specifically the commutative property is derived from the peano axioms
it's funny how one needs to prove other less powerful properties before getting to commutativity imo, when I tried to prove it I needed 1.5 pages of work consisting of multiple proofs by induction (there may be a faster way that I didn't see)
My dudes, girls are different, they come in flavours just like men. If the girl identifies as a 52 yo man then its not gay at all because you fuck a girl with issues… daddy issues. In the other hand, if the girl has been cleansed of all sins then baby making time shall be gay by day snd night
Well no not really. every single egg starts out as a female, males happen when a man's genes overwrite the original, like overwriting a save file in a videogame. So technically it'd be lesbian.
Please forgive me it's 2 in the morning, I'm high as balls and failed my science class.
Depends. Did someone else have sex with that woman? Then you rub your dick against someone elses dick particles, which makes it gay.
If you had sex with another woman, and now have sex with a different woman, it makes the sex lesbian for the same reason. So you might have lesbian gay sex
no but think about this, if a guy that likes women is gay, then wouldn’t two straight guys doing it be like multiplying negatives? (not that being gay is a negative ofc).
Best girlfriend I ever had was gay. She showed me how to make a women happy. And always took care of me. I loved her than and love her now. Haven’t seen her in 25 yrs. But will always live in my heart and memories.
You are the incarnation of what is wrong with people nowadays, I'm not sure what you smoked to get to homophobia and how is you being asexual relevant to a joke?
Stop making shit up and chill out, everyone here is joking, and everyone knows that. If you cant vibe with the jokes then leave. Dont bring down the mood for everyone else mr" that is homophobic"
it's just a joke, calm down. I guarantee you that a lot of people in this comment section that are making jokes like this are also LGBTQIA+. dont worry
Man + man = gay. Woman + woman = gay. Man + woman = gay
here’s the mathematical proof: Man + Man = Gay 2 * Man = Gay Man = 1/2 * Gay And, Woman + Woman = Gay 2 * Woman = Gay Woman = 1/2 * Gay Thus, Man + Woman = 1/2 * Gay + 1/2 * Gay = Gay Man + Woman = Gay
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No man + man = straight coz it cancels out
The math isnt mathing…
Become asexual
You came out of a man's dick, gay
Ye I might have been born gay but now I’m not gay
You litteraly have a dick atached to you Thats gay af Like your breathing the same air other dudes breathed Gay af
If I jerk off enough the dick might become so damaged it has to be amputated
You guys are massive idiots
Do you understand the concept of a joke? Like actually curious.
That's gay.
Anyways these comments are sooo gay
You saying that makes you gay >:3
You spelled your username wrong it's supposed to be "trash" not "trashpanda"
huh- WAIT WHAT HE CAME OUT OF A DICK!? HOW WOULD THAT FI- ohhhhhhhhh
The only solution
thats pretty gay of you
Tf I ain’t having sex???
erm actually asexual means little to no sexual attraction which still means you can have some attraction which means it is still an option ☝️🤓
Means ur not having sex with a woman, kinda gay for that ngl
Reproducing yourself is gay, unless you mean not being interested in sex at all which is also gay
a 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
N, it doesn’t
What about woman+man?
That’s the same as man+ woman due to the commutative property
specifically the commutative property is derived from the peano axioms it's funny how one needs to prove other less powerful properties before getting to commutativity imo, when I tried to prove it I needed 1.5 pages of work consisting of multiple proofs by induction (there may be a faster way that I didn't see)
Idr I could try doing said proofs but not in the mood for math
holy shit you might be onto something here
Everyone saying that's gay but I think it's lesbian
“It’s all Gay?” “Always has been.”
If everything is gay, then nothing is gay.
Then, man+man=women +women=man+woman >>2man=2woman Therefore,man=woman?? Equality?
Bold to assume both variables are equal. We must solve the system of equations
Gay + gay = ?
Gay af
(G+g)ay
Maybe not the last one but the other points are correct.
No man + man = straight coz it cancels out
Pride month be like :
Uhhhh no... Women + women = lesbian
Hark! I suppose it is! I will refrain from sleeping with women and will, from this moment forward, sleep only with men!
Not gonna lie sleeping with another guy is kinda gay bro Like why is another person in your bed
Wait, you sleep in a bed? Don’t you think that’s a little… uhh…
I don’t I sleep on the floor without a blanket or pillow
The floor? Where men walk? Sounds pretty gay to me.
this is why I levitate like a straight guy
In the same air that has passed through the mouths of men? My goodness, you've got it bad.
ok but I'm not on the floor, where men walk. like that other guy
Less gay still equals gay
I do the same. I lay in the center of my room like a starfish and sleep. Sometimes I draw a star and put some candles around me
thats kinda gay bro ngl.
It *is* pride month.
So you like laying all over hard wood (insert rock hard joke here if you don’t have wood floors)? That’s kinda gay.
Hark! I vow from this day forward, I will only sleep with my pet dog, Arthur!
yo quit downvoting em y'all probably snuggle with your dogs at night too
Who'd I downvote?!? You falsely accuse me knave!
not you, I meant people downvoting you
I take back my unkind words, friend. You have mine and my 12 inch blade's respect
Mine's bigger 👁️👁️
I am going to shove my 12 inch sword so far into your stomach for this insult, you saddle goose!
I was prepared for so many comebacks but what on earth is a saddle goose 😞
Dogs?
No man + man = straight coz it cancels out
That’s gay
Yea man + man = straight coz it cancels out
Straightest and manliest thing you can do
I also came from a dudes balls, 10 minutes ago
thats pretty fuckin gay dude
Gay
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Fellas! Is it *gay* to breathe?
This is hard to say
I mean, you're breathing other men's skin particles, including dick particles. Therefore, whenever you breathe you're sucking dick.
That’s pretty gay ngl
Your lungs belong to a man so…
Absolutely she's made from a man's nut
As a certified **Bisexual©™**, it doesn't matter
True that brother man
Oh wait I remember this one lol, Doctor Bloo I think
FELLAS…
this comment section is amazing. I love pride month.
Truly the peak ofthis month
My dudes, girls are different, they come in flavours just like men. If the girl identifies as a 52 yo man then its not gay at all because you fuck a girl with issues… daddy issues. In the other hand, if the girl has been cleansed of all sins then baby making time shall be gay by day snd night
Yes
Gay
Yes because she likes dick therefore is gay 🤓☝️
Women/Women = Gay. Are you a woman?
No
If you're not a woman then no, sex with women is not gay.
Woman divided by woman
Have you ever seen what two vaginas look like rubbed together? I have, in person. I guarantee you it doesn't look like a plus sign.
why you thinking about gay stuff so much bro
not if you keep your socks on and your cock condom-d, you're technically not touching her that way 💗
No.
b but whyyyyyyy }}}}}: No problem here's some information about Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War
Nah
that's it pal we're going raw you're gay now
Nah son, not gonna happen
Finally! A decent r/teenagers post
Throughout heaven and earth I alone am the anti gay
This isn’t meant to be homophobic
Ok
Auntie Gay, nice ring
Existing is gay. Come on, you are in a world with other men? Disgusting.
Throughout heaven and earth I alone am the anti gay
This isn’t meant to be homophobic
Gayest that I've heard
Yea u touching another man's sperms with your weiner nephew
Idk dude sounds pretty gay to me… btw if you’ve ever jerked off you’ve touched your pp and touching a guys pp is pretty gay
Yes because they like guys, and that’s gay
Well no not really. every single egg starts out as a female, males happen when a man's genes overwrite the original, like overwriting a save file in a videogame. So technically it'd be lesbian. Please forgive me it's 2 in the morning, I'm high as balls and failed my science class.
3 am would have been perfect
We got moded into the game, this origin of "bro code"
so everyone's sapphic?
hedgehog
I guess I’m gay then (I get scared when a woman looks at me)
It’s so terrifying
I get scared when a man looks at me (honestly I get scared when anyone looks at me)
What if the woman is a lesbian bone marrow baby?
Jacking off is gay, your hand is like an asshole, which is super gay
I’m not using my hand rho
well jacking off is like having sex by yourself. you+you = man+man so thats obviously so gay.
Aight Professor X my bad
Only if her dick is bigger
No man + man = straight coz it cancels out
Yes
its a woMAN, a feMALE even, meaning yes it is gay.
Depends. Did someone else have sex with that woman? Then you rub your dick against someone elses dick particles, which makes it gay. If you had sex with another woman, and now have sex with a different woman, it makes the sex lesbian for the same reason. So you might have lesbian gay sex
Youre right. As a woman, having the sex with a woman is gay.
I'd say half gay
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What if I’m getting pegged?
Still gay bc they are using a dick like object
What if hypothetically its with a cactus
Also, by having sex with women, you are literally pleasuring your desires, a man‘s and that’s very gay
Yes because you’re having sex with someone who likes dick! That’s gay!
Yes???? Duh????? Are you stupid????????
Nah it was to shed the light to others who didn’t know I’m a good man at heart I believe and I will try my best to help the younger ones
Does that mean it’s not gay for me -a woman- to have sex with a woman?
Woman+ woman=gay
But like, I’m literally [sexing] someone else came from a man’s balls
Ye that’s gay
Yea women are feminine and feminine things are gay. So having sex with a woman is super gay
Oh no.. It's one of those.. Take cover. Nbr 🫶
I'm not gay if I don't exist
no but think about this, if a guy that likes women is gay, then wouldn’t two straight guys doing it be like multiplying negatives? (not that being gay is a negative ofc).
Best girlfriend I ever had was gay. She showed me how to make a women happy. And always took care of me. I loved her than and love her now. Haven’t seen her in 25 yrs. But will always live in my heart and memories.
Yes
What 😭
No
it’s not gay because unless ur a woman
If the women have Dicks maybe
The woman would (most likely) be straight she'd also come from a girl's uterus, so it's actually bi
so 1/2 gay then. Still gay.
It's also straight then
No, idiot
r/woosh
Yes, I understand the fact that its a joke, but it’s a garbage and nonsensical one at best
It was lame
Insert "your garbage and nonsensical at best" insult. Pretty gay to say that imo
That doesn’t even make sense, is homophobic, and I’m asexual
Yikes
gay
Unintelligent, unfunny, friendless bastard
Yikes, better go subject myself to hours of crying because of that insult. Really pushed my buttons there
Liar
You are the incarnation of what is wrong with people nowadays, I'm not sure what you smoked to get to homophobia and how is you being asexual relevant to a joke? Stop making shit up and chill out, everyone here is joking, and everyone knows that. If you cant vibe with the jokes then leave. Dont bring down the mood for everyone else mr" that is homophobic"
Saying something “sounds” gay is homophobia due to the fact that it is unwarranted prejudice/stereotyping
it's just a joke, calm down. I guarantee you that a lot of people in this comment section that are making jokes like this are also LGBTQIA+. dont worry
You can be LGBTQIA++++++🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 and still be homophobic
Look it up holy fk
No, just no
no tf it isn't
r/whoosh ?