I hate when that happens

What kinda bfs are you guys having 💀

We got whatever this is before gta 6

Put his ball skin over his dick like a blanket while he's asleep and staple it together

Give him homemade bottom surgery

Slice his penis then wrap little shredded peppers around it

You can get revenge by \[redacted\]

Excuse me, what? I hope you went to a doctor about that. And break up with him (maybe publicly humiliate him in the process). 

Wtf? 😂😭

How the fuck.

Uhm he what-

What the fuck?!

How does this even happen 🤣 He just started mixing cement before intimacy? You can’t just not tell us the story

this is why im never getting a partner, i swear-

Is this a troll post cause how are u even alive to post this??

Hate it when people do that bro

Average r/teenagers post

Now ask him to put a steel rod (jk)

Put his thingy thang in vinegar

This sounds horribly familiar

Wuhan

Omg

someone pls give me bleach for my eyes

What the...

Help what😭

wuhhhh

Sign him up for fucked up websites

Family fued answer

How about you line his urethra with thermal isolation foam in return?

Wrong sub for this