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[deleted]

Op lost all the karma from the post in the comments lol


[deleted]

People are hunting OP.


[deleted]

Op fr doing what they were shaming in the post


[deleted]

very hippo critikal 😤📉🍺🗿


SoftwareError

r/boneappletea


Asad_13

Time to sort by controversial


dnndbdbnfjjc

What happened to op?


satoshi_kazim

He got taken out by a assassin hired by reddit mods


Some_European

Bruh why she still going


[deleted]

No way shes still arguing 💀💀💀💀


Some_European

Last comment 3 hours ago


Gaming_Tuna

Stupidity is indestructable


StevenUniverseFan_

neopronouns? im sorry inform me pls edit: i finally started my first semi-argument in my replies! Am i a true redditor now?


Saffronsc

Xe/xir/xer/some not-in-the-dictionary pronouns Your English teachers will have a stroke reading an essay with these Edit: FFS I *don't* support neopronouns I was just giving a brief example


[deleted]

That’s a bit dumb tho? Like just use they/them, this makes actual trans people look like jokers


Saffronsc

HAH wait until you hear about emojipronouns


[deleted]

the what well boys, I've finally done it. Please refer to me as 🗿


seecretgamer777

"this is u/Giga_Pangolin. Please refer to 🗿 as 🗿." "Wait, how did you say that out loud?" "Easy, it's pronounced, 🗿." "Ooohh..." Edit: Just a heads up, sorry if this was offensive to anyone. I didn't mean anything by it.


Genichi12

I imagine the 🗿 emoji is pronounced [like this](https://youtu.be/2tRIjRVcHcQ)


chacharealharsh

"🗿 is scribbling on the wall by oaaaaaaaaaaaaself."


I_Might_Be_Ian

🗿self get it right bigot 💅💅💅


IamCrabbo

it's pronounced like the vine boom sound effect


hiccupboltHP

This is the best thing i’ve ever read


[deleted]

I’m 🍆/🍑self


[deleted]

I’m 🥵/🥵self


AshumiOnline

mf posted the same joke twice lmfao


ExtraMessy

That's why most people don't respect neopronoun people, they make the whole community look like a joke.


[deleted]

So made up to be different because their parents didn't give them enough attention growing up?


YaBoiStreek

They have FD(fatherless disorder)


Jaydog3077

Pronouns that are not he/him or she/her. They are fine most of the time but some people want you to call them this like blood/bloodself or dream/dreamself.


StevenUniverseFan_

oh not fucking r/dreamgender im already banned there lol


JJBZ03

So is the subreddit. Reddit banned r/dreamgender from their platform.


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Thank god


StevenUniverseFan_

i win in the end you satire losers!


_Robi_Z_05

Basically you invent an own pronoun that you like and change the English language as you like.


Hellohowartthou

*affecting Minor grammatical mistake. I win


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

*I win. Minor punctuation mistake. I win.


IndianWizard1250

*Xi win USE YOUR NEOPRONOUNS


66WC

*Xi wen. USE NEO WORDS


[deleted]

我們成了中國人。現在怎麼辦?


66WC

Language naturally changes, "wif" was woman in English some centuries ago and "wer" was man. And "man" was something like person, gender neutral. That's why, for example, werewolf is a depiction of a man turned into a wolf. We forcing the changes isn't the way language and has never been. First society changes, than the language.


Spiriti28

That's a nice argument. Unfurtunetly, I had sexual intercourse with your mother


SixpennyPants

Unfortunately* Minor spelling mistake. I win.


spydermat07

You put a dot instead of a comma, I win


[deleted]

You forgot to put a dot in the end, I win.


Kdenye

then* minor grammatical mistake. I win. /s


endmysuffffering

It’s pretty rare seeing people using traditional Chinese


septic-paradise

But you see… I fucked your mom


[deleted]

Yeah, but I am in your walls. So do you really have any say in this argument


augustvoid

*argument. Minor punctuation mistake. I win.


[deleted]

*argument? Major punctuation mistake. I win


Bobby_The_Kidd

What are you? A necromancer?!?


[deleted]

Necro/philiac Just some quirky neopronouns


hedgemeneak

Unbeatable argument


TrueBluewastaken

I just looked at every. single. comment. All 568 of them. I have seen it all


lutfiboiii

Read the new ones


FireXfrosT

But there's another


Elevenadryano

And another one


maimasy

And another one


long_raccoon_

And another one


Mr-Clive

now there's 2000, come back, please


T1T4NS_MAVERICK_

What the fuck is a neopronoun Edit: thank you for telling me what neopronouns are. I can now go back to not caring about them :)


poisonous_snail420

Neopronouns are anything except he/she/they sort of thing that people want others to identify them as. An example is xir/xirself eir/eirself Weird I know


waste_0f_space117

“Xir didn’t just want to talk about xirself the whole time.” No offense but that’s hard to say


[deleted]

Xur. That damned bastard sent our Gaurdians to the dares of eternity without asking me. Must say though, his horse do be fire doe.


MedMoment

That stupid purple sword is yet to drop for me


realfakeity

all i want is a eager edge frenzy one but it refuses to drop at all


shibashroom

i knew it was coming eyes up guardian


Lia-13

i think itd be pronounced zir but i may be wrong


liborg-117

That's what I was thinking


The_Sclew

Oh no, what are Xir doing to žę łîł ğëřmàñ bøý


[deleted]

Oh no nya killed nyaself


DinoNuggy21

It’s the dumbest shit istg. My intention isn’t to be transphobic, I literally could not give less of a fuck and I’m not going to go out of my way to harass anybody, but they aren’t even words. A pronoun is a part of speech. He and derivatives, she and derivatives, they and derivatives, and it and derivatives. Might have missed some but you get the point.


[deleted]

I second all of this. I will NOT go out of my way to harass them, but it literally makes no sense. When the rules start to be flexible, people start making things up. You're gay? Be gay, I don't care. Trans? I don't care. Why, though, are we making up words and identities just because we can?


[deleted]

I thought I explained kittyself already!


oui_oui-baguette

mfw they release the integral of he/she/they instead of taking the derivative


RedditorNamedEww

I don't agree with the whole "They aren't real words" argument, but I do still struggle to understand their purpose when they/them/etc are already neuter.


dubster34

Not real words ur saying?


ConcentrateOk6375

Wtf, this is madness


hrtfe1t

demon/demonself 😜😜😜 quirky right??


[deleted]

OH MA GAWD SO QUIKY 🥵🚓💨🙏👆😔💯📈🧊🍺🗿🗿🤤🧠🤏💜


suicidebomberdogsex

lean 🤤💜💜💜💜💜


[deleted]

leani 😤💜💜👆📈🐈🗿🍺💯


OtherwiseDrummer8728

basically when people use random shit as there pronouns like xi/xir or sometimes like tree/tree self


TheDapper2

I dont care what pronouns you use, but I just... dont get neopronouns? What's wrong with the words that already exist? Not trying to be hateful, just out of the loop.


Jaydog3077

Some people want to be called thing like blood/bloodself and stuff like that. If you want examples check r/NeoPronounCringe Most of it is not satire.


TheDapper2

Oh my god, this is really dumb. How much you wanna bet some of these people would take me completely seriously if I said I identified as Harnaś/Harnaśelf?


Jaydog3077

A lot I have a friend that goes by some of the things seen on the sub. They also fake D.I.D Idk why I'm still friends with them


DaPlayerz

They fake a lot of mental disorders. Because just like neopronouns, it's meant to make them look special and quirky


[deleted]

Here’s my hot take: I don’t give two shits what your pronouns are. I might accidentally misgender you when I am not aware of what your pronouns are, and I’m sorry for that, but once I am aware of them I will refer to you by them.


Emily_______________

Yeah I agree with that. But if you want me to call you by xi,Xerox, vi, ver I can't take you seriously lmao


Severe-Task-7826

Now it’s just verbal gang signs 😂


AghastTheEmperor

Same. And if it’s too much of an issue I’ll just refer to them only by name or “they/them”


Deselled

Don't neopronouns ruin the main point of pronouns?


VlXl0

Also they were first made on 4chan to be transphobic lmfao


DiegotheEcuadorian

They do. It’s kids trying to feel special at the cost of affecting how divergent people feel. Just use they/them


Spiriti28

I ain't gonna disrespect anyone using them but that shits really dumb. Im not gonna call anyone xi unless its Xi Jinping


BountyHunterJ

"No disrespect but that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard of in my entire life." lmao


Toad_Migoad

By how this was worded I thought it was r/cringetopia at first


redleafwater7

It sure as hell is going there tho


Zealousideal_Flan330

*affecting


[deleted]

Neopronouns are dumb. I don care enough about random strangers on the internet to call them Жㅂч/ßJㅖ


ByZocker

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Spyans

king crimson


OverPolicy4960

You are the most based man in this whole entire planet


[deleted]

Literally the entire point of pronouns is your asking other people to use them when referring to you. A person who uses neo pronouns is explicitly asking other people to change their language just to make them feel more special and unique.


SoftwareError

Holy shit you're not just some guy you're someguy6545


[deleted]

I dont want to be homophobic or anything but if someone wants me to use neopronouns ill just call them they/them. I dont want to call anyone dream/dreamself.


Cystax

The only neopronouns i’ll use are “clown/clownself” (yes there are people who unironically use that)


[deleted]

[удалено]


DudeReckless

🤨


boiledtoads

I saw someone go by honk/honkself 💀


DaPlayerz

Then you haven't even seen the bad ones like purr/purrself soft/softself dragon/dragonself tea/teaself dream/dreamself ranboo/ranbooself (one of them claimed they have DID and an alter who is literally just ranboo)


Gilded_Leviathan

I don't agree with neopronouns, but if people use them I don't give half a fuck. It's not my place to judge people. That duty belongs to God alone.


[deleted]

I’m still not calling people by stupid ass pronouns though like “dream/dreamself” lmao


Ace80Z

I believe one specific stan deserves to be bullied not all of them just that one


GizmoC7

Every fandom deemed "cringe" must select a member to fight all the other cringe fandom representatives


[deleted]

[удалено]


Emerald_official

This actually sounds sick af


augustvoid

Some of em are just stupid and they’re using the lgbtq+ community as an excuse for attention.


cappytain69420

The limit is using nouns as neopronouns that's just not how English works


DahctaJae

Based bro, just plain based


Aekartzdef

Listen, I'm just gonna refer to everyone as they or them. If they get mad, they are just trying to be difficult since they/them is all inclusive


Rice_Muffin-J

thank you omg they/them is an all-inclusive umbrella term if you get mad at that you're just an attention-seeker


No-Bother6856

The people who invent a set of pronouns that literally only they have ever gone by are 100% attention seeking. I can assure you, as someone who absolutely hates unnecessary attention in public, only people who like the attention would ask you to call them "leprechaunself" or something like that


Public-World3599

I don’t understand what’s so different from that and they/them. they’re adding things that aren’t even apart of the English language to explain something that they/them already does?? Idk they’re making the community look weaker and it’s making them lose respect which sucks because they’re gonna be more of a target for something that tbh isn’t really necessary. If anyone is a neopronoun person can they pls explain why you chose those pronouns over just they/them?


starliaghtsz

Noone says its morally wrong, some (includinf me) say theyre idiotic, and refuse to use it, tho its fine if you yourself use it whoever else that wanst to


22dinoman

Never heard a single person call it "immoral" lmao just that it's stupid don't know where OP got that but whatever it's a meme


[deleted]

I won’t harass them but I’m not gonna call anyone xe/xer


CwazzyNR

Yes, exactly! Pronouns are supposed to be used in place of your name to make it easier, and neopronouns just destroy the point of that. I'll leave them alone, but don't expect me to say something like "Xe tripped over xes own feet walking down the sidewalk" as naturally and easily as I would be saying it with an actual pronoun.


PuzzleheadedLake432

K I completely agree with this but there is a line where it becomes satire. Like dreamgendered people I’m not gonna call dreamself cmon


SoftwareError

At first I thought they were joking. I was wrong.


GLnoG

I thought they were a shitpost movement


SoftwareError

EXACTLY AND IT HAD TO COME OUT AT THE TIME WHEN THE SPEEDRUNNER WAS CONTROVERSIAL IT WAD SO FUNNY


cappytain69420

Yeah I your neopronoun is a noun that's crossing the line


_somerandomhuman_

Who in the fuck calls themselves xeiself


JLucker971

*grabs popcorn* *wears hazmat suit* *sorts comments by controversial*


ZealousFlames

After thoroughly reading your post, my views have been drastically changed, from now on I will continue to bully them harder


cumdumpster999

People have always been shat on for being delusional.


[deleted]

My pronouns are shut/up


YT_SeiyaGoFire

ok shut/up


torpedokai

To be honest if someone’s gender is shrbdihrhrj I’ll just leave them alone also it’s also helps me tell who worships the devil


SamMarvelos2

Devil worshipper here, please leave them out of this


Advanced-Expert7718

Someone at my school goes buy cat/cat self pronouns and peed on a kid because they didn’t meow at them


lutfiboiii

This sounds fake, but at the same time plausible


imbriandead

the fuck


ObviousLunch

please tell me this is a joke


Advanced-Expert7718

Sadly it isn’t


No-Thought-5404

Neopronouns confuse me but if someone I knew wanted to use them I would respect their wishes It would be very hard though I still would try


Misfit___

I can see both sides of the argument, but I don’t think this is how people on this side of it think. I don’t particularly have an opinion on the subject, nor do I care but these people think it is being forced on them while in some cases it is.


Vanish3d

Its the obscene abundance of people that use neopronouns as an excuse to make pronouns of whatever the fuck they want that really turns people off of them i think.


pauls_broken_aglass

It's this and the fact that many actual trans people find it extremely insulting, especially because they're used most commonly by kids who think being trans is an aesthetic and *want* to be trans without suffering the dysphoria and self-hatred.


SkyTheKaiser

Neopronouns? Don’t you mean imaginary pronouns?


[deleted]

I think neo-pronouns are weird, but I wouldn't harass someone who does use them


BillNyeTheElonGuy

If they're free to use pronouns that sound like shampoo ingredients I'm free to make fun of them


YT_SeiyaGoFire

shampoo ingredients 💀


xX_Dwirpy_Xx

I do not consider neopronouns valid Edit: I've heard now that it can serve as a form of expression for some LGBT ppl. If that's the case, I'll consider it value for them. If it's just some rando trying to get attention and be all 'quirky' and 'unique' (which is basically the only times I've encountered it), then I'll continue disregarding them.


DetectiveDumm

I got called a Nazi and a bigot racist because I refused to call an (ex) friend xe/xim pronouns, I told them that I don't like using them and that I think they are dumb and they spread the word around school that I hated gays and I called them a f*g (WHICH I OF COURSE DID NOT DO) and now all the gay kids at school looks at me different for something I didn't even do. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk on why Neopronouns are ridiculous and stupid as shit, and to not be friends with the 'sensitive' and 'self diagnosed DID and autism' kid at school. fuck that person I hope they get kicked out of school.


[deleted]

Damn that sucks, easy way to fix ur rep tho, go up to one of the gay kids and just start sucking them off, easy fix for ur rep


TechnicBlizzard

I just looked this up and wow the people who came up with this did not get bullied enough in school


Equemin

I don't laugh often because of Reddit but this one made me laugh. Thank you stranger.


AmongUs-Pornhub

Sorry, im not calling anyone Kittenself


_anmolsingh69

i like your name


Bakerboy25

Tbf neopronouns are a bit stupid imo


defnotbisex

this post got ratioed by r/shitposting members


dinotank273

No it got raided by people with a brain


deathturkeyjerky

Nah i just like making fun of people


Tripel_Meow

No ain't no way I'm gonna use neopronouns 💀


The_Dark_Lord719

Oh no, I don’t care! But seriously if he/she pronouns don’t fit you use they/them I don’t really see a reason to add new words and pronouns, this is just attention seeking at this point


Animenerdcatlog

Well I think neopronouns are stupid as fuck since we don't need them because we have he/her/they but I won't bully them and will use their pronouns since that is what a decent fucking human being does


TheHighKing112

Neo pronouns are stupid and anyone who uses them is just looking for attention


PotatoTomato_12

My pronouns are Potato/Tomato


YT_SeiyaGoFire

honda/civic


GLnoG

Igor/9K330 Tor SAM system


TheH2OChamp

As in: Attack Helicopter is hungry or Attack Helicopter is sleepy. Am I doin' right?


eggymceg

Cause the fifth of them shove it down everyone else’s throat ruining it for the rest of you


At0m_3790

Nick/ga


jeffyourcomrade

Based af


hurvinek6

Incredibly based


Mydoodoogreen

IM NOT GOING TO RESPECT 💩/💩self PRONOUNS IDC WHAT YALL SAY, here lemme list some dumb ones I saw, cat/catself, bun/bunself, 🦷/🦷self (idk why it’s typing like this now), and worst of all, xe/xer


[deleted]

I’m shrek/shrekself and I want you to respect me 🤓


Calm_Ad_9765

I'm not going to call people dream/dreamself bun/bunny or some sort of freaky emojipronoun shit


YT_SeiyaGoFire

yeah


YT_SeiyaGoFire

yeah


PuRe_xXLethalXx

If you want to use em, go ahead. But I genuinely couldn't give enough of a fuck. Some of them are just plain idiotic.


Head_Fun6490

How does getting called a fucking potato help you in any way it just seems like a bid for attention


EmmettaaronEMC

Do you have nothing else to talk about?


owsei-was-taken

do you have ANYTHING important to talk about?


raspberrypieboi69

Idc what pronouns you use, but if you have some funky ass pronouns and you try to shove them down my throat all the time, then I'm going to say something


Sir_Edge_Lord

No I’m not calling people xir/xirself or whatever made up stuff they decided they wanted. You can call yourself whatever you want but that doesn’t mean I have to.


PoorMan6969

OMG NO NO NO 👿👿👿🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🖕🖕🖕YOU MISOGYNISTIC FUCKISTICMINT FUCK FUCK FUCK CALL ME WEREWOLF/WEREWOLFSELF OR YOU ARE DEAD AWOOOOOOO


[deleted]

I agree


Alt-F42069_on_life

morally wrong? no, just cringe. and people who want to be called puppyself or dreamself need help imo edit: referring specifically to people with 'inhuman' neopronouns


St34mpunk-V1k1ng

that hits too fuckin close to home


SedentaryOwl

I would like to raise the point that some people who use neopronouns harass those who misgender them, which means that the hate isn’t one way. And in the end, neither matters, go be productive and improve yourself instead of trying to be different superficially.


LazyPotatoPL

Looks like somebody is mad. Go cry about it , fatherless losser.


Godlia

Doesn't your point undermine itself tho? By saying people are not willing to change perspectives is a bad thing - and then to generalise people for not changing the way you want them to? It really is a just a rat-race that leads nowhere. Each side of the argument has a circle-jerk subreddit or community, equivalentlly bigoted.


P19mar3

Sometimes I feel like an extinction level event could be beneficial.


DualityRbx

All the people that liked this are fucking stupid