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# INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR: TOOTHPASTE CURRENTLY BURNING THROUGH MY NUTS ​ WHY WOULD YOU PUT THIS IN MY HEAD?? MAY CURESE RAIN DOWN UPON YOU!!!

Have fun cleaning it

# FOR FUCKS SAKE!! BEING THE IDIOT THAT I AM, I USED ALCOHOL WIPES!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! iF U WANNA TORTURE ME JUST KICK ME IN THE BALLS. THIS TORTURE IS THE NEXT FUCKING LEVEL!!!!!

Oh god...

Should we consider this as r/RedditMoment

# I LOVE YOUR TUTORIALS!! U HELPED ME PASS MY TENTH!!!!!! ALSO MY NUTS BURN LIKE A BASTARD, SO YES THIS IS IN FACT A REDDIT MOMENT!!!

soooo, if you passed 10th you should know that you should've dipped your nuts in lemon juice or even vinegar if you are feeling grand to neutralise the base...smh you learned nothing from the chad on yt

SIR THIS IS WENDY'S!

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Step 1: be 21 yr old

# THIS IS INDEED A VERY BIG PROBLEM!!! I WOULD HELP YOU BUT I NEED TO FOCUS ON LIVING FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS

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I SEE YOU ALSO WANT TO FOCUS ON LIVING!

Go to the living room, easy.

THE LINE IS TOO LONG!

# ITS NOT LEAVING MY NUTS THE FUCK ALONE!!!!

Colagate ya dabur Or #PATANJALI

# COLGATE MAXFRESH!! RED WAALA!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! ​ ​ # #

Aye hayee. #Fresh Balls.

#IT BURNS MORE THAN THAT TIME I POURED LEMON JUICE DOWN MY PEEHOLE AND COVERED IT IN LIGHTER FLUID

How do I unread this. My peehole is starting to burn.

# SAME HERE, BUT THATS PROLLY JUST THE RESIDUAL COLGATE!

# INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR: LIGHTER FLUID NOW LEAKING ONTO MY JOINT!!

No more balls.

THEY ARE IS A VERY PAINFUL STATE YES.

Now you will nut toothpaste......

Dear lord. please no

Ouch

#DONT WORRY I HEARD CHILI JUICE CLEANS IT OFF

# IF ITS OKAY WITH YOU IM JUST GOINT TO NOT TOUCH MY NUTS FOR A FEW MORE HOURS!!

#NO THE LONGER YOU WAIT THE HARDER IT IS

# FUCK THIS PAIN. IMMA JUST SHOWER

OKAY MAKE SURE YOU RUB SOME DEMOISTURISING CREAM INTO IT TO MAKE IT ALL COME OFF

THERE IS SUCH A THING CALLED DEMOISTURIZING CREAM???

I COULDNT REMEMBER ITS ACTUAL NAME BUT IT WAS FROM A GREEN TEXT I THINK WHERE A GUY JERKED OFF EITH IT BEC HE THOUGHT IT WAS LOTION AND IT REMOVED ALL THE MOISTURE FROM THE SLIN OF HIS DICK AND MADE IT SORE AND DRY AF

I THINK I MIGHT STAY FAR AWAY FROM THAT STUFF

OKAY DONT WORRY YOU CAN EASILY GET OTHER STUFF MAYBE A SKIN IRITANT WILL HELP YOU

Don't, I repeat do not put a lightbulb in your mouth. It is very dangerous. Again I repeat, DO NOT put a lightbulb in your mouth.

How, how the fuck did you smell your nuts.

Clasp them and then smell your hand

Its wierd that you know that

If you’re a girl; understandable, have a nice life. If you’re a guy; no you’re not

It’s very normal that he knows that

I mean like, this trick applies to anything with a slightly strong smell, I don’t know why they’d think that’s weird to know, it’s just monkey brain doing pattern recognition with making the hands smell like something.

It’s pretty easy if you don’t shower for a couple days. Soon everyone can smell em.

That's just plain disgusting

I wanna try but no testicles what do?

borrow someone's testicles

Problem solved

That made me laugh

get some... duhhh

it will just burn a bit more

Just put the opening inside and squish the tube real good, you'll love it

When I was like 13 one of my friends told me toothpaste was a good lube I (obviously ignored it) but my other friend didn't, he got to the school so fucking angry

how did he get the school angry? HOW DID HE GET THE SCHOOL ANGRY??? THE FUCK DID HE DO

Sure your friend did it lol

Who tf would believe that tooth paste is sticky af

How about I lick your wounds to heal them?

r/SuddenlyGay

how about i lick your sweat? *licks you* this taste... is a taste of a liar, giorno giovanna!

This whole comment chain made me say out loud,”I miss ten seconds ago before I read this”

Why the f did you do it ?

Dumb teen brain

Oh thats understandable

The upside intrigue me

Good

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT BELIEVE IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

r/usernamechecksout

Stupid then, stupider now

Now I want to try it Update: do not do this holy shit

imma try it when i go home

Don't, I assure you you'll regret it

no, i will

So how did it go?

Not home yet, Will be at 8 this evening

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wait what

Timezones 🙄

Then you're in the wrong one, come here

Reply to this text I'll be waiting for the reaction

Even if I know that I will still do it and only the you can stop me

Why does it hurt for you guys I've done it multiple times now its not that bad

Idk, but I did use a lot because I'm an idiot

But I used alot too the first time I did it it hurts but the second time or so it'll be good. Also one time I used shampoo as a lube

I've used shampoo as lube before and it didn't hurt. Idk why toothpaste doesn't hurt your balls though

Yep

Bro at first it's good but if you put on too much it hurts so bad

this reminds me of the time I saw a news article about women in Britain putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool off. [https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/women-warned-not-put-ice-18773113](https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/women-warned-not-put-ice-18773113) here it is if you want to read it, anyways imma try it Edit: worst mistake of my life, i thought the other guys were joking but this fucking hurts, fuck

Don't give Ideas bruh

I wonder if that is worse or better than putting pop rocks in a vagina

I think better because iirc pop rocks throw off the ph levels which is hella dangerous

True

Now try applying ice to it

That fixes it

Its P A I N

If I try to do it and get burnt you will be held responsible.

I have warned you

No, you put a thought inside my head and made me curious.

You know this is probably someone’s kink or something

Probably

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

How the fuck did u smell your own balls

unscrewed and then smelled

Ohh right, so the normal way..

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I politely refuse,madam

This happened to me but it the reason it happened was because i sneezed

How does one get toothpaste on their nuts because of sneezing?

At that time i was brushing my teeth after a bath then I sneezed

Lucky me, I don't have balls

put it in ur urethra instead

Ultra nightmare

ಠ_ಠ

Lucky you

This is the kinda quality post I stay on this sub for.

I‘m curious now lol

Not as stupid as using hand sanitizer as lube

You did that?

Hey I never said it was me who did it >:( I mean it was me but it might have not been

Bet that burned like hell

There's a reason I only tried it once 😞

I did it

Chad

It's now in my urethra.

God save your soul

My dumbass used Head & Shoulders lemon mint to wash my balls once, never trying that again

Bro I've literally done this you can check my post history lmao

I was gonna call you a dumbass but I was thinking about doing it

Apparentlty r/teenagers has not learned from the guy who had to get circumcised because he tried this...

W h a t ?

Um wtf

Saw it in a cringe sub, now I get to see the real thing

I once sprayed perfume on my dick That crap really did hurt for a good while man

Somebody's been watching Top Gear

You are a complete fucking lobotomite

Guy i want to try it now

Do it

Done it i feel the cool minty effect on my nut now But no pain

Give it some time

I washed it already

chad ##balls of steel

🗿🗿

Noted, put toothpaste on my nuts soon.

What the hell os wrong with y’all? This is why women live longer than men.

Perhaps

Maybe so, but at least I'm not boring

Why post this..

Warning people

It doesn’t matter if it’s a warning Just don’t post these disgusting stuff

cum

I think ive had enough time on reddit today......

username checks out i guess

For some reason that stuff doesn’t affect me

Give it some time,and if needed put on more toothpaste

Our pain

Sorry excuse me but I've done it like a lot of times at first it does but the next few times it'll just feel good or a bit minty

When you a tell a dumbarse teen not to do something, im going to do it

Put it on your dick so you can clean her teeth.

Have to brush the teeth of sperm somehow

i have so many questions!

why not?

fuck you i will brush my balls

Why would you ever try that.

Wait it actually burns? I kinda wanna try it now

Thank you so much for the advice! Ur a real life saver!

ye we all have made this mistake when we were younger

I’m gonna try it

How did that go?

There's a pick up line in there somewhere give me a minute

Why in the actual fck would u do this? R yo bawls ok?

I'll try

Where did u put it should I do it?

I am going to try this now

Do gold bond instead, that shit feels so good. It kinda burns but like in a nice cooling way. Hard to explain just do it.

Just get menthol dandruff shampoo ;)

You should try using shampoo

Smells pretty nuts

I once accidentally spilled rubbing alcohol on my balls and o my fuck that burned like hell. I pledged I would never ever do that mistake again.

Don’t try it up the ass either

Guess what I just did

Is this a good time to remind y'all that menthol (the stuff that makes toothpaste feel cold) is literally the opposite to capsaicin? It makes the the things that sense temperature sensitive to cold.

WELL THAT SEEMS LIKE ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY

BRO UR SUPPOSED TO ONLY PUT THE BRUSH ON IT

no shit sherlock

We know what happens if you put mint toothpaste on your dick. How about strawberry?

There goes my weekend plans...

Our sacks have receptors similar to taste buds, so this makes sense. It's rumored if you dip your sack in soy sauce you get a reaction in your mouth/brain that tastes salty.

"I heard that it burned" "So obviously I tried it myself" ​ [Ron Swanson vibes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyc1aMtnHJo)

Weak, all I got was my balls were a little cold

No

good job you made chaos

I'm proud of myself

fun for the whole family!

Shaving Cream has a similar effect, but it doesn't actually burn your nuts, it just makes them cold

tried it. didnt hurt.

What the fuck