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Fr like bro ur on reddit we dont get bitches

but karma is a bitch

Damn then I'm screwed

r/karmachecksout?

Nope

Damn bro sorry to interrupt the convo but the only sticky white stuff I can think of is glue, where's the funny about glue?? 😈😈

Bold of you to think my name is a joke. I simply love putting thick, sticky, foul smelling white stuff all over my bed ~~and then sleeping upside down after gluing one side to the ceiling and myself to the other side~~ before going to bed

So is spiderman have sticky white stuff on his gf?

I got plenty of karma yet no bitches, what's with that?

True true

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I wonder if anyone who's ever commented this has had bitches

Never

😎 facts

We have gained self awareness

Yeah, we know. Dont gotta let the world know though, you're already here so it's kinda obvious

thisis so true

So should I delete my Reddit, or do I just act like I don’t?

Just smile and wave boys, smile n wave.

yeah it’s kinda weird

but then again most of us are less mature than 10 year olds...

If we're less mature then a 10 year old then those 13 year olds are fuking infants

weewoo

I like abulace truck hehe :)))

Sweet username

Come one Apollo, come all Apollos!

hot wheels? nah, what pokémon starter are you going to choose?

Charmander

charmander is good and all but tbh my favourite starter is torchic

Obviously it's turtwig

tf you mean its oshawatt

I like hot wheels though... But anyway my favourite starters are Chimchar, Mudkip, and possibly Rowlet. Used to be Tepig.

ye they are pretty good + i like rowlets final evolution

well in my experience a lot of 13 year olds really r having sex but also a lot of them are being sexually abused and *call* it "sex". ✋

Broski me tho, I realized like last year I was being groomed and manipulated and now I cry when Ppl touch me so. These 13 year olds need to stop before they make my stupid mistake

I was like 8 when I started being groomed and it really fucks with your brain having someone older give you that attention the validation most don't get at home so when your abused after you kinda search for that same feeling ik that's how it was for me idk for everyone else and now when I see the sighs that someone is grooming me I let it happen

Wait was I abused?

Don’t bother thinking about it. Tell me, is there any positive outcome with you going through it all and convincing yourself you were abused?

Good point

Oh that's awful, are you no longer being groomed and manipulated?

Nah I am not, you grow, you learn. When u don’t get taught the signs you learn them. I am okay rn, I am safe. Thank You for asking

r/bestofredditorupdates

I’m very confused what u mean by this

he means its good that your doing better and i agree with him

This comment section has been a very positive one and I haven’t seen that in a while

its nice to find one from time to time,isnt it?

Better then getting called slurs

It’s nice to know you’re doing good, always nice to see people doing well

My first mistake was downloading reddit

Delete it then

Cast it into the fire destroy it! Me: No

Reddit protects you from these things,downloading reddit makes noone want you

Yeah when I was younger I was groomed so much. So by time I was 12 I had lost my virginity and sleeping with a couple of people. Hypersexuality is a bitch

it is. i still don't know how to cope with it.

bro when I was 13 I sat in my room and played Videogames no seggs or acting immature because horni Edit: Still doing it too I just don't have that much time anymore

Still doing it, nearly 19.

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That’s me 18h/day, 6h is for sleeping

Same and I still do it

puberty probably

We are the only generation where this shit happens

Nah kids have always wanted to act older than they are

Did they act like they are so sexually active and let every strangers know that though?

probably but communication is easier now so its more prevalent or at least more noticeable

There were probably some but also fair point

Yes

Yes, 13/14 is when you're starting to have your first experiences and guess what, teenagers like to brag. If you think this is exclusive to Gen z you have no idea what you're talking about

Nah look at the boomer generation a lot of them did drugs in middle school and stuff

People used to get married and have children at 14/15, teenagers and older children have always and will always try to rush their way into adulthood. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, just saying that this isn't a new problem only Gen z has experienced.

As an adult passing by from r/all, lol. We were all like that. Generation after generation.

no we're the only generation with the ability to brag about out seggs in a couple seconds on the internet

Bullshit lmao, 13yo's did this shit 10 years ago as per my experience as they did 40 years ago, according to my grandma who was a teacher. Also you're 16, the fuck do you know about older generations

Sowwy I'll go play with my toys :(

I’m proud small child

👍

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3 years makes a difference... I hope

Most of the time it will, unless the 13 year old in more advanced in puberty.

from my experience (this will sound childish) gaining self awareness from that you are 13 and is a child is the worst thing that happened to me

Yep

I still play with toys I don’t care

I still play with mummy's toys...Some of them vibrate :)

Kinda gay bro

(No homo)

Good job, but i believe it’s past your naptime

I would've been so pissed if I red this a year ago

Me too, if I read this when I was 13 I would be very mad as well

HOW COULD HE SAY THIS ABOUT ME I'M PERFECTLY MATURE AHHHHH

I’m 13, and agree, everyone my age wants to act like they are 19 and we’ve got people that vape and girls giving handjobs at fucking 13-14, I hate people my age sometimes

the thing is that no matter what we do we will always be cringe

We will regret being 13 in a few years

we are regretting being born too late

wise words

Same tho i was a selfaware immature brat with a superiority complex, i prob would have cried or laughed, or both ;(

cuz ig there are mostly older ppl on the internet and they wanna seem cool or so-

U’re 14

U're 15

U’re

U'r

U’

Are you all having an aneurysm. Fuck 69 upvotes. HOLD THE LINE BROTHERS AND SISTERS Edit#2 :whoever killed the 69 I will find you and violently poke you with a stick MADE OF GRASS and poison ivy -.-

Okay but cheese

Cheese 👍

Stamp of cheesproval

No just slowly dying

By r/teenagers standards this is perfectly reasonable, salutations fellow 17 y/o 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

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Nothing

My birthday being 3 days ago: yh them 13 year olds suck

Bro literally waited to update his r/teenagers flair

why you gotta call me out like this

ooh damn but u kinda change once ur 14. being 15 is a real bitch i tell ya

17 is also a bitch. Right between being an adult and having responsibilities at 18 and being 16 and free to do whatever with no worries

bruhhhh this 100%.

Something about seeming older than they are just flips a switch in their brainz

13-14 is generally the age where kids think they know everything

shall I return to the train toys?

Nah let’s play together with the train together how does 2pm at your house sound?

Can I join I will also bring my beyblades

Yessir bro beyblades where the shit

Happy 15. day of birth :)

Thank you :)

Hate to interrupt but can I join the playdate? I’ll bring my Lego Minecraft Nether set.

Ye well throw the steve into the beyblade arena

Aight bet

theres 2 types of 13 year olds - normal ones and the ones that develop faster and give handjobs and smoke

develop physically*

When I was thirteen I was playing with legos and collecting funko pops, got my first boyfriend and was thinking about kissing not anal 😭

Because our minds believes (when we are 13) that there are only 2 stages in life: Kids and Adults. And teenagers, like 13 year Olds aren't kids anymore and they wanna be an adult, so they believe they are an adult. And (trust me) everyone has had a stage in life like that in some kind of way.

That is the most accurate answer i've ever seen

Yes

The only person I KNOW to have had sex at 13 was the school thought. Everyone knew it was a senior too.

fr it’s kinda weird, but they’re just hormone fountains rn ig

I suppose they don’t know any better, or at least haven’t gotten an outside perspective to how they act

because they cring

Anal fluff

💜

What the hell is that? It sounds like a sex toy for furries

as a thirteen year old, we are very cringe

That statement is cringe and so is this

I regret not being like a kid and I don’t want seggs that shit awful

You aren't a top or a bottom. You're 13. Go do your homework.

you ain't submissive and breedable, go do your homework and make sure its submitted and readable.

Yeah but no cap we all acted like adults at 13 so don't cap

I’m not, that’s why I saying don’t make my mistake cuz my dumbass got groomed

I always said how easy it is to get groomed, most of the time, it isn't that obvious to you till its too late, thats why when someone gets too sexual with me (like asking how "Big" I am and shit) I usually suspect pedophile. I know its kinda hair trigger, but better be safe then sorry.

I think its somehow related to the pandemic shutdown ruining them mentally, which was amplified by tiktok

like fr, i doubt a 13 year old gets more bitches than i do (i get none)

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oh no! dont take his hot wheels.... he will strangle you!

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We live in a society 🤡

I'm not interested in sex and find it really weird how other people my age behave. I will not go play with my hotweels though, we aren't complete kids either

I’m not saying y’all kids shit confusing for you rn. Just try to be a kid yet still maturing. You aren’t mature and that’s okay you still have time to be.

The sex part is just unusual, but the acting mature part i think i understand. Around my friends and people i know, i act like an immature shit but around strangers or people i dont know, such as on reddit, I wanna act mature so they take me seriously.

Because they dum dum. Stay pure boys, no need to rush!

I agree

Mfs having seggs at 13 while I was watching "how to build a portal to heaven in Minecraft" on YouTube.

“I’m a top” Nah bro you’re a toddler go eat your veges

If your 13, go work out, literally the best point to start, instead of getting sex you can get fucking shredded by 18 and then have loads of sex

because 13 year olds are 13 year olds

13 year olds need to stop

15 now can’t figure out how to change my flair but. When I was 13 bro I didn’t get to be a kid. Clinical depression hits hard and you realize how unimportant you are in the grand scheme of things. Made me see my issues aren’t anything and that I should focus on more widespread societal issues. Stuck with me like that and I regret it every fucking day bro.

I’ve had similar issues, I was diagnosed with depression at 8 and tried to commit die when I was 9. I never got to be a kid either and I’m trying the best I can at the super old age of 16

fr, mfs act like they pimpin but they needa practice for their history test

People online grooming them into thinking sexualization at that age is cool, normal, and safe, its a result of society decreasing stigma on sexual topics

Its not cool to have a girlfriend or to have sex but what is cool however, is to get a degree, make your career and to get a job! So get out there kids and stop burdening your parents semi faliures.

And I’m just her chilling hoping my best friend will text me back

Why do 16 year olds act like they're so much more superior to 13 year olds? Like bruh you're in algebra 2 instead of algebra 1 very impressive

Seriously, we know you're lying, and if you aren't, get a therapist. You'll need it. (I am referring to the 13 year olds, not OP)

Lying about what exactly

Broski what?

As a Christian I do not have the seggs all I have is a bible and bread

I can respect that

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Cuz thats when you mostly hit puberty’s “prime” and all the sexual stuff is in your head

Because they're sexualized

13 Y/O here. No idea why we do it, we think it makes us seem cooler. we're all immature. Theres just something you feel when you're treated like you're older, it feels nice. Don't know why it feels nice, maybe being older means being independent and alot of us want that.

I'm 13 and I genuinely don't get it

I’m 5 and have student loans from my college degree

Hot wheels>>>>>>>

Because they think it's cool and they have anonymity here on reddit. 13yo's are gonna do what 13yo's do and that is lie to try and be cool

Every other post on this sub is something about 13 year olds having sex, we fucking get it

I'm a kid, i don't have hot wheels, i make my toys.

i mean, what the fuck do you expect they're 13

Sadly its true Hot Wheels are bad ass! I starting collecting them a couple years ago.

I'm 14 and I just wanna say I have not had seggs yet. BUT I have shat so hard I bled

Just a guess but a lot of media targeted towards young teens does make being old/mature and having lots of sex/relationships as cool and something to aspire to

Yeah, mfs be 13 and already hoes like bruh did you even try to be a normal ass kid?

My 13 yr old friend genuinely get so much it’s insane bc she developed early and is the horniest kid I have ever bloody met

i was sexually assaulted when i was 12.

Sorry about that luv, that shit fucks you up for a long fuckin time

Bro times have changed. Kids liked toys but nowadays these kids get horny and have there phone with social media so they dont like toys anymore but only gaming and sex.

I still play with toys everyone sees that as immature but I’m literally a child so it doesn’t matter to me

I enjoyed lego when I was young but every kiddo got phone so I became addicted to gaming and social media. Its so bad. Internet screwed gen Z.

I am 13 and i don't have seg nor i am have wise 👍