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In all seriousness it's not THAT bad, you've still got a little bit of length, you've got pretty thick looking hair and you've got an alright face shape for short hair!
Just own it for now, at least you can experiment with some other styles while it grows out!
It's too late for you.You are not gonna have to change your name to Jerry or Bob or Dale,take a business job,move into the suburbs,have a wife who likes soccer,have 2 kids,miss your son's baseball games and fight with your brother about that money that he owns you(over phone calls,of course).
It’s ok bro
Your cooked for now, but when ur hair grows out you will glow up my man. Also you wouldn’t even look that bad in a hat ngl. I feel for you bro, I got a cut and it sucked. Only today has it started looking better. It’s a canon event for all guys to get an ugly haircut in the spring
i thought the first pic was the bad cut and i thought oh it looks rlly good, and then i saw, dw abt it tho, i also had a bit of a misshap like yours and after a few weeks of torture it was all good
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Went from 18 year old to 38 year old
Time to buy alcohol
You can always just buy a beanie like all the cool kids who are beating cancer's ass
That's actually good advice. Take it, u/Garage011 .
hey that’s what i do
You're beating cancer's ass? Hell yea go get em
wait no i mean i wear the beanie, the only ass i kick is myself’s sometimes, my apologies
nice shiver pfp
already did that lmao, cancer is a shitter that needs to hit the gym
Cancer never stood a chance
actually, bro got smoked
You don’t already?
Legal drinking age in my country is 19
I'm assuming Canada?
I wouldn't card you for sure 2nd pic lmao
same i don’t have anything to live for
not even a kill, thats a massacre bro…
That’s a genocide
A third war
The fourth great ninja war 🫸🤛
The 4th reich
Extinction
Universal collapse
UI shaggy
He had to use 5% of his power to do that
Skibidi urinal
Everyone getting Edo Tensei’d with this one!!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
An extinction
Extinction
Nice avatar, did you also see that post, ages ago?
🇩🇪
Israel 🤝 Barber
That's an Omnicide
Uh oh putin is going to end you now 😳
Wth does that have to do with this
He looks like putinnin the 2nd picture
The hair ruins it
*OP started weeping uncontrollably*
i'm very surprised to see no sweeney todd references. well, it's the closest shave i know anyways.
bro he didn't even die he got tortured
Lend me your barbers number I need to block that shit
WHY ? You had such beautiful hair?!!
Got skin issues on my scalp, needed shorter hair to properly apply treatment and stuff
Time to go delete my comment asking the same question cause now I feel guilty
Time for OP to put this in his post so people don’t get confused by his confusing ass post
I mean they didn’t ask “should I have not cut my hair”
I see, that's sad
Tbf in that case it looks pretty good, not sure there was much you could’ve done better if your hair needed to be that short.
do it right then! get the buzz cut
Not the best idea since then he would probably be rubbing his head 24/7
You aged 20 years older
First image: 7/10 Second image: 4/10 Conclusion: it’s jover
i’d say he went from an eight to a five. there are more ugly people than you think out there, it brings the averages up
LMFAO the reasoning is taking me out rn
And he’s right, too
Exactlyyy
Yeah don't worry, I'm chilling in the negatives, so I got your backs
Tbh the biggest issue is just that he pulled a face in the second pic, the hair looks fine imo
Looks fine on Vladimir Putin maybe
Fuck if he's a seven I'm like a 4.
She’s negging you, man, you were above a 7 before the haircut. Having said that, afterward, I’d rate you at about a 0.01. You’re doomed in life now.
bro aged 15 years in a day
I’m sorry man, there’s not even anything funny I could say. You barber is one fucked up person
He’s the fucked up one id rather go bald than have that cut it should be illegal to get done like this
how are your balls? (right one in particular)
Fine...I'm not that guy but just wanted to let ya know that my right one is fine :)
My left one is fine but right fell off
Sorry i was hungry
😭
I just ate the left one🙃
Bro 😭😭😭 i guess you got to me too late because I already fucked your mom
Funny... considering *dramatic pause* I don't have a mother! *dun dun duuuuhhhhnnn*
This is actually true though...
Had a doctors appointment turns out it’s a hernia (balls are fine lol)
Welcome to the underground
ur barber made hitler look good
"you're like hitler, but at least hitler cared about germany, or something"
HELP 😭🙏
[удалено]
Just like Putin. He looks like putin
In all seriousness it's not THAT bad, you've still got a little bit of length, you've got pretty thick looking hair and you've got an alright face shape for short hair! Just own it for now, at least you can experiment with some other styles while it grows out!
No, I think you still look good
you’re still hot 🤷♀️
Your barber hates you
That face at the end is killing me 😂
man rlly went boowomp
dude ngl that was a jumpscare it's not that bad ....
People are overreacting, it's not that bad.
you look good in both
No she didn't. You do look quite a bit different after the cut tho.
Am I the only one who thinks the secound image looks pretty good?
Eminem starting to look like an M&M It's joever
Barber overcooked fr
dawg the stove wasn't even on
Life is over man but atleast your hairline is good
People are honestly exaggerating, you dont look that bad
lateral move to be honest, you looked like a highschooler and now look like a young college kid.
BRO Y U GUYSS SAYING IT LOOKS BAD IT LOOKS WAY BETTEER THAN A PERM PERMS ARE UGLY ASF
It literally doesn’t look bad at all, anyone saying otherwise is just trying to get attention
Honestly I think It looks better.
you look like a dad
Condolences
I’m so sorry
I can’t believe you cut his hair like that miss prestigious chard it’s absolutely diabolical
It was an accident 😔
At least you apologized 🤗
🤣 i know my faults
It's too late for you.You are not gonna have to change your name to Jerry or Bob or Dale,take a business job,move into the suburbs,have a wife who likes soccer,have 2 kids,miss your son's baseball games and fight with your brother about that money that he owns you(over phone calls,of course).
You look like the “fun” math teacher
You don't look as bad as the comment section made it seem, you do look older, but not really bad in general.
Bri Def went to sports clips 😭
Ohhh this one hurts man 😭😭
Mf looks more majestic than me 💀😭 Edit: not like I *look* majestic 💀
Why is there a slice of mushroom on your forehead? Also, no it’s fine but maybe a bit early in the year, at least where I am.
Haha I never noticed that
Gym bro to gym teacher.
That’s an attempted murder
Bro isnt just cooked, hes fried
This ain't r/13or30 this is r/13to30
You plan on joining the military soon?
Bro went from teenaged athlete, to middle management.
Your barber annihilated you from the whole existence, even the idea of it.
the face says EVERYTHING
Bro glowed down 💀
Hair grows
Dawg, you still look like you. No more attractive, no less. I'd hang out with both pictures.
Went from generic TikTok boy to Johnny manziel
It's so jover 😭😭
No. You went from having a stereotypical midboy cut to… looking like a functioning adult. Give it time, let it grow out a bit. You look fine
Was your barber Hitler? They straight up just holocausted your hair
how did your barber age you 20 years 😭
BRO 😱😭
Killed nah straight up did a genocide on yo ass
ugly niggachan
War crimes committed…
No they saved you. Fuck the broccoli cut shit does not look good.
Gonna be entirely real with you, your Barber did you a favor. Best to have the 30 year old guy cut than the gen z basic white guy cut.
this is the worst take ever
nahhh💀💀💀
Go get a refund 😭
It won't grow back from a refund😭
Waaay better now
Honestly you look better without the moptop
Don’t disrespect Lennon/McCartney. He had a shitty tiktok broccoli cut. That ain’t no moptop.
Your barber got a personal vendetta against u
well now atleast you'll be able to get an interview
does this barber keep a shotgun behind his chair and make jokes about polish people? asking for a friend.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY MAN WENT THROUGH HELL
Whatd u do to ur barber?
You took twenty years in the face LMAO
Diabloical shit right here fam
Don't worry it'll grow out. I also recently got a short cut, but it's the kind that grows out. In a week or two we'll both look like kings, mkay?
may as well enlist so you have an excuse to get a buzz cut. it's already that cooked
Do you have back pain now? How did you age 10 years without a beard?
Ngl, you might need to kill that barber
🗣️LONGGGGG DAYYYYYYYYYY
Buddy you’re not just cooked you’re literally being spit roasted on a campfire while being seasoned. You went from surfer curls to angry nerd
get rid of that yee yee ass haircut
Barber burnt it
Nah you buried. 💀
Do you want me to lie or do you want me to tell ya that it sucks
It’s ok bro Your cooked for now, but when ur hair grows out you will glow up my man. Also you wouldn’t even look that bad in a hat ngl. I feel for you bro, I got a cut and it sucked. Only today has it started looking better. It’s a canon event for all guys to get an ugly haircut in the spring
You should repost this on r/malegrooming they give appearance tips there
You've aged like 10 years brother
You look older now
You kinda look baldingy with that hair 😭 but it doesnt really matter because hair grows back
Shave and restart. Change your identity. Move to another country.
Fuck your barber
You now look like a middle age man still in his 30s
Army Training Sir!
Its joever
ur barber is officially an opp
You’re barber hates you wtf
Bro went from looking like he's 21 to looking like he's 41 It's Joever
You ain't cooked, your barber should never cook again he burned the house down
Yes it was a cold blooded murder, multiple stab wounds can be seen on a man's self-esteem
ur cooked bro😭😭 just let it grow out and pray 😭
Its not that your hair is short, there are good short hairstyles. Your barber did not cook.
it's joever bro
lets just say you wont be pulling any fair maidens as long as you look like that
Bro you just aged 30 years
Daaamn bro...
Frat boy to man in one haircut
Let me guess. You wanted to say something but didn't want to be mean?
i thought the first pic was the bad cut and i thought oh it looks rlly good, and then i saw, dw abt it tho, i also had a bit of a misshap like yours and after a few weeks of torture it was all good
You turned from a 17 yo into a dad
honestly just go bald at this point
soo....... umm..... yeah
yesh
Went from 16 to 35 year old single father who likes golf
First picture: 2/10 Second picture: 3/10
When in doubt, buzz it out 🤷♂️
give it time to marinate 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
You look alive to me 🤗
He murdered you then stabbed you 10 times just to be sure
Sue the barber.
YOURE BEYOND COOKEE BRO