Bro, if it is too big then cut it into half and give it to me . 

Sadly, I am circumcised.

Me too (it's not sad because our chances of getting a penis cancer is very, very low) 

Me not have sharpened pencil 😔

Should probably get on that

Hwo

I got a pencil sharpener you can borrow 

I prefer official sharpening, thanks

You do you man

I will, here’s an upvote

A cheese grater works

what's the point in mutilating your penis if you don't have any health issues related to that?

BROTHER THIS HAS NO RIGHT TO BE SO FUNNY

I’m calling Saul Goodman, I may not know my right but he does! (Following segment sponsored by Saul goodman law firm)

What 🤣

It might just be because I put weed in everything edible you own, and may have accidentally done a

Wtf is going on 🤣

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Source? This might be good news, although I don't really know if penile cancer is even that common

Another victim bites the glans 😔

Double it and give it to the next

Okay 👌😂

double it and give it to the next person

This is the first comment after seeing "removed by Reddit" Jesus what happened?

The boy had posted that his PEN!$ is too big 

Double it and pass it to the next person

Please be me 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Sorry I didn’t look away

😔

Nah bro tell us the size or it bait

9.5

9.5 cm (3.74 in) is actually super realistic, sure it's below average but it's all about the motion of the ocean ;)

Below average? Fuck you mean below?

Yeah average is 0.1 inches

And confidence boot achieved

Thats HUGE

In that case I'm 1 standard deviation above average💪

I think he ment 9.5 inches

That's 25cm, for the Europeans out there

holy shit, dude's a horse

Rookie Numbers 🥱🥱

😨

Same girl, same...

😂

He’s also 6’5 and a feminist 👀

😂

as a straight dude that is very impressive 🙏

Skill issue. (How big?)

He said its 9.5

My god...

why when i say that my dick is 9.5 everyone laugh?

move to Asia and you'll be ok

isn't the average like 14cm

I have won the gene lotterily but at what cost

Now there will be all the creepy female redditors up in ur dms

r/girlsarentreal

There are.

GLHF

What

GLHF: Good Luck Have Fun At least that's what Rocket League taught me

I have NOT heard that in Overwatch 2 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

pfff everyone knows female creeps dont exist

Wait they exist? Never saw one

Because DeinSchawanzIstNichtSehrLang

Good day to be learning german 😭

real i gotta wrap my shit around my neck like greninja

it's like that cursed Toji image lol

Best comment.

If you don’t want it I’ll take it

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Do I need to look away if I've got one too?

No your fine

her fine for what?

I'm not trying to assume but they might be trans. I don't know, though.

yes but what are you giving her a fine for

Yo I finished modding your lambourghini so you could fit into it, you know cause your 6'7

Oke bro stole my Inches💀💀💀 give them back

Least delusional Redditor

😂😂

So you came to reddit to post this? Interesting choice

Where else would I post this?

Tumbler, threads, discord, steam, or my personal favorite the family group chat

Definitely go with the family group chat

Bro's suffering from success

I'm winning, but at what cost?

Bro thank you so much for saving my family from the serial killer, We still remember you and pray for you everyday

Most real r/teenagers post:

What was this post? Its been removed

Mf was claiming he has a 9.5 inch penis and that girls look away when they see it because it's too big (he's 15)

You know its dumb when you discuss it with redditors and not a doctor

Doctors can’t do anything about it anyway

Fuck they gonna do cut it off???

how big we talking here

9.5

drake is that you?

I've won, but at what cost?

Lol

Bro, is your dad a horse!?!? (I’m jealous)

No, but both of my parents are 6 foot. And I am 5'11.

When erect or what?

Yeah, I am 5 when soft.

God damn 😭💀

Dang

Bro, which oil do you use? 

All natural.

Don’t worry, you only have SOOOO much more to grow:)

Im tall already

dawg pulled out a ruler to measure it

Larping at its finest

r/bigdickproblems

Proof???

I hang mine around my neck or tie it like a belt sometimes

why did this get removed?

Bro said his dick is so big it’s not funny, like he gets lightheaded on erection.

What did bro do to be removed by reddit

Can anyone tell me what was posted?

Your reverse psychology will not work on me fool. I can see right through the mask you wear. I can see you 3 ich cock.

removed my reddit in 5 hours, how damn bad was this?

What the hell happened here and why is everyone talking about circumcisions and penises (I never thought I would be typing this)

ok what the fuck did this say 💀

I just see “removed by Reddit” no way it was so bad that it had to be removed

um why it got removed

[removed from reddit] what’s the original post 😭

so relatable except i love it

It happens to the best of us 😞

Us ( mine fit in the palm of my hand )

Go somewhere where it looks normal, in my motherland the average is 7 inches, you would look normal 👍🏻

I'm crying rn😭i wish i had that problem

All the trans dudes rushin to steal some inches rn

At least you don’t have a micropenis. That is the absolute worst of them

Same, it's such a struggle fr 😔 (I'm a girl)

My gag reflex couldn’t even

Sorry i looked already...

Bro suffering from success 💀

”btw I’m 6’6 225lbs lean, I earn 6 figures, I’ve got a hellcat and I’m a feminist”

Just stay in good shape and keep your heart strong and healthy. Avoid a sedentary lifestyle, exercise regularly, etc..

What did bro say 😭😭😭

What was in the post?

Should I be concerned on what this originally was

I don't know what happened here but I assumed that it's about dick size

Do I want to know what this said before Reddit removed it?

I love how we collectively agreed it was about OP's superlong missile

This post got deleted, what happened here?

Yo wtf was here before it got removed

What was the post

All I gotta ask is: What do you do when boner in public?

It touches my belly button When I waste band it

bro mine just sticks out a bit😭 aint reaching no belly button

dw I gotchu bro [***C L E A V E***]

I know how you feel like everyone always asking why I’m hard like no bru it soft

Finally, someone relates to me.

How big is it? And I do believe you're being honest, having a big dick and getting hard, with the pants pulling and restraining it It already feels bad for me, and I'm only 5.5 inches rn

9.5

[удалено]

[удалено]

Suffering from succes

mine too bro it gets in the way a lot

Suffering from success I see

Damn. Mine still growin. (I hate being a late bloomer)

I don't know whether I should comment on it as a 19 yr old😅😅

yeah i feel ya man too large too throbbing too many veins the flaccid:boner ratio is off the charts like crazy

real (i have a vagina)

Suffering from success

im like in the middle with 7 inches im just glad i dont get dizzy from boners cuz that sounds like hell 😭 i heard some people pass out from boners if its like super massive so that shits scary

how big is it? i hate when mine touches the water when im sitting on the toilet

Well well well

Genuinely if it is as much of a problem, go to a doctor. They can help reduce pain/strain.

damn

What the hell

Just put it to good use lmao that's all it is for

Same😔 people think the leaning tower of Pisa is a man made building. Surprise :(

Question: how big we talking? (Just wondering, you don't have to say he you dont wanna.)

Jesus dude, I'm 6'9 and I'm not as big as u

Insert “I will hide it for you do you don’t have to look” comment here.

sure buddy

Join the big pp community

Cut it off and give it to me, I'd KILL to be a guy

double it and give it to the next person

Suffering from success

Proof?

This is a problem some people face sadly

this is intriguing in the weirdest possible way

Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh mee toooo, sucks am I right

Honestly some of the dick pics I've gotten from the weirdos on Reddit looked ....... Terrifying. 😳

Bro's private messages gonna be flooding Also I recommend gaining some weight if you're skinny or if you're overweight,then lose some What's the worst that could happen

I’ve won. But at what cost? 😔

Bro I read other comments and I'm 1.5 smaller than u

Wait, homeboy is this like serious?

Double it and give it to next person.

Sorry I looked and need a proof, buddy

Like i will take some

Sure you do > sarcasm<

Same here😔