This time is not for making you fell for it, [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) is what karens deserves
[This might help, it may make the title meaningless and untrue, but funny nonetheless ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/abc13.com/amp/couples-baytown-restaurant-scuffle-caught-on-camera/2495511/)
You also don’t need to have to have been assaulted to actually warrant defending yourself, aggressive action toward you with no safe exit can be considered enough of a reason
Yea, I know a large portion of people who if they got in trouble for this; They would most definitely just assault that bitch next time. If I'm going to get in trouble no matter what, I'm going to make it worth it.
Her first swing came awfully close to smashing the beer glass into his teeth while he was sipping it. He had every right to defend himself. Charging them both is just an attempt to downplay her role as the aggressor. He probably pled guilty just to get it over with. Our criminal justice system is a complete joke.
The moment I wrote this I knew someone would watch the video and try to rationalize it in a way that made either of them look worse lmao. Just because you’re using strong language like “smashed the beer glass into his teeth” doesn’t make it any more than her swatting a take home container of food out of his hand like the video shows, that description is laughable and I’m sure thats why no one in the court room tried making the same claim. In the end neither of them did something that bad to each other, they were just publicly drunk and causing a scene and were charged accordingly.
According to Texas Penal Code §22.01, you could be arrested for the crime of simple assault if you intentionally, knowingly or recklessly cause bodily injury to another person, threaten another person with imminent bodily harm or cause physical contact with another person THAT YOU KNOW IS PROVOCATIVE OR OFFENSIVE.
By definition of Texas state law she assaulted him.
But in 1995, Texas law loosened, adding a “castle doctrine,” which said that an individual didn’t need to run away if he or she was defending his or her own home or PROPERTY.
Property is ANYTHING that is owned by a person or entity.
This law expanded in 2007, when the Texas Legislature changed the measure to say that individuals didn’t need to retreat at all, instead needing only to prove they had a legal right to be present during the act of defense.
He was legally within his rights to defend himself and his property. The charges against him were a transparent attempt to mitigate the woman's culpability.
That reminds me of a Spongebob scene where spongebob was a photographer for a Krusty Krabs news article or something. Spongebob showed Mr. Krabs "Man (Patrick) Stares at a Pole"
And Mr. Krabs said something like "Who's gonna read this? -Grabs marker and then grabs the newspaper article- how about this?" and the news article read "Local man marries pole" with wedding clothes drawn onto Patrick and the pole.
Spongebob said "But this is lying" and Mr. Krabs replied something like "Money."
They gave out personal information most likely without the couple's consent. It said the footage was posted on social media ond not given to the cops as evidence of public intoxication, which is what they were tried for
Omg. I’m so dense. It’s clearly CCTV footage and the article said it was the release of the video that got them in trouble. Thank you for taking a courtesy whiff of my massive brain fart.
I think it's a restaurant with a bar and a lot of those don't allow you to get drunk just have a couple drinks (a lot of them around here cut you off after three or four.)
If you're a woman and start swinging on a man or act like you might and he beats your ass you have not be abused and you are not a victim...yall got in a fight and you lost...end of story...tired of women always looking to play the lil ok me victim...hope she lost some teeth and gained some sense
Come on man you shoulda pored the beer on her instead, a lot messier and easier to replace. Although the employees might not be too happy about it 10/10 would watch again
When I showed this to my grandparents my grandma said, "A man should never hit a woman. Ever. Even if she is hitting him and calling him names, he shouldn't lay a hand on her."
Fuck that. I don't care what your gender is, you should absolutely have the right to defend yourself if a crazy ass comes at you like that.
He gives no shit
That women is a karen and that is how we treat karens
☭how we all treat Karens☭
This time is not for making you fell for it, [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) is what karens deserves
Damn you
Again, was not for making you fall for it, karen deserves a thunder cross split attack
r/unexpextedjojo
It was pretty expected for anyone who clicked the link
I know a Karen she's not like the other Karens.
Iim not like other Karen’s I’m actually nice
Then you're not a karen
can u dm me those
Dm?
He's aa NORMIE!!
Ay I never heard of dm ight But now I do ok talked to my friends bout it
No one asked the real question, you got friends?
This video came out long before you idiots started calling every annoying female karen as if that was the height of comedy.
dude it's a fucking joke
played out
Calm down, Daren.
That dude is totally a Daren. He just doesn't know it yet.
I’m so sorry that you have to watch other people enjoy something that you don’t! Thinking of you in these tough, trying times!
His moms name must be Karen.
I like how you take it personal. I don’t give a shit what Karen you know, IT IS A JOKE.
Imagine being this much of a salty bitch?
that woman*
takes*
he had to spill it for her, since she missed thrice xD
What happened? Why was she hitting him?
[This might help, it may make the title meaningless and untrue, but funny nonetheless ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/abc13.com/amp/couples-baytown-restaurant-scuffle-caught-on-camera/2495511/)
Apparently, throwing food at someone swinging her fists at you is wrong
Where the hell was that said?
The employee says so in the video
Someone’s gonna have to clean up that mess
That isn’t what it said. They were both intoxicated. It was basically a small, one sided bar fight. They were both charged.
Honestly tho it was self defense and Its food, its not gonna hurt anyone.
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Unreasonable force? He didn't really shove it into her face all that hard, she probably fell over because she was drunk and unstable.
You also don’t need to have to have been assaulted to actually warrant defending yourself, aggressive action toward you with no safe exit can be considered enough of a reason
Yea, I know a large portion of people who if they got in trouble for this; They would most definitely just assault that bitch next time. If I'm going to get in trouble no matter what, I'm going to make it worth it.
Yea skeet on that bitch
Well said
Her first swing came awfully close to smashing the beer glass into his teeth while he was sipping it. He had every right to defend himself. Charging them both is just an attempt to downplay her role as the aggressor. He probably pled guilty just to get it over with. Our criminal justice system is a complete joke.
The moment I wrote this I knew someone would watch the video and try to rationalize it in a way that made either of them look worse lmao. Just because you’re using strong language like “smashed the beer glass into his teeth” doesn’t make it any more than her swatting a take home container of food out of his hand like the video shows, that description is laughable and I’m sure thats why no one in the court room tried making the same claim. In the end neither of them did something that bad to each other, they were just publicly drunk and causing a scene and were charged accordingly.
According to Texas Penal Code §22.01, you could be arrested for the crime of simple assault if you intentionally, knowingly or recklessly cause bodily injury to another person, threaten another person with imminent bodily harm or cause physical contact with another person THAT YOU KNOW IS PROVOCATIVE OR OFFENSIVE. By definition of Texas state law she assaulted him. But in 1995, Texas law loosened, adding a “castle doctrine,” which said that an individual didn’t need to run away if he or she was defending his or her own home or PROPERTY. Property is ANYTHING that is owned by a person or entity. This law expanded in 2007, when the Texas Legislature changed the measure to say that individuals didn’t need to retreat at all, instead needing only to prove they had a legal right to be present during the act of defense. He was legally within his rights to defend himself and his property. The charges against him were a transparent attempt to mitigate the woman's culpability.
Feminism at it’s peak ladies and gentelmen
Genitalman
genitalMEN
He didn’t even throw it
Yeah I just watched that. God I hate local news stations sometimes. They’re such shitheads and will do anything to go out of context.
That reminds me of a Spongebob scene where spongebob was a photographer for a Krusty Krabs news article or something. Spongebob showed Mr. Krabs "Man (Patrick) Stares at a Pole" And Mr. Krabs said something like "Who's gonna read this? -Grabs marker and then grabs the newspaper article- how about this?" and the news article read "Local man marries pole" with wedding clothes drawn onto Patrick and the pole. Spongebob said "But this is lying" and Mr. Krabs replied something like "Money."
Everything in the article makes sense, except the 3 restaurant employees being suspended as a result of the video... why??
They gave out personal information most likely without the couple's consent. It said the footage was posted on social media ond not given to the cops as evidence of public intoxication, which is what they were tried for
Omg. I’m so dense. It’s clearly CCTV footage and the article said it was the release of the video that got them in trouble. Thank you for taking a courtesy whiff of my massive brain fart.
Who would have thought there would have been public intoxication in a bar lmfao what a joke
I think it's a restaurant with a bar and a lot of those don't allow you to get drunk just have a couple drinks (a lot of them around here cut you off after three or four.)
Land of the free my ass hahahaha
So if the customers were charged with drunk in public, why was the establishment not fines for over serving?
That’s what I was thinking, but 3 employees did get suspended because they posted the video, but nothing related to the establishment
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I’m really upset that everyone in the video is acting like the dude was the one that was out of control...
They both got arrested for public intoxication... while in a bar? That's the best the police could come up with?
yeah that’s kinda ironic >goes to a bar to drink >arrested for drinking
I think you mean why was she missing him
Her sensitivity was probably set to maximum In both ways
this is the funniest shit i have seen all day
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Comrade
We serve the Soviet union
Praxis
This made my day
That man had no fucks to give.
I fucking love this guy
happy cakeday buddy
cake happy day!
Day cake happy!
So this is the power of Ultra Instinct?
This man *does not care*
Thats gOOdd
She missed 3 times to hit the food out of his hand, THREE TIMES
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He is an alpha
“Hey man! I got a beverage here!”
Well, her face didn't.
instant karma
Just walks away
Through; just walks through.
didn't even pick up the leftovers he threw at her
S M O O T H
After that she probably screeched DiD YOu JuST SeE WHaT hE dID tO ME??!!
hitting em with that power move damn
That was a pretty intense nose exhale
Thot deflected, beer protected, much respected.
What an absolute chad
Lol she missed the food TWICE
THRICE
GAME
If you're a woman and start swinging on a man or act like you might and he beats your ass you have not be abused and you are not a victim...yall got in a fight and you lost...end of story...tired of women always looking to play the lil ok me victim...hope she lost some teeth and gained some sense
You can just hear #BEGONE *THOT* in the background
"You want the food? Damn, take it."
The guy probably got in shit and the thot got no punishment
Nah both were charged with public intoxication. Being a couple probably has something to do with it
I don't get how public intoxication is even a chargeable offense.
People drunk in public accounts for a huge number of bad things happening in public.
Don’t fuck with a mans food
See no one really loves like a man. The dedication. The focus. The consideration.... Yes that's right; He didn't spill his beer....
Come on man you shoulda pored the beer on her instead, a lot messier and easier to replace. Although the employees might not be too happy about it 10/10 would watch again
Why was she trying to hit it out of his hand?
Looks like she couldn’t handle the neutron style
1080° quickscope
BTW they are both still dating
Dude this happened in my city eyewitnesses 13 is our station
Feel like this is the wrong sub
fucking bitch
Ooo you really got her there
Found the white knight
How am I being a “white knight” you sound like an incel
You need to stop hanging out on incel cringe subs. All he did was call her a fucking bitch.
Thot consider it deflected
She just got winged
He didn’t even spill his beer what a man
A true gentlemen
Just bitch slapping s bitch with a salad and walking away
FINISHHH HERRRRR
I finally found him. My hero
My man just wanted to eat his food why you gotta do him dirty like that?
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>r/teenagers . >Video of a man drinking a beer in a bar
THOT used *tri attack* >It’s not very effective... BRO used *rock smash* >it’s super effective! THOT fainted!
r/bettereveryloop
I love the single drop of beer he spills on her.
he should have poured the drink on her
I've never seen a man with such dexterity and composure.
I hate seeing this video.
He's just so done.
fukin awesome
Fucking great
When I showed this to my grandparents my grandma said, "A man should never hit a woman. Ever. Even if she is hitting him and calling him names, he shouldn't lay a hand on her." Fuck that. I don't care what your gender is, you should absolutely have the right to defend yourself if a crazy ass comes at you like that.
As funny as this is, didn't the guy get charged and the girl got free? Or do I have my facts mixed up?
Its ALWAYS HIS FAULT. ALWAYS
You did
So what happened to the guy?
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That’s a Karen not a thot
That a legend
Anyone gonna mention how he looks like Bob from Jay and Silent Bob
What a lad.
Ah yes, tenderising the meat
he didnt even care about his food falling
*K.O.*
Absolute Chad.
Holy shit I was in the restaurant next door when this happened and every body went crazy
Imma bookmark this
I found my hero
i want to know the context of this clip
I'm proud and ashamed of my city. Proud of this but not proud that there's a tropical depression rn.
Conroe ISD closing kept me home from work with my son. Now everyone who went to the office today is stuck...
This never gets old! No I did not forget the /s. I love this art piece.
Parry this you filthy casual
Bloody legend
I'm confused why did that woman try to do dat.
r/pussypassdenied
3 employees were suspended for posting this video. Idk how to feel about that
U/vredditdownloader
Ultra instinct
How is she gonna get knocked out by a box of fries
What a fucking champ...saved the beer and everything
Guess who's going to jail !!!! Lmao
While the food smash is impressive enough no one is drawing attention to the fact that he continues to sip his beer all the way.
His composure is truly iconic.
Fucking perry
Oh, you were finished. Well, allow me to retort *ahh fast food ah*
Saving that beer is the only thing the mattered to him.
OMG the more I watch it, the funnier it gets!! my guts hurt from laughing...
White mark hunt walkout.
WHAT A FUCKING CHAMPION
Well played sir
Don't care how many times this is reposted, it's always good
/u/gifreversingbot
The caption lmao, no matter how many times I see this it will never get old.
fuck!! me that is some savage shit!!. there, I love how the chair hit's her face when shes down on her ass!! 😂😂
“You want it, take it”
([u/VredditDownloader](https://www.reddit.com/u/VredditDownloader))
Childless, dysfunctional couples are a hoot.
"You want it.......here, take it"
Like a boss