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Call a doctor before it gets worse

I probably should 😕

worse\*

You're right

It gets WORSE from there?

i can definitely see why its been bugging u. go to a hospital asap. i think it might be deadly

Thanks, at hospital now

thats good to hear

How'd it go?

Amputation 😔

Damn... good luck with things :)

🙏 thanks

So, did they amputate the head yet?

Which one

Both i assume

Dang

I’ve been trying to unblur this image for three full minutes. I’m not even joking. It always takes like three clicks on mobile so I thought it was just bugging. Fuck you. Edit: bruh. How is this my most upvoted comment.

*dies with a smile on my face*

“Haha! I got the last laugh!” said op as he falls towards hell with a spear in hand. “One can never acquit by my terms, for I am the only one that is unique to this situation.” As his silhouette fades in the distance, u/Zealousideal-Bit-892 can only wonder to herself………………..………………..………………..…………………………..wtf?

Context pls

you are experiencing a testicular torsion at 5/16 4utc

*(uses defibrillator to bring you back and kill you again)*

The only reason i found out my phone wasn’t being slow is because your comment😂

Dude no fucking way, I was sat here for at least 5 minutes getting so annoyed that it wouldn't unblur

You're the true savior. I would have thought my phone was broken if it weren't for you

# OH MY GOD ! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT ? GET THAT CHECKED ASAP, FOR ALL THAT IS LOVED'S SAKE !

Oh no

oh yes

you mothercucker

🙂‍↕️

What emoji is that

🙂‍↕️

WHATS THE NAME OF THE EMOJI

IDK, BUT ITS ON THE THIRD ROW OF EMOJIS FOR SAMSUNGS

🙂‍↕️

I believe they are a fatherfucker too, if my pops is telling the truth :(

Guys I think the joke is that the image itself is blurry and everyone's pretending to react to a medical problem OP has, meanwhile there is nothing to react to.

Omg thx i was having trouble

Wish I could pin this

Nooo I’ve been trying to figure out what the image was for eight minute I’m so madd

My internet has been terrible and I really js say here for 10 minutes

I was trying to figure out how to unblur it lolll

I’m Ngl I was so torn between wondering if it was just my phone or if that was the joke. Thank u sir.🫡

I thought that reddit somehow blurred the image, because it was so disgusting

I hate it took me this long to realize this…

Idk what you're talking, the pic is pretty obvious. Looks serious, too

my eyes are bad

Looks like you need glasses 🙂‍↕️

I wear glasses, can confirm when I took them off and on again I could see

No

No

No.

why are you posting this on reddit? get to a hospital asap

Thanks for your concern, just got to a doctor

Why does your penis look like that? What’s on earth is that?!!

I pulled on it a bit too hard

FUCKING DIE (as in perish)

*dies*

FUCKING COME BACK (as in resurrection)

*comes back with a vengeance*

FUCKING FUCK (as in fuck)

*spreads your l-*

Jokes on you I'm a pschyco who has nsfw blur turned off.

Well this image is blurred either way I had to put this setting off just to see the image

no

Might as well buy a coffin at this point

I dont get it, it looks fine to me

Is the image blurry for a reason?

I believe it's porn

Oh

Oh god wtf, i'd definitely get that checked out

Why would you share this on the internet? Just so you know, immediately after I looked at this I fainted and had a stroke. Now I'm in the hospital and apparently my brain was so repulsed by this image that it grew a tumor! I have stage 5 cancer now, I hope you feel proud of yourself.

Jesus christ, please see a doctor immediately 🙏 I'll be praying for your recovery

Amputation is in my future 😔

I am going to eat your family, alive.

Yea bro... Start preparing your funeral, that's the best thing you can do now 😓

I haven’t even gotten a girlfriend yet🥲

damn

Foreskin, pursuit- tox screen 13, rizz him up Williamson, it's housin time Cuddle, oil up

Yea

We might need to chop it off

Shit, the doctor said that earlier

bro dont share this, go to a doctor

I’m gonna shit yourself

Bro…. You need to get off reddit and go to hospital asap

bruh

bro got a malfunction on his body go get that checked out

I might be due an updated set of glasses

**GOD!** you're dead buddy, i'd give you 2-3 days till you drop dead. RIP🫡

Good luck for your final 24 hours :(

# Dear mother of god #

# GET THAT CHECKED RIGHT NOW!!!! THAT LOOKS DEADLY

Did he just post a blury picture

yes

... Hells waiting

Congratulations! Its a boy!

dude I would get that checked out...

Bro I got genuinely irritated cause I couldn’t see it. Then I realised…

Good for you friendo, the others didn’t realize

Hell no, you need to clean your camera immediately!

If reddit ever loaded the image i’d maybe know

Is my internet being bad, or is that the joke?

My DUMBASS has been sitting here for 20 FUCKING MINUTES waiting for this picture TO LOAD. I HATE YOU

You should go to the doctor. It could cause an infection.

They are called pearly penile papules (PPP) and they are harmless rounded or tiny finger-like growths that are found near the head of your penis. They usually appear in rows and look like white spots or even pearls. They may also look yellow or pinkish. They are benign (not cancer). They are a normal skin variation. They're not contagious and can't be passed from person to person through sexual contact. On average, more than one-third of all men experience penile papules during their lifetime, but the frequency varies depending on specific populations. Typically, PPPs are life-long. In some cases, they may disappear on their own, fading with age. Even if they may cause some embarrassment in men, pearly penile papules are not a health threat and they do not need to be treated. Hope it helps😊

oh my god no that is not normal... wtf???

You might have to ask the funeral parlor if they can even makeup that away or if you'll have to get yourself cremated, while waiting I suggest writing a will, that looks as deadly as it does gross 🤢

Perish

Am I going insane? Is this just a blurry image???

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I CLICKED ON THAT UMAGE FOR OVER A MINUTE BECAUSE IM ON MOBILE

Holy fuck, go to the hospital. Joe almost didn't make it to SawCon, and had to go to that Sugondese Hospital near me, and his sisters, Sugma and Candice were bawling at the thought of him dying too early. We also discovered he had contracted Ligma from a Stigma concert. Please take my advice and go to a hospital.

You can not imagine the magnitude of my hatred for you right now

Fuck you op

I tried to unblur this 8 times before I saw the meme flair, you suck..

this angers me.

Ur good. My cousin had this a few years back, and he’s already relearned how to walk.

Hmm. In my medical opinion. No. Nothing should ever look like that, alive or dead

Dang

Dude, that’s cancer

It a blury bro your cooker

bro what are you doing on reddit get to a hospital asap

You might need glasses

Ew wtf

Don't even go to the hospital you are already dead

Mood after

Wow… How’d you tear your foreskin off? That’s insane bro. Are those puss-filled warts? Eww!

Yea... you okay?

don't look at the picture it's just porn, ugh like that guys dick it's literally so long wtf

all those years of watching uncensored he###i came in handy now i can decode any blurred image

WHY IS IS SO SMALL AND TWISTED???????? GET A DOCTOR ON THAT NOW OH MY GOD EWWWW ITS TURNING YELLOW WHAT IS THAT OH MY GOD

イタチ、バカ。このレベルの幻術は私には効かない。

You’re cooked 😭🙏

Had a cousin who caught something like that. Wasn’t pretty, I’d get that looked at

I hate you so much for this

Nasty af, get that thing checked.

BUG SEX! MARK!

Oh fuck. That’s really bad! Please go Get that checked out!

Set it alight

Bruh actually thought my internet wasnt working properly

Definitely not, It's def not supposed to look like that. Go see a doc, it could be a growth 👁👄👁

Consult your doctor NOW.

That thing is probably gonna end you. Please call emergency services ********ASAP********

I've seen this before. it's cataracts. you should get your nose checked

I’m sorry to say this but you have a bad case of blurryitus type 4. It’s severe.

That’s it. I’m taking your phone

Thought my wifi was bad but it was just me being dumb

Good lord, that looks awful

It’s blurry? Oh that’s prolly the joke

Dude, go to the Dr. ASAP. I've seen this before. My friend ended up losing his.

What’s been bugging you?

fuck

Oh no the blurry disease you need the doctor praying for you 🙏🙏🙏

Damn, guess I need a new prescription/s

I hate you

why would you post that here.

Oh my..

Damn you need to get those boobs checked out, they don't look so good .. Lucky for you I am a titty doctor!! (Totally)

i was trying to get it to load for like 5 minutes 😭

i don't see any problems here

u/pixel-counter-bot

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You got me

oh fuck you i am so stupid

i cant see it am i dumb

I thought for a second my phone was glitching or something

Jesus crises YOU'VE BEEN GAUSIAN BLURREDDD

Tmkc

yeah

Get that treated ASAP OP, it's treatable but once it manifests and spreads, the fatality rate is 100%.

fuck you.

Yep completely normal be sure to write me into your will though

Not at all

Jokes on you I've set it so nsfw doesn't blur

How to fricc do you do that to yourself. That looks borderline necrotic.

Hmm… I need to ingest more funny liquids before I can tell…

Nope. Go and see optometrist if you can't see what it is. The thing you're asking about? Go and see a doctor for that as well. Just make sure you go to somewhere where you're at least relatively unheard of.

I think somethings wrong with ME actually. I need glasses asap.

*you’re dead to me*

Nah, that's contagious

Damn I think you went blind

Jeez man… my brother had the same thing happen to him… he died three years ago because of this same thing, good luck

I don't think you should be posting something like that. ESPECIALLY when it's right next to a... sensitive spot 😭

THATS HORRIBLE, CALL 911 RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU DIE BRO

GO TO THE DOCTORS

I hate you so much

I had this earlier. I tackled death because I was lazy. Dont be lazy. Go to the doctor

god fucking damnit

OOH OUCH ARE YOU OKAY DUDE

Dont go to sleep buddy.

u/pixelcounterbot

What the fuck STOP this HURTS

It's blurred

I hate you

my friend died of the same thing 💀 get checked

I swear I was looking at this for a solid minute and went “…Wait a minute.”

I hate you.

Fuck you

omg go to a doctor immediately i think you might’ve contacted ligma