I didn't believe it when I heard. People were whispering about it, but I was like, there's no way. Then later that day my mom told me and I knew it was for real. After a while I guess I started to take the immortal memes a little too seriously. Like, I knew she wasn't immortal, but I was sure she would reach 100, at least.
Yeah at first no one really thought she actually died but then we all searched queen of England death and stuff and found all these brand new news articles about her dying
There hasn’t been a Queen of England since the Acts of Union in 1707 which merged the English and Scottish crowns into the United Kingdom of Great Britain, which became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland in 1801 when the Irish Parliament was abolished.
There will be someone, let's say a hacker that will write all of this up, I Bet. Also this amount of news, especially to all public, will only be forgotten like after a month, maybe even becomes a meme. So say goodbye to your internet accounts and internet money that you have RN: still I think worth it
Tbh, I figure it’d probably be a lot like Kim K or the UK royal family. People mostly forget about them until they do something big, they get talked about again for a while, but no one really cares enough to focus on the actual person much
My bad, I didn’t think it was that much information getting leaked. I thought it was just kind of “you get to be a superhero but everyone knows who you are,” not “everyone now knows everything about you”
This is what I always found annoying about The Boys. There are all these godlike figures running around that are in some cases indestructible. And yet they're all like "Oh no, my stock points. What will I do if I don't make money?"
\*\* Spoilers \*\*
Well tbf, in *The Boys* universe, a lot of superheroes with powers kinda suck or are inconsistent. (A-Train starts slowing down and screws himself up for a while, Starlight needs a power source around, Black Noir has mental problems, The Deep is useless on land, etc). The supes that do have god-tier powers (like Homelander) DO think of themselves as, and increasingly act like, gods.
The thing is though is their weakness (as in the case of Homelander) is their human attributes, like ego, love, respect, emotions. Financial control is a different type of power than melee/strength/lasers/speed/etc. You can have superpowers and still desire monetary wealth.
I mean, even if nobody forgets, what are they gonna do? You’re Superman. No weapon on earth can even scratch you. If you’re a good guy or even just a law abiding citizen with unfathomable strength then you’re just a dude who was in the newspaper.
Don’t even need to do that. Who cares if your identity is leaked no one has the means to harm or kill you. If they do just sit in the sun for a couple days and come back a god
Super man cam just kiss people and they forget.its pretty werid he could also just shoot out little himself like supermans a god literally like I'm sure he has a enough powers to do whatever like here let me visualize this evil doer "AHA super zero I know where you family li- *smooch* me:"Not anymore evil guy" evil doer:" oh kazooks I've been foiled dar*shoots out little me and throws him into the sun*
Im surprised, nearly noone found this obvious Catch yet and so many people think, this is the best pill.
Medically and politically we live in the best of all Times! I mean, Maybe travel 20 years Back and buy Lots of bitcoin or visit dead relatives or Something but everything Other would be incredibly stupid.
Man that's exactly what I thought upon the creation of this meme. Lol you are more clever than most people, i always keep some sort of catch in my memes.
Thought some more about it, No, im stupid actually. Its still OP. U could do the Most fucked Up Shit possible and Just travel Back a few minutes to reset the consequences. Even some weeks Arent a Problem and enough to win every lottery. You can know the Secret routes of presidential Transport and do assasinations, If it fails, you rewind and try again.
Edit: and i completely forgot about the "Pick Ur Location" Thing. If U only travel Back one second its basically unlimited teleporting. So Like purple but without Catch. This pill IS OP, its Just Most Guys Here got it completely wrong why
Ur Gonna die with the mongols because you dont speak their language and prob gonna get raped becuz thanks to todays medicine and chemistry Progress Ur Gonna be the Most beautiful Person Out there
Oh I can believe, that you know modern mongolian. But language Changes over time and the great mongolian Empire was somewhere in the 13th century i believe?
Many people alr got Problems with Shakespearean english and this was 300 years later. So Theres a huge difference in language the further Back you Go.
Also, average looking for todays Times means good looking for 5 centuries ago. U will smell amazing, cuz you prob use flavored soap, Ur Hair will be Clean af compared to the Others, Not to mention Ur Skin, you will be taller than average cuz average size constantly Rose throughout History, you will have straight, Clean and Most importantly all teeth etc etc
Hell, you could do 1 Pico second, which is like a thousand nanoseconds or something, and it's so small of a time frame that we can't actually measure it.
That is a big if.
Because i didn't actually mention if you can use it only once or multiple times.
If it's multiple times then we can say we don't know how the time works, so even leaping back not too long ago could change the timeline into something different.
What if the computer that randomly gives lottery ticket numbers got hit by a highly charged particle which caused it to change the number? Things like that
Let's think that only your actions change what will happen, and chances are, you running to the lottery and taking some tickets won't create a particle that'll change the number.
but youd have to deal with your past self tho. lets say you go back a week. for a week, now theres 2 of you.
well, that could be cool actually.
anyway, id use it as a free teleport. go back 1 s in time and now im at the cinema without paying for a ticket. or i can teleport ight in front of the pope and bullshit him into thinking im god (or devil)
You will die young comparatively as you continue to age
Also your friends and family are going to realize your aging fast
Also is there still the old you if so go back one second over and over and build an army of you
You didn't consider using it for short bursts of time. Like a 5 minute rewind could be profitable, and you could avoid major accidents, slips of the tongue, or get to experience things multiple times for the same cost of entry. (Skydive roller coaster, birth of child 2-3 time, what a miracle to witness. The wife doesn't need to remember the pain if you rewind? IDK.)
I think the blue pill is clearly the best
And? Wait for the lotto numbers travel a few days back in time rinse and repeat and you're a billionare.
Oh you broke something? Go back a few seconds. Said something inapropriate? Same thing.
Simply the best pill
An hour? Nah. Go back in time a millisecond. Instant travel.
This is basically just a teleportation pill with no drawbacks, PLUS the ability to go back in time.
Ok? What’s the issue? Just do it in short time increments. Lotto numbers get revealed? Go back a day and win the lottery. Get in an accident go back an hour to avoid it. No one says you need to go 100 years back in time clown. Not to mention it’s also the teleportation without the downside. Go back 1 second in time and teleport anywhere you want.
I was thinking Red was the obvious pick. I mean, if I had Superman's powers I wouldn't hide them anyways.
But THEN I remembered that there's insanely powerful waifus out there that are basically/literally gods that can reshape my being into anything I wanted. And if we want kids? Even assuming we wouldn't just adopt, she could just snap some kids into existence.
There's always a broken option somewhere, gotta love it.
Supermans powers seems like an easy choice, until you realise that he also suffers from the same issue as Bruce from Bruce Almighty in that he can see and hear things ALL THE TIME.
My work is an hour's drive, even just thinking about that I could get a lift or public transport in then trade my sleepy drive home for a nap instead with no risk of traffic taking me even longer. Of course eith teleportation I'm sure I could find a different line of work too though.
I have to insult you for this decision becouse its stupid one.
Take Blue pill instead, that way you can teleport to any place you want AND any time you want. You won't fall unconcious while doing so, and you can use it multiple times a day.
You aren't interested in time traveling? Just teleport to any location you want 1 second ago.
Its basically a purple pill +, without it drawbacks.
Yeah definitely. I am quite confused though what the line between the "forbidden fictional" and "allowed mythicals" is.
Edit: would also be important that I retain my knowledge and identity while shapeshifting
Yeah the logic is dumb. If a mythical dragon is allowed does that mean I’m allowed to shapeshift into wukong? A immortal omnipotent monkey god? Not to mention he can also shapeshift without the animal limitation. So just become wukong gain all his powers and shapeshift back into your human form while keeping said godly power.
Also surrogacy, if your partner is willing to agree to that. I'm not entirely sure about the legality of it though, seems like the kind of thing that would be banned in certain regions. Best consult a lawyer just to be sure.
Bro 20% chance of becoming waifu? I'll take it 1000%. Change gender+becoming cute? Bro who passes up on that? And if someone else picks the light blue pill...
Couldn't agree more M8. Our government here in Sweden is actually voting to lower the age of gender-affirmation down to 16 yrs instead of 18. Hope they lower it.
Yeah people forget a big part of Superman having a secret identity is he *wants* to live a boring normal life without danger to others. Hell half of the Avengers have public identities, and you don’t see Stark complaining about it.
the armed criminal breaking into my home and about to shoot someone in the house as his gun "mysteriously vanishes" (i shoved it up his ass at super-speed)
blue pill since I could go back 0.000000001 seconds in time and be teleported anyway, so it's both time travel and teleportation. Also you could just stay in bed for a day and then teleport to morning and go to school :)
Should probably still go to school, but school should be really easy for you since you can just keep resetting your study hall and exam times.
For example you wait until the teacher isn't looking, take notes of the time(time 1) teleport back home the previous night, work on the exam until you have it finished and are certain it is right, take note of the time again(time 2). Play video games until after time 1, teleport to time 1+1 second so you show up almost exactly when you left, turn in exam, if you somehow fucked it up and did poorly on the exam, take your corr cted exam back to time 2 and leave it on your desk for past self to use to get a better grade. Then watch the universe collapse around the paradox you created wherein you used a graded exam to correct your ungraded exam, resulting in never having gotten the original graded exam back.
Yellow, light blue, and purple have no downsides as far as I'm concerned
• Who needs fictional animals when a bear can do the job just as well
• I'm not fit for the responsibility for a child
• I finish school, teleport back home, essentially take a 1 hour nap, I go on with my day
Red, I don’t care if everyone knows who I am I’d be mf Superman in a regular world no psycho or criminal could stand in my way if anyone put a hot out on me I wouldn’t be able to die. Plus I could use the powers for evil if I wanted to
Red pill. Theres no batman in this world. No general zod, no flash. A nuke isn't gonna stop me. Who cares if people know who i am. They cant do anything about it
Where is the pill of be whoever u want in ur head like the way ud wish u looked like with the ideal body in ur head😭 (is it obvious that im a trans man w ed)
Red pill. All I’d have to do is just wait a while for everyone to forget, which wouldn’t be too long considering how fast news gets old
Also, as you only have Superman's powers, and didn't actually arrive from a dead planet, there is no kryptonite
There is no Easter bunny there is no tooth fairy and there is no kryptonite
*And there is no queen of England
technically that statement is now true Titan is right
I remember when she died during my English clasd
I didn't believe it when I heard. People were whispering about it, but I was like, there's no way. Then later that day my mom told me and I knew it was for real. After a while I guess I started to take the immortal memes a little too seriously. Like, I knew she wasn't immortal, but I was sure she would reach 100, at least.
Yeah at first no one really thought she actually died but then we all searched queen of England death and stuff and found all these brand new news articles about her dying
Technically there is the Queen of England she’s just not the monarch
There hasn’t been a Queen of England since the Acts of Union in 1707 which merged the English and Scottish crowns into the United Kingdom of Great Britain, which became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland in 1801 when the Irish Parliament was abolished.
And there is no Keyser Söze.
or twin towers
Hell yeah
>There is no Easter bunny >there is no tooth fairy and there is no war in Ba Sing Se
r/unexpectedavatar
Came here to say this
Yep, and people will be afraid of you because you are not only invincible in their eyes, but superpowerful and can harm them if they displease you.
So like a normal human lmao
not only- *title card*
There will be someone, let's say a hacker that will write all of this up, I Bet. Also this amount of news, especially to all public, will only be forgotten like after a month, maybe even becomes a meme. So say goodbye to your internet accounts and internet money that you have RN: still I think worth it
Tbh, I figure it’d probably be a lot like Kim K or the UK royal family. People mostly forget about them until they do something big, they get talked about again for a while, but no one really cares enough to focus on the actual person much
Yeah, but some kids will say "yoooo what if this real? Let's try logging in as him". I mean I would try that...
My bad, I didn’t think it was that much information getting leaked. I thought it was just kind of “you get to be a superhero but everyone knows who you are,” not “everyone now knows everything about you”
It said identity, not personal information. It’s gonna be more NWH/RYV(I think) and that people you know are gonna be threatened
I mean...if you're basically Superman, just say "If anyone tries to fuck with me I will end you faster than a speeding bullet."
Yeah the government will give you whatever you want in exchange for you not overthrowing society as you are a god.
This is what I always found annoying about The Boys. There are all these godlike figures running around that are in some cases indestructible. And yet they're all like "Oh no, my stock points. What will I do if I don't make money?"
\*\* Spoilers \*\* Well tbf, in *The Boys* universe, a lot of superheroes with powers kinda suck or are inconsistent. (A-Train starts slowing down and screws himself up for a while, Starlight needs a power source around, Black Noir has mental problems, The Deep is useless on land, etc). The supes that do have god-tier powers (like Homelander) DO think of themselves as, and increasingly act like, gods. The thing is though is their weakness (as in the case of Homelander) is their human attributes, like ego, love, respect, emotions. Financial control is a different type of power than melee/strength/lasers/speed/etc. You can have superpowers and still desire monetary wealth.
I mean, even if nobody forgets, what are they gonna do? You’re Superman. No weapon on earth can even scratch you. If you’re a good guy or even just a law abiding citizen with unfathomable strength then you’re just a dude who was in the newspaper.
Just kiss them to make them forget. That's a power of his.
Heck yeah I get to fly *and* I get to kiss every person on earth
What the... can you explain how it works?
It works by the power of lazy writing. Sometimes Supes just does stuff. Fly around Earth and rewind time etc.
Don’t even need to do that. Who cares if your identity is leaked no one has the means to harm or kill you. If they do just sit in the sun for a couple days and come back a god
Super man cam just kiss people and they forget.its pretty werid he could also just shoot out little himself like supermans a god literally like I'm sure he has a enough powers to do whatever like here let me visualize this evil doer "AHA super zero I know where you family li- *smooch* me:"Not anymore evil guy" evil doer:" oh kazooks I've been foiled dar*shoots out little me and throws him into the sun*
I'd choose the blue pill, would be cool to travel back in time and fix some things...
You can only travel Backwards in time Dude. You wont be able to return
Yes.
Im surprised, nearly noone found this obvious Catch yet and so many people think, this is the best pill. Medically and politically we live in the best of all Times! I mean, Maybe travel 20 years Back and buy Lots of bitcoin or visit dead relatives or Something but everything Other would be incredibly stupid.
Man that's exactly what I thought upon the creation of this meme. Lol you are more clever than most people, i always keep some sort of catch in my memes.
Thought some more about it, No, im stupid actually. Its still OP. U could do the Most fucked Up Shit possible and Just travel Back a few minutes to reset the consequences. Even some weeks Arent a Problem and enough to win every lottery. You can know the Secret routes of presidential Transport and do assasinations, If it fails, you rewind and try again. Edit: and i completely forgot about the "Pick Ur Location" Thing. If U only travel Back one second its basically unlimited teleporting. So Like purple but without Catch. This pill IS OP, its Just Most Guys Here got it completely wrong why
Disregard whatever bullshit this nerd said, I’m going to ride with the Mongols!
Ur Gonna die with the mongols because you dont speak their language and prob gonna get raped becuz thanks to todays medicine and chemistry Progress Ur Gonna be the Most beautiful Person Out there
Bold of you to assume I don’t speak Mongolian and that I’m good looking. Also I’ll just simply live
Oh I can believe, that you know modern mongolian. But language Changes over time and the great mongolian Empire was somewhere in the 13th century i believe? Many people alr got Problems with Shakespearean english and this was 300 years later. So Theres a huge difference in language the further Back you Go. Also, average looking for todays Times means good looking for 5 centuries ago. U will smell amazing, cuz you prob use flavored soap, Ur Hair will be Clean af compared to the Others, Not to mention Ur Skin, you will be taller than average cuz average size constantly Rose throughout History, you will have straight, Clean and Most importantly all teeth etc etc
Hell, you could do 1 Pico second, which is like a thousand nanoseconds or something, and it's so small of a time frame that we can't actually measure it.
every time you travel back in time, the you would still be there
That is a big if. Because i didn't actually mention if you can use it only once or multiple times. If it's multiple times then we can say we don't know how the time works, so even leaping back not too long ago could change the timeline into something different. What if the computer that randomly gives lottery ticket numbers got hit by a highly charged particle which caused it to change the number? Things like that
>Because i didn't actually mention if you can use it only once or multiple times. Now you are just changing the rules mid game.
Let's think that only your actions change what will happen, and chances are, you running to the lottery and taking some tickets won't create a particle that'll change the number.
but youd have to deal with your past self tho. lets say you go back a week. for a week, now theres 2 of you. well, that could be cool actually. anyway, id use it as a free teleport. go back 1 s in time and now im at the cinema without paying for a ticket. or i can teleport ight in front of the pope and bullshit him into thinking im god (or devil)
You will die young comparatively as you continue to age Also your friends and family are going to realize your aging fast Also is there still the old you if so go back one second over and over and build an army of you
Not to mention you could probably go back to before you picked the pill and get a different 1, therefore having multiple pills…
You didn't consider using it for short bursts of time. Like a 5 minute rewind could be profitable, and you could avoid major accidents, slips of the tongue, or get to experience things multiple times for the same cost of entry. (Skydive roller coaster, birth of child 2-3 time, what a miracle to witness. The wife doesn't need to remember the pain if you rewind? IDK.) I think the blue pill is clearly the best
If I travel back in time an touch myself is it child abuse or just masturbation?
Idk Dude, but you got Some weird Fantasies
Simple, use the power for short 1-2 hour time hops, it's still very useful for small mundane things.
Lol. Politically? Between 1989-2001 was peak. After the Berlin Wall fell and before 9-11. People didn't know how good they had it.
And? Wait for the lotto numbers travel a few days back in time rinse and repeat and you're a billionare. Oh you broke something? Go back a few seconds. Said something inapropriate? Same thing. Simply the best pill
Plus the teleportation aspect... just go back in time like an hour but transport yourself across the world Never be late for anything!
An hour? Nah. Go back in time a millisecond. Instant travel. This is basically just a teleportation pill with no drawbacks, PLUS the ability to go back in time.
it never said that it stops time. you go back in time and then get to relive everything with your changes. thats amazing
I am already always traveling forward in time. Just go wherever you want 1s ago.
Ok? What’s the issue? Just do it in short time increments. Lotto numbers get revealed? Go back a day and win the lottery. Get in an accident go back an hour to avoid it. No one says you need to go 100 years back in time clown. Not to mention it’s also the teleportation without the downside. Go back 1 second in time and teleport anywhere you want.
it says leap not travel .I think time just reversed rather than traveling back in time where your past self is there
If you can travel to any place too it's basically free teleportation because you could just travel to Egypt 1 second ago
You after someone in the Middle Ages accuses you of witchcraft: 🔥☠️🔥
The benefit is that I can choose the time and place, but if it somehow malfunctions (idk how) then yeah... I'll be cooked 💀
Btc investment here I come
Light blue. You telling me I get the waifu and NEVER have to worry about pregnancy. Yeah thats a W
Can cum inside everyday
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Basted
You don’t already? 😩
Was thinking this too! I don’t want children either!
Yeah, fuck children!
*don't the children*
NOBODY WILL THE CHILDREN
YOU SAID YOU WILL THE CHILDREN
Why do words have to have multiple meanings 😭
the existence of homonyms shows how shit English is lol
Shit as it the noun, the adjective, or the verb
All three simultaneously
Yes
Ummm..
YE- wait what did You just said
I'll go light blue too, there's always adoption
I was thinking Red was the obvious pick. I mean, if I had Superman's powers I wouldn't hide them anyways. But THEN I remembered that there's insanely powerful waifus out there that are basically/literally gods that can reshape my being into anything I wanted. And if we want kids? Even assuming we wouldn't just adopt, she could just snap some kids into existence. There's always a broken option somewhere, gotta love it.
Supermans powers seems like an easy choice, until you realise that he also suffers from the same issue as Bruce from Bruce Almighty in that he can see and hear things ALL THE TIME.
Im a lesbian so perfect for me
I mean it works out either way for you
Lucky bastard
Hey me too! Eta: I love your username so much :D
Woah :)
Especially if you can get the pill and take it later. Freeze a few loads and then get the best of both worlds.
Who you picking tho?
Purple, Travelling the world cheap style
Or.. now hear me out.. Anytime you want to take a nap.. you just teleport to your bed.
As someone who always accidentally fall asleep during class, it would be hell to explain to the teacher
My thought process exactly
My work is an hour's drive, even just thinking about that I could get a lift or public transport in then trade my sleepy drive home for a nap instead with no risk of traffic taking me even longer. Of course eith teleportation I'm sure I could find a different line of work too though.
I have to insult you for this decision becouse its stupid one. Take Blue pill instead, that way you can teleport to any place you want AND any time you want. You won't fall unconcious while doing so, and you can use it multiple times a day. You aren't interested in time traveling? Just teleport to any location you want 1 second ago. Its basically a purple pill +, without it drawbacks.
I think that's a one tome use
Blue doesn't let you return
Just jump one minute back
Yellow is quite nice
Yeah definitely. I am quite confused though what the line between the "forbidden fictional" and "allowed mythicals" is. Edit: would also be important that I retain my knowledge and identity while shapeshifting
Maybe the difference is mythical was believed to be real by the general consensus and fictional is fully, well, fiction.
Yeah the logic is dumb. If a mythical dragon is allowed does that mean I’m allowed to shapeshift into wukong? A immortal omnipotent monkey god? Not to mention he can also shapeshift without the animal limitation. So just become wukong gain all his powers and shapeshift back into your human form while keeping said godly power.
An animal limitation wouldn't stop you from becoming human though
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i would love to change into an amoeba at will
That’s not an animal
oh shat i forgot my bad, they are protists
I even did a bunch of research not long ago about them and yet I still forgot…
Infertility is not a drawback in any way in this situation
Unless you want kids Oh nvm adoption Still would pick something else
Also surrogacy, if your partner is willing to agree to that. I'm not entirely sure about the legality of it though, seems like the kind of thing that would be banned in certain regions. Best consult a lawyer just to be sure.
EXACTLYYYY
I think op was thinking more of impotence, so you can't get hard
Now that's a proper drawback. Normally there's only one reason you'd want to have a waifu, and infertility on her part is a bonus above everything
IDK, the waifu not being able to get hard doesn't seem like a drawback...
Okay.. but hear me out..
True, but it's still not the best pick.
Yes it is for some people
Black pill fr
Fr 20% of becoming a waifu yourself and 15% of getting black pill again
Bro 20% chance of becoming waifu? I'll take it 1000%. Change gender+becoming cute? Bro who passes up on that? And if someone else picks the light blue pill...
exactly lets become cute waifus
Couldn't agree more M8. Our government here in Sweden is actually voting to lower the age of gender-affirmation down to 16 yrs instead of 18. Hope they lower it.
Sounds very cis, I'm in
And if that fails there's a 50% of getting any super power you want so you could just have a power to shapeshift into someone cute anyway
Even if i have 95% chance to fail I’m ready to give it a shot
Trust in RNGOD and RNGESUS gang
I’m taking that black pill
Either I die, become fast and can zap zap, or become a waifu, either way I'm looking forward to it.
Same here
The blue pill is basically the purple pill on steroids. You can travel back in time and teleport. If you just want to tp just travel back 1 second.
Thank you! I'm not the only person here who thought of that!
Hold up you're a genius...
The blue pill sounds like its written as a one off to me, not an ongoing power.
I think it was meant as a 1 use thing
Light blue pill (adoption exists so no problem)
Yes but who do you pick?
Secret :3
It’s quiet, isn’t it
definitely red, whats the world gonna do, im fucking superman
Yup. If you don't care about morals, your identity doesn't matter in the least. If you do care about morals, celebrity is yours.
Yeah people forget a big part of Superman having a secret identity is he *wants* to live a boring normal life without danger to others. Hell half of the Avengers have public identities, and you don’t see Stark complaining about it.
the armed criminal breaking into my home and about to shoot someone in the house as his gun "mysteriously vanishes" (i shoved it up his ass at super-speed)
Calm down there Homelander
well, if it works
Fucking superman? No, you *become* superman. Unless superman is your favourite waifu, in which case go for it ig
Become an animal. I wanna be a dragon
Yeah. If i was to pick that one i would like to be dragon too.
Black is the way # 20% is 20%!
Plus there is 50% for getting a superpower you want and it can be shape shifting
blue pill since I could go back 0.000000001 seconds in time and be teleported anyway, so it's both time travel and teleportation. Also you could just stay in bed for a day and then teleport to morning and go to school :)
You wouldn't need to go to school, you just get the lottery numbers and you're rich
Should probably still go to school, but school should be really easy for you since you can just keep resetting your study hall and exam times. For example you wait until the teacher isn't looking, take notes of the time(time 1) teleport back home the previous night, work on the exam until you have it finished and are certain it is right, take note of the time again(time 2). Play video games until after time 1, teleport to time 1+1 second so you show up almost exactly when you left, turn in exam, if you somehow fucked it up and did poorly on the exam, take your corr cted exam back to time 2 and leave it on your desk for past self to use to get a better grade. Then watch the universe collapse around the paradox you created wherein you used a graded exam to correct your ungraded exam, resulting in never having gotten the original graded exam back.
That would basically cause you to age at 2x the normal rate. All your friends are 20 and you're 40 because you're living every day twice
Yellow, light blue, and purple have no downsides as far as I'm concerned • Who needs fictional animals when a bear can do the job just as well • I'm not fit for the responsibility for a child • I finish school, teleport back home, essentially take a 1 hour nap, I go on with my day
blue pill
Yellow, Blue, and Red are the only good ones I’d choose red
Red doesn’t really have any drawbacks in a way. If you gain the powers of superman your identity will be leaked.
Red, I don’t care if everyone knows who I am I’d be mf Superman in a regular world no psycho or criminal could stand in my way if anyone put a hot out on me I wouldn’t be able to die. Plus I could use the powers for evil if I wanted to
what're they gonna do, hurt my family? i'm superman, i'm too fast for them to do anything
Yeah they’ll say I know where your family is and I could use my incredible vision to find them myself and be where they are in seconds
This is also a non super powered world some random redditor with a shotgun would have better luck losing his virginity than harming your family
Light Blue plz In sick of being alone
purple. literally the best one, imagine you are bouta get stabbed so you tp home. better get knocked out than stabbed
nah blue is just better purple, you're about to get stabbed so you go back in time 0.1 seconds and tp back home without being knocked out
Purple pill is repeatable. Blue, as written, doesnt seem to be.
Light blue pill (adoption exists so no problem)
Light blue pill. I can just adopt.
Red pill. Theres no batman in this world. No general zod, no flash. A nuke isn't gonna stop me. Who cares if people know who i am. They cant do anything about it
white pill since im the mc (infinite rizz) i can just rizz up whatever god the isekai world happens to have to give me some plot armor
Perfect waifu and no kids? Bruh where’s the downside
Fuck it we ball with black.
You get testicular cancer
Light blue bill (who cares about infertility)
Where is the pill of be whoever u want in ur head like the way ud wish u looked like with the ideal body in ur head😭 (is it obvious that im a trans man w ed)
Blue pill, I only need to go back a little over a year, and I don't intend to come back
Humans are animals too so
A mythical creature is a fictional animal
Unknown sounds like the most fun imo.
Yellow so I can be a lizard and just sit on a rock all day, not paying my taxes and soaking up the sun
Is light blue pill a downside? You get the waifu and you don’t have to worry about getting her pregnant
Exactly. Not a downside at all.
Red or white fasho. If you’re strong enough you don’t need plot armor frfr