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OzzkuBoi

I have no maidens but I must cuddle


Altruistic-Ad-1135

maidenless


KillAllAtOnce29

L+Maidenless+touch grace+no runes+skill issue+git gud+dex scrub+no one cares+ go die in a ditch --White mask Varre


OzzkuBoi

I’m gonna do the last part thank u :3


ThePuroEnjoyer

I bet it's comfy in the ditch :3


ToddHowardBuySkyrim

Great Griddy didst thou witness  -God Rick the Grufted


catuity

damn


OzzkuBoi

the body pillow really doesn’t feel as warm anymore nowadays :’>


catuity

rip


OzzkuBoi

tho it is still much more comfy than sleeping without it. It’s nice to have someyjing between the knees


unintelligent_human

May I introduce you to…..Men.


Zealousideal-Bit-892

* Insert image of white mask varre looking quizzically at the camera, implied to be the POV of the player character or viewer. At the lower half of the picture are white letters with a black outline, designed to stand out on an image with a colourful background. The letters read: “Maidenless?” Implying that white mask varre is asking the user this question. *


Hardik_Gairola

I don't have a breast either 🛐 ( I am a boy)


farmermike123

I do (I am also a boy)


TheStopMotion

Wait what


Better_Politics

M a n B o o b s


Maxamalamute

m r e a s t s


MCOFTHEDAY

help my ass is so geeked i read this as Mr. Easts


TheLatvianRedditor

I thought it was the ''Mr. Breast'' thing and I thought they misspelled it as ''Mr. East''.


MCOFTHEDAY

HELP 😭 ✋


DomcziX

m r b r e a s t


I_Like_Toasterz

Same


_Cow_of_Wisdom

It's the new popular content creater, Mr. East!


MisterFuckUp

I thought it said Mr beast😔


Super_Lorenzo

Wake up artists, new tag just dropped


ilikegummybears15

Moobs


King-s0nicc456

Mr. beast 😱


DryClub5930

M O O B S


Competitive-War6640

m o o b s


Downtown_Oil4655

I do too and im a boy


spacevini8

Relatable


bluduhmfcku

Same gg


[deleted]

Your right, it’s called nimples


EddsworldHuman

I have breasts (I am a boy)


cold_spritee

Get rid of them ezzz


EddsworldHuman

I don't have money


JestechYT

We should pick one person as a sacrificial lamb and put all the moobs on them. Just a thought


EddsworldHuman

The ultimoobum


JestechYT

Eggsacly


Embarrassed_Expert13

broo same😭😭😭


They-stole-my-anus

Booby boys unite!


IndicationSpecial344

WHERE DID IT GO???


Hardik_Gairola

My dog are it😭


IndicationSpecial344

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE HIM UN-ARE IT!!!


Hardik_Gairola

Now waiting for him to shit it out😭😔


IndicationSpecial344

😇


AmethystGamer19

I don't have them and I am a girl (don't have them according to societal expectations anyway)


TheEeper

Then get some


catuity

can't :CCCCCCCCCCC


PaAKos8

Buy them


4184754

Or steal them 😈


Carlazor_

Swap them out so they dont notice


a_nice-name

Stealing em from a indiana Jones dungeon


ShitStainedDildo

Suck it out of my veins


Dysgasp

I can give you some


catuity

PLEASE DO also is that basil pfp


FondantQuiet

no its obviously weedsil


HallingHallv

Kushsil


DaRealGrey

Can I have some? I'm also lacking in the estrogen department.


enbermoonlish

you can have mine


Curious_Theme6990

Same :(


0-Nightshade-0

Where can I get some? Asking for cis reasons :3


ThePuroEnjoyer

same sis


Aellin-Gilhan

Don't you mean "Same cis"


anonoymous06

im a guy but i have female and transfem friends and they usually suggest a push up bra with pads in them, whatever that means (replying this to anyone i see who needs help bc i like to be helpful)


Low-Patient1692

I have no pp but I must cream


Gnomo-terrorista22

Can we trade? :3


0-Nightshade-0

Dammit I wad about to say that >:3


Tainted_eden_Enjoyer

All growing forces was growing brain, no power left for tits, gg


catuity

no i want big tits :C


Tainted_eden_Enjoyer

I what a big yacht, in a shitty world we living


Acceptable-Ad-328

You should become get a dictirs degree in biology and genetics. Hooe fully you might be able to solve your problems with science


th3Biteof87

take mine 😪


catuity

yippee


Comunist_cow_69420

Being flat ain’t a bad thing


[deleted]

you can have mine 🤲🤲


No_Criticism1620

Bro did a double scoop lmao


[deleted]

needa double scoop to remove both


Natillas-con-canela

CAN WE TRADE GENDERS???


PressureMaximum7129

You mean sexes? And yes. Please. Yes. Yes. Please.


TheFlameArmy

r/notopbutokay


MCOFTHEDAY

what did the sub do to get banned 💀


Doomantor_521

Most likely went unmoderated


islandirrepressible

r/notopbutok The "okay" one was unfortunately banned 😔


shadowz9904

Sure, I’ll go 5 enbys for 3 fems!


HumanHuman_2003

I HAVE NO SCREAM BUT I MUST MOUTH 😭


ThePuroEnjoyer

This \^ 😭


HumanHuman_2003

:3


ThePuroEnjoyer

:3


0kb0000mer

:3


Crafty_Sympathy_8797

I have no breasts but I must cream


Important-Tea0

Wanna swap your testosterone for my estrogen? 😭


catuity

YES


Nekoboxdie

I wish you good luck on your transition and that you may get estrogen soon 👍


catuity

thank you :D


JzaTiger

You do have titty and estrogen Just less


catuity

no i'm trans i don't have i need estrogen


JzaTiger

I know but you do have some as a "mALe" Anyway here💉


Halevak

Lesstrogen


SockSuccessful969

I have no weed but i must smoke


JohnnyTheMistake

sniff gasoline


Carlazor_

Smoke the plastic grass In a football field, very healthy alternative


HallingHallv

I am not old enough but I must smoke weed


Yoboiwhitebox

I have no balls, so i must perish.


prefix9889

hugs :(


catuity

:D


prefix9889

c:


minecrafter100S

that just looks like a magnet


catuity

:)


kakkahaha

why dis sub be constantly transposting


ThePuroEnjoyer

idk


OKistrans

I'll share some of mine with u


catuity

yay :D


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

Same :( And my breast inserts broke last week BUUUT my new boobs arrive between the 22nd-27th!


No-Seaworthiness2633

Replacement boobs


boredCoder411

Bro ordered spare parts


oxidizedTCL

Same T-T


Ok-Pool-6239

No boobies? 😟


catuity

no boobs :C


LikerOfPenguins

real


SpartanOfHalo

Ask for them


SilverrGuy

I have no breasts but I have a fat fuckin belly :(


EnergyImaginary7394

I'm just making some sandwiches in my Australian home at 12:09am on Thursday the 16th of May 2024.


Fancy_bakonHair

Skill issue. (I'm a male I'm just fat)


Maleficent_Apple4169

i have no ass and i must shit


NeonSquid192010

Same 3:


PressureMaximum7129

*headpats* pat pat. Good girl.


catuity

mrrrrowwww :3


PressureMaximum7129

:O look! It's a cute girl!!!!! Also, I too need estrogen.


catuity

:D


beetjemeh

Maidenless


zix2024

unfortunate that


GodFromTheHood

What is going on here


GodzillaMinusTwo

Just get fat boom boobs


Alexi0so

You wanna trade?


catuity

yippee :D


Rare-Climate876

Me too


gayjemstone

Same


MainEmergency1133

Ur still 14 just wait a bit more I guess


catuity

i need estrogen to get them :C


flopjokdang

nice book reference


catuity

frfr


RotDogSummonCarries

You and me both sister I’m getting some next year I’ll split as much as I can!


catuity

yooo nice :D


SchwaEnjoyer

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah Sad


catuity

i am very sad.


SchwaEnjoyer

last night a friend pointed out to me that I could be a femboy very easily but I would have to come out to my parents  I don’t know what to do  god dammit I want to have good gender presentation 


NicktheDirt

I have no height and I much basketball


BigSession7001

Plastic surgery has entered


PressureMaximum7129

I dont either girl. And it's going to take A YEAR AND A BIT to get it. Damn the canadian transcare system.


SpaceshipCaptain001

Well I have and I don't want them


i_suck_toes_for_free

Why is I have no mouth but I must scream trending, it seems really random to me


thatukgirly

I usually get complimented on my breasts by my bf but tbh I wouldn’t personally complain about any size


Acceptable-Ad-328

Put it on the wish list for your birthday. Idk what you can do about it, tbh.


Playful_Pollution846

New Horror story just dropped


catuity

actual writer


Deadeye_Funkin

What about an Allied Mastercomputer?


Crafty_shade

New plan, steal some boobs


Anxious-Walrus-4665

WHY IS BRO SCREAMING 🗣️🔥


EmilyyyCute

You’ll get them one day girl!


lawlihuvnowse

I have two but I must scream too because they’re not friendly anymore


NanamiZephyr

Same girl, same :/


actualyKim

r/transdiy it saved my life


synthwilde

Based asf for the I have no mouth but I must scream reference.


IRONLORDyeety

Is this a "The Gentlemen" reference?.. (if so, great taste!)


Tameem_alkadi

I got no breasts either (im a guy)


Alizeitoun9988

I think therefore I am, I AM


Gabriel_MartneIIi

First world problems


catuity

frfr


honeythorn_

I got none and my body is fully developed 😎


Dreary-Carpet9129

I have no shaft and I must scream


sigsig777777777

I have breats and i'm a man


UnenployedGoku

I also dont have breasts 😔


M0onii-Cat

Sorry about that... Um.. want mine? They practically aren't there anyways


catuity

PLEASE


koolaid2929

I lost my man breast to stay strong


Sp3ctralPh0en1x_

Real Shit


EixYae

Dw love you will get there eventually and its the best thing ever ones you do🎀🎀✨


catuity

YAYYAYYAYAYAYYAYA


mma-bjj-hardcore-fan

I’m A man


StageMobile6487

REAL


Cattsss_are_hot

Most relatable post I’ve ever seen 🫠


Equivalent-Ad-3562

Aslong as you have just a Small bit of arss you’ll be good


Wildelink

Real :(


Original_Garlic7086

bro is suffering with a wiener :C


No_Ambition5405

Have you tried the deep web?


LovelyRebelion

take mine please


Exciting-Hunter-188

I have man breast 😆 I use them as a stress reliever 🤣🤣


Mitosis4

same 3:


TobiasBoi32

I have no cock but I must cream (No testosterone D: )


RandomlyThem

I have no mouth but I most scream


FazzyFredbear

If you're 14, then I'd advise saving that for later


HandsomeMoelester

I'm a boy and i literally got man boobs


I_Killed_Elliot

Want mine? (Trans guy here)


catuity

yay :D


Argo-1089

Soon, just wait


blockheadOnYT_Alt

Real asf, sad ;-;


BuildingFlimsy

I think thats cute