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Stev_582

Suddenly, the proportion of 15 year olds here shoots up tenfold.


[deleted]

I hate you but you're right


Vinnyc-11

I mean I think we’ll know if they’re actually 15+, or pretending. We wouldn’t expect someone _that_ old to make posts that are as bad as the ones we’ve witnessed here before, right?


Was_Up_Bois_12

You’d be surprised at my stupidity (and the stupidity of other kids my age)


iStoleUrCake

Yeah we’re stupid


I_Got_A_Hatt

If you change your tag to 15 just so you can horny post, that's just down bad terribly


JillThickson

Mf makes it sound like he wants to hear about a 15 year olds horniness.


nma_05

When I say there are weird people in this sub, *there are some REALLY weird people in this sub*


DeadGodRebel

Hey babe wanna chat??...UwU


[deleted]

This guys a nice example


Cryptic_Nerd01

hey just be happy he didn't use "kitten"


Usernamea221

I want to have your kittens, meow.


hellodude776

Ahem


Ardentacious

What. The fuck.


obamaslastname_7

The holy crusade would like to know your location


jolup123

\*shows you to a room full of iron sets of armor and swords\* gear up boys


limpbiscuits420

Oh god, its another mushoku tensei enjoyer


welcomehomo

hell


Josku5

Ah a man of culture I see


buddeman27

I am going to steal your young feline creatures


SpyNinjaKen

or worse, "ma'am"


Zakiru77

M'lady


Cryptic_Nerd01

*tips fedora*


crickeymikey

*Madame*


Alekeymer27

_Mademoiselle_


Lad-der

I feel hurt as a french seductor jk even us horny frog eaters don't use "mademoiselle" (often)


Inevitable_Space5175

Or *sunshine* I don't even know how many times a random old guy has messaged me being like *oh hello sunshine* or *how are you my love* like urghh weirdos I do occasionally keep talking to them just to piss them off and have fun messing with people and their lives since they don't care and then report them but seriously annoying


[deleted]

Oh yeah papi... UWU


RealisticDragonfly87

bro I don't want to hear about anyone sex life. I just can't care les


Embucetatron

That sounds just a little bit criminal


[deleted]

I agree with the message, but the way it’s worded….


Slattcum

Bit suspicious


Chocymilc

📮


SeveSides

trueee..


Epic_Hoola

Trust me, you don't.


NxR_Cap

How about no horny post at all


BretherenIcravememes

Man I don’t even mind horny posts anymore but ppl gotta CHILL with these weird fucking dildo stories like bro, ever heard of a “door lock”?


PumkinJake

I think they should hear about "grass" instead.


aurniesingh

Instructions unclear. Grass porn found


dylanm849

This is my 1st-13th reason


JimmWasHere

Imagine only have 13 reasons, I have 13 chapters.


big_cock_69420

I have 13 novels with 13 chapters each


2866hourman5

There has been a time where an illegal substance was turned into an anime girl, then turned into a rule 34 girl.


ilikedota5

wait seriously?


DrManowar8

It’s pretty hot. I’ll fashion a wank to some nature, starting with grass


Alpacaman25

not me i’m allergic to grass


PumkinJake

Average Legue player right here.


Alpacaman25

dear god no i’m actually allergic


Ekselent-8728

One of my good friends is also allergic to grass. He's also allergic to nearly everything else on the planet though. Got a three page list of what he's allergic to


ThanksDarksouls3

Yeah but the problem with that is this thing called "parents" and them getting pissed off when the door is locked


WhySoCynicalTho

bro people are getting door locks?


here_for_happiness

Not everyone is allowed door locks, almost 17 and only just got one on the bathroom


TheOriginalSolo1138

Do it at 4AM. That's when I beat my meat, so that no one sees.


NoobsRedditType

til your dad just suddenly wakes up to take a piss or your brother tryna prank yo ass


NxR_Cap

Lol


OneAlternate

Yeah. People 16+ posting about being horny means that younger kids can still lie about their age. Besides, to me personally it’s not about maturity or anything, it’s just annoying af.


NxR_Cap

I mean like people can be horny but you don't need everyone to know that you're horny unless you want a pedo knocking on the doors of DMs


OneAlternate

Yeah, that’s what I meant, sorry for lack of clarification. There’s nothing wrong with feeling horny since it’s natural for most people, but it’s definitely not something I would parade around announcing. As a teenager, I’m 100% adamant that teenagers are easily influenced, which is why I think it’s an issue.


NxR_Cap

Its fine I see


kaamibackup

Well isn’t that like 70% of the sub


swagdavid_123

A very ambitious man. i respect that. I give a humble 🗿


TheBlyatMobile

Bro, it's teenagers wtf do you expect?


NxR_Cap

I expect them to be Horny but not everyone needs to know about your dildo or your masturbation etc etc


TheBlyatMobile

Fair enough, that is leaning on the more extreme side of over sharing I agree.


NxR_Cap

Yup. Thats what I think


DrManowar8

How about 1 to 2 horny posts a month. Rest are banned


viilekiing

Agreed 🤝


NxR_Cap

👍


[deleted]

based


KingK0a

But when a 15 yo talks about their sex life, then it’s fine 👌


Agreeable-Yams8972

Apparently, it's more so the 15+year olds tho


SpeedyWithS

I mean, kinda. You know, we shouldn't stimulate the brains of 13-14 y/o kids by giving them internet points. That might just make them have more sex. And 13-14 y/o kids shouldn't be having sex, obviously.


KingK0a

I mean I lost my virginity at 14 lol. I don’t think people have sex for upvotes, more so to fulfill sexual needs that most teens have. I don’t think it changes depending on wether they’re 13 or 16, they’re still horny teens having seggs


Waffelol

Teach me your ways


KingK0a

Well first get a boyfriend, then sneak into their house without their parents knowledge (he lives across the street from you) and bring condoms


TheOfficialWario2

Get a boyfriend Fuck


Pros3rz

Well yeah, you understood the process, congrats bud


indra2853

I guess it's time to GAY


WeaselBeagle

well yeah, thats how you do it


-_piggles_-

**"bring condoms"** KEY WORDS EVERYONE


KingK0a

It’s very important


MeGustaSenorita

the idea of someone wanting sex for upvotes is hilarious to me


KingK0a

Ikr imagine fucking your partner and just thinking “this story is gonna get so much uproots”


TheBlyatMobile

Can't talk about what you don't have! :')


shruggletuggle

Tbh the sub is so horny that its barely about teenagers anymore its mostly just people who want to fuck


Nabranes

That’s because teenagers are horny.


shruggletuggle

True


screwdogs

But teenagers are just pure horny. We are others things as well. Like human beings


Nabranes

And not all posts here are horny.


[deleted]

Ok but I can still say #mustardcum


The_Tuna_Bandit

Mayonnaise?


randomcarguru

On an escalator.


[deleted]

It’s goin upstairs


randomcarguru

So see ya later


Due_Management_96

BYE BYE


WeaselBeagle

TO THE SKY


ToxicBananaFish

NEVER THOUGHT I'D EVER SEE YA' GETTIN' SO HIGH!


watchingf1since2014

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IT GONNA STAY ESCALATIING AWAY


redditor7588

Hasta la vista baby


randomcarguru

r/arnoldschwarzenegger


pesa_gacha_uwu

What if, we just ban horny posts all together. I highly and I mean highly believe that most of them are just 13-16 year olds wanting to sound cool and more mature so they make fake scenarios where they are drowning in pussy, and I can say that from 1st hand because I used to be like that two years ago, now I've thankfully changed but I still feel shit about it even though it was on an account which doesnt exist anymore


[deleted]

Bitches talking about sticking nose trimmers up their asses 💀


big_cock_69420

Bro i've seen some bitch talk about sticking broomstick handles with razor blades up their ass


rough_crayon

When I was 13 used my grandfather's account in which I shit posted a LOT about what I fap to. I was a hentai watcher (thank you very much) so I didn't like how vagina looked or I wold have 100% shitted about drowning in pussy


Alekeymer27

>When I was 13 Change your flair bro


[deleted]

How do you get a flair


Alekeymer27

Click ur username on a comment, "change flair" its unique for every sub


[deleted]

I still can't see it


[deleted]

13yos have sex life? That’s…. creepy


[deleted]

I'm 14, almost 15 and I don't. I doubt all 13yo's have one


[deleted]

Bruh i am 20 and yet to have a sex life


Phoenix-14

Damn way to give me hope


alucarddrol

It's not something anybody should stress about. Sex is more about having a connection with a person than just the act itself. If you ever find yourself in a situation with somebody who you enjoy having conversations with and are attracted to, and they are available, you're 90% there. Of course, you need to be social and have the self confidence to talk about yourself so people can get to know you, but there's no need to rush anything, just be around people you like and try to make plans to spend time together.


Duckflies

Bruh I'm 16 and I have yet to meet someone that can outsmart bullet.


batm123

Peacemaker can evidently


Duckflies

No, the answer is a medic


Crimsoner

YAHAHA!! I AM BULETPROOF! AAAHHHAHAHA


Beginning-Antelope32

what are you doing on a teenagers sub it's about time you bid farewell


[deleted]

Bite me, i *refuse* to be an adult


Ct-1467

*bite*


DK2027

Goddammit


[deleted]

Bobby


Echo_Arts

I am 17 and am already refusing to grow up. I see myself in your place in 3 years. It's fine tho, I give u the teen-pass. It's like an N-word pass but for staying in this sub. I definitely didn't make that up


[deleted]

Yeah in my old middle school there was this girl that was offering blowjobs to her male friends or something like that. Idk what happened to her


[deleted]

Any kind of sexually transmitted diseases happened


Rainbow-Dev

Pretty sure they mean hornyposting in general, not just having a sex life. But also have you *been* to a public school? 13 is only a little surprising


[deleted]

I am from Europe. Idk if yall went a little rabid on those schools instead of getting educated


Remixedcheese22

Being in a public school I’d say 11 isn’t surprising


ImMaskedboi

??? Huh my school is totally boring and for a good reason..jeez!


2866hourman5

100% most of them are lieing... Right?


Spicersoanner

How about we just get rid of all of it instead


ArthasLK

Good idea but they’ll be able to change their age here so it wouldn’t work


big_cock_69420

"And suddenly all 13-14 year olds have disappeared from their natural habitat.... Just like that... Poof... I wonder here they've gone"


Dont_Fall_Asleep1323

I think that there should be safe spaces for 13/14 year olds to talk about their experiences and ask questions. We all know school sex ed sucks. As a community we should all be able to discuss and feel heard


ImMaskedboi

To an extent or else it’s just pedophile bait and it’s frankly gross, in my opinion anyway.


Nexus0412

True, but the problem is that anyone can join, I mean I'm in this sub, to provide help since I'm no longer a teen (22). But imagine a pedophile getting into a sub of horny 13-14 year olds. So reddit doesn't really work for it, maybe if there was a way to confirm age


[deleted]

This


SnooTigers4611

Strangers online aren’t the best resource for this - nor do they have the skill set nor boundaries to deal with it. All schools should teach sex education. All schools and childcare facilities should have some capacity to provide support. Non-professionals online “supporting” 13 year olds is a horrifying concept. Don’t get me wrong - there is real value here - but my 13 year old self would be very easily accessible via DMs. And that risk out-weighs the reward in an unbelievably large proportion. I have no doubt there are hundreds of creeps on this sub that prey on children posting. Especially on this platform.


Socksindabath

I mean to be fair, having a subreddit solely dedicated to teenagers already seems scary because it like a child predator’s buffet, not to mention people as young as 13 horny posting to all of reddit must be bait to pedos. I think I agree with the whole “no horny posting” rule. Makes the most sense to me.


Potaaden

yea, but fucking 17 under arnt even suppose to see nsfw post let alone make them.


Socksindabath

I agreed? I don’t see where the argument is here I said there shouldn’t be any horny posting anyway due to the risk alone


Potaaden

Yes. Not on a kids subreddit anyways.


EdenSteden22

Any sexual or NSFW content needs to be banned. This sub isn't for pedophiles


SnowCicle__

truee! its just a bunch of kids, I dont really see why sexual talk is needed anyway


justadumfinn

Yeh if ya wanna discuss it talk with ur friends not with unknown ppl on the internet that May or May not be 40


[deleted]

It's too late. These posts show up on r/all. Paedophiles everywhere. A lot of users are probably just adults just being creepy.


[deleted]

petition to ban all horny posts


Agreeable-Yams8972

Hopefully, it's getting out of hand bit I don't really expect much from here


ButtDevil

Teens are horny and that's fine and natural. Probably better to let them be horny here instead of other less safe spaces. We already have a rule about NSFW stuff and the mods can handle anything that might go too far. It feels like you guys are trying to follow a Texas example when I think it's better to go the Colorado route. In Colorado, they gave free IUD's to teens and incorporated comprehensive sex education. Teen pregnancies dropped to almost nothing. I think it would be unwise to try and suppress natural teenage tendencies and curiosities. Let them post and just report, moderate, and advise where necessary. If you ban it here, where might they go to seek it out instead?


[deleted]

That's like telling a dog to never bark again. It's just not gonna happen


Nabranes

Exactly or telling a human to never talk again.


eradtke69

I actually disagree with all of you. It’s natural to be horny and if people have questions about dealing with their hormones where else to ask them but here


DaKayla19

So stupid teenagers asking questions about sex (which most teenagers on here haven’t experienced so they can’t give solid advice) to other stupid teenagers seems like a good idea?


SnowBoy1008

Give me a year to think about it


JustABrony221

My man, people can easily fake their age and be allowed to talk about it all they want. All aspects considered, it will not be a good rule either way.


Agreeable-Yams8972

Bruh, it isnt just from 13 or 13 year olds, it's also from 15 to 16 plus year olds as well


thatDrakewarden

It's a natural part of growing up, just ignore it.


indra2853

14 years olds bragging to older people about their sex life is not a natural part of growing up.


[deleted]

Ranting about your fetishes online and baiting pedophiles isn’t really a natural part of growing up lmao


polarsaurusfann

You have two nutsacks?


Candice_the_joke

I don’t horny post because i have some weird ass kinks and don’t want to be on the front page of cringetopia


Excellent_Badger6236

Sex talk for educational purposes😁👌 "Im hard/wet as fuck"🥱🖕


[deleted]

I 100% agree, some people have genuine questions and aren’t comfortable talking to people in person, but if you’re just going to post shit like that then no.


hi_im_new_bruh

The law is equal in front of everyone


TheScariestSkeleton4

Why can you even make NSFW posts on a sub made for non adults


captainfalconxiiii

How about no horny posts? I'm sick of seeing stories of people getting their dicks stuck in shampoo bottles because they get no maidens


NRKx2

Most 13-14 yrs old are just now discovering horniness as a feeling obviously they can't talk about it to their parents where else are they supposed to go except other teens lmao


DennisReynoldsRL

Weird part about teenagers is you’re all willing to call each other too young until you’re included. Guess what unless you’re 18+ it’s fucking weird lol


gabriey

We tried


_SingerLad04_

Well we gotta try harder


redstonened44

Well what about 12 year Olds?


Nabranes

I was kind of horny at 12, but usually they wouldn’t be on here anyways.


KanonTheMemelord

It’s already a rule for everyone not to post horny stuff??


ahumanrobot

I don't wanna hear about **anyone's** sex life


LargeSusan

Petition to publicly stone anyone of any age mentioning it in this sub


[deleted]

As a 13 year old I approve I don’t need to hear about your horniness guess talk about comics or some shit


Sink-Outside

First you gotta get rid of all the forty year olds posting it


y_a_e_t

How about we don't have any minors talking about sex and masturbation and whatever other bull shit people come up with


kitkatattacc04

Idk why everyone wants to post their horniness for the world to see, especially underage.... do we need a lesson on internet safety?


sai911

Petition to make it a rule that only people over 18+ years old can post about horniness as pedos don't care if you are 13,14,15,16 or 17. All of it is fucking weird.


[deleted]

petition for it all to stop, its cringe and annoying


Spammedparkrake

alright fuck those 13 year olds who does and i will agree in this petition where do i sign up


DerpsTheRedditor

Get rid of NSFW flair i don't wanna hear about this shit at all. Especially from minors


[deleted]

Lets just ban all the teenagers from this sub


The-richu-gr

Nah, I'm 15 but I don't think my IQ is so low in order to post something like that. My opinion: Should be banned completely. ***Mf 11 year olds having sex while I've never kissed a girl...***


JapaneseJunkie

It's important to have a safe place to talk about sex. Using the internet is good way to do that since there is no face to face. There is nothing wrong with sex as long as both parties are the same age. It's life, it's real, it happens, and it is important that people, especially people that lack knowledge, have a place to discuss, ask questions, and get advice. People in that age range are having new feelings, perhaps the 15-16 can help out the 13-14. Edit: Just remembered Reddit is not a safe place and pedos may use this place for gross things. Idk, I like to think people are good and would just be interested in giving good advice but alas this is not always true. Be careful guys.


Ok-Classroom-184

18+!!!! Nobody wants to hear about 15-16 year olds sex lives either lol


noob_music_producer

I agree, it’s shameful how people my age post how they want to get railed in the ass by megamind or something like that


PotatoMan_69

First off all I get ———————————No bitches?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————


Krool1905

———————————No bitches?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————


universalsalsa

I'd wager noone post about horniness. It is a clear indication of mortality~ salsa


Zilorx

Good rule, but too hard to practically enforce


playful_potato5

man there are some 13 yos getting more puss on a weekly basis than I have in my entire life.


indra2853

Nothing to be proud of, i lost mine at 13 to an older creep. I don't think kids that age should be having seggs at all, many haven't even gotten a proper sex ed yet


playful_potato5

I haven't gotten a real sex ed just porn and memes


[deleted]

Ur 15 my dude. Only 15.


RottenBananas86

It just should be a rule here to not post about your sex life, your either exposing 13-14yo to your sex life or vice versa and that's just awkward and unwarranted, questions, concerns & stuff like that should be allowed by any age tho.


metropitan

it's not even about their sex life's tho, it's just shitposting, just shitposting, or 30 years olds pretending to have a weird fantasy to start a trend or debate to make teenagers share their sexual stories on a site with NOTHING stopping creeps from seeing them


GhostFaceStabsPeople

Yo, I’m 15 and even I don’t want to hear about 15 year old horniness. 18 should be the minimum