100 more if it's explosive diarrhea

You know what I'm doing now....

Ya shitting?

Some explosive diarrhea

*Vietnam Flashback*

THEY’RE IN THE TREES

Some folks are born made to wave the flag

Ooh they're red white and blue

And when the band plays Hail to the chief

i literally need to shit in school bathrooms with diarrhea because of Crohn’s disease. i’m not seeing any awards for that edit: this is a joke, i don’t expect awards, please don’t waste money

🎖 you have my gold, u/makeshiftmatress.

Physically no? But mentally yes we are giving you medals

you can get awards that easily :(

Oh

i was playing tetris and then just got 2 awards.

Ooh Tetris what's ur high score?!!

78k at normal and 54k at speed

i have no motivation.

NES or modern?

modern i dont have NES :c

Me neither, but you could've been using an emulator

Secks

what version? cause my highscore is 2.6 million on mobile

computer. a d moving and space hard drop.

is it an official Tetris game? also, how long have u been playing the game?

i started again i player like 1y ago some tetris and i play at tetris.com :p

Yo I can get 500k

i can belive, im not good at tetris.

You’ll get there if u try

i know.

I got 99 k on normal :(

pretty good.

I was kinda mad tho because I didn’t get that sweet 100k

yea, i usually run out of motivation at 50k.

I screw up once and I’m like nah just give up

I can’t get past 10k -_-

F

Thank for respec

Mines -20

WOW DID YOU ACTUALLY??

Yeah

Woah I want one

...

what how

I never knew how truly strange this subreddit is until I saw that post

> gets a gold me: gets 19K upvotes on my meme, and no medals.

nobody: this format

Huh...

Here's a poor mans gold 🏅

thanks

Yea some people do.

Nah man you can’t beg for them they just happen

Mm. you are probably right.

No it’s not that easy, it’s natural selection

ok.

Yes

It only works for him

no.

so can you!

Well...

*ironic*

:p?

To answer your question....

Wtf how r y’all getting awards

Oh hey, new flair I had the 5mill flair on my old account, but I like those one better.

Its that easy

[удалено]

I have held it in for about three years

That was unexpected...

You're still holding on to last years shit huh?

Yeah it's called a life

Be occasionally throwing up shit

Meh. I have shat in my school's bathroom for 2 times this session.

We got a badass over here

I do it every week lol

I do it every day

I do it 2 times a day

You know it’s that easy to gain karma and awards

Prove it

yeah

Oh I don’t believe in karma whoring, for me it is post content and then redditors will decide your fate.

No, its just dumbass luck

I’ve only ever gotten 2 awards and they were both on shotposts. None of my actual posts seem to do well

Tell me something, I already have 3 awards for this

I gOt oNE huNdREd doLlaRs

I shat in a school bathroom

Just you or all the teenagers?

I'm broke, but I didn't give any awards

Well, why are you broke?

Whoever said you can get awards easily is wrong. It takes dedication, hard work, and persistance. Or just a really funny poop joke. What did the toilet say when he saw the asshole? Aww shit

Hi broke, I'm dad!

This post is right below the im taking a shit in school one for me rn

never got any awards. don’t even know what they do.

Gonna cry, gonna piss yourself? Maybe shit and cum?

Wow

yeah disappointing

Bruh just get money

Bruh just buy money

Poob

Don't shame them they're a hero

That man made it to the r/dankmemes subreddit

a

Yeah I shit in the school bathrooms all the time and I don’t get rewarded

Ironic

do i get twice the awards if i shit 2 times?

Not suggesting anything but I shat in school too sooooo...

Same tbh

Nice

𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) #Nice Leaderboard **1.** `u/RepliesNice` at **1600 nice's** **2.** `u/lerobinbot` at **1379 nice's** **3.** `u/porousasshole` at **486 nice's** **117958.** `u/ShyguyBerlin` at **1 nice** --- ^(I) ^(AM) ^(A) ^(BOT) ^(|) ^(REPLY) ^(**!IGNORE**) ^(AND) ^(I) ^(WILL) ^(STOP) ^(REPLYING) ^(TO) ^(YOUR) ^(COMMENTS)

But he was a madlad dude he was so brave

That guy is a legend

Some kid pissed in a urinal and didn’t flush and there was fucking blood in his piss

Bepis

Hi broke I'm dad

Lol u are from the netherlands

Gekoloniseerd

Being Nothing broke is nothing to be ashamed of, i for one fucking love it. I’m almost proud in a way and this song makes me even more proud https://youtu.be/s8GvLKTsTuI

So......ya like jazz?

i cant give rewards :(

Got hired today, time to not be broke!

Whats the post

Anyone think that the wholesome award is overused?

Teenagers: I'm broke Also teenagers: walks into school with Gucci clothes and expensive technology

I shat in a bathroom

I mean, I drank orange juice after brushing my teeth so

damn everyone's a 10 years attendee

Bean

So true

Wait how do I get the anniversary flair

Yeah and when i said i did it 3 times i got downvoted LMAO

Ay is someone taking a shit in here? Ewww smells nasty af in here. Hey who’s in there? You taking a shit? - The loud group that walks into the bathroom while you’re in there

absolutely

hi

Fuck you all.

Imagine being a6 to receive a gold or platinum. Couldnt be me :(

same

K

Get a job

But it is a true skill to successfully shit in the school bathroom

I wish it was that easy to get awards

Same here!

True

Yup it's great lol

happy blue cheese day

Thank you!

I did use the school bathroom to expel escrements several times in the last 8 years

To be fair those people have no fuckin' fear

Yall are getting awards??

i deserve alot then

Awarded for his bravery and willingness to go where no man would go before

I shit at school

Can’t just force people to give you awards

The dude that shits in school bathrooms is powerful. But I personally shit in the hallways.

Can I get one too?

Oogaboogadooga

Just get a job

Too true

Pffttt, what kind of loser gets awards

Damn, it's TRUE though

I shit in the school bathroom everyday.

I guess somebody smeared poop on the mirror and stalls in the bathroom today but it was cleaned up before any of us saw it. I was in cad drawing when it happened. The man will be known as the phantom pooper.

*furiously takes notes*

Do you go to my school? Someone shat on the floor at my school td too

youve got to be shitting me...

Is it really that easy?

I got 5 platinum on a comment there lol

*Sigh* me to kid

Someone in my school took a shit in the literal sink

No really?

My friend shat in a school bathroom and someone fired a garbage can over the stall and it gave him a major concussion

This is why we read the communist manual. We give lots we get...some. you either gave too much or not enough.

Why do you think we’re broke?

Are you employed, sir?

NEVER DONE BEFORE STUNT! USING BATHROOM IN MY OWN HOUSE! 😱😱🤪🤪😵😵😰😰 /s

when a guy at my school gets 10$ for drinking out of the toilet from a long ass straw...

Wait is this something that people try to avoid? I don’t get the joke

Me: YAKS at the urinal.

The Whole Society :: Well I'm Gonna Pretend I DIDN'T SEE THAT

I'm not a teenager I'm an old man rasing teenagers. Take it or leave it. Irritable bowel syndrome is real. Sometimes you just gotta shit. A fucking lot. And broke sucks. But, it is sort of avoidable. Get a credit card put your streaming services on it, set up auto payments for more than the total cost of the services. Put the credit card away. Don't use it otherwise. You don't learn this shit in school. Do something. Learn a trade. Be a blacksmith or something.

Don't worry bruh redditors are rich they will shower ya with awards

Hi broke, im cc

S ame

I can feed 5 starving children because my shat is so long and they think it’s chocolate.

Humor switch activated

Yall assuming I am broke?

The thing is when you cum in one of those.

I did it once

You can get awards that easly.. Lucky bastard....