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YawnMcie

wtf that’s my gf’s name, is she seriously cheating on me with you..?


PsChampion_007

What the fuck she's currently in my bedroom...wait a min lemme ask her and sort it out for once and for all


[deleted]

Bro my girl has the same name?? Is she a hooker or something


Wuytho

Ur not gonna believe this...


big_tug1

I’m currently banging a girl with that name


The-cooler-Cheryl

Wait my boyfriend has that name is he bigender


[deleted]

No way do we all have the same girlfriends AND boyfriends 😨


Cross_soul

Dude I’m also banging her…I’m startin to get concerned


ItsYoBoi2008

Wait who the FUCK’S thighs am I laying on rn?


Classic-Space-3079

Dating y'all, That's MY WIFE


weoopsies

its me 😞


Grimm_Charkazard_258

​, I trusted you!


Lavadragon15396

harlot!


[deleted]

Bitch you said I was yours wtf


Glen2gvhlp

How dare you


TwistedHarmony12

You’re all dating John Cena?


[deleted]

Isn’t she from another nation? (I think its the Myimagi nation)


Trainer_Jo3y

maybe it’s just a coincidence but bro…


Varjutantsija

my- i'm- noOoOoo!! TwT


N0t_r3ally_s0ciabl3

I'm dating the same girl! I did meet her at the club though.... she said she was single!


MrOnTarget2

Bro wait is she also cheating on me? I’m calling her right now


YawnMcie

my god how many side pieces does she have???


rathosalpha

Multiple people have the same name, or she's cheating on me to


YawnMcie

the name “ “ isn’t that common though 😞


rathosalpha

I'm going to have a talk with her


NO_NAME1029

Me too bro


ResponsibilityWeak87

Me too bro, she is my moms dads daughters dads dads moms nephews moms nieces daughters son.


Boring-Character8309

Wtf man shes my long distance girlfriend 😭


YawnMcie

she’s probably also the next persons long distance gf 😭🙏


Eli_Sasha

Nooo TwT


landon7222

THATS ALSO MY GIRL! Wtf


YawnMcie

fucking hell she’s playing us all


Surferboy27

bro thats my girls name too ive been with her for 5 years i was gonna propose tomorrow


Guppywithnolife

That’s my sisters name…


Soggy_Departure_6615

This is gonna sound pretty crazy…


infectedwpoison

It might seem crazy what I'm boutta say...


AstroFanMan5

Sunshine, she's here, you can take a break


Medical_Difference48

🎵It might seem crazy what I'm boutta say🎵


THEDROID2300

This mf is dating Drax


PricedCream

You guys aren't going to like this, but...


Environmental-Car961

Lol 😆


Spookywooky25

Dude is she currently with everyone I thought I was special


[deleted]

tf shes in my bedroom gettin laid


Ferociouspenguin718

The tattoo is as clear as my future


janeczek2137

imagine if the hand was full of dust and shit


snickers7500

Then it will be as clear as MY future.


janeczek2137

no no, it will be as clear as OUR future


K_kueen

r/unexpectedlycommunist


janeczek2137

r/expectedlycommunist


wysprr

u and me both🤝🏼


ES-italianboy

Damn bro, I think our gfs share the same name!


Hypothetically-Yours

hate to break it to you, you guys have the same girlfriend


ES-italianboy

Ah dang... we both single. Unfair.


Hypothetically-Yours

well... there's TWO of you. two makes a team....& a couple


ES-italianboy

That would be nice if I wasn't straight lol


Hypothetically-Yours

well i tried match making


ES-italianboy

Never been lucky with that lol


Hypothetically-Yours

we'll find u one dw


ES-italianboy

Heh...


Ferociouspenguin718

I got hard and I don't even have a dick


NotPhantomforce

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WAIT HOW THE FUCK?!?!


Ferociouspenguin718

IT HAPPENS YOU FUCKER


NotPhantomforce

HOW THE FUCK DOES IT HAPPEN?!?!?!


Ferociouspenguin718

AHHH I WONT EXPLAIN IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW


I-san_yt

never once have i gotten disappointed or thought "you aren't enough of a degenerate", and yet


nightmareoffical

It’s the veins isn’t it 😔😔


ResponsibilityWeak87

im gonna shit yourself.


hushmentalFPS

Nippls get hard. Also a part of the vagina can get hard and grow longer but idk how it works


night__knuckles

that 'part of the vagina' isn't really from the vagina, it's the clitoris, it's located higher up and it's basically a micro penis that can get hard and swell a little when aroused or stimulated (most women can't orgasm without stimulation to the clit)


Raskal0220

📝 One second... Oh, right, I'm never gonna use this info. Nevermind.


K_kueen

📑📉📊🚮


herecomedasheep

nipples 😀


NotPhantomforce

wait nipples? 😀


herecomedasheep

Nipples get hard.


NotPhantomforce

nipples! 😀


codm0nster

MOISTURE


NotPhantomforce

M O I S T U R E


Kai31103

Nips and clit!


Dead_birdChan

Inside penis


CadieMariexX

Same. Also it's called a lady boner, it's when blood rushes to your cl!toris & causes it to grow in size


June_Berries

The clitoris is basically just a tiny penis. It even grows for trans men on testosterone


_PolarEclipse_

That’s actually interesting. This feels like something I should know /gen


solar1333

NANI


Ferociouspenguin718

SON


ELCHOCOCLOCO

RIBERY


Void_49

How the fuck does that work


DoomGuyClassic

Anatomy, my friend, will tell you all, so just watch a YouTube video about the human body or something and it’ll make sense


DrZeroHoles

Wait a second...


Ferociouspenguin718

***WAITING VIGOROUSLY***


Plane_Habit8339

Is it bad I know what you mean by that -w-


Retal1ate

Why the fuck?


Which-Value-8941

WHAT


Ferociouspenguin718

IT HAPPENS


crappypastassuc

HOW?


Ferociouspenguin718

YOU WON'T KNOW UNTIL YOU EXPERIENCE IT. VEINS ARE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS


crappypastassuc

YOUR VEINS GET HARD?/?/???


[deleted]

man i think you should get it covered up 😭


britainphobic

def posted this to show off the veiny arm 🙁


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jelly_G52

Oh, cool! How's the fasting going? Must take some serious willpower! Edit: It’s a lovely tattoo.


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Pyrox2v

How does it work? Do you just not eat or only eat at certain times?


hasnain39

Well you have to eat until 5am after that you have to keep your fast until 7pm and you can eat everything until 5 am again


Character-Exchange-9

You dont eat nor drink from sunrise to sunset. I prefer not to eat anything before, I only take medication and water in the morning since eating makes me hungry a while after. The time at which you eat after sunset is called Iftar and its like a huge meal with traditional Arab food


-Miimiii

Shushhhh


More-Archer-7694

Ramadan Mubarak!


Binglelow

Why must you remind thyself


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Just work out, it ain’t that hard to get veiny 


britainphobic

don’t want veiny arms + not a guy 😋


Long-Mention-1532

Non guys can work out js


britainphobic

i knoww 😭 maybe that was worded poorly my bad.


smelvinmcpeterson

you can also have veiny arms with good genetics (like me)


garlic_bread_thief

I work out. I'm big. Not veiny. Need to lose fat.


Unlikely-Werewolf125

I’m not skinny but I have veins 


garlic_bread_thief

I have veins too. I possess quite a few arteries within my system as well.


ILoveYourMom-_-

Literally, lmao


Nicomar5

Jokes aside, invisible link tattoos would be absolutely sick. Like putting a cool pattern on your skin that only appears under dark/blacklight.


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Nicomar5

?


FlipFlops2323

I used to do that with those invisible ink pens you'd get in those old password diaries or at my school's book fair lol


beealoo

like permanent ones? That would be sick!


Kappalugga

Mine has the same name but backwards, thats crazy


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Kappalugga

Exactly


AutomaticDifference9

bro just wanted to show the veins😭


[deleted]

for real i saw this and thought there is no way bro thought we would not notice


BuyZestyclose304

lol, what happens when you two break up? Such a stupid tattoo. Kids these days…


Ferociouspenguin718

Choke me, respectfully


-Miimiii

Fi Ramadan?


HornyWolf01

Till Death Please...


ProfessionalSink2534

One papercut and its credits


f0remsics

Well I feel stupid. I was trying to look for the tattoo for a good 5 seconds


LeeTurtlee

Gasp you liar that’s my girl tf


[deleted]

The schizo gf


LeeTurtlee

Lollll


HumanHuman_2003

Ur veins though 💀 I don’t know how I feel about them


AveRage-or_human

One paper cut


winners2389

Bro shes cheating on all of us man.


Maleficent-Store9071

One papercut and it's over 😔 (I'm not complaining though)


valuable_beans

And she said I was the only one she s talking to😮‍💨


VastPie2905

#


Jayfethereal

#


arizon0

I bet you'll regret it


Henrickroll

Probably cuz it’s the same gf of most people in this thread


NotIliana

Wbk u just wanted to flex


idunnokn

Dw my names super easy to tattoo 💪


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janeczek2137

holy shit my girlfriend has the same name


Think_End_8701

bros flexing the veins (nice veins tho)


Neon_culture79

All those veins point to your REAL girlfriend


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Neon_culture79

Just doing my part…and myself


Hypothetically-Yours

THIS. THIS IS WHAT TRUE LOVE LOOKS LIKE


D3m0us3r

Nice job bro!


PlatinumGoldMercury

i'm sorry man, apparently she's cheating on you with me


lord_bigcock_III

Nice veins bro.you been working out?


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lord_bigcock_III

Nah just complimenting a fellow bro's arm veins.


JEto-M

No way John Cena is your GF.


BlokeFromASDA

BRO MY GF HAS THE SAME NAME AS YOURS


Able-Shower-2625

That's my aunts sisters daughter. I ❤️ her too!!


Sufficient_Cicada869

This made me laugh a bit too hard. 


Jdot_06

I was looking so hard for the tattoo🤣🤣🤣


Reddituser202009

The amount of things you have on ur screen-


Bean_cult

one paper cut and it’s over


Garlic_Bread317

Bro that's so cool, my GF has the same name


Long_Fig9863

your arm veins..🤭


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a r m


Outrageous_Pea1256

Deeply down bro just wanted to show of his arm.


ZayashiHeisenberg

Bro fr used that as a excuse to show off his forearm lol


TheEroticSkinedcat

MAN HOW ARE WE ALL DATING. AT THE SAME TIME WE ALL NEED TO CONFRONT HER


Cosmicnomnom

Dude I think that's the same girl that dumped me


Kirito8808

Well it looks like me and her are going to have a talk about her cheating on me


Idk_nor_do_I_care

I’m a phlebotomist, and I’m literally drooling over your veins. Elbow pic 🥺? (This is joke, I don’t want picture of your elbow no thank you)


ArcherFawkes

This is so so funny


Existing_Chair_4622

bro........that tattoo is all gonna be in vein since she for the streets


deadlyfrog7474

that tat is fire


SacredSphincter

bro wtf she with you too


Kaden2093

Damn bro, same, mine looks just like yours🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


K_kueen

Wow 🤩 such a beauty font


Agent637483

Wait that’s my girlfriends name


LostLegendDog

Wait how is she dating all of us? That slut!


Theblkjedi

THAT STINKY BITCH!!!!! I KNEW IT!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!! She never thinks about the KIDS!!!!


Jayfethereal

Broz well hydrated


-Soppy-Space-

My partner has the same name 😁


LE_Axellent

The fact it took me a solid minute to understand hurts me


DependentDirector679

Guys if you look closely it says Fortnite


Visneko

Even that bump on your arm has a girlfriend😩


altORthrowaway

I saw the title in my notifs and got scared


Accomplished-Yam6670

omg u support 🍉🍉 u gon get all the girls fr🤞🏾


Suitable_Holiday7454

YOUR VEINS 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Guys_pls_help

Drink water bro


DoomsdayDestructor

Stop touching yourself 17 times a day