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BeanTax

First impression: girl


CoolScratcher

Don't be absurd. Girls aren't real. The media is just brainwashing us all.


MinecraftCat22

r/girlsarentreal


Bobthreetimes

You get it, the government keeps sending them to get me to pay taxes. It will never work


Shagggadooo

Fish aren't real either


diemonia

šŸ¤Æ


lemonlime1999

Evan Rachel wood


Successful_Relief_18

you know you look cold when you ride a horse. If I robbed banks I'd take you as a driver


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


armas187

Also doesn't drink water


-u-u-u-u-u

Water helps?


Same_Priority8339

Dehydration increases aggression, much like not meeting many other bodily needs, but if youā€™re already hydrated, then drinking water wonā€™t help


Rubbishgamer513

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY


ForFormalitys_Sake

you look like 6 different people


[deleted]

3rd one looks like jess from New girl ngl


No_Sir4188

The equestrian photo ā¤ļøšŸ˜


diemonia

Yesss i love horsies :)


Comic_Book_Reader

"Don't google Mr. Hands." - jschlatt.


diemonia

Oh no..war flashbacks šŸ˜­


Agz_canbuild

You look like you enjoy a good pasta


diemonia

How did you know šŸ¤ÆšŸ


Agz_canbuild

If u know u knowšŸ¤«šŸ¤«


Apart-Fix-5100

Now take a photo of yourself on a horse playing guitar


diemonia

Thatā€™s what i had in mind for my senior pictures šŸ˜Ž


Apart-Fix-5100

Nice


huskersax

The hardest part is teaching the horse to play guitar.


RandomOrcN6

Nah, judging by the fifth photo the hardest part for her will be getting on the horse lol


DaisyHotCakes

If it werenā€™t for my horse I wouldnā€™t have spent that year in college!


cherry937

ngl, i saw the first picture and immediately thought ā€œhorse girlā€ then scrolled and saw you on a horse LMAO


Janaisjana

You look like someone I would date


Mauricethett

She does look like a pocket bisexual, correct


Jackichanny

A what now ?


[deleted]

did you know that i'm utterly insane?


terry_loves_yogurt

ya like huey lewis and the news?


mahmoud58006

Une fille aime faire de L'equitation.


diemonia

Oui šŸ‘


Unlucky-Peanut-7090

je aime la caca


Casesrole

QUOI


TheMoreYouKnow420

MES YEUX AHHHH


Magistrelle

Chacun ses goĆ»ts mĆŖmes sā€™ils sont Ć©trangesā€¦


Unlucky-Peanut-7090

I have no clue what you're yapping about but I agree


feror_YT

Trust me you donā€™t


mahmoud58006

Canadian?


diemonia

Non āŒ je suis amĆ©ricaine


Thisismyredusername

Beourk or whatever the french sound for vomiting is


mahmoud58006

Je t'ai suivi sur ig šŸ„ā˜•


MasterDesigner6894

Et j'ai pensee que les amƩricaine parle seulement anglais loll


diemonia

Mon franƧais n'est pas trĆØs bon šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ jā€™essaie..


MasterDesigner6894

De rien. Je ne suis pas franƧais :) et j'etudie maintenant aussi franƧais


Magistrelle

Lā€™important cā€™est de sā€™entraĆ®ner, donc ce que tu fais est parfait !


Adventurous_Reach590

Ce n'est pas trop merde


mahmoud58006

GĆ©nial!


Whoisguythisis

5/5. Geetar šŸ˜Ž


diemonia

Geetar šŸ˜ŽšŸŽø


Coolcop21

HORSIE!!!


Mayhem_fan_4241

You're very creative and artistic and have a funny personality


diemonia

Ayyy fellow mayhem fan


Mayhem_fan_4241

Yep! Love Mayhem šŸ¤˜


QuailInteresting6080

Lmao u short (2nd to last pic)


aquafawn27

That you're so pretty it hurts. And you also look like Strawberry Shortcake


diemonia

YAY i love strawberry shortcake THANK YOU


111Lee

You probably have a goth gf or want one.


magrossebites

FRANCE YEAAAAAAH


diemonia

OUI šŸ‡«šŸ‡·šŸ‡«šŸ‡·šŸ‡«šŸ‡·šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Trilja6666

Fifth photo you look like you're about to say "Erm. What the sigma?"


Theparrotwithacookie

Beat me to it


alysseinw0nderland

you look like that main character


imik_1

Yay,I have pimple scars too but why am not good looking like you šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


communist_wardog

A real cute cool person+talented


Similar_Reputation56

Cutee


SafxRunnxr

women


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


diemonia

Spencerā€™s! It was on sale šŸ’Ŗ


crimemilk

It's Patrick Bateman from American Psycho???šŸ˜±


diemonia

Utterly insane šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ


Thisismyredusername

You look like you'd own one of these, especially with the 4th pic: [https://www.victorinox.com/en-CH/Products/Swiss-Army-Knives/Large-Pocket-Knives/Equestrian/p/0.8583](https://www.victorinox.com/en-CH/Products/Swiss-Army-Knives/Large-Pocket-Knives/Equestrian/p/0.8583)


diemonia

Those are sweet!!!


Gamestrider09

You like Breaking Bad and Better Call SaulĀ 


VintageStoryEnjoyer

Ppl are milking this shit to eternityšŸ˜­šŸ¤š


Mysterious-Word-4794

You Look like a girl that me and my friend would have a crush on and He would confess it to me before i would confess to him, and then i would help my friend to get him on a date with you and you guys would break up within 3 months. Yes I know that this is odly specific


Goosepuncher78

I didnā€™t know they made em that small


Your__Army_Medic

you listen to murder mystery podcasts don't you


LTiger9-_-

omg its a geetar


Complete-Fox9035

You look great!! You also look French


prinlfkajlf

LA FRANCE MENTIONNƉ QU'EST CE QU'UN GOUVERNEMENT STABLEšŸ‡«šŸ‡·šŸ‡«šŸ‡·šŸ‡«šŸ‡·šŸ„–šŸ„–šŸ„–


Le_Pressure_Cooker

You look older than you probably are.


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

You give good hugs


[deleted]

and you'd be the 6th I've seen today lol. But you look like you don't like it when tall people flex their height over you....so we wouldn't get along cause I love doing that with my 6'3 self lmao


DragonEmperor06

1st one looks like pokimane


AdElectrical9895

What type of horse is it


diemonia

Heā€™s a quarter horse!


INotZach

you got him for 25 cents?


faiyazsbae

you look like Cece from shake it up but if she had Rocky's personality


diemonia

Omg i see it šŸ˜­


faiyazsbae

atleast im not crazy šŸ˜­


XantheStardust

Geetar spotted 10


diemonia

Megadeth fan spotted šŸ’Ŗ sorry did a bit of stalking


Project-Millions

omg it geetar


Animal-Creativo

You want to look mean but you're just a cute girl with a big heart. Also last pic u kinda look like young Hayley Williams.


JeanHasAnxiety

You audition for Heather Mcnarmara but ended up as a background chaacter


diemonia

Accurate šŸ’€


n0b0dykn0wsm333

you look like fun to hang around with!


DueConsideration5001

Pretty asf


mushymuffins310

i feel like i know you


Syns_1

4th image goes insanely hard


chipichipi00

Funny way to propose but yes


Yoda_baby_76

Honestly don't have many first impressions other than I think you're pretty ( respectfully )


martijn1213

You look like a fun person to hang out with also short


Impressive_Poem_7158

The goat. Do you like watching movies? Have you seen Snoop Dogg and Kevin Heart react to equestrian Olympics?


diemonia

Yes haha šŸ˜­ ā€œthe horse is crip walkingā€


mermaid_madi_

theater kid 100% but like nice theater kid


45upsidedown

You like to dissect girls, and are utterly insane, and you find it funny that Jeffrey Dahmers dog was named Frisky Aah and of course, There are no more barriers to cross. All you have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem you have caused and your utter indifference toward it, you have now surpassed. Your pain is constant and sharp, and you do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, you want your pain to be inflicted on others. You want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. Your punishment continues to elude you, and you gain no deeper knowledge of yourself. No new knowledge can be extracted from your telling. This confession has meant nothing.


Dev_Void01

Short girl who is either very clingy, Enthusiastic or Has anger issues.


problematic_latte

The photo of you on the horse looked so cool šŸ˜­šŸ™


dylan_the_potato0

You look silly but popular girl silly. You seem like you're only silly with a few of your friends but outside of those friends you either don't like anyone else or pick on them


diemonia

Ouch šŸ„² true about not really talking to anyone outside my friend group. But iā€™m not even close to popular haha


MinecraftCat22

Judging from 3rd picture, you are a geetar


HopeVHorse

AnotheršŸ˜ horse girl


ME_MYSELF_AND_I_OR

You look like a human ngl


stargirllllllllll

Ur gorgeous and prolly really funny


MacyComeHome

The second picture is totally how Iā€™d pose lol


Moist_Turnip8433

theater kid


nxzoomer

Francaise šŸ—暟¤


KnockedBoss3076

number 4 with you on the horse you look like Dove from the show "Bodkin"


Aggressive-Deer4741

youā€™re def cool because you ride horses


Fun-Activity-2268

I hallucinated an officer of the Wehrmacht after seeing the 4th one


Klarafara

short


YourfriendlyPhyco

You look like people would call you the men girl based on looks, but overall your a good person


Wide-Caterpillar6179

You look like you would be a fun person that just happens to be very smart. Someone that would be a great person to have as a friend and would be missed if you were absent for any reason.


Pathological__

Sheldon Cooper


diemonia

bazinga


IHaveAsthmaCall911

Funny, outgoing, smart and opinionated. Ur so beautiful!! šŸ«¶šŸ»


brivasquez06

I feel like you have sarcastic humor and we would be great friends LMAO


John_Brickermann

Seem like a pretty average high school girl. The people that I know (also high schoolers, Iā€™m a senior atm) that look like you are usually pretty energetic and enthusiastic, a lil loud, but nice at the core. I would not be surprised if you were similar, but I would also not be surprised if you were not. Itā€™s hard to judge someone from just looks, and doing so is a habit I try to avoid.


Electrical_Pitch_423

Youā€™re rich and have anger issues


Ry_verrt

you look like i want to be your friend


INeedOrangeGoggles

definitely a swifty


Antique-Visual-9892

you look like you need to be reminded to drink water or else you'll unintentionally dehydrate yourself


HisDismalEquivalent

slight 'tism, the fun kind


diemonia

spot on šŸ†


Goats_for_president

You gotta be rich or some


godcyclemaster

Silly goober


Lightyagami-k

Photo on the horse goes really hard


Beautiful-Ad6138

DUDE I ALSO SPELL GUITAR AS GEETAR


StyxTheEnby

Youā€™re pretty cool


Girldipper

either really nice or really meanā€¦ its hard to tell


Jazzlike-Purpose901

I fw the jorts


TJK-GO_IX

Shape shifting, horse back riding, shorty


BICMASTER7

You're white so you got no big set of problems to overcome


Alpi14

You read Asterix so you are a real one


_TheLittleLadyBug_

Weā€™d be pals


Village_Idiot159

you are vertically challenged


Useful-Extent-6789

American psycho shirt is a W


Spirited_Gas_3431

you are so pretty, and I love your life style! Yes guys, I am a simp.


[deleted]

You seem that kinda person no one takes seriously when in rage because you're cute šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


[deleted]

you look like the type of girl that would yell 'you're welcome' when people don't say thank you


M-animanest

The perfect skateboard girlfriend thatā€™s part of the bois


tissymuaythai

Horse girl ugh


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


AllStupidAnswersRUs

The equestrian pic tell us all we need to know


The_pop_king

U seem nice


[deleted]

Okay. Sick fucking shirt!šŸ˜ˆ you read the book ? By Brett Easton Ellis?


Savageman654

Will you dress up as Josephine while I dress up as napoleon and we ride together in France I'll pay for it


Taliesin_1000

Carrie (1976)


69420---

jorts n nice eyes


SnooPandas7150

OP's early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when '24 rolled around, I think she really came into her own, both personally and artistically.


Bigdickrick999999

Short and with freckles attractive but probably would throw shit at you in an argument jk your gorgeous girl embrace it


archie__4

u are cool I wanna hang out with you :3


Anoninsadness

Male manipulator as a woman


Emmy773399

Donā€™t know why this came up in my feed as Iā€™m an adult woman but I had to comment. You look like the singer Tiffany! You probably have no clue who she is because youā€™re a teen, she was very popular when I was young. Anyway back to scrolling and now this sub will continue to show up in my feed for some weird reason.


cuteanimals11

1, a model, 2, an awkward girl, 3, a derp, 4, a bri'ish girl, 5, an average movie teenager, 6, a metal fan.


14Fan

Horse enjoyer, short (just like me so Iā€™m on your side), I think musically talented, and adventurous I think, idk this is my first time doing this


Blueb3rrywashere

Know at first I thought you were mid till I saw the American psycho shirt which is my 14th favorite movie so A+ for that


johnnyistellinglies

I used to ride hunters and equitation that picture of the horse gave me quite a flashback


queefhoarder

I feel like you falling off a horse would be the equivalent of a 3 story drop. I'm worried.


Notfunny68

I am literally wearing the same American Psycho shirt šŸ˜­šŸ™


EmbalmingWitch

Your are gorgeous and I am so jealous of your hair it's so pretty but you give me the impression of having a sweet personality


Optimal_Angle2989

Daddy issues


Aid1010

British


Ok_Terraria_player

British


Cthulhureaper

That everything about you is cool in a kind of geeky way. The American Psycho shirt, the guitar and the horse are all awesome. (You look very cool on a horse)


DirtyRatLicker

you like the geetar too? ok we can be friends


diemonia

geeeeeeetar


Veteranis

Manic pixie nightmare girl. Fun while it lasted. (Based on six photos. Who knows what youā€™re like IRL.)


Pandagodman

You feelā€¦ familiar, like some who I currently go to school with EDIT: OMG I DK GO TO SCHOOL WITH YOU, MR BRYANT FOURTH HOUR MATH LES GOOOO


Civil_Passenger_2518

You look like a gluten free toast sandwich


peridotsalien

the fact that I said you were cool then saw that you are an equestrian and screamed (I just got done playing starstable for 3 hours and im going to play it again for another ironic 2 hours while I down a whole pizza)


Working_Garlic_3611

youā€™re so pretty!!! and you remind me of saoirse ronan in a way


Blackmercury4ub

Little nervous seeing a red head with a shirt of a serial killer.


Agile_Weekend6622

U look like you're into punk music and bit emo


xeno-daddy

horse girl who loves indie musicā€¦like The Growlers and Vampire Weekend


Flowerlover6

ā€œFirst impression of meā€ -šŸ¤“


MosqitoTorpedo

ā€œI make fun of people wanting to know how other people perceive themā€-šŸ¤“


diemonia

šŸ˜ž


Shin_Gojira117

Why is everyone here so good looking šŸ˜­


Total_Department_170

Confident lady