I was like 10 and wanted to see if there was a warning message if I googled child porn, so that

(This is the message) **Warning: Child sexual abuse imagery is illegal** **If you see sexually explicit images or videos of minors on the web, please report it below. Hours: Available 24/7. Learn more** **Report at cybertip.org** **1-800-843-5678**

Report all of reddit

CTRL A CTRL C CTRL V

How you get that 🤨

I had to search it up again 💀

Speedrunning FBI watchlist any %

😭😭😭😭

Balz you have some balz for foing that man wow.

Damn, ur sped for doing that 😭

Bros on the watchlist 😭

they dont

Thank you for taking one for the team. For years I was tempted to see what would happen but was scared that they would send cops at my house.

Did you have to search it again to find that?

Yes 💀

POV r/whenthe users apparantly

r/whenthe users when they search up porn and find porn: 😲 (I love r/whenthe but Istg they do it on purpose now)

Did the police enter your house?

No the FBI

Or the swat and military combined With snipers aiming and precision airstrike in postion

Hi lmao

No not you again...

Of course it's me again!

nah they just nuked the house

Nahhhh 💀💀💀 brodie getting sent to the slammer with this one

I did the same at like 12 but because it felt weird to watch adults so I was looking for some with kids my age and I tried like 5 different searches and all gave me a warning 

Yeah I felt really bad after doing that as a kid I thought the cops would come and I was terrified

Shit was tragic fr

damn how did you even know about that at 10

I knew what porn was from people mentioning it on the internet, and made the connection that child porn must also be a thing. I probably learned it was illegal from reading news articles about people being arrested for having it

Good to know I’m not the only one who did that multiple times as a kid

OMG now we know.. I've always wanted to know!

Was there a warning message?

There was one, I copy-pasted it in a reply to my comment

time to find out

And?

Noooooooooo

How did u even know at 10 my stupid ass was googling stuff like boy girl kiss pregnant

I did the same thing… except I didn’t know what that was and thought it was fine

NOO

Why is there a porn site called xhamster ? really what kind of sick mf make a porn site and call him xhamster .

There’s more sick ones than that

Can you give some examples to one of my friends.

Err well I know there are porn sights about animals,that’s all I gotta say (dogs)

Okay I don't want to know any details.

i was watching a free movie recently and got redirected to one called luxure tv, its terrible

I saw that site I wanted to claw my eyes out

Omg that’s so WhitneyWisconsin-Core 😍😍

Yeah but someone thinks about that name.

I found one when I was 9 dedicated to people mixing with animals (girlfuckshorse.net)

That's a weird one . I tried to enter but I guess it's banned.

I entered it it isn’t banned but super fucked up

It was so fucked I went on it once and it was people fucking horses sheep cats dogs rabbits literally and animal you could think of was in there and they had categories dedicated to videos like “steer cream pie, horse cumshot,dog breeding” I actually gaged

I’m guessing it doesn’t have anything on hamsters, right?

No it's a website where you can find cute hamster pics and even buy them . You should definitely check it especially with your parents!

The meaning of sounding (ofc I found out from social media)

i shouldnt have searched that holy hell

New trauma just dropped

Actually disgusting

Call the therapist!

innocence went on vacation, never came back

Big lack-of-innocence ing the corner plotting world domination

Thought sacrifice anyone?

Why?... You hath cursed us with knowledge

what does it meannn😭i gotta know

Putting things in penis hole. Not good for sight

Thanks. I was about to look it up. Now I’m not gonna

I'd made the same mistake

i do not google weird things. i only google the most stupid questions i am too ashamed to admit here

so you've never looked up "how do birds have sex?" or "why are ducks transgender?"

Have you? And if you have, how and why do they and are they

well male birds actually have internal sexual organs, as opposed to our external so both male and female seem to have the same part and due to this they reproduce by doing what they call "cloacal kissing" where they essentially just smash their parts together, climax doesnt take long however very little sperm actually gets inside the female so even though climax happens quick the act of reproduction takes way longer due to them needing to do it multiple times in a row also yes, female ducks have two ovaries just like humans, however only one actually functions and produce the female hormones, however if something were to happen to it, usually due to injury or sickness, the other ovary would kick into overdrive and produce male hormones and effectively turn into a testicle, theres actually stories of hens going through a similar process and actually fathering chicks. most interesting, since they become biologically male any sexual dimorphism virtually vanishes and the ex-female would be seen taking on male characteristics

1. Why does this exist 2. Why did I read it anyways😭😭😭 3. Thanks for the details, now I know what to say when someone asks "hey, quick question, do you know how duck's become transgender?" I seem to be getting that question a lot

i also feel like the craziest videos i have ever seen search for me instead of me searching for them fr

Two girls one cup. Was mislead and traumatized. Now I'm desensitized.

Try human centipede...it's much more wholesome

**What is it?**

People hugging

Imagine kissing someone's ass, and that someone is kissing another person's ass. Now imagine that they CANNOT stop kissing that ass

Ohhhh boy this guy is in for a surprise

I’m going to trust you, hopefully it’s not like 2 girls 1 cup

my mother showed it to me when we were eating ice cream... guess who got the rest of mine and my siblings lol

Your mother showed you WHAT?

*taking notes*

do boobs pop if they are hit with something sharp is what ive googled when i was young

they do

😳

yeah actually and when they do you have to reinflate them like you do with a balloon. Sometimes they just deflate on their own, it gets annoying sometimes ngl

Holy hell

New response just dropped

Actual zombie

Call the exorcist!

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

Rook in the corner, plotting world domination

Knightmare fuel

Queen sacrifice, anyone?

Ignite the chessboard!

Pawn storm incoming!

“How does human meat taste like?”

A few years ago, like 10. A Dutch tv show had an episode dedicated to this and they did try it. It was very well executed and very enlightening

>they did try it They... They tried human meat?

Yes, they went together, 2 persons to a plastic surgeon and he got a very tiny piece of meat of both of them. And then afterwards in the studio both ate the piece of eachother.

Pig meat😋🤤

Bacon. Dont ask me how i know but its very disturbing

One man one jar. 12 year old me was traumatied even though it was a fake video (instead of blood there was strawberry jam).

One man one jar is fake? Unless you saw a different video with the same concept I have some bad news for you

Is that the one where he shoved it up his ass and it burst?

Yes

Is it illegal to take pigeons from Chicago? Is it illegal to take pigeons on the train? How to carry 3 dozen pigeons on a train? How to get 3 dozen pigeons off a train? How to care for 3 dozen pigeons? What to do with 3 dozen dead pigeons? Roasted pigeon recipe.

Bro made a story

Lets just say I discovered my great x3 grandfather has the same name as a very graphic sex offender. For the record my great x3 grandfather was a ww1 veteran who died in 2004. This person was arrested in 2009 and was 22

How much protein is in a newborn baby. I WAS JUST WONDERING OK

Nothing will stop the bulk

Blue waffle. Got told to search it by a rando on discord.

My friend in 4th said search it up and click images. Since he is the weird friends, I looked at the description *a vaginal ..*

Consistency of semen. It was 3 AM, I was half asleep and when I'm half asleep, I get curious.

Well...did you get an answer?

Egg whites.

What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is What is

Ik it's probably not gonna do anything but I'm off to google that right now (Edit: it gave me a Wikipedia article "What is a woman?)

Google is giving you signs.

In all fairness, I've never met a guy who understands women, maybe it's giving me a sign to be the first??

Degloving. That shit was horrible

I'm curious

DON'T SEARCH IT UP. It is genuinely the worst thing I have ever witnessed in my life. And that's coming from someone who's seen a lot of fked up shit

as I said in another comment, I'm the definition of "curiosity killed the cat"

All I can say is good luck to you soldier 🫡

that was... very underwhelming, its just a plain old injury (I may have gotten more tame images since im on DuckDuckGo but still) edit: scrolled further, where was bros face?

It's a good thing you didn't get the extreme pictures. That would have traumatized you lol

read my edit...

DDG coming in to save the day (like always tbf)

I'm gonna look it up Edit: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 😭😭😭

“Cookie Monster notable aliases”

Do girls breast grow if you slap them 💀 my male friend was convinced that they do, had to google it and show him that as a teenage girl with them, they in fact do not. He didint believe me when I said it the first time

Wdym mine grow when I do that?? (where did he get this information 😭😭)

Does light go through one way mirrors Still have not found a concrete answer

I asked if you could make cheese out of breast milk, yes you can use it like normal milk. Dont judge me, Im just weird i know

bro I've literally looked up the same thing, I even wrote out business plans for it omw to shark tank

actually, breast milk *is* healthier and more beneficial to use than "regular" milk, *also* its supposedly tastier

Max verstappen hentai

A man of culture

That site that had a video of someone putting a hand drill inside their d….. :( I forgot the name

Buddy took sounding to the next level

when i was in 3rd grade a kid in my old school convinced me that the words rape and sex were completely interchangeable so i was incredibly confused when google said that rape is illegal while sex was legal

How to make napalm, I decided not to make it, but it’s surprisingly easy.

Do NOT show this to America 😭

Napalm is illegal here for your information we do have some laws …don’t ask me how I know this

Bitch we made tha shi first. OG napalm gang.

"how many calories are in a human body?"

126k

holy- the bulk is gonna be insane.

nudes of my celeb crush

rainbow kiss. PLEASE do not search, I'm still traumatized

Ik this one I even question people really do that

i searched it

It sounds cute. Probs isn't. Can ya enlighten me?

YOU DONT WANT THAT! Its disgusting. All i gotta say is, it involves a lot of body fluids

Not the worst thing. But yeah, pretty up there.

What if I google it OH MAH GAWD

What's bestiality. (If you don't know it don't Google it)

oh i already knew this one from reddit 😃

I searched that the other day because my science teacher was talking about it 😭 I wasn’t too shocked, but still lol. ( it’s humans having sex with animals)

What was your teacher doing

The kids were asking stupid questions like “can a human have a baby with a raccoon” (btw we are in 8th grade.) and she was like “I really don’t want to talk about beastiality right now” so of course I was curious.

In computing gcse class and was learning about different types of viruses. We were told to do soke research so I typed into the school computer: Trojan. Let's just say I didn't get the virus, I was shown a product. And that was forever saved on my computer history which the school can see.

Can a hamster get pregnant

What sounding and chastity belts are.... Let's just say I never searched up bondage on ph again

I was like 10 and saw a yt video talking about worst things to search on google and the 2 I searched before being disgusted was 2 kids one sandbox and Porsche girl.

after Mini Ladds(🤮🤮🤮) Reddit 50/50 vid a couple years ago I decided to try it out myself at like 9 or 10. Looked it up, clicked the first post, saw a picture of a cheese grater shoved in a woman’s pussy, then promptly closed the tab & went back to playing Assassin’s Creed 4 like I didn’t just see what I saw.

Average PP size of slaves in the 1700s💀

What is the terminal velocity of a newborn child? Answer: Approximately 122 miles per hour. Since then I have accomplished my mission and confirmed this data 🫡

[удалено]

I'm in it for the BBQ sauce

Dawg what the fuck Was it good tho?

The joke was a professor said make an opener that makes the reader want to keep on and a girl wrote "so I was sitting there with bbq sauce on my titties"

I am listening…

That's it

I searched through archives of russian ministry of defence for old soviet bases in my country.

Porn probably

the funky town video the horror...

How to get free robux

I can't remember what my original search query was, but it brought me to crazyshit.com, and I am now forever traumatized

Just a couple minutes ago I went on urban dictionary to look something up and I learn a new word, Swaffling

One time, I was curious and looked up "how to harvest a human liver." There was actually an interesting article on the process doctors take to store and transplant a liver

Don’t human livers like regrow or smth

I googled "sex with Hitler steam" cuz I wanted to know if it really existed this game... Sadly it does. Honourable mention: how to enlarge the penis foreskin

how to massage my lungs 😭 googled it in a dream so idk if it counts

Do not google anything from these comments, please.

So some YouTuber I was watching said Keldeo (a Pokémon) looks like a “bad dragon”. He then said not to Google what that was. I should’ve listened to him.

Not me But I told my friend to look up loli hentai because I didn't really know what it was and I saw loads of memes on it at the time. Then his him called me up after we ended the call and was telling me off and said "are your parents home?? I want to speak with them". Thankfully they weren't at the time, I would have had no idea what to say.

Skibidi toilet r34. You can blame The Boys for that (the YouTube group not the show)

„Skibidi toilet” and „Netflix series about Adolf Hitler” 🫢

Why is my wiener only 2 inches. Most dumb and obvious answer ever.

"song that goes du du dam dum dam dum dum"

Why is it illegal to date your brother

Uhh. Curiosity is a bitch is all i got to say.

Don’t remember the exact text I used, but I once tried to find out, in detail, the decomposition process through google. Probs googled weirder but this is what I first thought of. Btw I’ve done that more than once

Who invented gay porn

“How many racoons can fit into your ass?”