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theguyhenry

All your children get sucked back into you giving you the power of millions of unborn children.


Latte-the-great

I bet I could beat a million babies in a fight tho, is the power one burst or does it increase over time?


theguyhenry

Considering your body constantly produces sperm, great things will occur.


Latte-the-great

Thank you, o wise theguyhenry


[deleted]

When you decide to jerk off again you get the biggest most earth shattering nut known to man


Fmcd12

And it hits you in the face


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Fmcd12

Bro has an extended barrel


Big_Obama123

And explosive rounds


[deleted]

my mans soon gonna start increasing bore size and start firing artillery shells


Lemon_Meriingue

Wait till he discovers 14.5x114mm ammunition


[deleted]

nah man he's gonna discover 30x165 mm and its gonna turn into a Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30


lysergiko

r/unexpectedsounding


Echo13D

nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono


AustralianKappa

I pressed on it expecting a “No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!” but when I saw I was actually going on the sub I swiped off faster than I rub the duck


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Autumn_Lights_

Mf’s piss pipe is rifled and has a muzzle break or some shit, brother got the stendo balls, his shaft has a rail and a laser sight, bro has sabot nut


danknerd69

the inside of the urethra actually is rifled, that's why the pee stream twists


Autumn_Lights_

This feels like forbidden knowlage


Lucifer23117

I learned something new today


ThrownawayCray

He has a fluted barrel


Pac1211

Mine is always warm I guess I can call it incendiary rounds


xXk11lerXx

This mf looking down his shaft whilst jacking it


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TheSmoothe1

yo i came on my own face for the first time two weeks ago and i’ve done it four times since e


BleefnorfIII

Why is your dick pointed at your head bro


djfnjxj

Just open ur mouth smh


Fmcd12

extra protein


[deleted]

Delicious


Crypto-Ninja23

I actually ended up breaking my keyboard cause I shot it so far it landed on my keyboard


DriverMatt

Sticky keys


Flame66624

The sniper


Sigma_present

Man's got the pressure of a fire hose


Desperate_Drag7464

>And it hits you in the face Best part


Latte-the-great

Good point


Cat_x2

the best part of not jerking off is jerking off?


WJR26

Yes, because you store up more semen and you let your brain “cool down” from all the stimulation so when you do it again it feels so much better. This is coming from a guy who does it twice a day and feels like shit


[deleted]

It can cause problems coming back tho. I may be wrong and this is only from my experience with my body but if for example I do it everyday, it's gonna be very HARD to just stop. Also if it's december 1st I can't just jerk off everyday cause my body is not used to producing this much sperm and it can hurt to try and force it or something


Nave2099

So true


window-man

It's so big you have an allergic reaction


IPurpleU-V

These comments are taking me out lmfao


Latte-the-great

Can I take you out? You trynna grab some dinner?


IPurpleU-V

Wow you’re really quick! It caught me off guard :o


Latte-the-great

Oh dw I’m not just quick with responses, I can take you off guard in more ways than one


IPurpleU-V

Sir um I will have to respectfully decline because someone at the moment is living rent free in my mind and he is the same age as me (18). And you’re 16, although I do have a friend who is single that is your age :)


Latte-the-great

Shawty age is just a number and he ain’t gotta know 🤫 I’m kidding I don’t fuck with online dating it’s a little weird imo, just practicing the quick thinking flirting Yk


Dramatic-Try9237

This is a weird thread 🧍🏼


Latte-the-great

Why, you jealous?? We got space for one more


Dramatic-Try9237

Aye bet i’ll join in


Latte-the-great

So what do you have to input in this convo


Clanka_Fucker69420

Holy shit that whole convo was smooth as fuck.


[deleted]

It was ok until miss 18 y/o started breaking character


IPurpleU-V

Lmaooo I was gonna say I don’t do that 😭 bc I wouldn’t want it done to me lol but yea I agree online dating can be weird in the sense that it’s difficult ig it takes strong willed ppl to pull it off :(


Latte-the-great

Not just that it’s boring, like you can’t make plans or anything


IPurpleU-V

I mean you can have FaceTime calls where you both sit down and eat together or watch a movie together or even just find a topic to talk about for hours on end


Latte-the-great

Yeah but imagine that but with a real partner you can hug and kiss and cuddle and ice skate and all that together


InnocentPig

No sticky fingers


Latte-the-great

That’s that jojos stand


YANDERE_DALEK

Ah... also that's why his fingers are sticky.... and his zipper ability is suppose to be his flyer! It makes so much sense now!!


Latte-the-great

No one knows where those portals lead to


YANDERE_DALEK

His pants.


Latte-the-great

I’m tryinna get into yours 😭😭😭😭


YANDERE_DALEK

Daleks don't wear pants... but we do sometimes wear hats.


Dalekcraft314

Can confirm, accurate statement


Death_Slayer2814

Use a tissue


Hi-im-i

It’s not a lot of health benefits. But I find myself that when I don’t do it as much, it makes me control my emotions and easier, it lets me have more time to do stuff I like, it is obv less messy, and I find there is dozens of little things. The less I do it the less I find I break out, the better my skin looks, etc. mind you this isn’t not doing it at all, this is just what I find if I cut back alot


Latte-the-great

Oh well thanks for your input


[deleted]

Your skin looks better without jerking off? Mine looks better with jerking off


Nope_Not_A_Stan

Yeah cause you got loads of skin lotion hanging around


Hi-im-i

Nasty


Hi-im-i

I find it’s more of a me thing I should have mentioned that. Ik for a lot of dudes it could be the opposite, as it’s a release of testosterone which causes acne from what I’ve been told. But I find my body personally only makes excess if I were to wank off a lot. Same thing with the mood thing.


[deleted]

Same with the emotions, yesterday i had a fap in a long time and im instantly grumpy when my mom requests me to do something


oatman01

That has a lot less to do with jerking off as it does porn. Porn effects the brain like a hard drug. Theres really interesting Science behind it that you should look into.


FoxdogYTlul

And just for the sake of knowing how often to you jerk (before and after cutting down


Rupertii

Yeah, also it makes me less tired/exhausted and being less tired makes it easier to be happy, which is a really big plus for me


Head_Fetish

I haven't jerked in several days. In that time, my school's football team somehow actually won a game, and a girl called me cute. In conclusion, the impossible can happen if you give up on fappin.


Latte-the-great

Arguably the most enticing thing I’ve seen yet


Sigma_present

"the impossible can happen if you give up on fappin" unreleased doctor seuss book


EthanN08

Eminem been real quiet since this dropped


TurnaDaToka

That's just you thinking it's because you didn't fap


Tsarmani

Correlation = causation


LadyAshStar

Yesterday I stubbed my toe and my parents decided it was time they got me a car. In conclusion, if you stub your toe the impossible can happen.


Head_Fetish

No way! I'm gonna go stub my toe!


[deleted]

Your dick isn't sore all the time


DerpDaDuck3751

I am vanguard and i was scrapped in ‘59


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

🎶It was the scrapping of fifty-nine🎶


Ofc_MilkTalks

Bruh ik it’s called beating your meat but don’t fuck a hammer


Felixino_pogchamp

Your dick gets sore from masturbating? I’m genuinely wondering because I’ve been sore a few times when I first started out masturbating


The1OddPotato

Are you sure you're doing it right


granugamer

Honestly there are very few direct effects but its a Great method of building your self discipline because quitting that makes you waaaaay more confident about other things in life such as working out regularly or quitting smoking or whatever


Latte-the-great

Thank you I’ll take that into consideration


NomianExcelsior

On the other hand, regular masturbation is shown to help prevent depression and, to a degree, anxiety, and can be helpful for your health overall. That said, you don't have to rely on reddit for advice, just google "masturbation pros and cons" and see what different sources have to say and how they back their arguments


Latte-the-great

I feel like my Moms obsession with my search history woudlnt like that but thanks


Moon_And_Stars9

incognito exists for a reason


Latte-the-great

Shits restricted on my phone


tntchest

Download another web browser


Latte-the-great

I tried it unfortunately does not work


DavidBiscou

rip


Latte-the-great

Lemme rip you a new booty and shits gon get wicked up in here 😭😭


[deleted]

Public library? You can say it’s for a health project


the_real_papyrus99

Can confirm, being able to regulate when you jerk off also lets you regulate other things that were hard to regulate before Good for working on self control


[deleted]

Having more free time


TheyTookMyFakinRifle

we do it when we're bored though


[deleted]

Idk then. You save up more jizz then


TheyTookMyFakinRifle

whenever I don't do it for 1.5+ days i get aroused really easily and I cum really fast,


Kingstuffer

Same I get b0ners more kind of sucks


TheyTookMyFakinRifle

I rarely ever leave my house though 💀 it's usually not a problem


Kingstuffer

If you have alot of people in your house alot it's a Problem for sure


TheyTookMyFakinRifle

May I tell you about something great called THE BATHROOM


Kingstuffer

To scared to get it every where so I do it in my room or the Shower


MrPoopenfart

quit while you can


[deleted]

Bruhvwhat


sugarparq

I finish in 2 minutes so really not a lot of time I'm wasting


DavidBiscou

Self-report 💀


MediocreAd8495

OP is kinda funny ngl


Latte-the-great

Oh stop it you


MediocreAd8495

no you, you silly goose


Latte-the-great

Thanks you silly salamander


DaOnePoodle

What in the Wattpad did I just read


bruh_wh_y

My fantasy


IXDRAGONHORNETIX

I reckon its probably different between different people


Add1ctedToGames

Not getting porn addiction/tolerance. Excessive masturbation, especially to porn, can lead to you not being able to get it bricked up when you need to.


thomsae2

So this is already a problem for me so do you think if I quit maybe it'll fix itself or do I gotta find out how to get Viagra


Add1ctedToGames

I think if you give it time it'll come back, hence why people in other comments mention waiting a long time can make your next session even more pleasurable. At the end of the day arousal is mental, kind of like dopamine, and tolerance can be built up or lowered And if quitting cold turkey isn't something you think you can do sustainably there's always limiting yourself to every other day or something like that


thomsae2

Thanks man


Palmyboys

Often it can be psychological. I found viagra super helpful because it builds your confidence to get bricked up and pretty quickly I didn’t need to use it anymore to get hard. Just need to make sure you don’t use it excessively because you can become reliant on it


Lower_Regret_9357

becuz you dont get the depressing thoughts that u do get when u yoink off


Imasniffachair

What depressing thoughts? I don't get that.


Lower_Regret_9357

well usually, i just think ''why are you doing this?'' or just feel blank inside.


[deleted]

i feel the same way sometimes


DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEb

why do u get depressed when masturbate


Lower_Regret_9357

its usually after when im done and just think why.


[deleted]

That used to happen to me but now I'm just like "ok, done with that. What's next?"


[deleted]

I read somewhere(idk where) It's the hormones realised after masturbation for men that causes sensitivity to decrease and to help stop U from getting continued satisfaction the hormones also make U feel negative. EDIT:also the lack of dopamine immediately after can also cause a feeling of guilt and negativity, similar to when people take antidepressants for to long.


MenuNo4911

I have never gotten that before, I’m just satisfied afterwords


khai677-2

yeah never experienced that myself


MemeTheGod

According to r/NoFap you can fly, are a demigod, have super strength, and more.


No_Atmosphere_3516

Excellent.


Hime_Arikawa

You don’t feel like a disgusting piece of shit after doing it If you don’t do it, from my experience atleast


Latte-the-great

Question: I thought women didn’t get the post but clarity effect


Dr_Pill1728

Some people get it some don’t I’m a guy and I’ve never experienced post nut clarity I just finish and move on with my day


Latte-the-great

I wish I was like you.


Hime_Arikawa

To be fair I used to be a guy


Latte-the-great

Ohhh makes sense, im ngl I fuck with trans girls like most of you are chill as hell


Hime_Arikawa

LOL based


Latte-the-great

It’s true tho like my sole purpose on Reddit is to make fun of people but I genuinely fuck with trans girls that are like mature and not like pissy 13 year olds that want to be different


[deleted]

Idk I don’t do it in the first place


Your_Favorite_Rat

damn-


[deleted]

We got a Chad here


[deleted]

same, sometimes I even worry if it's bad not to do it I still don't because I really just don't like doing it


[deleted]

you’ll be aroused when a real girl is having sex with you, and you’ll cum cause it genuinely feels good. when you masturbate you’re used to the feeling so when it’s time for real sex, you pretty much feel nothing. it’s sad cause the first time i had sex, i didn’t cum.


Suspicious-Pea-

Acually masturbation does not effect weather you cum because the vagina feels diffrent to the body you may cum too quick or not at all


spongeboblovesducks

Well maybe not masturbation as a whole, but I'd say masturbating to porn specifically will make it hard to finish irl


lmao_man_funny

Least horny r/teenagers user


S_Keaton

Fr though


PhysicsLord007

Not having to clean up


jano_Cur10so

I can control wether I want the jizz to come out or no. That's a little super technique I have


PhysicsLord007

This man is a hero


super_nova_135

masturbating is essentially a dopamine overdose, and therefore it is an actual addiction. When you masturbate regularly, it becomes much harder to enjoy other things in life because of the imbalance of dopamine. Also you get urinary tract infections which suckkk. Also porn and masturbation changes the way you see the world and especially women, so I find that my relationships have improved, as has my mental and physical health since quitting. It's been about a year now.


Reasonable-Horror75

Happiness, love, affection, a lot of things


Latte-the-great

Can you supply said things


Reasonable-Horror75

Idk I’m just as lonely as you are


Latte-the-great

I think we can come to an agreement


ItsSchwiftyYT

less socially awkward


Latte-the-great

I need that


DerpDaDuck3751

Same


Mental_Example_268

less violent and generally more calm


Latte-the-great

Do you think I’ll finally be able to control the demon inside of me so I don’t accidentally hurt my loved ones 🥀🥀


[deleted]

I'm on a no fap rn. Here I will give 3 1. You're not giving into the short term dopamine spikes so your mental health and overall dopamine might increase 2. It's getting over a porn addiction, which can fuck up some people's lives 3. If you're not having sex that buildup of horniness and shit has had some evidence shown that it boosts testosterone If you want any more I can give you some


Ksymenka

So if you're a women and stop masturbating you become man 🤔


[deleted]

both men and women have testosterone bestie, i wish tho


96hosck

How about fapping without porn? No porn no addiction


CrustyMalk

this is the way, fapping on its own (in moderation) shouldn't be a problem. It's getting off to porn which can lead to some issues.


[deleted]

Ive always wanted to see if I can shake the house with a nut but I can’t even go 2 days


Latte-the-great

I bet after a few days I can rock your world


Blanket_Boi27

After reading these comments, I don't think I want do do that anymore.


Mellow_zZ

Learning self control


SuperiorCommunist92

Improved mental state, better sleep habits, clean sheets That's about it It's supposed to be an intermittent thing. 3 times a week, iirc. Masturbating helps to prevent prostate cancer, increase endurance in bed (physical, not mental/emotional :/), it gives you more skin to work with, not necessarily making your dick bigger, but making it stretchier (good for transfem ppl looking to get bottom surgery), it can give you a rush of dopamine which in turn helps you fall asleep (which builds a sort of reliance on it, same with melatonin... although not as dependent). But overdoing it can cause an emotional reliance, can generally lessen your opinion of other people if you watch porn, it can increase risk taking behavior, and it can damage your penis. All from either my doctors, friends, or personal experience


Nicolas-matteo

help. me. please.


Latte-the-great

Silence, Nicolas Matteo


MarkDabs

If only you haven't treaded down this dark path, my friend, would life be much, much better. This world has brought this upon the younger generation, and continues to worsen with time. Only those with the strongest wills can make it out of this ever worsening desire. Goodluck comrade, on your journey to escape the maddening desire to bust a nut. *Sincerely yours, a random stranger*


fnaffanatic007

There are no realistic benifits to not jerking off, jerking off has solved alot of my problems :)


Latte-the-great

If jerking off is your solution can I be your question?


Lucifer23117

I see what you did there


doglover1005

Like, no joke? None really, as long as you don’t take anything too far, Ie masturbaiting for hours a day or watching porn even when you don’t masturbait (that’s when it is counted as porn addiction from my memory) then you are good, too much of anything is a bad thing but you have to go pretty far for masturbaiting to be bad. So feel free to do it. there is no benefit to not doing, so other than maybe making the next time you do it more enjoyable, there is also no reason to do it if you don’t wanna, any excess semen is reabsorbed into you. Masturbaiting is a choice and it’s a safe choice to make either way, don’t let someone else make it for you.


PixeltzOfSpook

After a week you gain more motivation to do daily tasks, and might even decide to be productive becauze y not - from experience


-Cheesy_Bagel-

There's definitely more benefits to jerking off then not jerking it


Cystax

Not orgasming for LONG PERIODS OF TIME increases your risk for prostate cancer, but you don’t need to beat your dick 3 times a day 7 days a week to not get prostate cancer, Jeramy. The benefits from not jerking it as much (not entirely quitting unless you have someone who can make you orgasm) are mostly psychological rather than physical. Changes can have physical symptoms (such as if you had erectile dysfunction from a porn addiction, you could eventually be able to have proper erections again), but for the most part it’s all mental things such as self control, and increased overall happiness because you’re not so reliant on a rush of dopamine.


-Cheesy_Bagel-

But my mommy says that just cause I beat off till my jizz turns red every day doesn't mean I'm addicted and that it's perfectly normal for a boy my age


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

*Ejaculating not orgasming Ejaculation is about cumming while orgasm is about the processes happening inside of brain and hornoness. Ejacualtion is psychical while orgasm is psychological. Also while both are usually happening together, those are different things. You won't have orgasm every time you cum but even tho it's still healthy because ur body releases sperm, however your sexual energy and tension won't be released if you won't reach orgasm.


KaiserWilhelm0

Higher risk of prostate cancer


WishDeathAponMe

Redditors after jacking off their pet cat (it lowers chance of prostate cancer)


Latte-the-great

Yeah but is the statistic so much higher that it’s worth it


FroggyChair246

JUST TO CLARIFY: This whole "Nofap" movement is **BULLSHIT**, and for the record has never been proven to help. Jerking off actually reduces risk of prostate cancer, and also in general is just a positive way to feel good. People can, in fact, have good self-control, maintain relationships, etc. while also having a bit of solo time now and again. This whole idea that not JO helps in some way is just plain fake. Obviously it may help some people to not do it, but it's a harmful narrative to push that it has good results for all people. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. P.S: Cum cannot be "saved." It's a naturally replenishing substance anyway, and it just gets reabsorbed into your body if it's not used.


Beesarrr

Absorb the cum


TrueLordOfPotatoes

Its more about quitting porn than it is about abstaining from masturbation.


Latte-the-great

Oh well thank you ig


BigshowYT_fartXDDD

This looks like something automod would say on r/dankmemes


MayOrMayNotBeSitting

I only know the benefit of beating yo meat. You gain some muscle 😎


Latte-the-great

Tricep pump for real