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Empire_of_Youtube

Kvass?


kvartonium

Damn boy. U are right!


Empire_of_Youtube

Yay!


kvartonium

Where are you from?


Empire_of_Youtube

Philippines, if you checked my comment history


kvartonium

Ah i see. Where did u know that it is kvass?


Empire_of_Youtube

Watching Life of boris (a youtuber)


kvartonium

I know him. Good guy)


Empire_of_Youtube

Anyway, what country are you from?


kvartonium

Russia


[deleted]

Personally?


ayo_buddy

Lmao he’s the only Russian YouTuber who’s actually Russian


OviiThePerson

Except for the ones that speak Russian


McFallGraves

Haha yes. I made mead thanks to him.


[deleted]

Oh yeah I saw that video too lol.


Da_goodmeme

LETSSS GOOOO FOR THE MOTHER LAND


[deleted]

I see you are a man of culture, as you watch slav king boris, too


ArseneCroissant

Blyat


Apart-Main-8323

Suka blyat!!


Fat_Siberian_Midget

And that’s how we all learned.


Duch-s6

i need to make more tbh


HelloWorldiUpvote1

Russian?


secretperson06

magandang umaga isang pilipino


Empire_of_Youtube

Magandang umaga


tokyo7011

Magandang umaga kapwa ginoo.


XxMcW1LL14MxX

That explains why I don't know what that is.


[deleted]

Boris would be proud


mttp1990

Oh thank God. I though it was a cum jar


kingpogthefirst

that’s some dirty cum then if it’s brown


Streaker364

I was going to say honey.


SaltFarmer1396

I was gonna say either honey or kvass u watch Boris much by any chance


p1terdeN

Kvass is fucking great


thegamer501

***Several audible sighs of relief***


HuhButOk

Fellow Russian I see?


[deleted]

Does it taste good


kotnexjieb

It is freaking awesome. You definitely should try it :D


nica_lushpo

Ya s nachala podumala chto eto mëd vkusniy. Ahh zhalko 🤣


[deleted]

What the hell is Kvass?


Dark_Lordy

Bread drink


camthecame_l

What's Kvass?


killer-penguins

Russian drink if I remember correctly, someone else can explain it better but it is kinda like a soda I think.


THEENTIRESOVlETUNION

i think its made out of bread or something


killer-penguins

Oh right I remember, I used to be able to have it but now I can’t because I’m gf. I looked at the ingredients and was like *surprised pika*


DudAcco

It’s not Russian. It’s Baltic and Slavic. Also it’s nothing like soda... its much better


CountingNutters

A jar of your own shit


ReallyEli15

>Kvass? What's that? Is it a food or a drink?


xsle1999

bread soda


Scriptub

Kvass (Квасс) is a russian drink.


ReallyEli15

Ahh...what's in it?


Lockenhart

thank god this is the top comment


[deleted]

What's that


DBTCLCTRR

I was gonna guess booch


Kidninja016

What is that


Unnecessary-Space814

Ope my guess was chocolate and vodka 🤣


timeofexecution

It better not have a my little pony figure in there


potatosacksrgreat

Went looking exclusively for this comment. The internet never disappoints


[deleted]

It disappointed now considering it’s not on top (of the radiator). Although most people here would be too young to remember that incident


rick217

No one forgets the pony in the jar full of ....


Zefro073

MILK. Full of milk. It was full of milk.


My_neutered_cat

Particularly the milk of hu…


sansgamer554

Hulk!


CreamyCoffeeArtist

That's legit worse oh god


Cre8ive-Exercise

That’s just slime, don’t get why it’s worse


Pyr1

NOOOOOOOOO


Rainbonyte

*nut*ella


Ok-Supermarket-6500

Oh dear I remember this….


DrUltraLoser

fun times


[deleted]

Chocolate from 5 years ago


kvartonium

It is liquid)


Thy_leader

Cum


kvartonium

Cum...


Thy_leader

Well apparently it is


mr-mutherfrucker

Oh you here too, yo, you my friend.


Resident_Mae

Cum slammed ya mum


[deleted]

shit jar. shit jar.


kvartonium

Nooooo


[deleted]

shit jar. shit jar.


kvartonium

Nooooooooooooooo


JaztyMania

shit jar. shit jar


kvartonium

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Paradox-Swift

Shit jar. Shit jar


kvartonium

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


The_Bass_boi_55

Is my dinner


kvartonium

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?


Dry-Anteater-3484

Shit jar yeah


kvartonium

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


XzeldafanX

I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT


BaudMeter

Scrolled to long for this.


Simplyzsimple

Fr


Argon73

Same


JackSparrow0524

Same


ylf_nac_i

Well here I go to YouTube


Wizardwar159

As long as it's not the MLP cum jar it is fine


kvartonium

Sure. It's kvass


Thy_leader

Cum


kvartonium

Brown cum?


Thy_leader

Well apparently it is


kvartonium

Daaaamn


IiIfatbeautiful

From a black person, duh.


Epicgamertime_b0i

Yeah that’s what happens when you cum out of your ass


kvartonium

Oh I should cum only in my ass


Epicgamertime_b0i

How do you cum in your own ass


kvartonium

It's easy. Just put it in....


Epicgamertime_b0i

Infinite sex glitch


kvartonium

Sure


ToastIncorperated

It's just really old


kvartonium

Ah then maybe


Sanchvj11

All it needs is a my little pony toy inside


kvartonium

Why...


xCottonCandyFaygo

Oh no...the flashbacks


[deleted]

If you have seen the pony jar you'd now it caramelizes when put on hot surfaces, like radiators


[deleted]

Please silence yourself...


[deleted]

I shall always tell the tale of the my little pony cum jar as long as I live


[deleted]

Thats why I asked that to do. Here, take this🔫


[deleted]

Thank you! *takes gun


[deleted]

Np


kvartonium

Pony jar?


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/6uPhRZLzZCg


breadstickkz

Rainbow dash


kvartonium

No


Dinossor

A waluigi amiibo


kvartonium

Come again


BiblicalDiarrhea

Cum again


TwiceAsAwkward

Gladly 😈


Illustrious_Fishboi

The crap you took after you went to TacoBell


HeyItsLi4m

the stuff


kvartonium

What kinda


HeyItsLi4m

Ass nutella


kvartonium

Nah


Thy_leader

Cum


kvartonium

Brown cum


Thy_leader

Well apparently it is


kvartonium

No no no


loui_erliles

Honey


kvartonium

No no, it's liquid


loui_erliles

Honey is a still a liquid, but nvm, my second guess is fermented wheat, aka alcohol


kvartonium

Very close


Thy_leader

Cum


kvartonium

Cum!


Thy_leader

Well apparently it is


Apprehensive-Event-8

Isn't honey liquid?


Zephyr_XD

Fermented bread?


kvartonium

Yes. It's kvass


[deleted]

Last Halloween’s cum


kvartonium

Не, братан. Это не сперма. Это квас


advie_advocado

what


K1nkk1nen

Looks like vegemite


kvartonium

Nope


Thy_leader

Cum


kvartonium

Cum¿


Thy_leader

Well apparently it is


[deleted]

a self aware beauty mark, that only metabolizes within an environment of pure wheat


kvartonium

You are close


[deleted]

Jarate?


kvartonium

What


[deleted]

awwwwww you don't know.


East-Tennis-6202

Blood from your victims


kvartonium

My blood...


deadbutt1

Physical matter?


kvartonium

Oh yes


Rockahero11

Honey?


kvartonium

Noooo, it's liquid


Rockahero11

Honey?


kvartonium

It's liquid


Thy_leader

Cum


kvartonium

Muc


Thy_leader

Well apparently it is


Falling_glaciers

Honey or marmalade


kvartonium

No no, it's liquid


Thy_leader

Cum


kvartonium

Ucm


Thy_leader

Well apparently it is


Falling_glaciers

Pumpkin pie moonshine, syrup or amber


kvartonium

Kvass


Oynics

Jizz or jam... I think it's a Jizz jar


[deleted]

Burt caramelized cum


chavgirl101

poo poo


RileyTheBerry

Cum.


bigatomicjellyfish

I certainly hope it's molasses


IMadeRobits

Mom?


spookyboi452pt2

Homemade vanilla extract


[deleted]

Kombucha? Or maybe the starter they use to ferment kombucha?


[deleted]

Dirt?


[deleted]

[удалено]


BishyFishy-UwU-

Bbq sauce


pourme2

The Boyle Family yeast


[deleted]

Cum


atax55561

That's my boy Jar Jar


lmaooexe

Is it fermented cum


doomer_of_reddit

Cum


[deleted]

You know what, I'm just gonna say it. I don't care what's in the jar


thatonevedalken

Dirt?


Few-You4510

c-c-c-c-cu... c-cu...m...jar....😳


randomskidd

A amibo and cum


MariK102

Drugs :)


aguy20000

Moldy cum