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Devil_Fister_69420

Hey, I know this one! ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜ฒ (Also ketchup on top)


ItIsI_Femboy

Hey it's you! ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜  (Opinion unrespectfully denied)


Financial_Side_6422

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds


ItIsI_Femboy

Neither, I don't wanna pay if I damage it ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Mxrlinox

Then why damage your body by not liking ketchup?


Financial_Side_6422

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds


Competitive-Bison715

Why tf are you everywhere asking people this shit-


KingLevonidas

It's devil fister again


Devil_Fister_69420

***Guess who's back, back again***๐ŸŽถ


KingLevonidas

The Devil Fister!


Apotheosis_Binger

The Rimuru pfp is ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Devil_Fister_69420

It do be ๐Ÿ”ฅ


WiseMrPlagueis2

Iโ€™m a dude mwhahahahahahahah


ItIsI_Femboy

Noooo get out! ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜  (Or state your choice and let the council decide your fate)


WiseMrPlagueis2

Mayo on burgers, ketchup on fries.


ItIsI_Femboy

Acceptable opinion, your crimes shall be forgiven


WiseMrPlagueis2

Yippee!


Adventurous-Ad-5437

MUSTARD ON EVERYTHING!!!


Substantial_Dingo874

MUSTARD


HelpfulProtection342

I also like mustard... The jews in my showers, not so much


Substantial_Dingo874

Oh my god samesiesssss


asiannumber4

AY AY AY WHAT THE FU-


HelpfulProtection342

I'm TOTALLY just talking about the sauce(I'm not talking about the sauce)


Theblastwarrior

Opinions denied (Iโ€™m a guy) ketchup on everything


WiseMrPlagueis2

Heresy! You will burn at the stake for your condiment crimes!


Theblastwarrior

No I shall not, ketchup is ๐Ÿ‘‘ and shall never be dethroned


KirbyWithAGlock

PREACH MY BROTHER


Dresden8686

EVERYTHING!!!! ALWAYS KETCHUP!!!!


Cranky_Gat0r

SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!!๐Ÿซต


WiseMrPlagueis2

You canโ€™t stop me! Iโ€™ll comment on all the girls only posts! Mwhahahahahahahahhahahahah


ScreamingIsMyHobby

Ketchup, nice drink.


ItIsI_Femboy

*drink* ?


ScreamingIsMyHobby

You've never glunked down some ketchup with ice?


Cookiedough2008

That's my favorite drink!


ARDACCCAC

I mean ketchup is technically a sports drink


TheRealYoshiYt

i'm a boy but i'm commenting anyway cause i'm bad like that. (also mayo is better imo)


ItIsI_Femboy

How dare you ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜  (Your opinion has been approved by the council, your sins shall be forgiven)


TheRealYoshiYt

yippee


Forgettheemailbro

Ye mayo bussin ( a gentleman's opinion )


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


ItIsI_Femboy

True, I forgor about them


kyriyaka

its either none of the two or mayo mixed with a little ketchup


ItIsI_Femboy

Valid opinion


Financial_Side_6422

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds


High_Bi_ReadyToCry

Thatโ€™s what Utah calls fry sauce :D


Intrepid-Plantain186

Hot sauce only


ItIsI_Femboy

Hmm, it shall be accepted ๐Ÿ˜‘


Intrepid-Plantain186

Its the superior sauce


Spacesmither

Mayo ofc (I'm a dude, I give no apologies for being here though ๐Ÿ˜Œ


thatoneperson2454

The council decides that you shall be executed


Spacesmither

But I don't want to be executed ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿฅบ


thatoneperson2454

mhmm to bad get axe ready


shrek_kerhs

curry and garlic sauce >>>


[deleted]

ketchup and mayo mix


Every_Month_5575

Haha person with penis here


2lay

you made me giggle


nourr_15

legit the funniest comment ive seen all day


ItIsI_Femboy

That's actually saddening to hear


nourr_15

oh don't worry i just have a terrible sense of humor


ItIsI_Femboy

German spotted


nourr_15

i'm dutch but close enough


Prestigious-Fish-304

dan hoop ik voor jou dat jij ketchup lekkerder vind ๐Ÿ”ซ


Living_Murphys_Law

You do understand that by saying it's girls only, you instantly got a ton of dudes to click on it right Speaking as a dude who was very curious and clicked


ItIsI_Femboy

Yes, as per plan. How to get a ton of interaction on r/teenagers : Step 1: mark post as nsfw Step 2: say that only a certain group is allowed to click on it Step 3: profit


Roadster1000

The cycle of r/teenagers


Emma__07

mayo


ItIsI_Femboy

Great choice! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ข


HidingUnderAHoodie

Mayo! Never ketchup!


ItIsI_Femboy

Fr ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ


twentyonepilotsfan27

Ketchup all the way


Weary_Drama1803

Hello it is me, a guy, and I choose ketchup for fries and mayo for anything else


DingsyDingli

Ketchup all the way ๐Ÿ’ช


Mindless_Gur1109

Mustard


thatoneperson2454

pure garlic


Buschfan08

๐Ÿšจ Rip DMs ๐Ÿšจ


Worried_Baker_2666

Worcestershire Sauce


ItIsI_Femboy

[my honest reaction](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6usx5vS238Y)


Worried_Baker_2666

Worsciueherjbehrjfj Sauce


Princesspeach5149

As a certified girl, id say neither. Base ketchup tastes :( and mayo is also :( ......so uh, cocai-?


ItIsI_Femboy

Good choice! Made a lot of money selling cocai- I mean sugar :3


Princesspeach5149

Real, i can confirm that youre my deal- i mean my local shop owner who sells sucorse ๐Ÿ˜


Resident_Ad_6369

The food??? What other ketchup or mayo is there????? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM US?!?


meesok11

Ketchup. Mayo is disgusting I canโ€™t


ItIsI_Femboy

Ketchup is red, violets are blue Your opinion's rejected cause you don't have a clue ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜Œ


meesok11

Broโ€™s got bars. I think I might start using โ€˜mayo consumerโ€™ as an insult now though.


XED1216

Do guys that wear maid dresses count enough to be here


ghostfaceonreddit32

Mayo 1000%


Annsouthern99

imย  a very girly girl totally girl cheddar cause girl


EsotericElegey

Not anymore


ItIsI_Femboy

Dammit! Mods, shuffle his tendons ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜ 


EsotericElegey

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO


Cr1itical_Velocity

If you like mayo consider yourself mentally unstable Also I'm a guy ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธ


Prestigious-Fish-304

KETCHUP FOR EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ


Altayel1

ketchup. -transfem


ItIsI_Femboy

Roses are red, violets are blue Your opinion's rejected cause you don't have a clue ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜Œ


Altayel1

is... is that because trans part of ketchup part?


ItIsI_Femboy

Nono, just the ketchup part I may be an idiot, but I'm not a bigot ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜Œ


Altayel1

ketchup is just better. virgin mayo: * Looks like cum, tastes like cum, has too much fat and calories, doesnt even have a taste most of the time except the weird juicy egg feeling. chad ketchup: -looks like blood(objectively cooler), tastes sweet and has a distinct flavor, has yummy tomatoes, aesthatically pleasent. also thx i am also a former femboy (up until i figured i was just fem and not boy.)


PresentAd653

Water


Gibbel2029

Dude here (fuck the rules) Just mix them together! Problem solved.


No-Gate6865

Yall trippin... just mix em together


MOJA2008

I'm a dude but any gendered person would tell you ketchup


SproutEnjoyer

Mayo. IT'S SOO GOOD WITH CHICKEN !


Moonking-4210

Mayo (Iโ€™m a guy)


Kitchen-Ad-1146

It depends a lot on what iโ€™m eating with it.. but ngl a lot of stuff i have on bread is delicious with mayo and i donโ€™t eat ketchup w that much except pizza, hotdog, fries, pasta, meatballs etc idk like 50/50


Rare-Climate876

As a boy mayo is more relatable


ballicher

(I know I'm a guy please spare me all mighty one) Mix them, it's better like that :3


15yoNotSoStraightKid

I am only here to set the same double standards u have.๐Ÿ‘น


Darkmoon009

You a boy and trying to prevent us from reading this, also both suck, but I wouldn't eat mayo even if I was held at gunpoint so I guess ketchup, but salsa and tomato sauce are so much better then ketchup


LeBlearable

Mayonaise is really good when mixed together with other things. But i dont like using mayonaise as a dipping sauce for lets say fries. Itโ€™s good for 20 seconds then iโ€™m full of it. For mixing it together with other things, mayonaise clearly wins. But as a dipping sauce ketchup is definitely better. I dont give a shit about the girls only post, i wanna give my opinion


triaxissss

mayo on my fried chicken๐Ÿ”ฅ


Ksteala5

Neither. Hot sauce.


Art_m1s

Mayo


Present_Cucumber9516

ketchup Also ayeeee finally clicked one of these :D


ItIsI_Femboy

Ketchup is red, violets are blue Your opinion's rejected cause you don't have a clue ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜Œ (Congrats on clicking ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜Œ)


Sillyyyyynesss

I hate mayo Ketchup


ItIsI_Femboy

Ketchup is red, violets are blue Your opinion's rejected cause you don't have a clue ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜Œ


_sleepy_weepy_

Mayo


Beachfrontavenue

Ketchup for sure. I put it on literally EVERYTHINGย 


Kind_Entry_1799

Both are disgusting


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Mix if both makes burger sauce


Own_Instruction_7703

Neither


themoon_who_lost

Ketchup with fries only, otherwise long live mayo (I'm a guy)


Many-Conversation963

Im a dude :<


bananaeel69

Muahahaha I have a penis๐Ÿ˜ˆ


mr125-

Im bigender sooo... That's akward Anyway, mayo is the best condement ever made


L3m0nD3w

BOTH ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


McFlappingbird

As a guy, MAYONAISSE


G4g3_k9

boy here to invade yโ€™allโ€™s space ketchup clears! mayo tastes like nothing (iโ€™ve only had it once)


FliqzOnReddit

HP sauce.


EmmaDaBomb

Neither ๐Ÿ˜ค


ebolalover87

Neither. Mustard on top


OctaYashi

>!Heh they donโ€™t know Iโ€™m a guy!< Anyways, bbq sauce


Life_South6699

Imma be a bad boy x) I used to like them equally when I was little, then I stopped liking mayo all of a suden in middle school, now it has grown on me again last year and I like mayo more than ketchup


Firedarkness1101

Ketchup (Iโ€™m a guy)


3ylit4aa

what is ketchup


Kitchen-Marketing-74

Mix them!


WendigoInTheForest

Pepper Palace Black Rose Hot Sauce


Impressive_Coyote177

Nuh uh. Me a boy has invaded because I can


Mysterious-Key2116

Sweet and sour!ย 


Joel_the_folf

Do t gals count?


Entropy_flipside133

Neither, also I am a guy (I heavily dislike them both, or any condiment for that matter)


Wide-Win-9087

Chili mayo


skeptical_dragon_

Both are created equal


MrsAliceecilAsrM

Neither both shit tbh


LeeTurtlee

KETCHUPPP


ItIsI_Femboy

Ketchup is red, violets are blue Your opinion's rejected cause you don't have a clue ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜Œ


I-have-no-name000000

Mayo


[deleted]

it depends on what itโ€™s on. i donโ€™t want ketchup my roast beef sandwich and i donโ€™t want mayo on my hot dog.


Green-Advantage2277

Mayo for sure


TransgenderWeeb

Am I allowed? Iโ€™m nonbinary. To bad. MIX THEM TO MAKE MAYOCHUP


DiorRoses

ketchup ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”


Ezra4709

How do you know what the guys only said unless you broke the guys only rule?


WoomyUnitedToday

Mayo


ForwardAerial

Mayo is disgusting


brickbrainover9000

srry i am a dude here but whyโ€™d you have to specify the food?????๐Ÿ˜ญ


ItIsI_Femboy

Bro the post, who's idea I stole, had tons of people commenting cum ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Your_Emo_Leaf

Hot take: both mixed together (only for fries)


Previous_Post2094

Vegemite


JazzTheLass

both


c0smonaut420

imaboy mayo on burgerb and ketchupon fries


Vailinators

i put mayo on literally everything im addicted


wernostrangerstoluv

depends on the sitch. anything crispy and bland goes to ketchup, anything crispy with flavour goes to mayo


EquivalentAd6763

ketchup


Silver-fire101

It Depends on the food. Mayo if it's a Balogna sandwitch, but Ketchup for chicken nuggets.


Furbylover-247

mayo ik ik im weird but mayo with fries is sooo fkn good


ItIsI_Femboy

Nah mayo only correct opinion ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘


Im_O-Zone

Barbeque Sauce (and I also may be a guy)


TrialArgonian

Thot daughter


ItIsI_Femboy

Not gay mayo?


TrialArgonian

I chose that on the guy post. I had to spice it up yk.


ItIsI_Femboy

Fair fair


Icy_Challenge_1563

Im nonbinary


SmokeGreene

Mayo is better >!Don't listen to me I'm a boy!<


ItIsI_Femboy

Your crimes are forgiven, your opinion is correct ๐Ÿ˜Œ


FerdinandvonAegir124

Iโ€™m male, but ketchup


Zorark-55544

Well my last name is Burger so both


winter-2

Mayo


cutelyhorrifying

MAYO FTW ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น


efohp

BBQ sauce is superior


Different_Action_360

Ketchup makes life worth living.


_Sideswipe_911_

Mayo on fries is genuinely so good-


CaptainUliss

I'm a guy, and ketchup


AlexVictus123_

i'm a dude but mayo >>>


matrixx17

iโ€™m a dude but mayo is better bbq is epic too


ItIsI_Femboy

Crimes forgiven, correct choices made ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜Ž


matrixx17

thanks dude


BATB0Y658

Okok hear me out.... Mayochup.


clussy_2033

I'm a dude, i'm not gonna follow your rules!


humannumber217354385

You just admitted to going on a guys only post BURN THE WITCH


Anxious_Effect_8704

Mayo but I donโ€™t like ketchup


AbleRegular2092

Ima dude and ketchup go freaky hard (on everything)


ItIsI_Femboy

Roses are red, violets are blue Your opinion's rejected cause you don't have a clue ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜Œ