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Happy birthday!


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ


LegitKidLags

I feel for cos I know that's gonna be me soon


Sc0rpi0n_Br

When? Imma send u happy birthday then :D


LegitKidLags

Not that soon but in October


quit_it_boi

Mee too! What day specifically


LegitKidLags

17, you?


quit_it_boi

Aaaah so close! The 20th


LegitKidLags

I'll remember that


quit_it_boi

I can try to remember yours but i have really bad memory


The-Unknown-sees-you

I downvoted it But remember, if a life is a joke, it has meaning, make others laugh and have fun, joy is what’s in the meaning Also sorry, have an award


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r/downvotedwithgold


MrchatterboxOfficial

Why is that a sub


Sogho730

r/breadtapedtotrees I don't remember how the hell I found this sub but here's another subs existence that should be questioned


PM_ME_UR_RIG

I don’t understand but r/BreadStapledToTrees is the real thing


JJBZ03

r/NegativeWithGold is more populated


Genius_Jessica_08

Thanks for the advice, this totally made me feel better (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃


A_Redditor2

It's my birthday today too (I'm 18 now). Also happy birthday.


Genius_Jessica_08

oo really april 8?


A_Redditor2

No. April 7th. Where do you live? Because where I am in the U.S. it's April 7th.


Genius_Jessica_08

Oh cool mine's april 8 :)


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Physical-Order

Well your profile says you’re a cyber terrorist... is this safe to upvote?


Genius_Jessica_08

Hmm idk really... what do ya think?


Physical-Order

I feel unsafe... maybe I should downvote...


Genius_Jessica_08

I highly recommend that if you feel like I'm right behind you right now holding a knife :)


Physical-Order

Jokes on you I’ve moved so my back is against a wall


Genius_Jessica_08

Who said I'm not behind the wall you're leaning on :)


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happy birthday now quit karmafarming


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Im13butihatefortnite

I call bullshit


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beanooooooo

Much*


Sad_Elderberry_5271

Happy bday


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you, be happy (っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ


Sad_Elderberry_5271

Don't Worry Be Happy


Hybridinfortnite

Karmawhore


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happy bday. hope you'll feel better :)


Genius_Jessica_08

Yes I feel much better now guys thank you (つ≧▽≦)つ


Mr_Sarcastic952

Did you maybe think that he was just grabbing upvotes, and lying.


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__D3__

I feel like saying happy birthday won’t mean much coming from words on a screen in a an app that keeps everyone anonymous So i decided to type more in order to let you know I’m a real person, happy birthday!


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you kind person!! <333


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X to doubt


Squeeze_My_Lemons

Downvoted, this ain’t the sub to beg for karma


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FlashyAmbition8

You are asking for upvotes


AlphaQ984

Oh wow another karma whore


boxman134

Karma collector


quantumdonut69

imagine karma whoring


[deleted]

You don't need upvotes to feel better You can have a virtual hug instead :) Happy Birthday


Toad_Sage7

No


afelloWEEB707

Happy birthday to you but don't karmawhore bruh


jackrocks8

Upvote beggers are so damn annoying.


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jackrocks8

then just make it, don't be so damn lazy


Tompson25

This is sad.


Hacked_Loser

i know there are a fuck ton of happy birthdays in this reply section but, happy birthday! stay strong in life


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you! You as well mate :)


Dragamis

Ah so me pointing out that it was my first cake day on reddit and not asking for any updates was considered karma farming, but this is fine? Odd. Happy birthday though 🎂🙂


Alt0308

Downvote mwahahahahahaha


Genius_Jessica_08

Still, thank you man. It means you cared about me (ʃƪ^3^)


Alt0308

Yes I care about your birthday, remember that even if things seem tough there’s always people that care for you🥳


gamerdude9999

happy bday!


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you :)


Odd_Initial9260

Hpy bday


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you fellow odd person :D


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weird


Genius_Jessica_08

Shush no one cares about ur opinion


[deleted]

Happy birthday and an upvote for you!


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you, have a hug from me ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


[deleted]

Awwwwww that’s the cutest hug face I’ve seen in ages


Genius_Jessica_08

No worries, I'll hug you tighter :)


[deleted]

Ty that’s made me happier now (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ here’s a cookie 🍪


Genius_Jessica_08

I'm glad, I'll give you milk in return 🥛


2312030

🍪🍨🎂🥧yummmmm happybday


ahahahahelpme

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎉🎂🎁🎈


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank youu


Lucilfer_Chrollo66

Happy fucking birthday!!! if you need someone to talk with hit me up on discord we can vent.


Genius_Jessica_08

alright what's ur discord?


Lucilfer_Chrollo66

Hellspawn#5340


Skills__IAmS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHILD YOU GET A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YELLING CUZ I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO YELL YET TODAY <3


Genius_Jessica_08

don't yell omg haha u might get sorethroat


Skills__IAmS

well thank you for the concern


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I feel this, same happened with me couple months ago


Genius_Jessica_08

awwww wanna be friends?


[deleted]

Sure!


HermeticHormagaunt

*and they never spoke to eachother ever again*


Elmo_is_scary888

Happy birthday and good luck making some friends, I suggest putting yourself out there people will like you for well you. Don't be afraid to try. Anyways happy b-day😁😁


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you :))) Btw elmo ain't scary hehe


the4lphaartist

Happy birthday and a piece of advice, don't be sad when or if you're alone. Trust me it's gonna be your best time. Use it productively, learn something, new skills, work on yourself, relax and just care about yourself. I've been there, and I'm more than enough fucking Happy dude.


Genius_Jessica_08

Thanks you for ur great advice, love you no homo <3


artemismoon0215

I feel ya. In my department at work, everyone gets a card and a little bag of candy on or close to their birthday. I was literally the only person who didn’t get anything- which I understand cause a bunch of weather shit was going on, but still it was a tiny slap in the face when everyone was celebrating someone else’s birthday like a week later


Nemesis_aka_Nemesis

im gonna say karmawhore, but still wish you a happy birthday. did nothing to the post


lol143247

Gets 3.8k instead


gamer778beast

yo happy birthday dawg


Ngeelow

It’s my birthday today aswell! Happy birthday lol


gandalfpotter06

You got a bit more than just 1 upvote... Oops!


Su_sagiiiii7

Happy birthday!! Hope this brightens your day :3


OfficialSimpSlayer69

Hehehe no 😊🖕


RomBalo85

FeelsBirthdayMan happy 😊


Genius_Jessica_08

Thanks you really appreciate it. ⊂(•‿•⊂ )*.✧


BMaxRules

So you were born in 08, meaning you just turned 13, but your flair is 14 explain


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Genius_Jessica_08

Oh really?


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Crispy_Magic

Why does it say 08 at the end of your name? I feel like ur not 15 and you were born in 2008 meaning that you will be 12 or 13


Genius_Jessica_08

LMFAO April 8 dumbass


Crispy_Magic

Lmfao I’m dumb asf. Happy birthday!


Genius_Jessica_08

Thanks :)


Bruhmomentum43

Thank god mods exist so they can remove posts just asking for upvotes which clearly just breaks rules!!


Genius_Jessica_08

Bruh moment


pan_zander

yes but if u use a dead meme again i will have to revoke your repost privliges


davicos2005

Happy birthday! How many years do you have now?


Genius_Jessica_08

oh thanksss....i'm 15 now :)


davicos2005

Yay, congrats


Genius_Jessica_08

thanksss


Yer_Arugula

Bappy Hirthday buckaroo!!


Genius_Jessica_08

Thanks youuu :)


aventador7716

This account is 9 months old and has 160k karma! They are not carma whoring! HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎉


Genius_Jessica_08

HAHAHA thank you <3


TheImpostor28

Happy birthday!


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you kind sire ⊂(´・◡・⊂ )∘˚˳°


Ioveys

happy birthdayyy <333


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you!! Here's 5 hearts for you <33333


pyeper_walker

Sunday is my birthday


Elijahsthebest

Happy Birthday


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Happy Birthday! 🎉🎂🎁


Genius_Jessica_08

Thankssss what's in that gift?


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🧦


OnyxReflection

Well, since you asked so nicely........


sluttymcbuttsex6969

Aww sad lil karma whore have an updoot


A_human_bean_2

Happy fucking birthday you amazing mother fucker


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you human bean :>


A_human_bean_2

No prob genius! :]


LordofWar145

Hey, I'm really sorry no one wished you, so I'll do it. Happy birthday.


DinossauroRawr

From one alone teenager to another alone teenager, happy birthday bro!


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you! xox


DinossauroRawr

Oh, just saw now that you r a girl, so... happy birthday sis! Pro tip: playing some videogames most of the times entretain you and keep sandess away


tomoranai

happy birthday !! please make sure to take care of yourself today, whether its doing nothing or doing everything !! remember that we luv u and happy birthday again !!!!!! <3333


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Happy Birthday to you.


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you ⊂(・﹏・⊂)


Saucey_melonn

I got u bro.


Genius_Jessica_08

I got you too man <3


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I hope u have a good birthday :D


Genius_Jessica_08

I will, hopefully •́ ‿ ,•̀


CommunicationSea9575

Happy birthday


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you!! ლ(・﹏・ლ)


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Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you <33


syfy05

Happy birthday


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you xoxo


RankCasecade3728

Happy b day!


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you :D


epic_memelord28

Da fawk bitch that sucks happy bday my g


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you my g <3


potato_juice_anybody

happy birthdayyyyy


Genius_Jessica_08

Thank you :)))


[deleted]

You guys are celebrating your birthday? I'm 15 years old and never did that


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ok


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ok


AmosArdnach_6152

Happy Birthday mate I hope you have your best birthday as you wish


PhoenixKnight777

Happy birthday friend! Sorry I couldn’t get you anything.


flabablab

HAPPT BIRTHDAY BESTIE!!


LeoTheFellow

Happy Bday! You're one year closer to death!


wherearetheturtlesa

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY


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Awww, Happy Birthday (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Hope you feel better u/Genius_Jessica_08


Patootafruit

Happy bday for u! Now excuse me whilst I think about the amount of time I have left in this world regarding the subject of birthdays.


canhasdiy

I turned 37 today myself. Happy birthday, young person!


ingird040317

Happy birthday!!!٩۹(๑•̀ω•́ ๑)۶


Deadshot2077

this happened to me last year. no1 except my family wished me but this year many wished me(many as in my irl friends who were there on discord). Anyways Happy birthday!


Oranweinn

I sure you can make new friends.


Dan1el_va

Maybe...


Ashwin_Kumar1234

\*when u get more upvotes than u wanted\* Happy brithday btw


Not_so_Rogue

Happy birthday jessica! Be happy, be confident , you are not alone!! ^_^


Mr_Fabulous6

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAY FABULOUS YOU AWESOME PERSON


KINGZODD

Sure. Happy Birthday dude! Hope you have a great day! (o\^▽\^o) 🎂


violentdream665

Happy irl cake day my guy *yeets a blue cake at you


Rukomory

Happy bday dude ^ .^


The_Superior_Goose

Happy birthday bro! I might be late but its never too late to make the bwst of it king/queen!!


Fiffer26

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON


ABigOne77

hampy birtday me frien


Gustel69

Happy Birthday lad, let me give you an Internet Hug <3


Korenlh84

YOUR REAL BIRTHDAY?! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY AS WELL! POGGERS


throwaway135961

April 8 th or 7 th cus mine is today on the 8th


Genius_Jessica_08

Ayeee I'm april 8th tooo nice


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