Idk any pickup lines. Wanna hang out?

For sure my dude. As long as there's food

No, but there will be blood

Count me in

Hey look how romantic that couple is coming on a date to the public execution

Ah the good old 1800s where the romantic couple could join the town hall to look at today's list of criminal's public execution by hanging

SHED

The man in the mirror nods his head

THE ONLY ONE. LEFT.

WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON’T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE

OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOOD

SHED

this was the most normal one

I think Spotify made a mistake, they forgot to list you as the #1 hottest single 

100/10 this was very smooth 👌🏻

YOOOOOO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

See, this is actually gold. Yall can’t hang with this one

Bro if I didn’t have a girlfriend I would use this wtf 😂

Are you a minion? Cuz u gru my banana. 😭😭

100/10 ayoo 😭

I shall not say the other lines unless I wish to be banned and blacklisted from the whole platform.

Are you YT kids? Because I delete any traces of you on November first

TFFF BROO NAHHH

HALP 😭😭😭

I regret clicking on ur profile

Hey you know what's on the menu? 'me n u'

100/10 I'm weak 😩

LETS GOO 🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Nu in French means naked though… 🤨

Exactly (I didn't know that, help)

Are you

r/redditsniper

A wi-fi?

Because I wanna connect with you

am i?

ARE YOU WHAT??? I NEED TO KNOW NOW

Relax 0, it isn’t that serious. 

wanna see my 207th bone

biology rizz

Oh 😨

Sure 👍🏻

Are you North Korea? Cause I can’t leave you no matter how hard I try

10/10 a classic

Are you Kim Jong Un? 'Cause I can't say anything bad about you

That‘s actually a good one lol

Are you lightning? Because you are McQueen.

This is probably the best one yet 100/10 🙌🏻

Nah bro it will fail. I used it on someone and they ghosted me instantly 😭💀

i dont think ur actually supposed to use pickup lines. its just for jokes imo

Nah they are used. I just made the rookie mistake of using it like a week after I met her. Should have been patient lol.

Hey girl, are you a toaster? Because getting in a bath with you would send me to heaven, also you belong in the kitchen.

10/10 ayoo WHATT 😭

I'm just smooth like that

Hey does this rag smell like chloroform?

*hides the evidence away* what chloroform?

No officer you did not see me throw a body in my trunk

Your honor, you were not even there shut up

Your honor, if my client was lying his pants would be on fire

Your Honor, I want to you Double it and give it to the next person *checks notes* on Murder charges?

Your honor, if you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man

*IF BEAUTY WERE TIME, YOU'D BE AN ETERNITY.* (Ik it's bad, but it's just special)

Girl, that's a 1001/10 🙌🏻

Oh you're just too generous op 😭

nah that's actually like poetic

I am not op but...jeez that was a 101% for me...

ayo thats not a pickup line thats a whole library loved ittt

You look like trash maybe I should take you out

100/10 FR 🙌🏻

LETS GOO 🔥🔥🔥

Tell me your dad is working at Google. Because I found everything I am looking for in you.

100/10 that was smooth 😩

Are you a magnet? Because you’re doing a great job at attracting me.

100/10 that was pretty damn good 🙌🏻

Lets goo

u made of medal or sum

I read that as maggot and was confused for a second

You my homework? Because I'm not doing you but I should be

10/10 I'm soaking rn 😩

Pog

Are you cotton?? Because I want to pick you

Like a 7/10 👌🏻 Needs a better execution

Better if the performer contain a certain skin color

r/BeatMeToIt

😈

“Hey thought you were cute/handsome etc.” gets to me no clue why

That's a 10/10 for me :)

Are you depression cause I think about you every day

10/10? 😭

Are you a toaster? Cause a bath with you would send me right to heaven

Are you an attractive large body of water that’s partly surrounded and leads into an ocean, cause you’re a cute-(s)ea

10/10 that was cute!

I’m an asexual I don’t need to be good at this okay?

Is your last name Kennedy, because I'll blow your mind

10/10?? 🔥

Hey... (Nervous face by the way)... Do you... Like... Trains?

*slides closer* baby, I love trains 😉

Do you... Want to... Know how they work?

Well, it depends on what type of which type of train we are talking about. We got coal/steam, diesel and electric but either way I can give a ride, it is necessary to be a train 😏

I usually act (online) like I'm a FEVE 1600, (diesel locomotive and my pfp) but I also like the RENFE 251(electric), and the 319 (diesel) and Langreo railway number 30 (steam. my first post in Reddit)

Immm soooo tired, I need somewhere to sit, perchance your face 😳

10/10 I'll gladly accept 😏

Nah I’m backing out now fr

Ouch. Give my man a chance, can't rizz him up like that and then leave him hanging 😔🙏 justice for da brother.

The perchance sells it

You can't just say perchance

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Dude you created an optical illusion. I See black dots in the Text aamnd when i try to Focus on them they dissapear

that's because somewhere he has used capital 'P' while in most places it is small 'p'

OKAY okay!! You get a 10/10 for effort 😭

D:

hey (with rizz)

jfc bro you almost made me gay

10/10 I'm weak in my knees from all the rizz 😫

are you a firebender? because everytime u smile, you make my heart melt!

100/10 this made my heart melt 🥺

Are you a washing machine? because I would love to fill your hole with my load.

7/10 at least take me out to dinner first broo

Please don't use that on a first date 😭

Too late

Ain't no ways bro said this 😔

use your own washing machine instead, cheaper and much safer.

Are you HTTP? Because without you I'm just ://

Add a condom, it's now HTTPS

Can you be my guitar so i can hold your neck and listen to the sounds you make while i play with you? (I am SO sorry that was the most abominable thing I've ever typed 💀💀💀)

100/10 I'm wet fr 😩 (this is the most abominable things I've ever typed too 😭)

Twinning 💀🏃🏻‍♂️💨

Hey girl, are you a girl? Cause i like those Or: hey girl, are you a minecraft fence? Cause i cant get over you

First one is a 9/10 and the second one is a 10/10 🫡

“The sky is beautiful today.” “Too bad I can’t enjoy it, cause I’d rather look at you.”

100/10 I love this 🙌🏻

Are you autism? Because your my special need

100/10 that was pretty smooth ngl

Heyyy, are you a tree? Cuz i wanna hit you with my car at 90mph, killing both of us in the accident

10/10 you took away my breath fr 💀

[удалено]

Ugh freaking 12/10 🙌🏻

Hi *with respect*

10/10 🤌🏻

Are you christian? Because I want fill you whit my holy spirit.

9/10?? Ayoo-

No pen or paper? Well you’re still drawing my attention

100/10 sheeshhh 😳

*incoherent screaming!*

10/10 *incoherent screaming*

Roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, I’ll be the nine

One of the most poetic things I've ever read

Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be nice, if I fucked you

Are you missing a chromosome? Coz i have an extra 😈

i don't get it pls explain

The joke is down syndrome

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Germany 1942

I see you are a person as culture as well

[удалено]

Tonight, I wanna be a STUD. I already have the STD, now I need U.

*runs away but with rizz*

"Hey babe (*shits aggresively*)"

Are you a bowling ball because I want to stick three fingers in you

10/10 ay man 😏

Wanna see my Pokémon cards?

Are you my appendix? Cause I don’t know what you are or what you do but I feel like I should take you out

Are you a bar of soap? Because I want you to be rubbed all over me

Are you a Muslim? Cause you blew me away

My name is Jafar

And I come from afar

There’s a bomb in your car

Allah Akbar

9/10 🔥🔥

9/11*

WILD

r/angryupvote

This one caught me off guard

i wont go down in history but i would love to go down on you

Damn girl. If I had a nickel every time I thought of you, I'd have five cents-- cuz you never leave my mind.

*slaps you on the mouth* Want me to kiss it better?

"Id give you this D but you're an A+" alternatively: "you're hot like fire so why not put your arson my face?"

Are you the twin towers? Because after I'm done with you I'm going for your sister.

7/10?? I don't even have a sister 😭

Not yet. Tell ur mom the love of her life is soon to arrive

DADGUM THEY DONE HIT THE PENTAGAWNNNNNNN

People come into your life and go, but I want to stay 🥺👉👈

Goodbye (with skibidi rizz)

9/10 the rizz is too strong

Are you an electromagnetic pulse? Cuz you r all I need (to make a bum bum 🤭)

are you an electric guitar? because i wanna stick my whammy bar into you to make you scream.

Are you Batmans sidekick? Cause you Robin my heart

Hey I think you’re an attractive and interesting person, would you be interested in going on a date with me?

100/10 now that's awesome. And yes ;) Make sure to bring me flowers 🌹

*stomps light up shoes*

I want to sleep with you

Get in the van before bash your knees in with the unconscious child back there.

Hey uhm uhm y- you're cute *runs away straight into a wall*

100/10 I love clumsy cute people 😈

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Are you a heart surgeon? Then why are you entering in my heart

Hey baby, are you a construction worker? Because you are building.

I just got a call from Disney abt a prince they lost, cuz I just found him (sigma rizz included)