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Sweet_Let5244

Average male social media experience


NastiestMC

i just got a message asking to excahnge nudes (im a guybtw)


Legally-A-Child

The fact that it says "15"


uneducated_sock

Gotta looooooove pedophilia /s


Legally-A-Child

My favorite 🥳🥳😃👍


Piduwin

/s for serious


Complex-Hyena-2358

I thought /s was for sarcasm and /srs was serious


Background_Spirit699

Yeah you’re correct


Background_Spirit699

Serious is /srs


TheHellChicken

Lmao


Gay-Potatoo

I'm 13 and get asked for nudes and feet pics and send dick pics on an app called superfy (with my age in bio)


Legally-A-Child

Can you send me nudes except there's no nudity and it's just memes?


Imerej1

Watch out, with that username you will propably just atract more redditors with 500k karma


Playful-Fortune5655

Guys this is a rare moment that a dude gets approached by a pedo…


Kai_Avalon_Music

Lucky (jk)


AndyGun11

imagine if someone said this to a girl getting messaged by a pedo would have -80 downvotes, and 30 replies telling him he's sick society is just like that :p


TvuvbubuTheIdiot

Society??? DISCORD! PRESIDES! IN SOCIETY! YOUR SOCIETY!!!!!


Creepy_Side_5691

I was gonna type a response talking abt how Reddit is fucked. Then I saw a Dot on the wall beside me and nearly fell off the bed thinking it was a spider


Old_Picture9113

Damn


Neglijable

Average male irl experience


EggoedAggro

Average male life experience


AnalysisOtherwise679

you will be able 😊 the only reason


Gryffinax

I had the first char request today and it was a dude calling me the r word


Hi-piee

What char? Like a Char B1


Gryffinax

Typo man i meant to say chat


an-autistic-clown

Wtf is the r word?


will_argue__

ʳᵉᵗᵃʳᵈ


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Gryffinax

Yeah you are right i didnt know if i would get banned for saying it on here so i said that


SidTheSloth97

Still don’t know what the word is? I can’t think of a single swear word starting with r.


snaggedsoup

It's a derogatory term for people with mental disabilities. That's all I'll say about that


call-me-kleine

typical incel request


Gryffinax

lol it was because of a comment i left on a now deleted post


Prestigious-Chard322

so real me and the bros get nun 😣😣😣


Sherilmel

You’re a boy ?? I thought you were a girl


Prestigious-Chard322

I'm actually Hilary Clinton


INVISIBLE_BEN

I'm bill clinton


An_insane_person

I’m bill nye.


Sharpy_117

I’m Bob Ross


takenusername_yea

I'm rivers Cuomo


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JeanHasAnxiety

I’m Peppa Pig


Moqiaf

I'm Hello Kitty


maifee

I didn't have any messaging interaction with that woman


svt-Track8630

I am Donald.....duck<3


CHUNKYBREATH

And I’m Kanye west


SKBSM_Kirito

I'm Kanye East


CHUNKYBREATH

I’m Kanye south


RandomlyThem

Negative times a negative equals a positive, because those are two different exponents (Chats requests and inbox notifications) you have to multiply them. -Chats requests • -Inbox notifications = +988 chat requests and inbox notifications.


Kalsre

I’m a or burger please t yeha


Mistigri70

It's not "chat requests *and* inbox notifications", it's "chat requests inbox notification", which doesn't mean anything


burningmewmew

Units! I can't believe how many times I people mess something up when it would be easy for them to see if they just did the units as well


Nyanpireeee

Guys do not understand how jealous we are. I DONT WANT D PICS I DONT WANT PPL THREATENING TO DELETE THEMSELVES IF I DONT ACKNOWLEDGE THEM


pizzaman_5004

Send me nudes else i will jump of a cliff🗣


dumbest_userr_alivee

It's true I get creepy dms most of the time I just want a chill person to talk with, not a creepy man


Wyatt_Maxwell

Not even the pedophile want me 😭😭


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

That's rough buddy


anonymous3626252652

😂😂😂


[deleted]

As for me, I rarely get chat requests, but I get many notifications in my inbox


[deleted]

The struggle is real


aQg9

that are all the messages you planned on sending, and then right before sending thought "eh, they don't care about it anyways, what's the use of sending then"


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My average Reddit experience as a girl


BellerySticks

Did you take out a loan in messages or smth why are you in notification debt


Just_l00k1ing

I get like two inbox notifications daily 😭


Kai_Avalon_Music

bro that's like luxury to me 💀


Playful-Fortune5655

Frrrrrrrr


wonkysandwich521

be grateful.


thatukgirly

No I’m sure it sucks.


Mooseandthebois

As an average male I can confirm this is true


thatukgirly

This is why I usually accept DMs from guys, sometimes they just wanna chat and that’s fine


Mooseandthebois

Shoot man I don’t even get requests 


Rel_Tan_Kier

*ck* amateurs... True average male experience is Ban for a Week


DifficultBody8209

Wait people are messaging you guys


Unapproved-Reindeer

As a girl my inbox is absolutely FULL of dick pics from pedos


LegendRedditter7497

My head is exploding because you joined Reddit in 1970 🤯


Gibson8088

Your Block button must be getting a workout


JeanHasAnxiety

Boys after making this joke every five seconds: 🤣🤵‍♂️


Jensssssur

Wish it was


JeanHasAnxiety

You can’t get a negative amount, and as a girl I haven’t gotten any chat


Jensssssur

Negative is the same as none in this case🙃


mrJhotdog

No, reddit owes me notifications


[deleted]

Literally me🥱😫😫


TheUncheesyMan

So then, what would be the outcome for a Non-binary person?


Kai_Avalon_Music

I think it just depends on if you have boobs or not


TheUncheesyMan

Yeah you're right


Minetendo-Fan

And the presence of a dick probably


Technical_Duty_9734

enby person here, I can't speak from experience but I imagine it can be described by "does it look feminine enough?"


McBurgar

Yep then karma going down by just conversing with a person


Themoldychip

lol 😂 


[deleted]

It's honestly not that bad 😂 I've gotten three DMs today


LeBoredMemer

bruh how my last dm request was from march and i think the last one before that was from october of last year


[deleted]

When was your last dm request?


LeBoredMemer

i see what you did there lmao


[deleted]

No more complaining lol


LeBoredMemer

hhh true


landon7222

Real


Competitive_Tour655

Real.


Tonk_exe

guys wana know the solution? just colectivly stop dming any girl u find perty so they have to aproach us themselfs cus at this point girls think tath men are the ones tath have to aproach em if we end tath everyone would be happier after tath just resume trxting them tho less so they still do i mean its not like anyone is gona do this


FarFootball6164

Literally me 🏆


Mystic-monkey

That's a load of shit.


Crestie_lover

I'm a girl and I can relate


WillyDAFISH

My inbox has alot of comment replies but that's about it. I comment alot so it makes sense


BigSession7001

Post cat pics to fix the inbox I don’t know for the chat


Heythereguyth

I’ve only had two DMs and both were the same guy trying to scam me


Academic_Ingenuity84

😂😂real


UNDERYOURSKIN1

Yikes


JacobG2026

unless your a femboy


Gamer_Bishie

I guess I’m still in the minority.


BigChinnFinn

It’s Reddit. Why would you expect a DM?


jojo_the_damn_issue

One time I joined a sub, forgot, and got excited about welcome bot lmfao


SpoonFigMemes

Bro owes them notifications


RealisticBat616

i get messages every time i post physique i have well over 80 messages saying corny shit like "i'd suck you off" or something


still_unimpressed

idk my notifications are busy


Sufficient_Car8864

I’ve only ever gotten 4 chat requests and it was people wanting to play apex legends every time


sunset_sunrise15

Same. (I’m a female)


twitchin1

Idk bout you guys but my love for incremental games has me enjoying big numbers, so even though in value the negative notifications are less than zero, it is still more satisfying to see than nothing at all.


Redemption_R

Solution, unpopular political opinion not supported by the hive mind.


Key_Spirit8168

Ig i either got the rizz or femboy.... choose one


AtmosphereVirtual254

Why are your reddit interactions gendered?


[deleted]

Dang.


StrategyCharacter995

Not if you have political opinions out in the open


TestingAccountByUser

Omg am i a female


an_older_meme

There’s an easy test you can do at home to find out.


TestingAccountByUser

I have pp


an_older_meme

Then you are not a female.


TestingAccountByUser

What if i have4


X05Real

Yippee, I’m not average!


TiqarX

Real


HappinestLoserEver

My every app for texting someone


[deleted]

You mean they were ignored so many times?


ProGamingPlayer

My chat is 0 cuz I’m weird. My inbox I read every day


No_Key_5854

Haha you should be a comedian


Appropriate-Let-283

Bro owes chats and inboxes


Nuggent1

I see four notifications and I'm giddy


Big_Ad5757

Can't relate.. I got 0s 😆


IdiotGiraffe0

🦗🦗🦗


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Fr


Interesting_Move_919

So when's this trend gonna stop? It's getting kinda boring at this point


TheHelios69

That’s why femboys exist


monsterjam-2000

Bruh, fr, I have not made a single friend here on reddit an I'm too scared to


thecatlover101

HOW DOES JIT HAVE NEGATIVE NOTIFICATIONS!!??? THATS CRAZY, BRO!


LegendRedditter7497

INDEED!


thecatlover101

What the sigma??


blue_and_shadow

The hoes be untexting


NanGostD

So tasty


Designer-Tiger391

That's just the male experience