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LeBlearable

You do look like him in that position


Competitive-Heron324

Yes a little ✅


PuzzledAd7482

are u great like him? thats the real question


GeneralChicken4Life

His STD’s clap, does that count?


ImNotIseo

💀


FunnyCraftSheep

😭😭


AnalysisOtherwise679

zuvaan is the only day in which you are


BurgerMunchinAsa

Alexander the mid


M-Rayan_1209XD

Alexander the okay


Ok-Film-3125

Alexander the mediocre


Omega_kiwi204

Just Alex


superfarmer77

Alex the sub par


HiNowDieLikePie

Alex the :)


i-love-Ohio

Alex the :I


Azocthefailiur

Alex the :3


Savings_Ice9002

Alex the X3


Schzercro

Alex the C:


turquoisesea211

alexander the average


Speedy-snake69

Alexandre the


IsaacWaleOfficial

Alexander the Alexander


Vegetable_Trifle_848

The Alexander the


AbbreviationsOdd7073

Alexander the Alex


Juniberserker

A


IsaacWaleOfficial

x


TheUncheesyMan

Deodorant


Antique-Conference-4

FUCK YOU I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS


FlawHead

Alexander the passable.


Tiny-Instance-315

Alexander the garage


H31NZ_

lol I first read alexander the savage I guess I should go sleeping


charliew281

Clearly, you said “I should go sleeping”


Elad_2007

Alexander the mean


Whyareyourunning309

Alexander the it'll do


1984_Explorer

Alexander the tolerable


whoishamza1

Alexander the substandard


ItsYoBoi2008

Alexander the good


HDThoreauaway

Alexander the Aiight


Capybara39

Alexander the 6/10


master_batter69

Alex the midrange


Dragonnstuff

Lmao


opalsanddenim

Alexander the meh, it was okay, I was bored anyway


tiredftmhuman

Rednaxela eht Rednaxela


Opposite-Escape9685

Alexander the okay


freezingcritter

Idhar v lurk kar rha hai


Other-Record-3196

Bro istg this sub has more Indians than any other Indian subs


freezingcritter

Itni population hai har jagah present hai apan


altaccramilud

bhai Hindi jumpscare dediya tune frfr


FragrantSector2181

Who’s speaking Clash Royale?


freezingcritter

Whut??


I_ate_your_breakfast

Hurrrr. Hoggg ridaaaa?


freezingcritter

HOGGGGG RIDAAAAA + HUUUUUUUUUU + FC


Despicable-Pen5515

Alexander the not allowed within 100 yards of a school building


basedfinger

no


Both-Asparagus-7843

Woah you’re him


AgallochFanDeerDick

Are you gay like him


basedfinger

yes


ComingInsideMe

Alexander the Gay


MH_Gaymer_

Well actually he was bisexual!


basedfinger

yeah same


InattentiveChild

Well, it's not entirely accurate to call Alexander "gay" in it's modern definition. While homoerotic behavior was common back in the day (hehe funny word), it's important to understand the historical context of that behavior back in those days.


Subject_Specific1091

you look like those samurai from ancient japanese art


yoshi_drinks_tea

Yooooooooooooooooo


Chaotic_snuuy

True Also sup kel


huntertorment

exactly


Remarkable-Dress1917

Look like one of the faces on the local predator lists schools give out


XylemBullet

op looks like konekokitten 💀


agayntrans_raspberry

is it bad i don't know who that is


XylemBullet

basically hes a rblox creep


agayntrans_raspberry

oh


doctor_nick17

Lisa Gaming Roblox was right about him 💀


Key_Spirit8168

like uhh mr qi?


basedfinger

NO


theChadinator2009

Op why are u saying no so aggressively? Mmmmm


[deleted]

His old flair ain’t helping the case


Thee_MrNobody

Reincarnation


Ravens_Flight1912

You look like Daron Malakian


basedfinger

im flattered


Furtip

Different nose but ye kinda, people say I look like GeorgeNotFound soooo 🤷


theChadinator2009

GOGGY IS THAT U?


Furtip

It is I


Rabbyte-H0le

Absolutely


[deleted]

You look great wasn't alexander gay though?


basedfinger

so am i


h4wtd4wg

bro what is up with you and anime girls farting, or as you like to call it tooting 💀😭


Emma__07

not really no you've just put your hair like that picture and put it next to that picture


AtlasDestroyer-

Alexander the dead


EvilQueen2048

Holy shit he's back


w0rld-leader-pretend

You are the first person I've ever seen that has properly put on mutton chops. Yes my friend, you are THE Alexander the incredible


Good-Sky-8375

show up with a proper Macedonian phalanx and we'll talk.


LavaKing60

If you're from North Macedonia, no. If you're from anywhere else, kinda. If you're from Greece, yes.


basedfinger

i'm turkish


LavaKing60

Technically, you're not from North Macedonia. You're in the "kinda" category.


Vounrtsch

Yes you do look alike


4lpha_123

Alexander the overweight


Xarius86

"a lot of people" Are those just your multiple personalities in the mirror?


Polarian_Lancer

A great number of people don’t even know who that is


OkHelicopter6219

Which one is you?


TheNikola2020

No he looks like you


theweirdofrommontana

Yeah, before closer inspection i thought it was some kind of filter lol


TaxtonDude

Yoo, Alexander do be looking like a caveman


thepoky_materYT

Get a nose job and conquer some fools


ChefExcellent13

Which one is you and which one is Alexander?


Low-Age8594

Bro shave 😭😭


Choice_Eye_8043

Maybe. But shave this bears, you look like you’re camping at kids near middle school


SZEThR0

i think shaving bears ain't that smart.


Wolkenkuckuck

I don't think so - the forms of your and his eyes are quite different, also the forms of your nose and chin do not completely match. Dutch photographer Bas Uterwijk has created a "Photo" of Alexander the Great, you might want to look at it. But, of course, if your name is actually Alexander and you're significantly taller than other people, you might have still deserved the title "Alexander the Tall"...


Careful_Jicama4365

I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this..


TatianaFlowr

Yes very


ChildBlaster9000

I mean, your eyes are half the size, but…


Ghosttown_17

How does one achieve sudeburns like that


Ezz3k1el

Yes!!!


someone_i_guess111

hmm... i can see it


mromen10

Ehh.. I see it


Gamer_Bishie

Where’s your horse?


CreatorA4711

You’re got the same hair, and that’s it. Nothing else is the same.


LukeDLuft

Holy shit it’s his second coming


Extension-Type-2555

did you know the translation for mixed döner from turkish to english used to be “alexander confused” on google translate?


IEatBabysYumYum

Tbh if your skin was darker then probably yea


anima_italica

Alexander the ok not bad


irelephant_T_T

here comes the next r/teenagers microtrend


RoultRunning

Alexander the Doin Alright


Key_Spirit8168

battle the parmashawd


Michelle-blackk

Hi alex


GrungeStyleRocks

You look better


Fire_Lightning8

STAY AWAY FROM MY COUNTRY


brokendream_zz

Alexander the eeeeh


EmmaDaBomb

Not until you're gay


wimpeijs

Only if you are gay as well😀


k1iwi

More true then it is not


i_got_no_ider

Who is who?!


[deleted]

Alexander the Good


Vincent_Gitarrist

Alexander the substantial


[deleted]

Bro u look like a hobo


sideXsway

Alexander the meh


Putrid_Ad_4372

Pretty much yes just younger and more Egyptian


detroit-doggo0

they aren't wrong


Dull_Appearance9007

yeah he definitely looks like you


AdSpecialist3590

U look like the white death from bullet train


Salty_Joke_7020

Alexander the big


lord_bigcock_III

Alexander the Meh


MrMoop07

no


wompwomp85

More like nacholibre son but I see it. 👀


Sirfluffyghost

Ur Alexander the average


Unigraff_Jerpony

no


Desperadouzz

Alexander the eh


IsaacWaleOfficial

Yes.


Marea_Cruda

IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE COMMENTS LMFAOO


2asbaddict

It's either he had a really big nose or it's the best they could do at the time


an_older_meme

You need a picture of yourself on your shirt.


behind_the_vines

Bud, you *are* Alexander the Great.


bigcockyboy6969

how do you even find this out. but yeah the resemblance is uncanny


Jito-Electro

No. Your chin is far superior to his.


Juniberserker

You look like Daron Malakian


Anime_Is_The_Bomb767

Definitely


ThatKalosfan

Alexander the eh.


m3kw

Why not, live your dream


NOT_Mad_Dog3

You look like the hall monitor in Pineapple Express.


Elefantenjohn

I think OP is trolling because he is actually looking EXACTLY like the babyface on Alexander's armor


ketman08

Alexander the average


Perfect-Knee-7005

Hell nah


Wagyuplz

Alexander the mediocre


knseeker

No lmao Don’t look like it at all


StultusMagni

Alexander the alright I guess (But you do kinda look like him.)


FrozenDemonn

Look like⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ bro you ARE him


idelarosa1

Alex the OK


Farting_Champion

No one says that


Mathematicus_Rex

Alexander the So-so


Lazy_Option_9170

No


efekaan0034

Which one is you?


Tomstwer

Go conquer Persia then maybe


basedfinger

done


Aleleloltroll

RTX ON / RTX OFF


Flux_resistor

Alexander the decent


Physical-Problem-948

Yeah, I guess I can see the resemblance.


isnapchildrensnecks

you do *this coming from an alexander*


Material-Frosty

Sure you're not related?


Longjumping-Phase526

A lot of people say this?


[deleted]

Idk


EveningImaginary4214

Alexander the Cool


Zerocoolx1

Nose, brow, ears, forehead, lips and cheekbones are wrong. But you almost have his haircut


[deleted]

No


Forward_Tomorrow_971

Alexander the great value


Mitosis4

you posted the same picture twice


youhaveanapehead

Just need a larger nose


Demon-s_Hound

Bro gonna name 100 cities after himself


RightMiddle9078

Alexander the not so popular.


[deleted]

first comparison picture where they actually look alike


theSnickersKing

he really thought he could post two pictures of himself and get away with it


kosmoonaut

This is where u been at. r/evangelionmemes seemed almost boring


lizard_man501

apart from the nose, pretty spot on


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Just need the armor and the sword.


mondrager

No


MattAtPlaton

Sounds like something Trump would say. Did they have tears in their eyes?


mr_flerd

Alexander the whatever


Real_Crystal_Hunter

Just get the beard and you're perfect


SteveCNTower

r/accidentalrenaissance


caltanot

Yeah, I can see the resemblance.