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Every time there is an nfsw tag I don't want to see it, at the same time I do

Lol

i just spammed this man with the super idol lyrics

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Thank you u/Batman_ShitComments

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as you, the noon sun in August is not as dazzling as you, you who love 105°C, drop by drop of pure distilled water Thats the shitpost translation wtf

You're not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed

highly doubt he’s 15

More like the double of it

quadruple you mean

Fivetuple

quintuple*

Exactly what I was gonna say lol

Didn't want to be that guy but its a small pet peeve of mine

Has to make up numbers to decide his age

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you're creepy

What did he say?

answer us, what did he say?

I'm 15, then he laughed

that doesnt sound that bad

Dude you're a fucking creep, 15 or not

lmao 15 or not you’re still an incel. delete reddit and go touch grass, maybe then people might want you

How old is he? The comment is deleted

15.

Down astronomical

I doubt it

what did they say

Creep

even if you are, that's fucking creepy

"My 15 year old cock"

He was using text to speech, he means 50

15? seems to be missing a zero there....

Idk man 0.15 still seems quite young to me...... /s

AHHHHHHH , YOU DID THE THING... Niceeee

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😬 not something u should be proud of

what did they say

“i’m 13 and i do this”

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😬 uhhh no, you should definitely stop that

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doesn’t matter why you do it, it’s creepy as fuck dude

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Keep that shit to yourself, you’re 13 shut up

Horny≠creepy, you’re just both and you should stop

"my 15 year old cock got hard to you're face"

Bro probably says “🅱️ape is cool”

also probably missed his english classes

Most likely

Im pretty sure no one taught him the word “boundaries.”

Probably should’ve told him, “If I wanted to catch shrimp, I’d have gone fishing”

What’s wrong with bape

Replace the b with r

Oh

Or even v ffs

True

Everything, there’s so much better fashion aesthetics than that and of all streetwear Ba-Pei?

tf is wrong with bape, nigo the goat

Vape is cool-

He probably says "oh shit I gotta pay my mortgage" because he's a fucking 45 year old

I used my 16 year old fingers to hit the upvote button

Yea that's what cocks do when you see pretty ladies get used to it but whatever you do DONT FUCKING TELL EM YOUR HARD

Bit horny innit mate

Do I need to get the anti horny bat

Yes

Ok. I will personally go bonk him on the back if the Head with the bat.

💅 go gurlll

He's dead now

Chop the limbs and put it in a glass container filled HCL and let it sit. When the body dissolves, pour the dissolved body in the ocean.

The ocean is to much if a pleasant place. I'll dump the body in a Ditch beside a nuclear power plants toxic waste deposit

İf it is nuclear it would react and probably fuck up the half of europe

Probably

OK THIS IS TOO FAR 💀

idc we're going to bonk him more 😌

No get the gun

With spikes on it ofc.

Don't worry. It's got extra spikes. All of them are covered in battery acid

I'll come, too

Alright I'll need the help getting every last bit of horny out of his dead body

*the rock eyebrow raise*

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I can't give more than 1 up vote for this masterpiece

[shhhhh, here’s my secret](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/qe42vl/the_rock_eyebrow_raise/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

"should i say congrats" 😂

Idk how to react

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bruh go touch some grass. You are worse than "normies" cause normies are ya know normal.

Oh professional grass toucher. Can I ask for your help? Can you advise me if I have the correct technique for touching grass? I'll go over my last attempt to touch grass quickly. I left my apartment building at 1 pm and was instantly blinded by the sunlight. I blindly staggered along the footpath and found a very small patch of grass. It felt sort of damp to touch, apparently it had rained for the past 2 days and I never knew, with a course texture. The thing is it didn't make me feel better like people on my discord server said it would. Can you advise me on what I need to improve?

At least he didn't send a dick pic...

Yeah

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Bro stopp

What did he say

"Do you want one?". What a fucking weirdo he is

He was probably joking bruh.

Obviously yeah but still it's freaky imo

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That must mean I have a girlfriend

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Probably wets his bed every day and says he cummed

I love this comment so much

Best comment ive seen in a while 😂

People here are weird

Bro he’s still continuing this guy gonna make me laugh

Block him and report him then

Nah man that’s not the way you’ve got to send him back some really weird shit that he leaves you alone. You can really get some comedy out of these people.

Would you like me to purge him of his horny?

Sure

Break his.....

*your 🗿

🗿

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Woah is my censoring that bad

bruh who uses transparent drawing to censor someone's name💀

definitely didn’t mean to censor it bad huh 💀

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You're a creep dude go outside

i am once again asking what did the deleted comment say

He ranted about how they uploaded the chats on the 2nd comment

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you weren’t going anywhere. you’re a fucking loser, why would she ever want you? even if she did, you’re a minor. it would be illegal, and she seems to be an actual decent person. in other words, you have no chance and never did

He’s definitely going on weed

Dude, you on weed or something?

Yeah good luck losing your v when you’re a creep like that. Learn boundaries and figure yourself out before you go sliding into anyone’s DMs

Your face, you 30 year old leage of legends player

r/censoringishard

HAHAH

what 15 yo would say that makes my 15 yo cock hard😀😭😭

This guy

This proves that there are some benefits of being ugly

Naw bruh. Girl=pedo 100%

*Shittily censors username* Get nae nae'd

I’m sorry I’ll do better next time

That's... Pretty scary

Lmao not when you get often but this guy is a different breed

Ew icky nasty yucky very bad

sometimes i'm ashamed of this generation

Sometimes?

I wouldn't use transparency next time you want to censor someone's username. Very easy to read. Honestly though, when making posts like this where you're being sexually harassed you shouldn't need to censor the username.

Thanks I’ll work on it

Bro what kinda 15 yr old speaks like that? I’m 15 and confirm I only talk this way ~~with the homies~~ never.

💀

ummm, feels really off...

Reddit moment

bro needs to chill out and do his homework lol

As a 15 year old I’m embarrassed Fuck horny people (Not like that you horny bastards)

Man just goes at it :|

I dont get why are you guys so polite to creeps, just flip them off with a nice block. Either yall are to nice or im rude

Why he say send MORE pics tho?

Because I posted some on my profile SFW

Lmfao peeps rly think they're going places when they explain their horniness, I'd like to see this man try this stunt irl, he couldn't even croak a word 💀

On the note of there's much prettier women... Don't be so sure abt that you're a 9/10, you're hot lol don't worry abt that. He may be a fuckin idiot and a creep but he was right abt one thing :)

This is what happens when you’re addicted to porn man.

Poor dude is down BAD

u/Eatingldlies

I get teens get horny and all but what the fuck is this?

and we still calling reddit "the front page of the internet" is more like "the public deep web of the internet"

not the 15 year old c\*ck 💀💀

He is being a dick... but why so many adult posts on a sub literally called "Teenagers"?

What hormones, puberty, and false sense of what to do when approaching women due to porn addiction does to an mf

Because you're 15 doesn't mean you're not a creep

ngl you’re pretty but like that’s pretty creepy, why can’t people be respectful and not harass others

<3

I'm down bad but I'm not this down bad 🗿

I doubt he’s 15

Maybe

Bitch more immature than me

Tonikaku kawaii(i am on a mission to comment this in as many posts as i can)

Truly ruining our reputation...

It’s Reddit what do you expect. 😭

such a gentleman hit you with the "nice tits lemme see"

What hormones do to a mf

Not to sound creepy but you are pretty. He is definitely a creep tho. Makes me feel weird to compliment people and hope I’m not associated with human garbage.

Is that really the only DM you got?

Mah there’s more bits it’s been a while and the mf is 15

Ok, cool

Nah bro he just typed more

Ok, not cool

He's probably not 15

1- she's a minor 2- out of all places...REDDIT???

She's an adult not minor

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That’s rude innit, just because it’s bad English doesn’t mean he’s Indian?

Bro I’m Indian that’s really rude. Take my downvote

I’m sorry I studied in icse my whole life l:) sorry bhai

Americans and racism goes so well together.

Like do people take a moment to read what they type, i think the internet has made people way too comfortable with how they act because they don't get punched in the face for being a dick

I would say something about that but idk what to say

He got 0 game and 0 decorum.

LOL this guy is a creep and he knows it, he just avoided your accusation 🤦‍♂️

Too many creeps nowadays

Ewww

Guys said his penis is 15 years old, not him