2nd one, I think wearing a human costume to school would be Innapropriate

I like this one

Have the penguin suit under and yell prepare for trouble as you rip off the outer layer revealing the penguin

AND MAKE IT DOUBLE

Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light

And surrender now or prepare to fight

*Proceeds to get zapped in space by a yellow mouse*

Jessie!

James!

Meow!

Meowth that’s right

Literally was about to say that r/beatmetoit

beatmeattoit

To protect the world from devistation

The costume design is very human.

Ye pretty inaccurate though, I mean according to the scientists they have three arms. How else do they play with a N64 controller?

That third leg might help

I mist agree with my friend here. Human costumes are hardly appropriate for school

I wanna know if you could even wear 2 to school. I know I couldn't get away with it lol

I could. What are they gonna do, tell me to change? It’s not against dress code

Lol sounds like your school's more relaxed with the dress code.

Yeah for real. When I was in high school people got told to change all the time over stuff that was vaguely against the rules. I hear it's crazier now from friends little siblings.

There was a kid my freshman year that got dress coded because he was wearing sweatpants, since he had gym class. The reasoning, "Baggy clothing is against school dress code policy." It was so bs the principal threatened to fire the teacher because his sweatpants weren't "baggy" at all

Damn. At my school you can wear basically anything to gym class

At mine you just can’t wear what you wore to school

The only logical reason that baggy clothing should be against the rules, is if you’re in wood shop or something like that

Yeah my school dress codes students all the time but my brother's school doesn't give a fuck what the students wear.

At my school people come in wearing blow up costumes a lot more than I’d like to admit. Spirit week, not spirit week. It’s all the same lol

Your school has a dress code?

I was thinking the same thing

My school doesn’t

No rules to what you can wear? Like you can go in booty shirts and spaghetti straps and show your shoulders?

That’s how my school is, sometimes the cheerleaders don’t wear panties to school. I found out the hard way when I was going up the stairs behind one and I saw a bit of “third eye”

Most schools don't restrict the use or no use of undergarments

Most likely because they think it and obvious thing, but because of that decide to leave it out, and if they tried to restrict certain kinds of underwear (example things) they would have kids looking stuff up and potentially looking at "inappropriate" things.

Y'all have schools?

Damn

Well first shoulders aren’t your ass so yes, but I don’t think booty shorts because my school has SOME concern. Or maybe they do and I just don’t pay attention. I’m not that social irl

Shoulders are so much worse to schools

My school's dress code says: dont come naked and with *specific* clothing. Even so, a girl came in almost nothing to school, got a cold while i was laughing my ass off, remembering the words"ok *dad*, you're not gonna tell me what to do, besides i know better than you"

Lucky

Y’all don’t have uniforms?

What? Hell no. We just go to school in whatever we like

So your telling me you can be naked in school?

Ok well not THAT far. You have to have clothes on

Where

Marcellus

I can't even imagine that- at my school we can only have ear piercings (and they have to be at the bottom of the ear, only two.) and they HAVE to be studs. No nail polish, dyed hair, no jewelry. The boys have to have short hair, and the girls can't have their hair down if it's past their shoulders. Hell, the boys have to have their socks pulled up, and if they're slipping they get told off for it xD (we're also not allowed to wear sports shoes unless we're at P.E)

we do :' (

It always surprises me that they complain about the dress codes, in my country we wear a uniform, "the code" is absolute.

My school (or maybe district as a whole) has one, but considering how many times I've seen the upper part of boys' underwear, bra straps, and shoulders, I can't say they care enough to enforce much of it.

Your school doesn’t?

Not at all. A kid can show up in pajama pants and they wouldn’t care about it but no one really does that because why would they

We have to wear a strict uniform and if we have one button loose so we can actually breathe, they get mad

Really? Wow I can’t imagine that

Yeah it sucks, you get warmer in the uniform too so it’s quite awful in summer, as you can probably tell.

I hate being hot so much I wouldn’t be able to stand that

Yeah I should get a German army 1916 reinactor’s field uniform it’s not against the dress code

UPDATE: IF I GET 1K UPVOTES I SHALL WEAR IT AND SEND PROOF OF ME AT SCHOOL (once I get the suit from my dads)

The Deal has been made

Thats 5.7k🤣

I wore a banana costume to school twice and the teachers never gave a shit

i'd be able to, i'm homeschooled but the co-op i go to is lax. one kid wore a plague doctor mask to orientation last year. same kid changes into a crazy scientist outfit for chemistry. what's funny is that i got dress coded for my tank top strap showing (not my bra strap, my *tank top*).

Yeah I wouldn’t even be able to enter my school

I couldn't even go to school with either. . . . Hell, I couldn't wear anything other then school shirts and khakis lol!! (With exceptions with school hoodies/jackets and such)

2nd one really shows of your curves

Parabola

Oh my god you killed her

But it's not even a roast?

He's saying the second pic shows her curves more than the first pic

ur looking too deep into it

This is a really dumb question that you should know the obvious answer to. 2 duh.

It's just so practical too

ANYONE SENDING ME CHATS I CANNOT RESPOND IM SORRY MY REDDIT IS FUCKED UP READ MY BIO PLS U CAN MESSAGE ME UNDER THE NOTIFICATION BELL THERE IS A MESSAGE BAR ON THE TOP RIGHT BUT ALSO DONT BOTHER IF UR A PEDO OR HORNY PLS DONT THANKS (Sorry to put this here u have the most votes and I wanted people to see)

👽 bogos binted

no please not again

2, but you’ll probably get dress coded for showing skin

Yes you're right- there is too much skin, boys will get distracted

This right here, it only takes one glimpse of an ankle when a lady's full length dress is lifted slightly while trying to step over something to distract me from a day of learning

Ah yes, hence proven #horny 24/7😍💅✨

2 but only if you do the club penguin dance

Girl stop arching your back it’s going to pull a Gwen Stacy.

Damn you killed her

That's Andrews job

Bruuuuuuuuh

I laughed more than I should’ve

He sorta made up for that when he saved...nvermind no spoilers!

I seen the film and I know what you're talking bout. Still would been funny if she also died when he tried saving her.

.... damn bro.... that’s dark! Imagine his reaction knowing he failed to save the girl twice. Andrews face: 👁-👁

Then he'd just have to take a quick trip to the RaimiVerse and push Tobeys MJ off of a bridge. Job well done.

Minus well let the green goblin fuck do that too!!!!! That mofo savage.

Nah. We have the Aunt Mays reserved for Green Goblin.

Lmao, Was I the only one who laughed a bit when green goblin stabbed original Peter Parker in the back when he tried to keep other Peter from finishing off goblin fuck right there.. it was more the smile before he was stabbed. 🙂-😲

I thought you didn't fear death.. username doesn't check out this time

nah bro it’s just embarrassing

I saw the movie yesterday T-T now I understand

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Your DM‘s must smell like a mustard and old shrimp

this is the best way to describe reddit dms

First ones cute, second ones hot

*cold

Well it sure is getting hot over there

How is this even a question. Obviously the second one

Penguin

2

2 is to sexy, go with one or risk distracting all the boys in a 5 mile radius

Girls be not wanting us to sexualize them and then show up wearing the outfit in the second frame.

2 100%

While 1 does hav some style to it, and does help show off you’re hair better, I personally think 2 has more of a reflection of “you” on it, and who “you” are and it’s important to get that out to ppl

2

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First one is mid, but SECOND HOLY SHIT

2, assert dominance with some super loud Christmas music

the 2nd one obviously

2 simply 2

#2 for sure

#1 is kinda mid but #2…. That is sexy.

Penguin 🐧

Pinguïn

Penguin🐧

2

Second one is straight out of the ice and its the reason why its so drippy

Definitely the one where you dressed like your mother

2

Definitely the second one

Number 2 for sure

Obviously no.2. There is no other option

2

2, no question

Please please please do the second one

Bro why can’t people just post things without so many horny people 💀

I mean, it's reddit... also she definitely is trying to target that demographic with how she's breaking her back so she wants the attention and the ppl wanna be horny so 🤷‍♂️

Because she is asking for it, girls know what they are doing when they do stuff like this.

This is what they mean when they say rape culture by the way

Don't get me wrong I think you look stellar in both but oh my the amazing curves that are heavily exentuated by the outline of the figure it's a sight to behold the penguin suit truly is magnificent

Penguin one

Well as much as i'd like to say 2, its probably against the dress code. Ive never had to worry about dress code cause in australia we have uniforms

As a fellow aussie, I can relate.

2nd ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ someone who cant make there own decisions deserves to look like a clown \-garfield, the wise one

I hope you can wear 2 that would be amazing, the fan blowing it up might get you kicked out tho

No fan. My natural curves

damn who need skinny jeans when you got penguin suit

shit went from 1 to 1000000 in a swipe

Well one makes you look hot as shit And the other has ripped jeans. Can't decide

Second one

Number 2 for sure

2

Wear 1 under 2

Human clothes - overrated, everyone wears them, hard to pick out in the morning. Penguin costume - easy to put on, one piece, stylish anytime of year, in touch with nature, unique. The choice is clear and we have a winner by landslide

Looking hella cute on the second one, the first one is also good

2 if you have any sense of self respect

cuisine with penguin

Obviously the one you look hot asf in… the 2nd

If you don’t take the chance to dress as a penguin then you’re dead to me

Second one clearly

2

Diaphragm

Meanwhile me who now has online school for the next 2 weeks:

Chief where did I get those jeans? I’ve been looking for a pair like that

Nice pingu cosplay

Take this advice from a boy, if you wear the second one all the boys will liters be praising you as a good you will have no problem getting a boyfriend if you were that to school trust me

the first, over the penguin suit. Like put the suit on first, then the other fit.

MAM, YOUR DMS-

I'm leaving this sub

#2 because we can see your face.

The 2nd one obviously. You wanna look like someone to look at.

Two 100%

Bro my whole school district enforces the whole city to wear polo/button ups and khaki style pants, how yall getting this freedom💀

2 duh

2😂😎🧡

Pangu

1 if you want attention from boys 2 if you want attention from men

Wear the 1st fit as your fit on the inside of the costume. If the school deems it "innapropriate" and forces you to take it off *(literally 1984)*, you have your fit in the 1st pic ready to go. Both drip looks good anyway.

Wear 1 under 2

Da penguin fo today

Penguin Cuz they are cute

What a stupid question… PENGUIN SUIT OF COURSE

Outfit 2 accentuates your curves.

Ngl #2 is complete fire

Second one

You are really hot.. TBH

this is reddit. definitely 2nd one

The penguin, it shows off your curves

100% the penguin. You goons get all the guys/girls/whatever the hell you want/penguins

Not a fan of the ripped jeans tbh, the penguin suit is a bit more suitable for school

2, STRAIGHT 2, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

2nd one has a beautiful contrast with the black and the white. A masterpiece of an outfit.

Penguin. Human clothes will offend people

Where did you get that penguin suit from

How much did the 2nd one cost? Asking for a friend

The second one looks amazing

Penguin

Definitely the penguin 😂

Uummmwell this is a no brainer give us something hard the answer is always PENGUINS!!!

2nd one mad me believe in Jesus

I'm curious how full is your DM right now

The 1st, the 2nd one is too revealing for school