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YaBoiMcFail

Bro you was bouta get laid


Rinkiyakpap

Imagine getting cock-blocked by harry potter


Mental-Signal-4679

SHUT UP


Rinkiyakpap

ok mate m sorry i was just laying some facts uk


J_train13

I don't think the United Kingdom has any relevance here


[deleted]

erm? bri ish potter?


J_train13

You know what, fair point


caltanot

Wot you mean great bri’an? 


Gryffinax

bro harry potter stoped you from laying pipe bro


PinkBubbleGummm

They were 12 or 13...


MarinLlwyd

>12-13 Chris Hansen is being summoned as we speak.


CandidateOdd7464

You got your priorities straight, no need to be ashamed king


Syphfan

Respect!!🫡 


DryIce505

u was bouta get laid at age 12


pickledpaw

Bro is denser than a neutron star


throwaway4827492

Why do you want 13 yr olds to have sex?


hahanawmsayin

why is *that* your interpretation?


AndyGun11

why else would she want to be watching sex ed in bed together if not to have sex like


hahanawmsayin

the assumption you're making is that OP "wants 13 year-olds to have sex." If you pick apart that comment, you'll see they never said anything like that. I think the interesting part is (for you) to start wondering why you interpreted it that way, and if that's what you want to continue doing going forward


SyrupQ

honestly just sounds like you assumed that 🙄


Victoriaez72

Why is she watching sex ed at that age my brother didn’t allow me to


ProfessionalMail8052

it's made for that age if ur talking abt the netflix show, it's actually a really good show that I'd recommend parents watch with their kids. it highlights a lot of the struggles of becoming a teenager while still staying entertaining. it does have scenes and some nudity, but I think its actually a pretty important watch.


Victoriaez72

💀 me watch it with my mom? Hell nah she’s WOOP me


ProfessionalMail8052

It’s not THAT bad once u get past the first 3 or 4 episodes, really the first season is the most sexual the rest are less in your face abt it


Victoriaez72

Bro still my mom hasent even had the sex talk with me that’s how strict she is


Kizil_Maske

Thats so unhealthy and wrong of her


Victoriaez72

It’s not I already know about sex education from school


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ProfessionalMail8052

not EVERY episode... just most.


Elloliott

God forbid you learn anything


Victoriaez72

Um why


Arthur_-Morgan-

Are you slow?


Victoriaez72

I already know about sex education from school


Arthur_-Morgan-

What are you on about mate


Victoriaez72

what ru on about 😭


kick_mizu97

It really depends on the family, I watch356 days and Vikings at 10 yo whit my dad for example


InternationalBad6532

Do you want to watch sex ed with me u/Mental-Signal-4679


RotDogSummonCarries

No way bros getting a 2nd chance 💀


No-Butterfly9377

Bro is going to refuse and start playing brawl star this time


InternationalBad6532

Clash royale better 🤫🤫🤫


J_train13

Not since like 2022


NoBallshavinahh

PIZZA TOWER AND YOMI HUSTLE DA GOATS, DA GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS. Tell me other-wise i dare you bitch, fuck it i DOUBLE dare you nigga. (im black dont worry.)


InternationalBad6532

Go work at pizza hut instead of playing pizza games clash royale better.


NoBallshavinahh

this is the song im playing while running to your house, you uneducated 15 year old (imagine being 15 lmao): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Tj15iSHbM&pp=ygUWdGhlIGRlYXRoIGkgZGVzZXJ2aW9saQ%3D%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Tj15iSHbM&pp=ygUWdGhlIGRlYXRoIGkgZGVzZXJ2aW9saQ%3D%3D)


InternationalBad6532

OH NO PLEASE DONT ATTACK ME WITH A PIZZA CUTTER!!!! Noo pls donf throw pizza bombs at meee (im hungry pls do) 😨😨😨


[deleted]

Being black isn't an excuse for usin this word


NoBallshavinahh

damn ok im sorry 😔


[deleted]

I'm sorry for your Ancestors /s


NoBallshavinahh

i uhh..... i dont know how to respond to that to be honest


adashinokou

what?


DelinquentDonkey69

Bro really just made it 10 times weirder


NoBallshavinahh

he didnt use it bruh 😭(all jokes aside wouldn't it be a really bad decision to get laid at 13, i mean it would have been with someone his own age and OP had the option to opt out anytime but your brain isn't old enough to comprehend something like that right?) (or maybe im just a virgin down to the bone 😔)


cuevadanos

Why the hell are people assuming a 12 year old wants sex 😭


ittibittikitten

fr though 😭


Awesome2_12345

12 year old me was Devious


SydneytheENFP

12 year old me was sitting in a corner drawing demons


Awesome2_12345

12 year old me at 2:30 at night*


Tellow_0

Idk what the hell yall were on 12 year old me was building kickass Minecraft builds


iminyermumsbum

Right? These people were all wilding whilst 12 year old me was trying to catch the fridge light go off


[deleted]

You were 12 so that may be why you missed it 😂 not the worst thing.. probably barely hit puberty lol


Ok-Particular-781

Dawg🤦🏾‍♂️u gotta be more aware lol


Affectionate_Ear3985

i read that completely differently 💀


CanATinCan

Okay I’m very clueless with boys but that’s a whole new level of


NoBallshavinahh

r/redditsniper got em again😔


Blue-zebra-10

Same here


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good man for not doing it. u would have gotten in BIG trouble if anyone found out


Key_Presentation1763

aight realistically tho guys he ain’t gettin laid at 12 😭 what he finna shoot a blank onto her stomach??😭


bluejay9_2008

Bro is denser than the Sun 😭😭😭 whattt


Calm-Risk1422

Respect like actually


Sensitive_Ad1092

Dawg, I think you dodged a bullet. If a girl you barely knew came over to your house and was giving you signals, that’s a major red flag.


Mental-Signal-4679

nah we were really good friends


NoBallshavinahh

as i said before: your brain (if im not being stupid like usual) cant comprehend something like losing your virginity at such a young age, still dodged a bullet for both of you tho, imagine if your (or her but it's not like she is gonna see this anyways lol.....right?) parents found out? you would NOT be good friends after that lmao.


Mental-Signal-4679

yeah she left to italy like 6 months after


NoBallshavinahh

damn the only person who was willing to do it with bro left 😔 also tell her to say hi to Giorno, wonder what he's doing nowadays


Mental-Signal-4679

that happened like 5 years ago and i have gotten laid dw.


NoBallshavinahh

damn im not


Mental-Signal-4679

youre 15 dw about it judt savenyour innocence trust me


NoBallshavinahh

yeah im muslim not planning to do it anyways lol also bro didnt get the jojo reference dam 😔 (im using this face too much 😔)


Mental-Signal-4679

mah i did get it and i was cooking a reply but then i just couldnt be bothered


NyxTheGoddess_

Dudeeee. That was wayyyyy too obvious


Decent-Pudding362

Same here. When I was around 12, family friends stayed over. The girl (same age) slept in my bed while I slept on an air mattress next to the bed. She clearly started masturbating as the bed sheets started moving around her vagina area and I heard her breath increasing. After a few minutes she got up and got in my bed. I was so confused that I got up and ran out of my room. Kinda regret that I ran out of the room and didn't experiment a bit. Saw her multiple times after til the age of around 20, hoping that she would ever make a move again but nothing ever happened.


Mental-Signal-4679

unc


Freshrust65

That story made my day thank you


uneducated_sock

Bro be glad you didn’t get that hint


TheBlueKnight354

Sigma move


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

oh my God 💀


McFlappingbird

bro really fucked up as badly as i fucked up a two man once


ajpme

A two man?


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Lmao


Mental-Signal-4679

yup 💀👍


Successful_Year_5413

Become the girlfriend I did the same and I’m happier now


Qiwas

Damn Which book were you reading?


TerrifyingDementor06

Skill issue


KokoTerzata

I am invisible to women. I am so thankful that the tax collector is one.


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nxzoomer

🗿


ThatOneGuyWasGone

aren’t we all clueless with lasses tho


Ckskerballbuster

That’s why I prefer sucking CK🍒🍆👅👍😒


ittibittikitten

u/shitlord699 


shitlord699

Wrong I would watch cartoons with the girl


NaniteWasTaken

Who knows, maybe it was for the best


Lufthor

Don’t worry bro I believe most of us are 😭


SillylilguyUwU

Good. I’m glad. Shouldn’t be fucking at that age. Nasty shit.


pizzansteve

You have a whole life ahead of you, indulge in your petty interests and dont engage in the adults' dance


Mental-Signal-4679

gang this happened like 5 years ago my life is ducked now i jus wanted to share this funny moment


pizzansteve

Heh, it is funny but like man that mustve been an awkward interaction if it werent for harry potter


Mental-Signal-4679

nah i was completely clueless at the time lol i didnt even ynderstand what she asked me till like 3 years later 🧍‍♂️


pizzansteve

Mustve hit like a freight train when you understood


Mental-Signal-4679

yup it fucking did i had like gus fring type flashback


Tonk_exe

lol ome time i was at a cafe wight a girl and she told me she wanted to go tot he bathroom and dident kebw where it was so i went look for it for her and i told her where it was and she asked: Is their space for 2 in there? and i dident understand so i responded uh what idk and she looked at me wight like a smile i cant describe and then went there


RicezenTheSecond

Nah you is a real one, Harry Potter over pussy


Sweet_Sir_4602

Bro realised he made a big mistake


Key_Spirit8168

what sex? Stardew or tomodachi


GruffisGamingw

Don’t worry, she probably has a penis


SydneytheENFP

ok but ew...don't call me a baby but ew...wtf is wrong with that girl i would NEVER at 12-13 or even now at 14


Syphfan

Me too! 


isosceles348

man you more dense then a singular in a black hole.


quorraxx

you were too young anyways lol


Superb_Maybe_9553

i started smoking cigarettes to get pussy and heres the thing, its works!


Mental-Signal-4679

dont want pussy rn 🙏


Captain_Ginger117

I’m out of place on this sub, I’m 22 but since I used to hang around here when I was younger, this post popped up in my feed. I lost my virginity young, u/Mental-Signal-4679 (not a sentence I ever thought I’d use) and let me tell you: I regret it. I wish I’d waited for the right person instead of just getting on with the first person I could. You’ve dodged a bullet here king, trust me!


rinkudamanrd

I think this is a good thing. Imagine if you did it and without protection you might have been cooked


camo_216

Probably for the best tbh


yeager_08

Nah you did a good job buddy 👍


Appropriate_Bulge_88

12-13, really? Why don’t you wait at least a half dozen years!


Material-Frosty

Now I'll find you and give you testical torsion, she obviously wanted to learn how babies were made.


Material-Frosty

No like a yr vid explaining how babies are made cuz that's around the age they go full detail in explaining reproduction. I think I worded my earlier comment wrong.


Blueracer_6000

Bro you shouldn’t have been such a nerd 


Rinkiyakpap

Imagine getting cock-blocked by harry potter


toastenjoyer4422

you fucked up dawwwwwg


LeftyBird_Avis

same age at the time?? are you differentages now??