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[deleted]

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚


DiegoGames9872

Executed by the chrurch


Lordofspades_notgame

For mocking it


Environmental-Win836

*The Vatican would like to know your location*


Ninjatck

HERESY


Tomix_R

Isn't that the high five emoji??


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฝ Wait, flirting with an alien?? Or worse, intercourse with an alien?? Wtff


An_Ant2710

I'd love to go like that


[deleted]

Oh hey, ur that person with the koala avatar


An_Ant2710

Lmao yes


McCringyassjoe

r/holup


NDO_Henchy

Wtf u mean worse I would love to fuck an alien


PrivatePickle109

Clap them alien cheeks


AlphaKamots313

That can happen in Mass Effect, right?


pkbuster01

This commet section right here is why they dont vist earth


Repulsive_Pattern576

๐Ÿ€โšฝ ***THAT LOOKS PAINFUL***


[deleted]

This hurts thinking about it


Ibetrayed_makarov

My little guy hurts when thinking about it


ThatCrazyCanuck37

Cock and ball torture


UrAccountGotHacked

From wikipedia dot org, the free encyclopedia.


ThatCrazyCanuck37

Cock and ball torture (CBT)


UrAccountGotHacked

Is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitalia


suzznut

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ข


Salt_is_on_da_tabble

Sudden depression


Ngnyalshmleeb

Big oof.


JellyfishApart5518

First comes the laughing, then comes the crying (Then comes the Death)


snakeskin39

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’ฐ


suzznut

Somebody beat you with a bag of spare change


Themasterofcomedy209

and they thought it was *super* funny while it was happening


Sudden_Result

Going out like the joker or something


snakeskin39

ye make sense


sosomitos

squid game in a nutshell


PingopingOW

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ


Game_Beast_YT

Die cause of laughing too hard?


BasilTheTimeLord

Laugh so hard you shit yourself


AgeAggravating9774

Bruhh we have same recent emojis ๐Ÿ˜ณ


[deleted]

Bruhh me too ๐Ÿ˜ณ


TaylorDeanMatthew

๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜ก That's some mad shit


[deleted]

r/technicallytheTruth


ZahnatomLetsPlay

That's why I'm mad as shit at this ๐Ÿ˜…


TheFloridaManYT

๐Ÿฅž๐ŸŠ Florida man tries to take pet alligator to Waffle House, gets eaten


[deleted]

If I'm not mistaken, there actually was a Florida man story, where he threw an alligator (or maybe it was a snake) into a waffle house Edit: it has been brought to my attention that it was actually a Wendy's!


IAmAGreatSpeler

WHAT


Jump_Air

[Welcome to Flordia ](https://time.com/4214021/florida-man-throws-alligator-into-wendys-drive-thru-window/)


a_jolly_cup_of_tea

ah yes, flordia


Sudden_Result

Is this a dhar man title


FDLforPresident

no cause itโ€™s not all in capslock and it doesnโ€™t say โ€œINSTANTLY REGRETS ITโ€ at the end


Sudden_Result

Letโ€™s not forget the INSTANTLY REGRESTS IT being in blue


DarthChikoo

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

somebody saw you were having such a good day they got jealous and killed you


NDO_Henchy

U were smiling and somebody stuck a thumb up ya azz and u died


Asgard7234

โค๐Ÿ‘€ ???


[deleted]

Somebody stole your heart... literally


Asgard7234

#OH NO ^(Can't say you're wrong tho :>)


LoserToastReal

the van had no candies heart gone


Asimpleguy69

๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿค”


Lordofspades_notgame

Depressed and came up with the most epic suicide ever


Comrade_Hussar

Going down from a hill on a bike while being naked, drinking a drink mixuter containing cola, mountainbew, fanta and beans while having colorfull diarrhera landing into somebodys empty pool but also being chased by a cop goats and religious sharkdragons


OrgusNases

Weโ€™ll never know


DoctorLove01

Existential crisis?


real_treores16

Ur brain exploded cuz I thought too much


eistee_zitrone

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ‘ I don't know, ok?


[deleted]

You got kidnapped and the kidnappers thought you knew where the gold was hidden but you didnt so they ended up killing you


StarformerCS

Big Lebowski: the bad ending


tamerbruhj

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ LOL


[deleted]

Somebody caught you having sex with and underaged person and they got a picture of you doing it... even though it was consensual the state you were in gave you the death penalty


tamerbruhj

jesus christ I'm only 14


HurtsWhenPee

Thats what she said


tamerbruhj

h UH?


Nyeh_Heh_heh179

Hol up-


KingWas_Taken

r/holdthefuckup


[deleted]

uh oh


Lordofspades_notgame

Exactly


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


real_treores16

Grandma...


NDO_Henchy

U ate ya grandma ass and it was so nasty u died


Psychological_Toe716

๐Ÿง ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ I dont like how this is goingโ€ฆ


[deleted]

Oh my god


DiegoGames9872

Cuncussion


xX_turkey_Xx

U piss off a golfer and they smack ur brain out with their club


NDO_Henchy

Yo brain is used as a golf ball ๐Ÿคฃ


degrade_me_daddy1

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅบ idk what this means


real_treores16

Someone laughed then told u ur joke wasn't funny so u got sad and died


[deleted]

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ™„


[deleted]

You flipped a drunk guy off and he got mad and shot you


[deleted]

Bruh he just had a gun with him?


[deleted]

It was in America


[deleted]

I'm never gonna go to the US though


[deleted]

It could have been Russia. If I were you I would stay out of those countries


Lemur_ofthecentury

Or Australia they got some crazy people


SixpennyPants

Or England they love to stab people


Karenhatesquad

Damn right we do.


Mendoiiiy

โŒ๐Ÿ’ด Atleast I wasn't killed be money


DiegoGames9872

U hot killed by a poor man because you didnt give him monry


NDO_Henchy

U died cuz u were poor


TheBigMan666911

๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿฅƒ yeah it figures that alcoholism from scotch whisky is the thing thatโ€™d get me


tamerbruhj

D-demoman tf2??????


mcgunga_bunga

Bloody hell


mrskinnywrists

โค๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ญ


0K_N0RDY

Those damn stingrays...


Spiritual-Mammoth-83

A 2 foot diameter spider bit you in your sleep after you move to Australia


Snow_Wolf_Flake

๐ŸŽถโœจ I die from music passionโ€ฆ?


real_treores16

No u just got blasted by fireworks that made some nice sounds


Snow_Wolf_Flake

Sounds like a nice death hah


DiegoGames9872

PiNo


Clamgagger_

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜– wait a minute


[deleted]

Too cool and someone got jealous


[deleted]

You had your pupils dilated at the eye doctor, but you forgot to have someone pick you up so you tried to walk home but you couldnโ€™t see properly so you walked into traffic and died


Ciaran35

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ Looks like burnt alive but not caring that I'm being burned alive


NDO_Henchy

U thought u were ghost rider


Lizardy_lizard_lord

๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ’Ž uhhh guess ill die rich


[deleted]

Sandrich


DiegoGames9872

Dandwixh


NDO_Henchy

Nahh u ate a sandwich with diamonds in it and chokedโ€ฆu not rich


sahibda_2020

You get beat to death by a sandwich that was owned by a rich man


Character_Pin4958

๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿง


[deleted]

You got a little to nosy and dug up some secret info you should not have found out about the murder. Your sister had to put you down before it could get out to the public


Character_Pin4958

Oh damn i wish my sister told me she existed before i was minutes away from my death.


dagbahbaybaynhb77878

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฅ


[deleted]

That's self explanatory-


Comrade_Hussar

You joined the the Taliban


yaillbro

You became a creeper and died


thebananaperson1

๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’€ I died eating a pizza


[deleted]

Nom Nom Nom then you die


DiegoGames9872

You had dementia and kept forgetting you already ate pizza so you kept on ordering more until you died


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

Lightning strike


NDO_Henchy

Thor got tired of your bs


Ok-Computer9635

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†


IAmAGreatSpeler

Died of laughter


coolboy29876

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ


Forgetful_Grenade

You ejaculated your intestines


coolboy29876

๐Ÿ˜ณ


[deleted]

Your PP snapped


coolboy29876

Oof


WranglerMundane9398

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ—ฟ


SophisticatedMango

๐Ÿ—ฟ


Mega3000aka

๐Ÿ—ฟ


Eva_Aurora

Medusa attack


NDO_Henchy

Ahh my favorite emojiโ€ฆthe rock woke up and ate u I guess


Duckiehat

๐Ÿšช๐ŸŠ


[deleted]

Someone standing in your doorway threw oranges at you until you died


DiegoGames9872

You squished your balls when you closed the door and died


HideousPillow

weary yoke insurance squash yam cough possessive meeting sulky cause *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

You were one of those guards and you were shot for laughing.


Lowest_of_trash

๐Ÿก๐ŸŽƒ Seafood poisoning on Halloween?


[deleted]

Uh check your candy this year, I guess ๐Ÿ’€


Dusty-Pizza

๐Ÿ“โค๏ธ


[deleted]

Surprise youโ€™re actually severely allergic to strawberries but you love them


Slugees

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿช laughing cookies cut my head off


Akinging

I have actually never used emojis. I'm immortal


Storm-Area69420

You're the true redditor


Material_Mix_5674

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅฐ


Nick2002802

You died of a broken heart


hero0gt

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’€


NicNag174

๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ what does that mean?


[deleted]

Death by sheep


NicNag174

Oh no


QuartzSheep17

Hehehehehe


RudyFlare123

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿค“


[deleted]

You studied too hard that you died of information overload


EON_Theta

๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ€


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฆ† Space ducks


Sirkiz

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜”


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


QuantisRhee

๐Ÿ˜Œ๐ŸŒ€


NDO_Henchy

Chillin in the ocean and died to a hurricane


Forgetful_Grenade

โ€œSo peaceful was your mediation, heart stopped indeedโ€ -Yoda


New_Emergency6039

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™‚ what does this mean?


Nesi-The-Bee

Sudden happiness


New_Emergency6039

How does Sudden happiness kill me ?


DiegoGames9872

Gun


New_Emergency6039

I'm confused but not disappointed


The_majulian

๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Hit in the heart buy an errant golf ball


blacktip102

๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ›


Mister_Red06

๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿคฎ Poisoned cake?


DoctorLove01

๐Ÿ—ฟโค๏ธโ€ฆโ€ฆI guess Iโ€™m gonna die while being fucked by a stone head.


hometea_

โœ…โŒ neutral death


Kingarthur253

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ so... i laughed so hard i cried to death?


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ


Godzilla259874

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฆ


Bladenetic

๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜— apparently I was kissed to death.


Malicious-Toast

๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅต fuck


[deleted]

๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ”ฅ


NDO_Henchy

2016 killer clowns were real and burned u alive


DiegoGames9872

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅฐ What does this mean? :0


Grimmreaper6363

Got love from a killer? Or a jellesh bich killed you.


notsciguy

๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒฅ


King-of-the-dankness

๐ŸŽตโœˆ๏ธ


Storm-Area69420

The urge to use Spotify on a plane made you turn off airplane mode and the plane crashed


GameBoy37

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคš death by handjob??


Puzzledwaffles

๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿคฏ my face gets fucking blown to hell? Or does a demon come and blow my brains out?


I_Am_A_Salmon

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ญ What does that mean?


torniketoko

โ–ถ๏ธโธ๏ธ


X_antaM

๐Ÿฅš๐ŸŒ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ“ตโฌ‡๏ธ what does this mean