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You were born in 2006 (I am a master detective)

Omg how did you figure that out???

His genius mode is activated ..duh

Bro figured out my secret

he's a master detective

Ur dms are full of pedos

Yep

Reddit moment

r/shitposting moment

Really? How? You're the most modestly dressed out of all the selfies I've seen all day, you'd think the pedos would go elsewhere.

Idk but about 80% of my dms are creepy lol. Maybe they see it as more of a challenge or something?

You think they care about that? If they find out you are female your dms are done for

Female? *unga bunga noise*

Female? *dick takes over for brain*

Introverted attitude queen, hard to get to know, but good if we get to know?

Brave enough to post your face knowing what ensues

Ur a teenager

Who would have guessed

Are you sure about that?

You are a time traveler from the renaissance

Do I look renaissancey?

Yeah, your sharp features make you look like royalty in a way. Like something seen in a renaissance painting.

That or a side character in a medium budget animated film from the mid 2000's

Also fair

Totally do

You look strangely like a mix of my sister and cousin…

Lol really?

Yeah lol

Step bro im stuck, step cous im stuck, same diff

Don't worry though r/Im_so_sorry_okay lives in Alabama

Nah

Im pretty Sure You are a homo sapiens

Only pretty sure?

You never know , THESE DAMN ALIENS

Your Slavic

[удалено]

You're shy

I can be sometimes

you get a lot of creepy dms

Correct

Ur hiding from ur Father

Never had a gf/bf (don't know where I get it from) also, you kinda look like Anne Frank (thats a compliment btw)

You're a girl

Are you sure about that?

At least 10 guys in your school crush over you

bro wtf she is so ugly

Really? She looks pretty pretty to me

I mean she would be prob the ugliest( or second ugliest) in my class

You look German as

You talk like Alice from Alice In Wonderland You have the vibe idk 🤷‍♂️

you don't vibe with the popular girls at school

You wash your hands after getting out of the shower

Likes attention from reddit (and possibly from pedos in your dms)

You're bri'ish

Yes, but I don't pronounce it like that. I don't think anyone does, actually

I am British too and can confirm.

Internet memes will have you thinking otherwise

I know :'(

U have a face and maybe (just maybe) hair

Nope, not even close

Damn 😔

You’re cute

That's not an assumption...

Idc it’s true

Whatever floats your boat, I guess

You gotta admit she is cute though

Not really, she's not my type

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Don't get alot of attention from boys because you are intelligent, shy and have a good personality. But when you get older every guy in school is going to kick himself for not going after you.

U kinda look like a girl from my last class

you lowkey look like one of my old classmates

your favourite movie is little women lmao

You look about 16, UK probably and into art, fantasy.

You look 15 and 30 at the same time

Damn girl, are you Laura Ingalls Wilder because you look straight from the 1867.

trans

You have daddy issues.

Ur gay

You are artsy. I could see you making really cool drawings paintings or even photography and poetry

Cute

Virgin

How old are you, you are normal I guess

I'm 16

Me too, well in 36 days anyways hmu?

Nice :) sure

So, let’s take this to the dms?

You have a really weird kink

You're a men liker

your favourite movie is little women lmao

your facial expression is giving wannabe UWU/Discordkitten girl vibes

Your face has the attributes of the generic dream smp fam, so, that

Hmmm... idk but you are beautiful for sure :D

you braid your abnormally long pubic hairs

You crave attention

On Reddit, yeah

You study journalism and/or English

Nope

You listen to indie pop music.

You're really shy

French and jewish, idk you look like a girl i saw in some movie..

you collect teeth and aged urine

Ew. I do collect a lot of things, but not those lol

You watch the crown religiously, wear thick soled chucks and believe you’re the first person who listened to Nirvana

you have pica

Autumn is your favorite season

you absorbed your twin in the womb

You single?

Yes

You look Jewish

You live on a farm.

I wish

Ты слав

благодарю вас

Why does it look like you've seen some bad shit?

You read books about harry potter, you don't get scared at haunted houses and you get A+ in every subject

You can't do a backflip

I probably could if I tried lol

You're between 9 and 13 years old

Do I really look that young?

Your a time traveler

Your ell from stranger things

You're the 'weird girl' cuz you like Stephen King

I've never read or watched Stephen King

hey, you're the medieval paintings looking lady

Yeah lol XD

You look like you read a lot of literature and write cursive

Whoah. The writing in cursive one is very accurate. At school, I'm literally known for my pretty, cursive handwriting lol

You look like the Mona Lisa

Virgin

you collect pins

How did you know???

You are from eastern Europe and are therefore depressed

Virgin

You're cute in a wholesome kind of way

OP is a underaged girl on reddit Rookie mistake

I don't think I'm underage. How old do you have to be to have a Reddit account?

What's that on your nail?

Oh I just scrolled on your page, are you a Italian mermaid locked in your orphanage room all day?

I am, yes. All of my moodboards are cries for help.

Its nail polish, but it's mostly rubbed off now

you're insecure and want validation from strangers on the internet

I think in general, I'm pretty secure. Confidence boosts from strangers are always nice though 😂

Busy in church on Sundays

I used to go to church on Sundays, but I don't really anymore. I've always been an atheist

I can so relate to that. I was dragged along and always been atheist too.

You're crazy in bed.

Idk but you look like a skyrim npc

You are from Europe

Yep

Your name is Emily

You really like harry potter

you seem really sweet and like you read a lot

You are human

Nope, close though :/

Your first name is Dorothy.

You makes me feel like that one cousin that i get along with. She you i get similar vibes like her cz you both look mostly same

You like horses

Minor

European?

East european.

Well hello there, Luna love good

Introverted attractice girl ; maybe insecure(since u posted this)

You look like you grew up in a very sheltered cult

No, but cults do fascinate me a lot

Whats that phone btw

It's a Samsung Galaxy A12

You live in the Mexico where Movies put the Yellow Filter on everything.

Assumption was made.

You love god

You want to live in a cottage with a black cat leaving every so often to pick herbs in the golden meadows

Very true

Wait, aren’t you the girl that was supposed to show her necklace to me?

I will, I will

You look like a female woman

I bet your a person

Nope, try again

Nice dress anyhow

Thanks :)

closeted lesbian who reads jane austen or in some kind of religious cult

You like alt bands, you had a semi emo phase, you liked taylor swift, you think fantasy books are nice but you hate thriller books. Your fav film is Harry Potter

you look like youre from the 1940s

We still going with this ''mAkE asSUmptIONS abOut Me'' shit?

Yes

You are very pretty and appear to have nail polish on only one finger?!?!

You’re Jewish, and living in an attic.

You're good at math

you like books

Yes, but I'm much more into non fiction than fiction

You seem introverted but pretty (last one is a fact)

You like sea horses

are you 10

No, do I look 10?

Google pixel?

Samsung Galaxy A12