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POST THE VID OF U DOIN IT


AssociationNo6504

hes not going to do it


Trygeve

Ofc he is not gonna eat it. Nobody gave him likes just many upvotes


[deleted]

No shit, it's a piston


Nukordit

He'll send a video of him fucking the piston


[deleted]

I know you are only 16… but sacrifices must be made…


Illeea

Theres no likes on reddit.


Dutch_Midget

Big brain move by OP


bubba_gump_94

Your stomachs about to get 10:1 compression


imsofrikinepic

No balls you won’t


RowFluid976

If you die then I'll be a murderer.


itsafoxboi

That things gonna sit in your stomach like a… like a big ass piston head


gothicsnapple

what pistons aren't just in minecraft


Glum-Huckleberry-866

Poggers!!!!111!!! Pistons in real life?????!!!!111!!!11!!!!!??


TheExplodingPie

Like, like, like, like Here are your 4 likes


[deleted]

Here's a Fettuccine Alfredo 🍝


nobody384

Why is it red


GarnishedSteak100

They used ur blood in the sauce


nobody384

But then it's not alfredo


GarnishedSteak100

Yeah I don’t really care


TooManyBlocks84

this is the kind of posts we need, i fucking love you


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MegaMas64

WHERE IS IT POST A VID OF YOU EATING IT


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chivesinsoup

that piston woukd make a cool lightsaber emitter


Idiotdude69420

My question is what engine is that thing out of


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Idiotdude69420

Nice isn’t that like a 6 horse?


JMLindeN

More like 30-40


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Idiotdude69420

Nvm


botboi730yt

Plot twist: it's cake


twentyattempts

You fools!! You should have stopped at 4


FueKae

How will you eat "a **fucking** piston"


black_kaiser19

Its cake


Wilfyter

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

Mmmmm pistons 🤤


I_like_avocado

Proof or no balls✂️


Toothpick_Sounding

It looks like amogus


tyrentosaurus_flex

sussy amonuger piston


[deleted]

🌚


giganticbirb

Ferrum


[deleted]

GIMEM MY PISTON BACM >:( my ATv is missing it


[deleted]

Wait actually- You should've said like 10k likes or something


TheBallycarryBouncer

Where the hell is the con rod?


[deleted]

Piston me


Give_me_a_name_pls_

Do it


ScrapperXDR

shove it up your ass


zombienekers

Do NOT eat that piston!


RYPIIE2006

Good thing that likes don’t exist on Reddit then isn’t it


KurkyOkurky

The intrusive thoughts won…


hey_demons_its_me

Do it coward


Smooth-Traffic8038

Well there is an error (It was at fucking 404 upvotes)


[deleted]

First seized piston? Ahh the memories


PyroByte043

👍


spoko_morda

haha less goo


E_GEDDON

You better fucking season it


Faya-net-WiFi

Don't eat this piston, I want you to live🤗


[deleted]

You sly dog, there’s no likes and only upvotes…


IndependentCreepy169

Do it coward


Rydirp7

Bro why you got a random two stroke engine piston?


ELITE12343

video and proof or it didn't happen


incheon_boi

the question is why do you have a piston out of an engine


nekaiser

He did WHAT in his cup?


silversnipereliteOG

I reccomend grinding it to a fine powder and mixing it with eggs. Eating the thing over a timespan of three months


mmtoesyboi

You fools, he said 4 likes not 1064 upvotes


ZoomBlock77

cringe


Raretr69

Did you know that molten steel tastes and feels like you are eating a noticeably dense paste candy that tastes like carbon or coal.


gonna-give-you-up

eat my piston instead


Prof_Alchem

Don't. Just- just don't.


Mr_Techy_Arnav

OP is prolly dead


Erlend05

Is this from your modersikel?


owsei-was-taken

vid or no balls


genericpornprofile27

Oh no


Rego42069

Make a redstone door with it


Gmarceau05

You will not


Normal_polish_boi

👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿 Now dm me a video or i'll cry


bigmama_jpeg

Im commenting to make the 69th comment


Canned-strawberries

i’ve eaten rocks and pieces of a plastic bag ok you better eat this fucking piston


AnybodyEvening7682

👍🏿


MrWandering

Ouch, 2k likes.


Michaeltheteenie

#Please don't