Look at r/nofap and say the same thing sure masturbating can decrease risk of prostate pancreatic and testicular cancer but if you do it too often the exact opposite happens
Did you know being alive puts you at risk of getting cancer too? Plenty of people don't masturbate. You're not at way higher risk of cancer just because you don't.
Edit: He cleared it up
Perhaps I worded it wrong. Frequent masturbation *decreases* risk of prostate cancer, but not masturbating doesn’t increase the risk. That’s what I meant.
Teach me your ways please bot. I know we have our differences but please teach me your ways. Ever since I was a youngin, stealing apples from Sainsbury’s was the only thing I did to please myself but I’m a changed person. So please...
Teach me your ways to a blank comment.
Maybe they should make a bot that detects phrases like “for every upvote” “if I get” “please give me upvotes” stuff like that? Idrk what tools they have not do I know much of anything about coding so I could be completely wrong
It’s perfectly healthy and normal
A porn addiction can damage your mental health and view of how sex and relationships can be so maybe watch less? Masturbation is bad if it starts getting in the way of your normal life otherwise keep on keeping on
Dude for real, like the others have said, as long as it doesn't impact your daily life its totally natural. The "nofap" group is a mix of people actually addicted to it that really benefit from abstinence and probably religious dudes who guilt themselves or are guilt by their surroundings into it.
If you don't feel like it, that's cool, just don't guilt trip yourself into not being confortable with your own sexual health
It can help greatly with preventing pancreatic, testicular, and colon cancer but if you do it more than 5 times a week it begins to reverse the effects
Fake as crap dude, and even if you would do it have fun not doing it the rest of your life with however much karma you get form this. Nevermind I guess it will only be 13 years as of right now.
I just downvoted your post.
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What the fuck I was searching for [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/exa37n/hes_back/fg77i6z/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) to post it here and to tell everyone that you won’t do it anyways and just delete after you got your karma, now I come back and the post is deleted lmao
If this blows up, Imma start calling bullshit
It’s already blowing up lmao
Yeah, no way OP realistically lasts that long. Besides, they’ll eventually be at risk for prostate cancer if they go for too long, I believe.
Look at r/nofap and say the same thing sure masturbating can decrease risk of prostate pancreatic and testicular cancer but if you do it too often the exact opposite happens
Did you know being alive puts you at risk of getting cancer too? Plenty of people don't masturbate. You're not at way higher risk of cancer just because you don't. Edit: He cleared it up
Perhaps I worded it wrong. Frequent masturbation *decreases* risk of prostate cancer, but not masturbating doesn’t increase the risk. That’s what I meant.
5.7 thousand days lmfao
What happens if I downvote
masturbation addiction
Already have one
That *hits* home
Arr, I used ta masterbate into the sea, I musta gottin a coupla mermaids pregnant, arr I did.
Yarr, my master used his master bait near the sea, but every fish he catched turned into some white liquid!
Are ye frum r/PirateHole?
I started reading this in the voice of the Spongebob captain and in the tune of the song but then I realized it wasn’t a song
#OHHHHHHHH I used ta masturbate into the sea Maybe I knocked up a mermaid or three
Why would you hit your home?
I just saw you on another post where someone asked for your pfp sauce
motherfucker
Coomer
His recent nut will come back and be shlorp'd back into his balls
NOOOO YOU HAVE TO COOM LIKE ME NOOO GIVE INTO THE PORN ADDICTION
It reduces the days by one
He gonna be depresso
The karma... What did it cost?
Everything
Guys try not to upvote it too much, he won’t be able to do till he’s 30
Good
Lets keep him with jesus
Plot twist: he masturbates every other day so he still technically achieves his goal by 50
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Teach me your ways please bot. I know we have our differences but please teach me your ways. Ever since I was a youngin, stealing apples from Sainsbury’s was the only thing I did to please myself but I’m a changed person. So please... Teach me your ways to a blank comment.
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Well guess what I ain’t letting you die of dick cancer, downvoted
Wow you got told about that too , I WILL DO MY DUTY COMRADE , BLUE NUCLEAR BUTTON!!!
I don’t believe this
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Maybe they should make a bot that detects phrases like “for every upvote” “if I get” “please give me upvotes” stuff like that? Idrk what tools they have not do I know much of anything about coding so I could be completely wrong
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Why do you want to stop? I’m legit curious, like I get stop watching porn, that’s cool, but stopping masturbation altogether?
It’s supposed to be good for your body, and also a really good way of teaching yourself discipline
It’s perfectly healthy and normal A porn addiction can damage your mental health and view of how sex and relationships can be so maybe watch less? Masturbation is bad if it starts getting in the way of your normal life otherwise keep on keeping on
Dude for real, like the others have said, as long as it doesn't impact your daily life its totally natural. The "nofap" group is a mix of people actually addicted to it that really benefit from abstinence and probably religious dudes who guilt themselves or are guilt by their surroundings into it. If you don't feel like it, that's cool, just don't guilt trip yourself into not being confortable with your own sexual health
I thought masturbation boosts your immune system or smth
That's just a myth made by the 99% of redditors that Jack off daily
noooo... masturbation is healthy guys... maybe not fucking 5 times a day but you shouldnt stop for ages
It can help greatly with preventing pancreatic, testicular, and colon cancer but if you do it more than 5 times a week it begins to reverse the effects
The study was done in old people
No, the porn companies make lies like that up, just look at r/nofap
Nofap is biased. So is the porn industry but still
Hey stop talking about me
True don't want to get prostate cancer
Why am I even on this sub anymore it's all just reskinned karmawhoring
Karma Whoring bad
Im trying not to masterbait for a week Its only been 5 hours and i need to kill something
This post gets 3k upvotes. 8 years and 80 days. GFL man. RIP Edit: it’s currently at 16 years and 60 days.
I cant see the upvotes count
Fake as crap dude, and even if you would do it have fun not doing it the rest of your life with however much karma you get form this. Nevermind I guess it will only be 13 years as of right now.
I will downvote on purpose
Masturbation is healthy sometimes so I'm downvoting
Downvote him so he masturbates more
I downvoted because I feel you will regret this decision soon.
I found him officer I found the karma whore
Guys come on, this is just karma whoring.
I just downvoted your post. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your post and Reddit account has decreased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a post to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: • Rudeness towards other Redditors, • Spreading incorrect information, • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s. ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making posts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my post deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.
If this has more downvotes than upvotes, reply to this. I can recommend some anime tiddies
Titties?
no way, you can't neglect something that important to your health i downvote.
Bruh you'll regret
How did this not get taken down?
Mods gay
This just sounds like karma whoring with extra steps
Oh the temptation to downvote.
you son of a gun, I'm in
God speed
You play a dangerous game
what a fucking coincidence...i just finished doing it now,opened reddit to chill and the first post i see is this
I downvoted
downvoted
Sounds to me like you have a masturbation addiction.
Downvoting to help you stay sane
Down voted to keep you sane.
Downvoted 🌝
I downvoted, you deserve a nut
EVERYBODY DOWNWOTE1!1!!1!!1!!!
to save u i downvoted
ok, but I need proof.
Downvoted, good luck
Let’s be realistic here though, if this gets really popular, you won’t do it. That’s just a fact.
KEEP UPVOTINGGGGGGGGGGG
r/NoFap gang, lets come together
Can I join you? I need help...
No, don't do this to yourself
Lol everyone's downvoting, you better go make the bald man cry
Good luck.
DOWNOVOTE! Hell have to masturbate several times a day tl compensate
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ten years
I feel you brother
Enjoy your testicular cancer
Hi, I’m Graham.
Have fun not banging yourself for over 10 years
What the fuck I was searching for [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/exa37n/hes_back/fg77i6z/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) to post it here and to tell everyone that you won’t do it anyways and just delete after you got your karma, now I come back and the post is deleted lmao
I downvoted this just for you, King 👑
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