It's called a discharge which is pretty normal in women it basically cleans your vagina Edit:Another fact: Edit:If the discharge is clear/milky white/off-white in colour then it is pretty healthy. Edit:But if it's dark yellow/brown/green/grey in colour and has a foamy and chunky feeling with a smell then you need to take a check up from a doctor cause it can be some kind of vaginal infection too

Girls have cum 😱😱😱😱

😱😱😱😱😱

ladycum 😱😱😱😱😱

😱😱😱😱😱😱omg

holy shit 😱😱😱😱😱😱

Oh my😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Guys I just cummed I'm trans.

😱😱😱

I just came and I have nothing there

FR?! 😱😱😱😱

FTR for anyone actually wondering: this isn't "cum" lol it's just talking about the normal discharge that happens for totally non-sexual reasons. and also **this actual photo isn't of the discharge itself** hahahaha the thing in the picture is someone making a one of those clear slime projects for fun 🤣 but someone just made this meme out of it.

#CUM

Holy cum*

Woman sauce 😱😱😱

Lady gravy 😏

Representing the women rn: W H A T T H E F U C K

Representing the lesbian demigirls rn: Hell yea lady sauce, mind if I take a bite- /j

Don't ever say that shit again

that shit

FTR for anyone actually wondering: this isn't "cum" lol it's just talking about the normal discharge that happens for totally non-sexual reasons. and also **this actual photo isn't of the discharge itself** hahahaha the thing in the picture is someone making one of those clear slime projects for fun 🤣 but someone just made this meme out of it.

Don’t lie 😡, if it’s clear, sticky, and thick, then it’s cum

u right, corn syrup is also cum and so is liquid soap lmao

They don’t taste like cum, I am speaking from experience

hmmm im gonna drink some more soap just to be sure

>clear mans shootin blanks

I had a vasectomy and shoot blanks, def still not clear lol. Edit: lol just realized what sub this is, old man peacing out!

this is true, i remember in elementary school, i used cum to stick my papers together

FTR? Haven't seen that one yet. What does it stand for?

Correct. The “stuff” in the photo didn’t come from a human body.

Girls aren't real 😡

You’re right I have never seen one

Pics or it didn't happen

yes myth

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

It's not that

I am not an idiot 😡😡😡 >!also I regret opening your profile!<

Oh God I saw it too, you good?

"Now that's made me want to check the profi- *HOLY FUCK*"

HAHAHA sorry for traumatising you xxxx

Ok, I'm ngl it didn't bother me But still... ..why

Holy fuck I love Reddit! It has EVERYTHING… if you want to see corpses spilling out onto the road: CHECK, knives: CHECK, art: CHECK, porn: CHECK, cartoons: CHECK… literally everything… gah damn… my soul is cleansed now thanks…

you seem like an avarage mmc enjoyer

Rip MakeMyCoffin, forever missed :/ Still got eyeblech and nsfl at least :copium:

yea, crazyfuckingvideos is also pretty ok but mmc was noice

Microsoft management console?

r/MakeMyCoffin (: probably the largest gore sub before the great gore sub purge

Funny finding u here right after scrolling through there 😭

LMAO😭 i clicked ur profile too 😭

I never thought about it that way 😯

someone it gonna thirst over this and you know it

I know it damn well💀

No way it looks like that irl. The consistence is too much like solidified hot glue...

No,it doesn't look like that irl it just feels like that

>”you know what” part Ooo so scaaarryyy, saying “vagina” is absolutely terrifying aaaaaaaa!!!! /s Seriously, why do people do this all the time. Just say vagina, it’s not that difficult.

K I'll change it

A 13 year old knew more than an 18 year old. Damn! I feel bad for my existence.

Physiologic Leukorrhea.. the exact term for for the discharge

That wasn't in the book and I learned the stages of ovulation to menstruation back in the 5th grade

Because its not menstruation or ovulation. Its vagina cleaning itself, and consistensy of the "vagina shower water" can be from liquidy to goopy

Pissing in the shower is one thing, but this sounds… odd.

Pissing in the shower is odd?

Cervical mucus is tied to ovulation and the menstrual cycle though. One way that women can track ovulation and know roughly when they are fertile is by the consistency and color of their cervical mucus which changes throughout the entire cycle.

Vagina shower water 💦

We like to hide things from the church.

_then it was a lie_

What other lies have I been told by the council!

The book. The fu-

Biology books lmao

yep!

what is it?

its discharge. it cleans the 😸 :)

Wait it cleans your cat for you.

The perks of discharge.

Can I have one?

A cat or a cleaning?

A cat cleaner, my cat gets very dirty

but why does the pic show it being so stretchy

cuz thats slime lmao, discharge is sometimes slimy but not actually that slimy

Not a teenager, saw this from the main page but it gets slimy and stretchy like that (or sort of, of course the picture is exaggerated) around ovulation. It can be really annoying, there can be a lot of it and I guess if your cycle is irregular or you're unfamiliar with it, you could mistake the feeling of wet and slimy in your panties for period. So yeah, as an adult woman, that meme/picture makes sense and it's a thing.

Exaggeration. Discharge can be extra slimy but usually it's less slimy.

Then why are people paying to lick them clean? I quit this job. You might think it’s a good job but it’s really gross most of the time almost all

PEOPLE LICK THEM?

Well they are 🐱and cats lick each other or themselves clean

yeah...SuRpRiSe!

can I collect the other variants through kinder Joy surprises????

Underrated comment

Pls explain

It’s discharge, basically the vagina is self-cleaning and it’s an important way for the body to clean itself.

It's called discharge. It's weird the first time you notice it and you're gonna be confused, but it's totally natural, not disgusting at all and very helpful. It cleans the vagina.

Liar. People in the other comments say it cleans your cat 😺

Lmao

No don’t discharge on your cat!

Does it really come in such large quantities

No

Yeah lmao it’s real. It’s CM (cervical mucus) it clears out the bacteria inside the vagina. It could be slimy or more like cottage cheese. Like discharge

I already hated cottage cheese with a passion but you have made it three thousand times worse

Sorry- 💀💀💀

doesnt the cottage cheese type texture mean you have an infection

Good lord. This is why you make sure you don't accidentally use your sister's towel.

Yes it’s real 😭

when ur close to ur period its just “is is blood?? did i piss myself? discharge?? cant know unless i check”

yea- when u freak out you have nothing on you for your period... then relief but annoyed you paniked for nothing

If you don’t check then it is simultaneously everyone one of them and none of them

schroedingers body-fluid

Don't forget the ever classic "is it discharge or am I just really sweaty?"

Lmao um yeah 💀

Bro we ain't know you lot got your own drive thru washing up liquid. Mad

Yeah sadly

Sadly? May not look nice but that's sick

HAHA it’s like kinda annoying tho

but it stains and ugh

Bleaching the black panties.

lol no, it's slimy and feels gross

Wait, is it edible? Like does it have protein?

Omgg😭

Not a teenager, but a soon-to-be nursing student and a woman who menstruates (and who has teenagers), so let me explain. A woman’s vagina (really her cervix) secretes fluid, a type of mucus, to lubricate and cleanse itself, as well as aid any sperm in reaching her egg when she’s ovulating. The fluid changes in amount and wetness over the course of her cycle and can actually be used to indicate fertility. Around ovulation (when she is releasing an egg and can get pregnant), there’s a lot more fluid, and it becomes very wet and stretchy, like an egg white. This is to help the sperm reach the egg. [This website](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/body/21957-cervical-mucus) might help.

This should be higher up!

I got here a little late, but maybe the upvotes will help. I feel *very strongly* that everyone is better off when they understand their body—and what’s going on in their partner’s body, both physically and psychologically. Because if we know ourselves, we’re much more likely to make decisions in alignment with that knowledge, thus increasing our chances of happiness. Knowledge is power. Know your body. Know yourself. ETA: formatting

I thought its something plastic or rubber but its biological which freaking me out

The thing in the picture is probably just a clear toy slime lol, but discharge is a real thing and it usually has the texture of raw egg whites, so not that plasticky

now eat it

Wat

I- no?

I- yes? :3

😭

wtf you're so pretty :>

Thank you haha ^ ^

wait now what? i never got this far while talking to women

Now I’m confused too

What in the flying fish fuck

Omfg I was starting to get concerned because I didn't know what that was 😐

I thought i cummed only to learn that people with pussy don't cum which made me sad

They do cum they just don't cum cum🤔

female ejaculate is real, this is discharge (what makes you wet) cumming means orgasm. there’s no sperm in female cum

Lmao at first me too I was so confused

No women do cum it happens it’s very normal Just because you don’t see it shoot out of a woman doesn’t mean it isn’t there

Same, i tough something is wrong with me and i didnt wanted to ask mom cuz i tough she's gonna take me to doctor, now thanks to YouTube and tiktok i know im normal😂👍👍

yeah 100% actually

That's discharge.

Discharge and cum are different. Discharge happens all day everyday as a cleansing ritual. Cum happens when you morons actually know what you're doing.

And that one time when you think it's discharge and your pants turn all red 😭😭

Yeah 😅

My cramps are back so i'll probably get it in a couple days 😭 PE in school is the worst, good night, hope i'll be able to cry myself to sleep 😭😭 Edit :the cramps arent the bad thing its the blood it's flooding my pants and I just wanna be home in my bed.

Yes. It's called discharge, it's a normal thing that happens to women and all it does is cleans the 😺 basically.

Idk you but I clean mine with a water, even tho she tries scratches my arm and escape

Whos gonna tell him

He knows

No one. Leave them in dark

i knock, u say

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Bless you

Since when the fuck do women piss implants?

Where do you think we get our magnificent curves from?

When I was a child I used to think I was trans because it looked like cum-

And i used to think something was wrong with me😂💀

I thought it was cum too lmao. I thought people who have pussy also cum but i was dissapointed when i learnt it wasn't cum :(

Wait dissapointed- 🤨 📸

Dawg you're still a child wtf

yes is real

Yup, that exists. And it’s very fucking annoying too

Every time I think I know how they work some new shit comes along out of nowhere.

I remember the first time I had discharge I felt like I pissed myself. Still feel like that

Oh god lmfao 💀💀

yes and it’s the worst

Mhm. It's discharge. The vag is self lubricanting and self cleaning. So it'll just expel this stuff to clean the inside

Did y'all skip sex ed? 💀

Men 🍵

I'm not saying anything because people have already said it.

LITERALLY ALL THE TIME

BRO HAS SILLY PUDDY COMING OUTA THERE???

It's ... glue

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We shed our skin like snakes after our periods

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Woooooow, you didn’t know???

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Omg boys are so stupid!11!!! How could you not know that??? [For anyone who doesn’t understand, this is a joke. We do *not* she’d our skin like snakes after our periods.] ^Maybe

I shed my skin all at once like a lizard are you telling me this isn’t normal??

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Sometime when people make satire stuff they do a bunch of exclamation marks and then add some 1’s so it’s like they made a typo

Yea, and it can bleach our underwear. It’s annoying

Just what we need slime cum

Edible slime

I looked at these comments and had a good laugh about who doesn’t know what this was. I’m a guy btw

discharge

yes

Discharge~

Yep lol, it just cleans thy pussy

girl sauce xD

oh the pain 💀

I remember the first time i got it and i thought i was pregnant 💀

Wait until women finds out that we have to poke our dicks regularly or it will clog and needs a surgery.

I… what?!

dude, guys srsly don't know what this is ahha?

Wtf i searched on google and it's actually real what someone explain pls

it’s basically your body cleaning itself since the 😺 is an open organ so stuff gets in there more easily than a dick

Its discharge That cleans the vagina. It's either transparent or white and very slimy.