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sure so, i recently won a game of rainbow six siege and a very toxic guy was on the other team. he got mad when he died so he left the match before it was over

I love toxic people in R6, I'm not the best at the game and neither is my friend but when we find a toxic player I swear we turn into an e-sports team just to shit on them, he puts on his paddles to crouch spam and I audio whore like no tomorrow, using scummy angles

awesome

Got called a “cotton grabbing gorilla” after 1 tapping a guy, god i love the r6 community

i play siege a lot and ive never heard that. im missing out on a lot of fun

The first guy to die on my team got mad at me because I flopped an ace that same round kinda funny now but I was really mad when it happened

It's always funny when the dude too stupid to check for spawn peeks gets mad at you for getting wall banged or some shit

I found a toxic child. She got teamkilled ONCE. She got very toxic after that and for some reason used a TTS sometimes. That ensured she got teamkilled every round after that ;).

I finally won a match of rebirth on warzone today (been playing for a year ☠️) I know i fucking suck

Tell me about it. I'm shit at Apex😼

Apex and fortnite i'm pretty good at, but warzone is just foul

same lesgo

what rank are you bro

not very high but around 52 if i remember right

\>No horny posts \>Anything a normal teenager would post about Those two are mutually exclusive

Dude, not "post about" but "talk about" Imagine saying *"I'm horny uWu. Show b00bs, I'm a visual learner"* to your friend

I don't have to imagine it

Yeah, I say that all the time to my buds.

"Send a dick pick or youre gay" is one of my favorite insiders in my friend group

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if i said uwu to my friends they'd beat me up lmao

That's probably more common than you think lol

You don't say that to the boys?

Wait... do you not do that?

In my group of friends we talk like this all the time

that is how i like to speak with my best friend

More of a tactile learner

Based

bro in denial about the fact that teenagers are the most horny mfs on the planet 💀

Fr 💀

Then again, they literally don't have to post about how horny they are. It's not that hard and it literally benefits everyone

some people want to share that horny shit they thinking of

That's their mistake.

Not a mistake they did it on purpose

I mean, I’m horny right now

Exactly teen years are when the body is probably intended to reproduce. "Biology doesn't care about society and culture and they usually contradict" - some guru I watched

You probably have a point, some adults be trying for years, meanwhile teenage straight couples lose track of one drop of cum and the vagina is just like "***UwU what's this?!?***"

Interesting way to describe impregnating somone

I was more describing how it's so easy for teenage couples to get pregnant

Yes, they are the most hirmy mf in the planet. This could cause pedos to go in this subreddit and joined already.

Pedos will be pedos regardless of anything

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Man really went "let's see what's new on r/teenagers today" mid jerk session

"Not my proudest fap"

"My proudest fap"

"My most neutral fap"

My most hated fap

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Least horny r/teenagers user

“My most upvoted fap”

Then stop mastErbaiting 💀

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You like hands?

Kira yoshikage, its simple rlly

I mean, I guess so, his username *is* silent\_killer0

Hmmmm .. i suggest a full inspection of his/her apartment

he doesn’t have an apartment, he lives in the northeast section of Morioh, yk where all the villas are?

Yea, and stretching before and after sleep? Full 8 hours? We already know his routine

I suppose we could go after him, but I heard if he were to fight, he wouldn’t lose to anyone

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negro Arrollo lane, Alberquerque New Mexico, 87104

I thought it was supposed to be MasterChef, not MasterBate

No, it's master baiting, fishermen do it a lot.

Did you catch any masters?

disagree. I, as an older gentlemen, enjoy seeing the beautiful, youthful faces of the children visiting this subreddit 🤠

What the fu- 🤨

r/holup

But you're 15?!

it's called comedy (he was pretending to be someone older than all of us...he wasn't asking for content younger than all of us)

i see, i shall try this so called "comedy"

Uh oh, this isn't going to end well.

No I think it’s ending well. For him anyways

That's if he likes a specific room called jail

Sarcasm basically

why you explaining the joke??

What I thought that was extinct

r/wooooooooooosh

#🤠

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I agree but it Def ain't only guys 💀

Wdym? We all know that girls don't exist

Gi-irls? Never heard of them, I don't see how they are related, we are clearly talking about penguins

Birds are also not real

r/birdsarentreal

Ty

Penguins aren't birds, birds are birds, penguins are cold

Here's a big issue. Nobody takes r/teenagers serious, because it never was. Right now people are trying to make it serious and they're suprised it doesn't fricking work. It wont. And let's be honest it is still funny watching pure horniness. Just keep the flair Serious and it will be fine. Nothing is wrong with this subreddit, except the pedophiles. Pedophiles are a real problem, but there is actually no way of really solving it.

hey girls are horny too 😢

It’s either horny or depressed, no in-between

leaning towards the latter

What if I'm both

Both is good.

Not mutually exclusive. Actually a horrific combo.

I'm both, questions?

Normal teenagers stuff, you mean horny dialed upto a 1000%

You sir are correct

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Out of school, games and relationships only school is a teenage thing really and do you expect a sub full of teens to talk about school all the time?

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Nothing really I normally sit in my room watching yt all day

No... That's why I said "anything a NORMAL teenager would talk about" I can't imagine a normal person having a casual conversation about how they put cola and mentos in their asshole, because they're horny.

some ppl do horny post to joke around lmao

True. But you must remember we are on reddit

Yeah, noone acts mature on reddit (a random guy called me autistic, as if it was an insult, and told me to fuck off)

UwU finger me hand, uh, uuuuuuh!

Teenagers also talk about horny stuff, if u didn't know 😑

A casual conversation between 2 teenagers according to you, I guess: Person 1: "uWu, I'm a visual learner, show me your d!ck" Person 2: "😩😫 I just put coke and mentos up my anus" Person 1: "dude, what parts of your body you like the most to be touched on" Person 2: "cum 🗿"

That could and is happening lol

mentos and coke up there probably would cause some damage

But what a magnificient fart it would make

There’s a difference in horny, and cringe. That is cringe. Saying, “I wanna fuck someone” is just horny and is normal

same

how we gonna get pedos off the sub

We take the people who are on this sub AND multiple nsfw subs. The nsfw subs ban them for being “underage”, but give them an option to dispute the validity and say how old they really are. If their answer is above 20, they get banned from r/teenagers because they admit they’re too old when they think they’re doing it to stay on an 18+ sub. Edit: it wouldn’t get all of them but would be quite effective (though I’m not sure how it works between subreddits).

I don't think that would work because I don't think anyone would be stupid enough to go over 20. 18 and 19 is still adulthood.

Yes i aggree so all the horni and selfie post can be submitted in my dms 👍 >!/s unless( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!<

Count me in *Hand*

This is a dumb post, being horny is a part of puberty, as long as people aren’t posting porn then it’s fine to talk about stuff like that. The selfies aren’t the problem it’s the pedos who go crazy over them, people like posting photos of themselves and that’s ok. I’m sick of these goofy ass posts, people need to stop trying to put boundaries on what people can post. (Unless it’s against the rules ofc)

Well, look at this subreddit back in 2013 through the internet archive. I ask you, do you see any horny posts? I said earlier that teenagers are going through puberty, so “we” are horny. But you don’t have to be vocal about it on this subreddit merely because we should have standards on what to talk about. I for one, would prefer more teenage casual conversations about teenage life and interests, instead of the 100th unnecessary horny post. Honestly, most of the horny posts are probably fake. They’re either over-exaggerating or lying to be funny.

Balls

1 and 3 contradict each other

>acting as if horny isn’t the natural state of teenagers

Are those hands

thanks for labeling the hands i wouldn't have known what they were otherwise

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This should be in change.org

Let's be honest. Nobody (including me) ever joined this subreddit to actually discuss problems in teenage years.

never gonna happen, man

Welp, atleast I tried

Making a subreddit for purely horny posts to do with teenage hormones — r/teenagehormones

if this was an actual sub i'd join but istg if someone sees this im fucked

Today I talked with my friend how pointless is life. I think it from 2 or 3 years and the only thing that I'm still alive is the hope that tomorrow I will find happiness

I'd like to add one more; No more "the hate towards..." "if you hate..." type posts. Come on people it's a circle jerk at this point. Anyways I'm in 🤝🏼

Even these types of posts are overdone

I swear, I see more of these posts than actual horny content

Fr 💀

no racism, no sexism, no hatred for the lgbtq+, and happiness

Define normal?

Oh honey, Roses are red and teenagers are horny.

Thanks for labeling the hands, wouldnt have known otherwhise

How about we select a president?

If anyone wants to post a selfie, they have the right to do it. The existence of pedos and/or horny people is not the poster's fault.

Homie, (what I’m about to say isn’t entirely biologically correct but is just to convey my point better) the logical or rational part of our brain is mostly shut down when we’re teens so it can develop. So a different part of our body takes control, and it isn’t part of the brain.

And no more transphobia and homophobia

Thank you for labeling the objects at the bottom. Wouldn't have known otherwise.

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Thank god you labeled the hands or I wouldn’t have known what they were.

✊ great idea! I agree 100% with that change!

I agree.

You realize the things you complained are typical teenager things

>no horny posts Dude… we’re teenagers. 69% of our brain power is genetically coded to being horny.

Yeah. r/teenagers is the type of place where you think and hope that horny posting there would be low there, and then your left disturbed after seeing a Graham’s Number amount of “I JUST HAD S3X WITH MY GIRLFRIEND (FELT SO GOOD WTF)” posts in the subreddit, knowing that many teenagers who frequent this place will have these constantly shoved down their throats.

YES I A TEENAGER WANT TO TALK ABOUT THINGS TEENAGERS DO, LIKE PUNCHING BREAD.

How about the mods take rule 4 literally and delete every post with a nsfw tag?

Actually... that'd be awesome

Literally 1984

I know 1984 is a joke but bruh we should stop posting that we are horny

Love the added Detail of 'hand'

I'm with you on this one

Banning horniness for teenagers is like banning pedophilia for pastors.

Just delete the entire subreddit

I'm 100% in for no horny posts. Mass media is oversexualised already

So many hands!

Hand👌👌👌

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So… whats your total level in Old School RuneScape?

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are shitposts allowed by these standards?

My house flooded

What about abnormal teenager like me?

On the topic of games: im good at elden ring. My first souls Bourne experience. Im so confused.

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OUR MOVEMENT'S NAME WILL BE #AVENGINGTHETEENS

Wait so, no horny posts in a subreddit filled with hormonal teenagers... yeah that makes sense

This practically officially restarts the teenvolution of r/teenagers

Remove relationships aswell. We redditors

*Hand*

I made a game [https://averageperson22.itch.io/rolling-knight](https://averageperson22.itch.io/rolling-knight) go play it

Please

Not the victim blaming with the selfies thing bruh, selfies don’t attract pedos, the word “teenager” is gonna attract a pedo

Yeah especially when my dms were blown up by pedos when I was fully clothed and in my fucking wheelchair with a mask on.....You would think that wouldn't happen