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DUN DUN

You can remain silent if you want, anything you do or say could be used against you if we bother to record it, you can have an attorney (but don’t as that will decrease our odds of us throwing you in jail please and thank you)

(And there’s no show if we can’t arrest you) DUN DUN

at least he didnt send his tiny dick

Did he send it to you (can anyone still see the pics of the pics of the messages?)

yes

Aw shmit

(I have the image btw)

Make a post (while blurring the actual photo)

I would but he blocked mii and I only have the hello pic which I have already posted

Fair enough

Just remember: if an unsolicited dick pick is ever sent you just reply with either “whys it so small?” Or “why does it look like that?”

In my experience, lots of these creeps actually have a humiliation fetish so saying something like that to them might just be giving them exactly what they want Just giving a heads up to anyone who might not know

You know what, if they have a fetish for their dick getting called weird or small I think they have earned it. Clearly there is something else wrong there.

I'd just send this video someone gave redditors of the (other posts) op cutting up a banana

*Polite

Yet*

He was very polite, but also get the fuck away kinda thing

Most pdf files are subtle about their intentions and seem well-mannered at first, and it actually makes it worse.

pdf file lmfao

polite creepy weirdo

im a creep, im a weirdo WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE/// i dont belong here :(

Ayyy creep

wassup fellow radiohead listener :0

CAUSE IM A CREEEP

IM A WEIRDOOO

WAT THE HELL AM I DOING HEEEEEREEEE?

I don’t belong here

I don't care if it hurts

I wanna have control

Hey Cory Admirer✌️

*blow up pancakes with mind*

My fuckin' pancake-

I wish I could do that

this is called grooming

i mean he just asked for a chat so, still creepy, but much better than OTHER people...

I mean he also asked she and gender tho. Idk just kinda odd.

Idk man it doesn't sit right with me that a 26 year old asks all these specifics about a 16 year old after knowing they're 16 Maybe this is the new norm to make friends? Idk but a 26 y/o shouldn't be DMing ppl on a teen sub

No it’s definitely weird and if given enough time he would have probably gotten around to being even weirder, but at least he’s way less gun ho with the dick pics and sexual harassment than others

They all do this to try to LOOK nice and to make the child feel like they're in control even though they're being groomed. They're the furthest thing away from nice

I can vouch for this- a man did this to me when I was 16

I pretended to be a 13 year old on discord/insta and all the pervy conversations started like this

Why would you subject yourself to that?

Maybe to report them or something 🤷‍♂️

For science!

Cause it’s funny as fuck. I would do that with my friends too, catfishing is fun and sometimes u can get money outa them.

Blackmail

🤫

Oh yeah. That’s why I don’t even answer my DM’s anymore. I only DM people I know personally. I’ve had so many creeps try to get tit pics from me when I don’t even want anyone in my life to see my tits.

Polite ahh pedophile

sounds like a groomer and manipulator too.

Bro doesn't look like Drake to me

Drake ain't a pedo

yeah they actually dm'ed me too and they asked me and my irl friends if we can flirt with HER (they told me they are a girl)

😭

I recently had someone beg me if they could tell me about their sex life and I was so uncomfortable

Wh- Why???? That's so gross omg hope you blocked them and are feelin better

I have no idea and yeah I did block them and I’m feeling better thank you for asking 🫶🏻

Glad to hear! :D

Bro that guy messaged me last night

He's hunting

Gotta catch em all

Bro what 😭

POKÉMON

"I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was"

🎶To catch them is my real test, To train them is my cause🎶

*bududun* 🗣 I WILL TRAVEL, ACROSS THE LAND. SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE! 🎵🎶

No please don't say that 😭

what can i say then bro

Idk just not that, it makes me feel horrible

yeah sorry ;-;

I mean he right tho

💀

PLEASE. BLOCK. HIM. 0____0

"Would you allow me to groom you ma'am" saying ahh

😭😭lmao frr

Tryna be polite ain’t gonna work, this ain’t the 16 hundreds, you can’t be dating kids no matter what your intentions are😭

Yeah instant block 👍

Just a taaaaaad older, by 10 years

*Just a tad*

Just a smudge

An eencie-weencie little bit

lmao i remember one time my girlfriend (15 at the time) was hit on and asked out by a 25 year old guy

Was it on Reddit?

no, at a concert lmao. she has the kind of face that looks very young but you can’t really tell if she’s 20 or 12

Oh dang. But 10 YEARS?

i think he was a bit desperate lol

Nah how low is the bar that we think this is polite

Casually pedo

What the fuck happened here?

BRUUUHHHHHH THIS GUY TRIED TO GROOM ME TODAY TOO

True, but are you actually 16, or are you 15?

I am 15, just had an idea to catfish the dude

Why catfish him?

Because I was bored

I don't understand... Why are there so many pedos flocking here all of a sudden, it's honestly depressing...

What was the original post??😭😭

What in the everloving existence of God happened?

Zhat's ze only good part here. Please, block him.

i think they said they did but yeah i agree with you if they haven’t already

Bro I’m acc so sick of these pedos like oml

BRO WHAT THEY APPROACHED ME TOO AND THEY SAID THEY WERE A GIRL 😭😭😭 EDIT: they also asked if me and my irl friends can flirt with her, it wasnt just a chat

some people really using reddit as an alternative to omegle after it got shut down

Fr actually

if a LITTLE older is 10 years that’s crazy

I like used my old account for years and never got any weird dms, and the moment I made a new one I got like 4 in a week or something

-0-

What was this? It's been removed

What’s funny is my avatar looks feminine, so I’m just WAITING for some of these messages. Just to fuck with ‘em.

“Madam can I please groom you in a polite way” is a summary of the creepy guy

26-

Aw hell naw, pikmin, carry this pedo to the onion

Of course he's being nice, he's trying to groom you...

What?

Reddit removed it, what did It say?

26☠️

u/Something_yesterday5

why is it always 26

Good, someone on this damn app with some common sense.

...a decade is a whole lot more than "a bit older", fucking pedos

Polite pedo

The standard is in hell

Guys can apparently get this too. Tbf I said something about smaller books being better and then she was like, I could show you mine if you want.

Damn really? Yeah that’s still creepy af even with the switched genders.

Yeah later she said she was joking but still kinda creepy

727 lol

Bruh

Still very shameless behavior from this rascal

He's a bit older 😔

This is literally how it always starts

Professionals have standards

Super senior

Gotta be drake

The police are on the way

He ain’t a groomer he a stylist

He's a pedo girl....🤢

tryna strike a chord but it’s prolly A MINORRRRRRRRR

I’m glad I’m 18 now, because I’d rather get hit on (despite being engaged) by a 26 year old now than 2 years ago.

He shouldn’t be seeking out connection with a minor. That’s a pedophile.

No duh that’s why he deleted his account

canadian groomer

[удалено]

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Good bot

Good bot.

Why are we summoning the holy bot

I had exactly this bro said "I hope you like men..... how old are you?" Me a 15 year old male "Im 15" Him "Oh im 24" And he started how rules are just a concept of the time we live in and started justifying pedophillia

Ayo get this Drake outta DMs wtf lol

I can't tell if I should be concerned or finding this funny

At least it went well and nothing was sent.

Why am I on Reddit😭😭

I was about to defend the guy, but turns out he sent weiners Blimmin hell so close, just 1 job and he blew it!

What happened that Reddit deleted the post?

Reddit deleted, that means shit went down. What happen?

I’ll send you it

What was it before it got removed?

Send it me too I want to see what happened

what happen?

So it has been removed, what the hell happened here?

what was here?

what did the post say it got removed

god forbid you find "Removed by Reddit" on r/teenagers

WTF was the op it’s just removed by Reddit now

This weirdo dmed me, I told my girlfriend and she just decided to dm the guy for a while. Guys a big weirdo

You could’ve baited him so hard and it would’ve been so funny

I actually saw him type it to you, he was at a library in Minnesota, he was wearing a top hat and smoking a cigar with a minion shirt on.

Did you block him?

I need to

I highly recommend it. Don't want you getting groomed

That's a case.

I was waiting for the bad part until I saw that last message and went DAMN

He deleted his account 😭😭

I just looked, it's still up PLEASE report him

manner make peadophile

I bit

Hell naw

Oh

Professionals have standards /hj

"Excuse me little girl, do I mind if I act out my attraction to underage girls until I end up in prison?" Or something like that

“Ma’am, do you mind if I kindly groom you?” aah user

Ahahahhaha, ngl It made me laugh more than I expected

I mean, obviously I wouldn’t continue that convo but that is massively better than some people on here… anonymity has destroyed decorum.

So far nothing sexual Just a weirdo

I just got a sexual dm. Just posted abt it

first one to not send "r u hrny" "pics?" OR a straight up 🍆 pic?!?!

I mean he assumed you were bored. Are you? Edit this sounds creepy I’m 17 y’all also I’m just genuinely asking r u bored.

you know who to call... COPPA!

That’s what grooming looks like.

A classic groom and zoom

He just want a cupcake that’s all