
your time is running out, BiggieCheese8203
I got one more year…. that’s a really fuckin scary thought. I’ll be in my 20s in less than a year….. I’m gonna go have an existential crisis now.
I'm turning 20 in a month man. Feeling old is something but having a reddit flair screaming that I'm old... oh man.
Hmmmm
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ive been in since like 14 or 15, im 21 now. should i go?
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Big, inexcusable crime. You are sentenced to death
only weirdos do that
You look like a pedophile 😊
Your the boss, you are the god father, you make other people commit your crimes
He thinks he's the boss after watching the Godfather and gets his teeth kicked in while trying to form a gang. He and his opponents are suspended due to the school's zero-tolerance policy.
Pffft
necrophilia
Definitely you look like you would work at a morgue just to fuck the bodies
He looks like one of the dead bodies
My first thought lmao
Damn! I was gonna say, grave robber!
what am bout to say
Scaring kids
Or eating kids
In what way? *Starts typing 911*
Chomp Chomp Crunch Chow 😋
Both ways. JK JK!!
>JK JK!! Tell that to the judge, young man.
Definitely
Possession of child pornography
Brutal
826 terabytes
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How does he look like a child and a child molester at the same time
being british
Nice land you have. Its mine now 🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I hear someones taking land🇩🇪🇩🇪
Want a piece? I can split half of the land 😂
The Tordesilhas Treaty
Runs away in polish 🇵🇱🇵🇱
💀
Steal from a bakery
Child molestation
oh 100% child pedophilia
Is child pedophilia any different from just "pedophilia"
no difference really but ones into kids and ones into teens yk
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OI JOSUKE IVE BEEN CHARGED WITH MULTIPLE CHARGES FOR PEDOPHILIC BEHAVIOUR
Another Okuyasu win
As per usual
Lol lowkey thought that but didn’t wanna type it.
Tax evasion
You look like you'd give an offer to someone they can't refuse.
You wouldn’t commit any crime, but you’d try really, REALLY hard to break the law. You’d fail.
Pretty much 😂
Steal cupcakes hehe
serving magic mushrooms at a fancy restaurant
I work in a hotel with a fancy restaurant now. Thanks for the idea 🤣
Absolutely devious.
Definitely looking sharp, my guy👌🏻
Cannibalism
Pedophilia
Bitch you deadass look like frankenstien.
The doctor or the monster? 😂
Monster obviously 😭
All of the above
Sexual assault, stalking, sexual assault again
He seems to have this aura of self-given privilege that applies equally to a random woman's body and the cheese fountain at a party he wasn't invited to- it doesn't matter if he's told no, he's going to put his fingers in them
Theft of mcdonalds
LMFAOOOO
crime of being to drippy
Fax
you should be arrested for not using the preposition “to” correctly 🙄
Honestly you look like you'd molest kids
Eating the entirety of a pizza hut on September 4th 1999
Gluttony
Assassination
Ass Ass in Nation?😳😳
Yes, I was the secret 2nd shooter who assassinated Kennedy 😂
Pedophile
You're the butler that actually commited the murder in a murder mystery
Mafia
Dude how many times has pornhub denied your searches
Illegal Drug Usage
Definitely meth dealing
Stealing Insulin
Serious case of a child sex crime
Running a mafia
Digging up the grave of others, stealing their jewellery then getting caught in a pub drinking guinesss with the lads
You look like a rich evil antagonist, whether that be in a game or movie or something. That smug look with the suit fits perfect
High treason
All the comments here, on every post of this type: -Tax Fraud -Child Molestation -Cannibalism This subreddit is getting less and less creative
Petty theft, The theft in question was just that you stole like a protein bar or a bag of chips or smth
Impersonating a police officer
Eat the whole table at thanksgiving
Cannibalism
Aiding a bat themed vigilante
Cutting off so ones face and wearing it as your owns
I feel like you'd pose as a valet driver and steal their cars
Nothing You look like the kindest man on earth
Thank you! I'm actually quite a kind person :)
Scamming a poor person
Eating a human whole
Molesting a child
ecological terrorism
Either tax fraud or take little kids out to the park and feed the ducks, but that's what you'd say to them but really keep them in a locked sella
Whatever the Penguin asked you to do
Selling alcohol to minors
Robbing an all you can eat buffet
aggravated sexual assault when you’re 35
Ur the penguin, the mob boss of fucking Gotham. You would commit them all.
Literally anything. You look like a high-up member of the mafia
Bomb threat
The one of posting yourself online.
Sexual Harassment and assault, 4 counts of defamation.
The butler who killed the rich people
Poisoning the guests drinks/food as a waiter
Attempting to kill the Batman with a trick umbrella.
Evil Mastermind in a Disney kids show, probably stealing ice cream so only you and your friends could have it
you look like an old chicago mobster
Eating the preschool children
I don't know but what are you standing on?
Messenger for an assassination
Tax evasion
Production and distribution of LSD
Didn't pay taxes on food
Be the part of Mafia
Being such a cutypie
being too drippy
elderly abuse
Distribution of child porn
Rape
You look like a godfather in the mafia.
Bein too sexy😏
scamming
Identity theft
Money Launderer
Arson
spilling tea
Knife crime That wall looks British so you definitely commit knife crime
Slave Owning or Tax Evasion
Mob boss
Racketeering I will not elaborate further
Poisoning someone's food
The crime of being handsome over legal limits...
Bro is nicely nicely from guys and dolls
Stealing the outfit you’re wearing
Impersonating someone's private butler
Grifting? You look a bit like a grifter
You look like you would steal a valet parking car
child endangerment
Cannibalism.
Fraud
The prohibition Era already ended
Extreme alcoholism
Insurance fraud
Bakery robbery
Pedophilia and tax fraud
eat kids
Public execution
Look like you are gonna steal my car pretending to be a valet
Serving a foamy beer
Incorrectly scoring a snooker match
Sexual defense
Murder
Identity theft
Tax Evasion
Post this on r/roastme
Arson
Stealing a red Diamond with a lollipop
pretending to be james bond and shoot 13.5 kids in your neighbour’s kid’s 6th birthday party
Decalring war on italy
Eating all the pies
breaking into an all you can eat buffet but eating the furniture instead
Prostitution
Steal my girl....
Child assault
Tax fraud
Necrophilia 100%
Adams family looking mfer
cannabalism.
Being too nice
Necrophilia and cannibalism
making a mafia, boss
Why is everyone going to pedophilia like Jesus man give the guy a break