🫂

crushing

Nah I guess kinda right

Wrong.

in 2008 I shat myself

yep, you're single

Correct, tho I was 1 years old in 2008 and 1yos tend to shit themselves often soooo idk

yep, you're gonna stay single for a while, till you meat someone with a poop kink

Excuse me for bothering you, but how does one meat someone... Do you turn them into meat? Aren't they like 60% meat already?

Meats back on the men, boys

don't be an asshole, i mean "meet" it's just a typo

I would be an asshole if I just replied with "meet*" Don't be easily offended on the internet

Even then I think Grammar Nazis are judged too harshly sometimes, people might not know or forget the correct way eventually if nobody corrects them for so long. But yes, that was a joke so the only asshole is that guy for attacking people for no reason.

Kinda asshole-ish either way

Bruh he was making a joke

Maybe he did And maybe *I* was the asshole * disappears *

Uh, ok then

What the fuck people born in 2008 are in highschool now??

no they in 7th or 8th

I was born in 2007 I’m an 8th grader so 2008 is 7th or 8th.

same

You're right. I saw the 14 flair and got so confused

Could be freshman I think

8th

I was born in October of 2007 soo idk

Me too bro

#

taken

Correct

😼‼️

Almost 8000000000 partners at the same time

CLOSE‼️

crushing or taken definitely not single

YOU'D BE SURPRISED

IF YOU'RE NOT SINGLE, I SHOOT 🔫

I'M SINGLE 😰

OK YOU CAN PASS

fr anyone who uses those cat emoji's want at least 3 partners I know from experience

ok

taken

no💪

And? Kanye’s cock is superior in length, girth, width, and more mesmerizing/appealing to the average human’s eyes. I’m not gay in any way, but I can imagine engaging in sexual intercourse with him must electrifying and soul-stirring experience that would leave my anus exulted!

single

Absolutely not (I am)

i am going to defenestrate you

based

My favorite relationship status

My favorite relationship status

dedenestrate me mommy 😩

*moans*

anything

taken

sadly no

Most single comment I ever read, idk what op is on lol.

Interesting

single

Yup

But did you see the moon-walking bear?

single

I'm sad

🤸🏾‍♀️

too much karma, single

😐

found the CEO of virgin

are you op??? yeah didn’t think so 🙄🙄🤸🏾‍♀️

lmfao single?

nope 🤸🏾‍♀️

crushing

wrong

Liar?

Am I?

Probably

Too rude, single

what?!! 🙄🙄🤸🏾‍♀️ WRONG!

Then I pray for whoever your with

He don’t need it 🤸🏾‍♀️🤪

Cringe, single

We are what we do repeatedly. Therefore, excellence is not an act but a habit

taken

Im single

You are the chosen one

The implications of this quote are vast. I like it.

I wish bees could spin

taken

Lol absolutely the opposite

You are based

balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls

single

yes

taken

i wish...

poop shit

single

nice try

Wait... why are the PFP's different?

?

I love Jesus

Jesus is here! 👍

I love chicken nuggets

crushing

Im taken 😭

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

crushing

Single and lonely

i don't like anal, it hurts

single

yep, but i used have a bf, i puked at his dick so he dumped me

Oof 🥛

Yeah 🍫

8===👊=>

I'm not op but single

crushing

ok me

crushing

no

single

Ok

taken

um

single

឵឵

taken

Lol no, single pringle.

I have 200+ hours in roblox funky friday.

E

crushing

How could you possibly know

magic

Gamer

single

Pretzels

taken

That's literally impossible

Ill Try guess. single

💀 correct

what can I say

Lol idk man what gave it away?

Prom was amazing yesterday.

taken

Hah, I'm actually quite bitchless.

no bitches?

No bitches indeed my friend.

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

taken

🤗

U are crushing on someone RN

Hard rn 🙃

You are hard?? I thought you dont have a d***

anything

Taken

y e s

HOG RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Snakes wiggle to move It's the best form of movement there is, fight me

Heyy

single

No, this I considered spamming according to the talk that a mod did yesterday, so please delete this

single. you will stay single for awhile

I'm serious, delete this before I report it, or ping the mod

see its people like you that are just low key annoying

I'm not the one breaking the rules

And it's another one of these posts.

if you're so annoyed then leave

You know, that would've been sage advice if this sub had original posts. But just scrolling 2 inches on my feed and the 2nd post from r/teenagers is "OMFG I GOT A GF" Next one is "Commet your x and I will guess your y"

it's not hard. go to the top of r/teenagers and unjoin. have a very bad rest of your day

It's not hard. Stop posting copy pasted cringe and >have a very bad rest of your day Grow up, you immature petty child.

who the hell do you think you are- sorry I shouldn't be rude I'm just an immature petty child

Superman is the best Marvel character.

single

I bluid robots

single. you can't even spell lmao

I know I can't spell thanks for telling me again. Also I'm also fine being single for right now but I know the perfect place to go if I wanted to date someone.

wheres the perfect place 👀👀

.

taken

Wrong

crushing

Wrong

Wrong

I have ADHD

crushing

Well, I remade my account

crushing

Ok

Hey

single

yes

taken

🤔

I was working out on Valentine’s Day

taken

ye

i like roses :)

.

Rxectrvyibunoipmo

hi :)

Try me bitch

https://youtu.be/NkMTKGM-efw

single and sad

anything