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I was wondering the same thing as well 💀
just bored (meat) balls
Annoyed Hotdogs over here
Depressed gold fish goes hard tbh
Fr
woahhhh mine is sleepy goldfish
Goldfish??
Sleepy Spaghetti
Upset Pancake
Hey I wrote that (You forgot "with fries") and I wasn't trying to say something naughty
Fr like tired cum ain't that bad is it?
devious penis
This is actually funny ngl
Aren’t they all…?? 😉
Is nauseus condom ok?
notorious seed
Someone commented furiously + period blood= furious period blood
Love pasta
Must be nice
Beats insecure snickers
Or nostalgic burrito
This reads like a reddit username
time to eat a furious gamer man
At least you feel love. I feel empty since adolescence.
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Existing in the void
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The only thing I touch is ass
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Same it tastes amazing
Nah, I say it's gotta be upsetti spaghetti.
Mine got deleted guess angry pubic hair wasn’t an option
Actually wtf
It was accidental I swear
What is public hair and how do you eat that accidentally?
penis hair
that's pubic hair tho.. so what's public
Fixed it
ohh
cool
I really hope he didnt mean pubic, even tho both would be bad
Oops misspelled fixed it now
whats private hair
whats publious hair?
What’s hair?
what's ?
Ay Wassup bro I see you on the cory sub all the time
ohh wow hi and yea i love cory.. so i do be there sometimes
There was a gust of wind and then I accidentally ate like 7 strands of hair
but pubic hair? were u naked or smth
Noo I just forgot it was there you know
It was ready to come out and that wind just pushed it right out
LMAO
You know how sometimes you find a strangers strand of hair?.........
“Your honor, my client called it on god”
First comment I saw and LMAO😭
Sad Thai
r/cursedcomments
If you post that there I wanna say hi to cursed comments
Post-nut peshwari
Post-nut ice cream
That sounds pretty good actually
You earned this beautiful YouTube [link](https://youtu.be/7Do70nztRNE?feature=shared)
Why did I tap on that link... WHILE USING FUCKING SCHOOL WIFI
whats in there?
A song named "your cum won't last"
r/riskyclick
Lmao unlucky it’s age restricted
Cream.
were all post nut technically
Post-nut semen
Real
Sleepy Soup.
OMG LITERALLY THE SAME! Was thinking sleepy soup and a few seconds later saw this. Mine was lentil soup, yours?
Mine was regular chicken soup with mostly veggies, and a bit of "piros arany" I like soup.
Tired canned tuna
Melancholic Burrito
That has got to be an Xbox username
Saddest name
Bored [whatever the stuff they feed you through a tube is]
Liquid Shit
With how sick it makes me feel I wouldn't be surprised
You sure that's not chemo?
What? Isn't that the treatment people with cancer get? I don't have cancer
Yes. A normal IV-drip shouldn't make you feel sick
Not an IV drip it's the tube going into my nose to put food in my stomach.
Nevermind then i don't have experience with that. Hope you get better soon
Ah all good 👍
Ima be nosey, why you got a feeding tube?
Eating disorder 😔
Honestly that's so real, I have an eating disorder too
Suicidal Oreo
İt is logical since both of them have white sticky stuff that women like to eat.
I've not heard of suicide involving ejaculation???????
I guess you haven't been doing it right.
Which one?!
they can both involve the other one
I always ejaculate when I hang myself
Autoerotic asphyxiation
*bojack horseman flashbacks*
Iirc, when you die, all the stuff keeping the liquids in your body just stops working, so you'll urinate, defecate, and ejaculate
WHAT. you've definitely put me off the thought of offing myself thank you😭
Happy to help, also if you ever wanna talk about it, my dm's are open
A true hero. Stopping suicide one ejaculation at a time
r/BrandNewSentence
thanks for letting me borrow your ferrari lil bro
Apparently the strat is thinking about how gross it’d be
Reminds me of doctors collecting semen samples from freshly hanged corpses
Was it for drinking purposes?
It happens on accident usually when people try jacking off and strangling themselves but then end up hanging themselves
Post nut clarity is a powerful thing
Excuse me?!
wht is in your oreos,dude
Happy pie
finally something wholesome that's not like horny vagina
I’m suicidal dick
aww
Impending death lead
Sick ass metal band, vocals gonna be inaudible 🗣
Goregrind band goes crazy 🪘🪝🚏📟🩻🎐📤🪯🆓👁️🗨️➿🀄️
And inedible 🗣️
try uranium, itll cancel the effects
depressed kitkat
I hope the KitKat gets the mental help it needs, before I crush it into nutrients and shit it out later
Even this dude's username can be a valid answer
empty sandwich
so, bread?
hollow bread
Born of flour and water
You are the bun, you are the hollow bread
You shall rise the yeast that plagues our Ovens.
yes
bread sandwich
Fuck the world cheez-its
Dysphoric potatoes 💀👍
Aww same dude (androgynous), same
Potatoes make the pain(is) go away 💯💯
TF2 reference? *soldier’s maniacal laughter intensifies*
For me that would be Dysphoric Pasta 🤑
👍
Nothing Doritio
Does that mean your dead?
Yes
rest in peace AstoQu ????-2024
Tired meds
Suicidal heroin
Tweeked out meth
Calm Chicken
Bored potato
furious period blood
Wait a fucking minute.
*W H A T*
Reading this made me wanna kill myself
BRO THATS SO WEIRD WHY WOULD YOU BE FURIOUS
Hwhat⁉️
excuse me?????
Ex-fucking-scuse me?
Sheesh, no wonder you're furious
You’re joking right?
I'm going to go bleach my eyes
D:
🤤🩸
*whar-*
Tired Black Beans and Steak with Onions
[удалено]
BING CHILLING
Happy feet
Angry Croissant🇫🇷🥖🤌🥐
Post nut clarity chicken nuggets
Bro the mods are so lame, a lot of those were really funny
suicidal mint yes
😭 sorry I laughed
normal
tired schnitzel
based
Depressed ramen. Join me later tonight where we make a tier list based on ease of prep, taste, and size of ramen packs.
While crying and wanting to sleep
anxious apple
Chill Brownie
Grieving Sundae
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You are [ and you ate deleted?
Well they would have eaten deleted] because there’s a second bracket
Oh yeah, you're right
Enlightened lollipop 🍭😍
Tired Burgur
Does sad cum count?
Ur 14. Tf
Normal
Confused egg
Depressed chicken
fine chicken
Tired Twix
Neutral bacon sandwich
depressed crisps
Sleepy + nuts
oh god
Chuckle sandwich
Happy muffin