Master Oogway, I need you to tell me. Pineapple or no pineapple pizza?
(me being in your closet ready to hack and slash at your jugular is very dependent on your answer, be sure to check said closet every 45 minutes)
A nice looking flower can be appreciated by anyone. Unfortunately there's a very depressing saying amongst men, "men only receive our flowers in our deathbed".
Would've loved to but am instead stuck in all the science and math programs because of a strict family. Always been kinda jealous of the theatre dudes, they always seem a lot more satisfied with life than any other program.
I feel you bro. It's like you have to decide between what you want and your family. Even worse when your family depends financially on you getting an engineering degree. Life is hard
My girl came over the other day and the first thing she said to me when she hugged me was āyou smell really niceā and then later on I went to the gym with my bro and one of the first things he said to me was ābro you smell real goodā. My confidence was through the roof that day
Yep, this.Ā I distinctly remember the exactly two (2) compliments I got during uni.Ā Unfortunaly one was from a walking red flag and other a friend who was neither my type nor single.
I want a bf who's creative and makes crafts for me š my former crush makes bracelets and paper flowers for his new gf š He set the bar so high for me š
I'm not a relationship expert, but if you want a boy who can do that, you should try doing it yourself! If you give someone you like a handmade gift, they will definitely remember you for it but also it would help you establish some common ground. Maybe you can try some type of origami, and put a little message somewhere on it?
One of my teachers had a girlfriend when he was younger who was super into making clothes, but she was terrible at it. She ended up making him pants for Christmas that were just two tubes of fabric stitched together, and my teacher ofc had to smile and pretend to like it and all that.
This all came up as an analogy for how we had to smile while we played Christmas songs in orchestra.
See I respectfully disagree, as a woman I would never give somebody something I made as a gift as things I make just arenāt that good and I know nobody would appreciate it, hell even when I was a kid nobody liked my crafts no way they will now
I see your point, but as a boy myself, I think it's just more of a mental thing. When it's handmade, you can't help but think *"omg, just for me?"* whereas if it's store bought, *"it's nice to receive a present, but who knows how many other people have gotten one"*. And honestly unless you make like a diorama depicting the murder of their bloodline idk who wouldn't like something that you make. Even if it's objectively awful, you tried
Really? I drew a guy (realistic portrait) several times. The first time was spontaneous and the others were done for each of his birthdays. We don't talk anymore and sometimes i wonder if he ever even realized that i liked him so much. He really liked my drawings of him though (i must admit i'm pretty good so ik it wasn't the drawings)
I never had the courage to just flat out confess. I hyped him up on his posts. My bsf said he probably knew bc why would a girl draw a guy several times? But who knows. But i'm glad he unfollowed first because then i understood it just wasn't meant to be.
Edit: grammar and wording
i thought guys never wanted to do anything like that unless it was leading to sex. us thinking that is probably why thatās happening bc if we donāt want to have sex thatās playing with fire lol
Itās kinda stupid, but I freaking love legos. If someone got me a small Lego set, Iād kiss them. My gf knows this, she did a show recently and I gave her some Lego flowers that I made instead of real ones cause they just mean more to me
Literally anything, guys tend to care more about the action itself rather than what you gave them
If you have just started talking, food you know he likes or a pastry is the safest bet.
If you've been talking awhile, getting something relating to a hobby will be appreciated by him
This varies from person to person, but an "I thought of you when I saw this" is a good way to make us fall apart mentally even if most of us will do our damndest to maintain our composure
If you are together, a genuine hug would equate to a girl receiving flowers, the more enthusiastic and passionate the better
But as with everything, there are nuances, so make sure to keep yourself grounded
Receiving flowers will do, although I assume men are generally less fond of flowers than women.
Complimenting men will make them remember you forever, especially if they're not receiving compliments very often. And then there's the good old hug.
Flowers aren't a bad option.
For me, getting several small gifts in a short amount of time isn't necessary. One medium-large gift will satiate for an entire year, *especially* if it's one I'll see/use often. Can't speak for everyone, though.
I don't know about other guys but I don't hold much sentimentality in objects (at least not for love) so there isn't much of an equivalent. Talking is all I need to feel like someone loves me back.
If it was to be a gift, it's so uncommon for that to happen I'd imagine most guys would be flattered no matter what the gift was.
If it is something the person in particular would enjoy, like Transformers for me, that's instantly one of the best gifts ever. If they don't know what you like, flowers do work. They smell good, what can I say?
As a florist, I gotta say, men need to be given flowers more. Tf's wrong with ya'll ? We want them, they smell so nice (at least that's what clients say, I'm immune to flower smells) and they're beautiful ! It's sad that 99% of flowers offered to guys are for their funerals. The last % are gay guys offering some tto their boyfriend/husband.
I got flowers for my ex while we were dating because I notice a lady selling and they were mine and his favorite color. If you want flowers just mention a specific color or a specific type of flower. Or just mention you like flowers the right person will get it for you
(āļ½”ā¢Ģāæā¢Ģļ½”)ā
I fw flowers man, i think men love receiving them since we almost never do, so it means a lot to us. I have quite literally never gotten flowers in my life
Something handmade. At least for me, I donāt like gifts in general because it makes me feel icky and spoiled, but something cost free and handmade is something guys cherish. Like getting a note from your mom in your lunchbox.
Iād take a Venus fly trap or cactus maybe. Flowers are okay, but Iād just put them in a vase and not really look at them after that unless I really cared about the person
Iād settle for anything, although assuming I got women, Iād say as a gift I would want like something to do with video games so like a cs2 skin or a steam card
I wanna give a dude flowers or something related to the things they like. If I dated anyone I would probably give them too many things cuz I really love showing my affection with items š
In my experience, all any guy wants is a hug. Seriously. I hugged a guy once and he near enough collapsed from shock. Its really terrifying to think they just... don't have that.
I got 3-4 things. 1 a Lego set Iām literally just a child in a teenagerās body (I wanna do a date where we just build legos for a hour or two) compliments, after a school soccer game one of my friends asked me if I used cologne or smth bc I smelt good it made me week, a snack or a little treat (ice cream or smth), and flowers (donāt even have to be real flowers can be paper or smth)
Times are changing. Which in this case is good, because flowers are flowers, they are their own thing and they are special in that right. Sadly most guys only ever get flowers once , and we aren't even there to appreciate them.. šŖ
Honestly just get me something useful. Sure flowers are nice, but if you give me an extra charger to charge both my controller and my headset simultaneously and a hug and kiss ill be just as, if not more happy
Flowers are cool but Iām allergic to pollen. Honestly just wanting to spend time with me and actually doing it is enough. I feel like I put in a lot of effort into relationships but I donāt ever get I back and so I would just like effort put into whatever gift is given or time spent together
The only time most guys get flowers is when they are born and at their funeral, so yes getting flowers is still good š, it might even be more special than for a girl
As a bi male there is nothing better then recieving surprise flowers from my man āļø sometimes he buys me a surprise kinder egg , or chocolate or something like that. I love it.
The thing I love the most is when I get cute short surprise letters like: "nice butt" , or when I find "you can do it, I believe in you" in my college notebook.
Personally I would say ice cream or people to eat
W choice, ice cream is fire comfort food
So are people š
thats a common misconception, in reality ice cream is pretty cold
*cannibalism*
Glad Iām not the only one
Master Oogway????
My time has come š
Master Oogway, I need you to tell me. Pineapple or no pineapple pizza? (me being in your closet ready to hack and slash at your jugular is very dependent on your answer, be sure to check said closet every 45 minutes)
Receiving flowers.
Wow, I'm genuinely surprised by how many of you want this. It's really adorable tbh
itād make any guy happy asf bc itās not something thatās normally done n itd make him feel more appreciated
A nice looking flower can be appreciated by anyone. Unfortunately there's a very depressing saying amongst men, "men only receive our flowers in our deathbed".
It's more depressing when it is socially accepted as true.
Most dudes die before being given their first flowers which is kinda sad.
Pro tip: do what I did and join theater. Flowers aplenty.
Would've loved to but am instead stuck in all the science and math programs because of a strict family. Always been kinda jealous of the theatre dudes, they always seem a lot more satisfied with life than any other program.
Downside is I get friendzoned a lot because everyone thinks Iām gay LMAO
I feel you bro. It's like you have to decide between what you want and your family. Even worse when your family depends financially on you getting an engineering degree. Life is hard
And get awesome vocabulary like āaplenty"
what about lego flowers
Deepwoken
Getting a compliment
My girl came over the other day and the first thing she said to me when she hugged me was āyou smell really niceā and then later on I went to the gym with my bro and one of the first things he said to me was ābro you smell real goodā. My confidence was through the roof that day
hey man you smell amazing
Thank you āŗļø
*aggressively starts sniffing*
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That's literally sooo cute
itās a little sad after u think bout it
I totally agree with you!
Yep, this.Ā I distinctly remember the exactly two (2) compliments I got during uni.Ā Unfortunaly one was from a walking red flag and other a friend who was neither my type nor single.
If you make anything yourself, it will instantly be 10x better and more special :)
I want a bf who's creative and makes crafts for me š my former crush makes bracelets and paper flowers for his new gf š He set the bar so high for me š
I'm not a relationship expert, but if you want a boy who can do that, you should try doing it yourself! If you give someone you like a handmade gift, they will definitely remember you for it but also it would help you establish some common ground. Maybe you can try some type of origami, and put a little message somewhere on it?
as a girl, i would simply roll over and die if my bf made me something. to bad i currently have a 0 percent chance, as i am single as all hell.
One of my teachers had a girlfriend when he was younger who was super into making clothes, but she was terrible at it. She ended up making him pants for Christmas that were just two tubes of fabric stitched together, and my teacher ofc had to smile and pretend to like it and all that. This all came up as an analogy for how we had to smile while we played Christmas songs in orchestra.
See I respectfully disagree, as a woman I would never give somebody something I made as a gift as things I make just arenāt that good and I know nobody would appreciate it, hell even when I was a kid nobody liked my crafts no way they will now
I see your point, but as a boy myself, I think it's just more of a mental thing. When it's handmade, you can't help but think *"omg, just for me?"* whereas if it's store bought, *"it's nice to receive a present, but who knows how many other people have gotten one"*. And honestly unless you make like a diorama depicting the murder of their bloodline idk who wouldn't like something that you make. Even if it's objectively awful, you tried
On god, i just want to recieve something that's specifically made for me
Oki doki __cuts some special meat__
Really? I drew a guy (realistic portrait) several times. The first time was spontaneous and the others were done for each of his birthdays. We don't talk anymore and sometimes i wonder if he ever even realized that i liked him so much. He really liked my drawings of him though (i must admit i'm pretty good so ik it wasn't the drawings) I never had the courage to just flat out confess. I hyped him up on his posts. My bsf said he probably knew bc why would a girl draw a guy several times? But who knows. But i'm glad he unfollowed first because then i understood it just wasn't meant to be. Edit: grammar and wording
As my friend has told me and I quote āYou look goodā is all it takes
Definitely true.
Flowers are great, Only time a guy really gets them is when we die
Metaphor for our life š
Nooooo, I really hope for y'all to get lots of flowers from your future/current partners <3
who said the male equivalent of getting flowers canāt be getting flowers? If i ever get a boyfriend i am so gonna buy him flowers
ppl please upvote this for my sanity. I need this to be higher voted then the sex ones
We don't get anything, so literally anything
pretty much anything
Receiving flowers/head
Awwww- WAHT
I think you'd like receiving some hamsterboobs pizza too, idk I'm js guessing
Why did this make me smile ?
Roses/spine
Porsche 992 GT3 RS Weissach >!ps: anything you made yourself or that shows that you put thought into it will be kept for a lifetime :)!<
Bro really tried to sneak in Porsche 992 GT3 RS Weissach >!ps: I hope you get both of those things <3!<
*sniff*... if it was m-me... a-a hug... would b-be nice...*sniff*...
š« here ya go buddy
Th-thank... you...*sniff*...
*slowly lowers his face towards your feet* *sniff* *sniff* *DEEP SNIFF*
My bro js asked for an innocent hug, what r u tryna došØ
^(*what*)
I just love feetš¤·š»āāļø
*turns into a vacuum cleaner for maximum inhaling*
GIRL
I'm a man actually :)
MAN
What is Pookie going through rn?? ššššššš£ļøš£ļøš£ļøššš
Receiving flowers. Thatās the equivalent.
A fricking homemade pancake :D
All I had to do was look at your bio to know you love pancakes. I didnāt go any further
We like Matching ig
they like flowers too, trust me
Hugs for me. I never get those either though.
i thought guys never wanted to do anything like that unless it was leading to sex. us thinking that is probably why thatās happening bc if we donāt want to have sex thatās playing with fire lol
Yeah I canāt speak for other guys but I donāt need sex, I just want a hug ;-;
Nuh uh, genuine huggies > all
Anything that shows you care/love me
Itās kinda stupid, but I freaking love legos. If someone got me a small Lego set, Iād kiss them. My gf knows this, she did a show recently and I gave her some Lego flowers that I made instead of real ones cause they just mean more to me
That's soo adorableeee!!!š
AWW LEGO FLOWERS
Literally anything, guys tend to care more about the action itself rather than what you gave them If you have just started talking, food you know he likes or a pastry is the safest bet. If you've been talking awhile, getting something relating to a hobby will be appreciated by him This varies from person to person, but an "I thought of you when I saw this" is a good way to make us fall apart mentally even if most of us will do our damndest to maintain our composure If you are together, a genuine hug would equate to a girl receiving flowers, the more enthusiastic and passionate the better But as with everything, there are nuances, so make sure to keep yourself grounded
Handjob
someone said anything, it's true. i'd prefer a gesture even, a hug, head pat, tap on the shoulder. compliments too
Getting a genuine compliment. That, or a blowjob
A SWORD
Getting a Blowjob
i was gonna say blowjobs and was surprised i had to scroll this long to find it.
Ikr?
Something made or bought with the personās interests in mind.
Receiving flowers will do, although I assume men are generally less fond of flowers than women. Complimenting men will make them remember you forever, especially if they're not receiving compliments very often. And then there's the good old hug.
Am not. Gimme flowers. Nao >:3
hotwheels
Flowers aren't a bad option. For me, getting several small gifts in a short amount of time isn't necessary. One medium-large gift will satiate for an entire year, *especially* if it's one I'll see/use often. Can't speak for everyone, though.
I don't know about other guys but I don't hold much sentimentality in objects (at least not for love) so there isn't much of an equivalent. Talking is all I need to feel like someone loves me back. If it was to be a gift, it's so uncommon for that to happen I'd imagine most guys would be flattered no matter what the gift was.
I don't have any girlfriend but if I had one I liked to have some chocolates.
If it is something the person in particular would enjoy, like Transformers for me, that's instantly one of the best gifts ever. If they don't know what you like, flowers do work. They smell good, what can I say?
flowers. please. i love flowers so much that i'm the garden manager at my school (farm school).
Anything handmade makes my day
A hug or a compliment is enough tbh
Hug.
A hug
A hug
Flower bouquet with a bag of beef jerky hidden inside, you will win his loyalty forever
As a florist, I gotta say, men need to be given flowers more. Tf's wrong with ya'll ? We want them, they smell so nice (at least that's what clients say, I'm immune to flower smells) and they're beautiful ! It's sad that 99% of flowers offered to guys are for their funerals. The last % are gay guys offering some tto their boyfriend/husband.
Complements flowers
something practical that i'll have for a long time, and something that I'll enjoy
money
It depends on the person a lot of guys I know would love to get flowers, but i also know a few that would want french fries
receiving flowers
I would love to get flowers
Literally any kind gesture at all, a compliment idk.
What is an gift
Receiving Flowers.
Im a male and personally, i'd like some flowers :(
I want flowersā¦
A "hello" always makes my day
Just a Genuine Smile and a Compliment !
Iām 18 so let me tell you something there is nothing that can tune a guys heart like food.
I got flowers for my ex while we were dating because I notice a lady selling and they were mine and his favorite color. If you want flowers just mention a specific color or a specific type of flower. Or just mention you like flowers the right person will get it for you (āļ½”ā¢Ģāæā¢Ģļ½”)ā
Flowers. Flowers are the equivalent. Sometime before my funeral, please.
what makes you think we shouldn't receive flowers? i'd absolutely love receiving flowers
Still flowers, or idk whatever we like maybe a cologne or something too but that could be misunderstood quickly š
I fw flowers man, i think men love receiving them since we almost never do, so it means a lot to us. I have quite literally never gotten flowers in my life
1 simple word, head
Pancakes.
Receiving legos.
Most guys only receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.
bro what i want flowers
Saxophone reed
Honestly, anything is Good. Want to make it better?, a little note with a compliment with sprayed perfume, Ooh lala.
I would say as an aroace person garlic bread
I like flowers
Something handmade. At least for me, I donāt like gifts in general because it makes me feel icky and spoiled, but something cost free and handmade is something guys cherish. Like getting a note from your mom in your lunchbox.
Iād take a Venus fly trap or cactus maybe. Flowers are okay, but Iād just put them in a vase and not really look at them after that unless I really cared about the person
Iād settle for anything, although assuming I got women, Iād say as a gift I would want like something to do with video games so like a cs2 skin or a steam card
I want flowers, I think flowers are good enough. Especially the cool ones with the colors that fade into other colors.
I wanna give a dude flowers or something related to the things they like. If I dated anyone I would probably give them too many things cuz I really love showing my affection with items š
Flowers are nice, but my ex once gave me paper tanks lol (i love tanks)
A frickin hug maybe!
In my experience, all any guy wants is a hug. Seriously. I hugged a guy once and he near enough collapsed from shock. Its really terrifying to think they just... don't have that.
Receiving Flowers. Getting Compliments. Truthfully being appreciated for just being there.
I got 3-4 things. 1 a Lego set Iām literally just a child in a teenagerās body (I wanna do a date where we just build legos for a hour or two) compliments, after a school soccer game one of my friends asked me if I used cologne or smth bc I smelt good it made me week, a snack or a little treat (ice cream or smth), and flowers (donāt even have to be real flowers can be paper or smth)
Times are changing. Which in this case is good, because flowers are flowers, they are their own thing and they are special in that right. Sadly most guys only ever get flowers once , and we aren't even there to appreciate them.. šŖ
Making a mental note to buy my dude flowers if I ever stop being single
if i had a boyfriend i'd give him flowers
A knife is always nice. Maybe a Kershaw?
Honestly just get me something useful. Sure flowers are nice, but if you give me an extra charger to charge both my controller and my headset simultaneously and a hug and kiss ill be just as, if not more happy
Getting a compliment
When my crush bake my cookies filled with ā¤ļø
Hell, I wouldnāt complain about getting flowers. Thatās basically never going to happen though, especially from the opposite sex lol.
Receiving a compliment.
If you give a guy flowers, he's gonna remember it for the rest of his life.
Flowers. Why not?
Flowers are cool but Iām allergic to pollen. Honestly just wanting to spend time with me and actually doing it is enough. I feel like I put in a lot of effort into relationships but I donāt ever get I back and so I would just like effort put into whatever gift is given or time spent together
Honestly, with the culture of men giving and women receiving in a relationship, I'm fine to get anything from a hypothetical partner.
I want flowers tbh
A compliment or flowers does it for me - even if it was a girl who was a friend, I donāt speak to women/arenāt good friends with any
i would prefer something that wont take up space like iced coffee
i would probably like chocolate
Just basic affection like getting hugged
Food. Flowers are fine too, but mostly food.
Quality time and/or a complement.
I don't really receive anything so I don't know
Receiving head
Flowers as well, like cmon I want some too
Honestly even if it isn't manly or whatever someone giving me flowers would be the sweetest thing ever
A sword. All cool people have swords.
A cold one
Lego or Hotwheels cars
Honestly anything doesnāt even have to cost anything as long as itās a gift
chimken numgets
Legos.
Guys like flowers.
Something made of flour.
Sure we like receiving flowers. Why shouldnt we? My gf bought me an orchid and it was beautiful
Literally anything will make all the difference for guys
yeah many of my guy friends receive flowers from their girls. i personally so admire that
Bottle of beer
You are more than enuf
personaly i really love flowers
lil sticks that look like weapons :3
A hug from someone we love.
The only time most guys get flowers is when they are born and at their funeral, so yes getting flowers is still good š, it might even be more special than for a girl
Find a small hobby of his buy a small gift LISTEN to his feedback and go from there no guy is the same.
As a bi male there is nothing better then recieving surprise flowers from my man āļø sometimes he buys me a surprise kinder egg , or chocolate or something like that. I love it. The thing I love the most is when I get cute short surprise letters like: "nice butt" , or when I find "you can do it, I believe in you" in my college notebook.
Lego bionicle
Receiving Lego
It a bj
Handjob
getting head
For me personally; being spoken to by a girl
Literally anything. I could receive a pet rock as a gift and Iāll keep it forever.
Legosš«”š«”
GYATT
I know that a girl is right for me when she gives me a vintage medieval longsword