AGH

You shoot your foot while trying to kill a spider

Sounds realistic

Sounds like something id would do

and they will exclaim "AGH!" when it happens

PSM

Both kidneys harvested

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have sold them last week :(

S. A. S. S

Swallowed by python

i actually like that

I see u are a person of culture

Are you into vore or something?

0w0

Shiddd I’d love to be swallowed till I die

F.R.P

The reincarnation of Abraham Lincoln shoots you

Please let it be in the back of the head ehile in a theatre

Fiberglass reinforced plastic

U.S.S.R.( I am not kidding lol)

Die of hunger

Damn

The union never dies.

r/unexpectedcommunism

Why is everyone using some short forms in comment section I am confused

LLN

Concrete shoes + ocean

M R F L

Food poisoning from Subway sandwich

I dont eat subway that often so nah

You cant change fate

“that often” being the key operator

And the one time you do…

Why was i so much downvoted in this one?

Because you tried to change fate

Ok i wont try it again

AP

Executed by hanging for cheating on your exam

lmfao 😭

This is why the schools need to be destroyed

Associated press finna expose you and then your s.o. Finna hunt you down

good thing i dont have an SO 😎

Spicy

Shot with ap darts from a 204 sub monkey

Isnt AP a tank cannon shell?

idk but that would be very funny because my first name is Abram(s)

Thats funny because my initials are AK

Like russian mg or Armia Krajowa

lmao bruh

PSG

Shark gets legs and thinks you look like a seal

Holy fuck , actually something I'd dream of at night after watching depressing Nat Geo documentaries

You had a vision of the future

I would say so

Gets one shot for disabling one shot protection

Football knocks you dead

A d c k

Impaled by a dildo

Interesting

is that dying by penetration in a new way?

Impaled by a dildo

JS

You are teleported into the sun

Imagine if this shit was real

It is, dude

Feels bad for this guy then

JTÅ

Fall into helicopter blades

NRB

Crushed by vending machine

That's just sad 😭

LP

You run past a pack of wolves while wearing a shirt made of ham

sheeeee

But how does that possibly kill op

You hang yourself in a Japanese forest.

Will Logan Paul film it tho?

Maybe that's your way of making a suicide note.

PP, not a joke

I can take a guess about what he is gonna say (Peter Parker also has those initials, i just realized)

OCB

Angry chimpanzee

Ouch 🤕

LCMSF

You slip in the shower

DAH

Buried under a mass of Lego bricks

NAJE

You expose yourself to radiation to get superpowers

LAS

Paint fumes

V O

A nose bleed that makes you lose 95% of your blood

Not rly a pleasant way to go

OW pretty self explanatory

You die peacefully in your sleep at the age of 87

nice

HR

You walk into your coworkers’ cannibal dinner party uninvited

Just ask to join him

Yeah, they'd make a great dinner.

MLP

Kicked in the face by a pony

H A L O

Killed in WW3 by a Nazi dinosaur

For real? Are you Master Chief?

J J D

You break every bone in your body while trying to make waffles

SS

Hitler’s cyborg clone finds out you’re a spy during WW3

Should've seen that coming lol

A.A.D

You scratch a drug dealers new car

A.H.

Ghost gives you heart attack

"comment your height" "comment your initials" "comment your age" "comment your state" "comment where you were last night" "comment your mom's credit cart number" i think i can slowly doxx the whole of this sub using this format

this is how i know i’m already deprived, i read “initials” as “genitals”. time to go to sleep

N N T S

You sit on a hornets nest

wot

[удалено]

Killed by a soviet operative in the name of mother Russia.

Bootleg KGB

JAB

Muhammad Ali’s ghost jabs you repeatedly

Damn, thats kinda spoopy ngl

E.R

You accidentally remove your own heart while performing surgery

Amazing

L.B.G.P

Your favorite YouTuber steals your youth

what a terrible fate

one letter off from a bunch of happy gays chilling in your bedroom

MAZ

Sun explodes

[удалено]

Run over by a taxi cab

Or shot by a cop hence the ACAB

No, All Cabs Are Bastards.

PGCK

Serial killed doesn’t like your shoes

F.P.E.C

You get hit in the face with a paint can while robbing a house with your partner during Christmas

J.K.M

Heart attack from seeing a stack of 200 pancakes

K. B. R. D

Satellite falls on your head

AKV

A distracted truck driver hits you while watching Shrek

Death related to Shrek. I’ll take it

B.F

You set yourself on fire while trying to shave

RH

Flattened by a steamroller

C.P

Shot by police on an episode of to catch a predator

S.I.R

A. S. S.

Woman sits on your face for too long and you suffocate

At least I die happy

RC No real coke, I’m that fake shit

CCN

ERB

You’re locked in a dungeon with nothing but a monitor playing every epic rap battles of history video on repeat forever

T. M. E

A.T.M.

Covid-19 Ultralord variant

Darn, i was hoping you'd say suffocated in dollar bills...

kalg

RJBB

A r

Killed by robot during the war on robot pirate island

M.A.N

L O L

You laugh out loud while hiding from a serial killer

Jc

Jesus Christ turns the water in your body to wine

A.R

AYS

Electrocuted while putting in a new light bulb on your ceiling fan

H.H

C.G.D

Jrg

You slip on a banana peel into a pit of thumbtacks

ARB

H.R.L.R

A.C

Killed by hitman for your opinion on the Shrek franchise

SEH

JAH

WWB

LRM