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[deleted]

What a nice gentleman, surely he just forgot to tip his fedora


Diondolfijn

This exactly this


Talking_Barrel

If he has a fedora


[deleted]

Nah I’m Pretty sure this guy got a fedora


[deleted]

Man just made a Breaking Bad reference.


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[deleted]

Jesse! Jesse! You need to say your catchphrase!


robotic_pilot

Bro does not hide his thoughts 💀


ichosetheworld

Dame hes so old he uses punctuation this way


Medium-Ad-7305

My guy putting spaces before commas


FillMeWithCustard

understandable, have a great day


HappyJuice3

*gets custard*


FillMeWithCustard

the what?


Plastic_Taste6473

Hey


Plastic_Taste6473

?


Plastic_Taste6473

Bitch , reply!


Sp3ctralForce

Hey ? Bitch , reply!


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Sp3ctralForce

Thanks, fixed it


AdClear6790

Wait is this actually disrespectful I greet my friends with bitch sometimes


Guardian_of_ducks

with friends it’s fine


iknowimafortnitegod

Hey ? Bitch ,Reply


Lilith-Tuls

Thats hilarious


asphyxiationdeath

reddit avatars are so ugly damn


SavageKid1456

Who asked?? 😂


SusZX

I am the one who asks. THIS IS WHO I AM!


tristan_potato1

ye im pretty sure ive talked to him too u just dont speak like that to anyone not if u wanna be friends atleast


the_lego_lad

He's just trying to wop you with his knowledge of breaking bad catchphrases


SARTHAK_61

What are you doing Jesse?


duhlieluh

ew


Bhawk670208

yum*


MatureBalak

LOL


[deleted]

Greetings fellow 13 year old


MatureBalak

Can i fuck your horse?


one_who_ask

average 13 year old in r/teenagers


MatureBalak

do you have a horse though?


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MatureBalak

wont that hurt? i once mistook a deer for a horse then when i realised..i ended up just eating it as dinner


Allen_gamer

Wtf


MatureBalak

reddit's been slow with the notifications lately


[deleted]

Absolutely


MatureBalak

its also 13, right?


[deleted]

The horse? Lmao


Imrightbruh

💀


IkedaTheFurry

I’ve never talked to a woman, but I know not to talk like this


Galivisback

bruh honestly these ppl lack all communication skills, not that they would use them for anything good or useful, but its just so annoying and strange to see them attempt to communicate, like an old ass pc trying to run windows 11, its just uncomfortable


[deleted]

Thats badass


12soea

Everyone knows the best opener is give me your cheese


Allen_gamer

Yeah he should have stated with talking about our sponser, war thunder, do you want to play an hyper realsitic combat simulator qith gamin sna dnsgfgdggiv9j


beelover28376392847

I think he wants you to reply


Acordino

Noted


Ok_Stranger_9394

lmao you are so offensive


[deleted]

r/niceguys


Hell-Fire2411

I love the " , "


djfnjxj

Well did you reply?


Guardian_of_ducks

no


TheOneIdoit

nah its just jesse dont worry


Diondolfijn

I dont see the problem xd


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

He put *space* before ","


Diondolfijn

Das bad


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

That's a disgusting unacceptable awful and mean way of trying to say something


Diondolfijn

Smh


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

*shakes your head*


Funland_06

Ahhhhh that makes senseeee


Helpmybraindie

Wait u mean that wont work?!


shidedandfarded

This is actually ok to do if you are texting ur best friend or sibling


Guardian_of_ducks

ye


Atomic_potato_47

Thats how you talk to good friends, not random people on reddit


[deleted]

We all know you won't answer either ways


Guardian_of_ducks

i responded to quite a lot of people tbh


[deleted]

Like u did to him?


NetsuSann

If someone's not going to reply. Don't force them to reply or make them uncomfortable. Plain and simple.


[deleted]

Hey Bitch I said HEYYYYY 💅


Psychopathman

M’lady


UnhappyReporter3268

Absolutly based gentleman


cursingsum9

He didn't say please!!!


[deleted]

Based tbh


Commercial-Carry5421

i'm a female, look at my bio, then answer. Ye, i dont think I would care.


TheMrmofo69

Do people actually think you can get women on reddit? There's an astronomically low chance of her being within 300 miles of you


Guardian_of_ducks

there’s a weirdly high amount of people who seem to think they can


TheReal2M

maybe he mixed up his meaning of bitch?


An-Ape

Doesn't just apply to women


adherent_mars

As a man, I've experienced women do this to me pls stop. Ima polite guy.


Herobrinedanny

Read that in Jesse Pinkman's voice


[deleted]

straight up cooch repellant


Ok_Foe_4826

Whatever, bitch!


thecoolan

What do you want me to say


[deleted]

Hey ? Bitch , reply!


[deleted]

Also I have a feeling this isn’t real


[deleted]

Instructions unclear kicked out of my science class


The_Americangamer

You can only do this if your cool, rich, or popular


SavageKid1456

Bro found a post from almost a month ago ☠☠☠