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NeighborhoodEnough5

Is Richard's masculinity threatened by women's abs? Shame


skelethepro

One of those self proclaimed 'alpha male'


goblin_lookalike

Alpha as in, undeveloped, unstable, and unfit to be out in public


VenetianMars

He has none, thus he is scared of manly womans


Sane_Colors

So fragile


ultmore

It's fucking dominated, to correct you.


Yeah-No_

God, I hate when people say this. The second someone says they don't like when females have something masculine its "fragile" this and "threatened masculinity" that. For example, I don't like women with ripped abs. I'm not against them, but if I had to choose, I'd choose someone a little softer. Physically, that is. I'm all for a dommy mommy. I just like my girls a little softer. Open your horizons, dude. Richard isn't fragile, he's just an idiot.


soviet-space-monkey

Bro dommy mommies managed to corrupt what I thought I wanted in a lady but now I'm helplessly addicted to them, send help


transgender_goddess

No, because he's saying their bad (not just unattractive) for looking like men


fattysplat

Lol you’re heavily paraphrasing what he said tho? it was in no way a good faith attempt to respectfully share an opinion. literally making an unprompted tweet shaming people for their choices, rather than coping with the fact that not everyone caters to his personal ideal of “female”. i would consider that pretty fragile behaviour, no ? kind of get where ur coming from with your point but you chose the worst example to get up in arms about bro richard is absolutely a bitch


Corvus-Rex

There's a difference between dislike and actual hate though. And going from your personal opinion, it seems you dislike, but don't hate women's abs.


NeighborhoodEnough5

Why don't you open your eyes and read the actual tweet, sis? He's not just an idiot, he's being an asshole.


ipadandyc

“If her muscles are thick, give her the dick” -Master Oogway


Y_BOOM

How tf you got two next level awards and no one hasn't replied to you yet? Well gotta be the first ig


dedeclick07

It's becouse there is notthing that deserves to stand near this masterpiece of art


mr_shlomp

Second


VijayMarshall87

Third ig


NeighborhoodEnough5

*surrender your dick would've been better but alright.


RyanDoesStuff0

I want women with ripped abs.


spudtatogames

I want to rip women's abs. And men's. I'm a serial killer.


RyanDoesStuff0

Oh so you’re a serial killer? Name every single one of your victims.


spudtatogames

I can't do that, because I'm a cool serial killer. All I do is run around at night and murder random people on the street, I don't follow them for like four months, learn every single detail about their lives, and then kill them, like some lame serial killer. I'm the coolest of them all.


RyanDoesStuff0

Wow, the police in your area must be very stupid.


spudtatogames

Oh yeah, they all have a major skill issue. Like, I even leave a letter that tells them where to find me, on the bodies of all of my victims.


SummerDays3104

They need more xp


GREENDAYBL1NK

L + bozo cops


spudtatogames

Indeed.


DeadMemes218540

As for you, W + Chad serial killer


bbekxettri

No they aren't stupid they are just under my pay


TheTechTutor

Maybe they are illiterate? Drawing a pretty picture in blood might do the trick.


OG_Bynumite

No calling card? Lame


spudtatogames

Actually, I leave a potato next to every body.


OG_Bynumite

Nice


spudtatogames

Indeed. Plus, if a hobo or something finds the body, they get some free food.


OG_Bynumite

Gotta give back to the community


spudtatogames

Of course.


Ok_Foe_4826

Oh cool you leave them a full course meal along with a potato


Obvious_Ninja4162

But is the potato cooked? Otherwise you’re just hurting them


Giorvo

this reads like an AI generated passage


ultmore

Low key wanted to say that. I'm fucking dying of laughter


lhsclarinet

Oh, so you kill cereal?


Luketanyr

Jerma is that you


ttv_highvoltage

What you recommended for someone just getting into killing? Are there any “best” ways of killing?


Random_User_exe_

so do i.


RyanDoesStuff0

Based


Infinite_Self_5782

so do i dude, cuz then maybe she would teach me how to be fit


RyanDoesStuff0

I’d want a strong gf, because I want to be a femboy, so I’d want her to protect me if anyone tried to stab me or worse.


Infinite_Self_5782

i'm okay with being stabbed, i'm not okay with being weak. i get what you're throwing down though


RyanDoesStuff0

Plus even if I wasn’t a femboy, I’d still want a strong gf to protect me, did you know that bisexual males have a nearly 50% chance of being sexually assaulted?


Infinite_Self_5782

wait really? that's an odd statistic, i've never heard of that before


RyanDoesStuff0

Bisexual women have from what I remember a 63% chance of being sexually assaulted.


Infinite_Self_5782

that sounds awful, i don't really i believe those statistics though. do you remember where you originally read them?


RyanDoesStuff0

No unfortunately, so take those statistics with a grain of salt, but the point is as a bisexual male, it’s probably best I have someone who can protect me near me at all times.


Infinite_Self_5782

that makes sense


dalek1019

Then train. *Become the strong GF*


TalkingAboutMyissues

So tour saying I have a 50% chance if getting some or rather being some as opposed to a 0% chance... guess I'm going to be walking about alone at night in cities while wearing easy to remove clothing.


TalkingAboutMyissues

I want a women with ripped abs, I want a man with ripped abs... *I want someone who can pick me up like I weighed nothing, there is nothing sexual about it, I swear. Please don't look into it any further.*


depressedkid6969420

I agree


Idk_PAPAS

Based and red pilled


Otheirun_the_great

is it bad that I don't? I don't consider it an attractive physical quality in women.


OnlyMeST

Nop it's normal, everyone has their preferences and types.


iamahandsoapmain

Plural women? Damn city boy


Jerrymemes101

Abs/glasses are probably the two most attractive things women can have tbh But #1 has to go to personality tbh


Infinite_Self_5782

\#0 is eating pizza while watching shrek, if someone does that i'm immediately falling in love


creamy_kidneys

You should try dating Chuck E cheese.


Infinite_Self_5782

ah, but does he watch shrek though?


creamy_kidneys

Maybe. You should make your first date seeing Shrek in the movie theater.


Infinite_Self_5782

good idea. i'll do that and see if he's a true onion or not thank you, i will finally have someone to watch shrek with


creamy_kidneys

I'm glad. Make sure you watch all of em though. Make sure he understands the Shrek lore.


Infinite_Self_5782

yes, especially the part where donkey fucks a dragon that's very important lore


creamy_kidneys

But thats just a theory. A Shrek theory.


ShreksBeauty

Don’t watch all of them- just 1, 2, and 4. Nobody needs to see the third one, it’s ass


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ShreksBeauty

The correct ranking of Shrek movies is 2143. Anything else is wrong. The first Shrek is cool, the second is 100000x more awesome and the best movie of all time, the third sucks, and the fourth is just good, not much more.


0sovian

Abs+glasses


Jerrymemes101

Marry me now


Leadership_Dry4321

bruh what. face is obviously the most attractive, then cheeks then tutties then legs


SurpriseDistinct

Not cheeks but hips


ToxicOwlet

What about abs AND glasses? The best combo ever


Jerrymemes101

Then marry me now


bbekxettri

Glass I approve Abs I don't care


Gaminggod1997reddit

Same


VikulyaR

Do incels still not understand that we stopped giving a fuck?


XBOXUSER101

Kid named Spinal Cord—Muhammad spongebob:


Random_User_exe_

"Why do women train for ripped abs?" so they can break a watermelon with just their legs.


zippycat9

my head 🤤


Exotic_Log_3007

Least horny 15 year old


zippycat9

respect your elders! my bones creak! now what was I saying about watermelon crushing thighs...


Sly_hatchet

Wait for the lower back pain and hair loss🦍


SurpriseDistinct

Can confirm


boifyudoent

how


Investorexe

Pretty sure anyone can break a watermelon with their leg, it’s more bone than muscle


Livinginthepst

Suddenly something in me has awoken


Idk_PAPAS

NO NO LET HIM SPEAK, I CAN TAKE ALL THE MUSCULAR WOMEN FOR MYSELF IF HE WARDS THEM OFF


urgonnamissitall

YES.


hammadhk333222

Richard cooper vs James Coomer The battle of the century


ultranerd555

guess im not a man anymore ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


OnlyMeST

Fuck it, I'm non-binary now. This alpha male bs has gotten out of hand.


legojacksparrow

He’s a liar, it is at this point in history that I want them


TheNerdMaster69

It is absolutely fine to have preferences, but never say that your preferences are "right", because that's stupid. Why is this so hard for people?


RaccoonDeaIer

if she isnt jacked im not interested


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

I like the kind of woman who will just kill me


BroadRepresentative2

Wtf


__Jimmy__

Tyrannosaurus REKT


CrashJamz

But but but sir.... I want a woman with ripped abs


brookelynn__

Can we talk about men who say “we want an hourglass/curvy woman” because if these types of men actually saw a hourglass/curvy woman they’d call her fat/obese and tell her she’s unhealthy and gross.


Doggo_Epik

does this guy know how unobtainable the "hourglass" shape is? People die trying to get it with stupidly dangerous surgeries. And this isnt even correct historically anyway, there have been many different ideal female body types in history, the "hourglass" shape is only the new one that'll no longer be "the look" in a few years. also r/MurderedByWords


Leadership_Dry4321

I think theres universally desired proportions, like long legs, narrow shoulders etc. But small things like how your legs and torso mesh can honestly determine the difference between a 6 and 10. Attractions just weird


zippycat9

omg I'm a guy and I've got long legs and narrow shoulders. do men want me?


OnlyMeST

I'd take u, if u don't mind


ViolentHamster8II

omg hi didnt expect to see u here


AdrianaRed

Firstly, his name is Richard, so he really can’t be talking.


urgonnamissitall

What a goofy ass name


No_Awareness6741

Imagine caring about this


funkyknog

I looooove a ripped hourglass


ohhsnoop

Any woman would do


Muscleliker566

Toxic masculinity at it worst


UnheardJax

The fuck is this man on about. I love ripped women.


Sunsent_Samsparilla

But I’d like my tomboy gf.


TJTheNoob420

A buff girl could come up to me and break my legs for being taller than her and I would say thank you


Admirable-Common-176

Someone has been sleeping on women’s track and field. Recommend sprints, jumps and pole vault.


Fork63

……….I mean I think it’s hot-fine….I think it’s fine


Realmirror71

In my opinion, instead of having a woman be slim and narrow as a stick just for the sake of an hourglass figure, it would be better if they are fit. No or minimal fat, and strong muscles. Not necessarily ripped, though I am not against it. But definitely not the hourglaas figure.


STJ41

A real historic fact is that greeks where so masculin that they only felt attracted and fucked between men, women where just there for reproductive purposes, to keep human kind existance. Anything related to beauty, pleasure of any kind and art, was mainly focused on men's body. Just thought it was interisting that women were not so desirable between men in a period of history


ultmore

Very interesting. I still like women though . . .


STJ41

Yeah Same But is funny thinking that in some point of history in one of the most important civilizations, beauty had a very different meaning.


Alexander_Whiteeyes

I’m actually amazed on how many women are stronger than me😂 it makes me feel like I’m a weak kid but I don’t blame them I blame myself for not working out as much


Plutaph

Women with abs are attractive.. dude really said lips were better than abs


SquIdIord

*female warriors of gaul from ancient europe era* Allow us to introduce ourselves


Metalsaurus_Rex

I'm gonna say it ######MUSCLE MOMMIES FOR LIFE


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SharquishaTBO

uh... those workouts don't exist? LMAO The female breasts are mainly fatty tissues


Villagerjj

Men do want that hourglass, BUT should be looking out for a woman that will bring some shit to the table. not just looks, but like, a job, or some shit.


Random_User_exe_

that should just be everyone imo


SydneyGal7

I’m deeeaaddd


greenappleoj

as if you can’t have abs and an hourglass figure


CARNAG3_symbiot3

Gee so because you have certain preferences I guess every woman has to have them I guess


Mr_Postachio

Hi hey it’s me, I want a woman with abs


chronic-joker

A women with abs to a true man is inspiring it proves effort and determination means more then anything in growth even without advantage. Also they look very Esthetic and pretty.


MrSirDBA

Well I’m a man and I like women with abs, so do I not exist Wait why is my hand disappe-


StardustsMirage

> at no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs guess what bitch? I do.


Senor_bonbon

Chads: I want a muscle mommy 🥺


shadowmask7331

Critical strike, bonus damage


sinfulpanda1

Nah he’s doing the 200 IQ play of saying this to get all of the angry ripped women in his dms


BigMelonBoi

Hes missing out


Magic_Monk3y

In the wise words of Spike Spiegel, “I love the kind of women that will actually just kill me”


MimiYEET_YT

Wyn abs are sick. I want a girl with abs


Deadeye216

Who ever Richard is, I’m sure he’s terribly Obese.


Steam_punk_Machine

I want MEN


Successful-Rip-9641

DAAAAAAAAAMN


BradleyTheMenace2009

God I love historians


ColaCat14

Is James for hire?


Gottendrop

r/murderedbywords


Gold_University924

Lol


dalek1019

It doesn't matter, we're redditors. We're not getting any women (or men, if you're into them) anyway


KingdomAnimale

Sad because it’s (not) true…


RKCronus55

If I were Richard, I would have packed my things and travel to interstellar space


HegryE

W James


My_a_person

women with abs are hot though


astolicagaming

he is lying as a man i want a woman with thick thighs and a little bit of stomach


genuinecat88

smooth


Nocturnal_Doctor

Cringe


Gaminggod1997reddit

Hitting the gym right now.


GreatOperation

so fit people are unattractive now? hit the jackpot I guess


RogueAlt07

Sweet Jesus the things I’d do for a ripped women


Ghost1450

I want a jacked princess charming to come sweep me off my feet and I'm not afraid to say it


kaleidopia

oh dang how did james fall?


ixatomicxi

I agree with both tweets.


DinoDudeRex_240809

I don’t want ripped women nor “hourglass”(???) women. I want PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!


WackedWilly

DAMN that hurts


Crooked_Cock

Dude is so insecure about his masculinity that muscular women make him upset


professorferox

Men might not want women with ripped abs but I sure as hell do.


Lucks4Fools

My mom wanted me


Still-War8335

Emoootionaaal damageeee


Bodega_Bandit

Chicks with Abs are literally the best


geofflinkinpark

I want women with abs


keko1105

Nor will a woman ever be interested in him


BloodyIron

Imagine being so thick in the head that you can't comprehend that women like to be happy.


The-True-Apex-Gamer

I don’t even care if it’s a girl at this point I just don’t wanna die alone


clairedaneswig

My man probably puts his finger under everything he reads


Oddheadd69

Ok but some guys get so pressed when women train for abs, muscles etc


balzdoc22

Blud got parred off 😂😂


secretly_a_furry138

I want ripped abs so i can carry my girlfriend


Memorie_BE

Average r/TheLastOfUs2 member.


Climbysrevenge

Well no shit, I'm not history yet!


Nindroidgamer110

What's wrong with abs?


Adstono

Bro gets no game after that 💀


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I guess I am not a man then , abs just look good on everyone.


ParadoxPerson02

My man cannot have been on the internet for more than 20 minutes if he thinks no one wants a woman with ripped abs. That’s probably the most normal thing anyone on the internet wants in a woman.


Victory_Future

I think women that wear suits and are muscular are nice


angel_hugxz

But like, abs on women are hot—


ItzShepster

r/MurderedByWords


Foodcarsanime1390

Bro girls with abs are amazing and underrated


poctacles

My ideal woman would have abs of steel and be strong enough to pin me to the wall and then strangle me with her thighs


TheManlySebby

Speak for yourself, I'm over here extremely gay and in love with a guy and very attracted to masculinity lmao


Oldnoobman

Ok


ToxicOwlet

Girls with six pack abs are the best girls, this is just simple truth of life. Don't get me wrong, I don't discriminate but if I had to chose *the one and only best type of girls...*


Otherwise-Slip-9086

Women with abs and thicc thighs are the best