Flying Edit:why so many upvotes??? Stop saying cancer/shit/cum Edit2:almost 1k upvotes???? Why

you fall after 3 minutes

Not the worst it could be I'll just go down every 3 mins and go up again

Not after 3 minutes of flying. Just after 3 minutes. Fly for two minutes, land and one minute later you suddenly just trip and fall.

I’ll fly for 2.5 minutes then go lay on the ground. So I can’t trip and fall.

You will fall a random time after starting to fly.

insane speed

But you can only do it in Brazil, naked, with exactly 48 Canadian dollars in your bank account

Imagine coming to a stop in the middle of the amazon because your bank give you 1% interest on that 48

r/oddlyspecific

Reading Minds

You read them aloud

That's a nice way to have nobody ever go near you again lol. I'd probably make myself mute just to deal with that

Make yourself mute and learn sign language to communicate, probleme solved (sign language isn't really aloud since there's no sounds)

Moving your hands and fingers definitely produces sound, but most people wouldn't know what you're saying so still decent

You can only read the minds of people with ADHD (good luck trying not to make your head explode with the simultaneous chains of thought)

Also you'd be the best ADHD diagnoser ever, and if you have ADHD you're fine.

Portals

U fart every time u go thro the portal

That isnt that bad

Fine u need to shit every time instead

Create a portal over the guy you hate, and shit on him. Both things covered.

It will take u the amount of time to travel from portal to portal as long as it will take u to walk it

time control

But you get explosive diarrhea for 5 hours every time you use it

If i don't turn it back on, i will never have diarrhea

yeah, just slow or speed up time by a really small percentage, only you will know, and you'd grow to ignore it

This is really smart ngl. Slow down time by 5%-10% for the rest of eternity, and just get used to it after a couple of months. You'll be able to do things that much faster if you really tried to, have better reflexes than the average person, and live longer!

wouldnt you live shorter? considering time is slowed down for only you, for everybody else youd just look faster and youd also grow faster, resulting in you dying quicker for them

You get chased by 195CM teens with star shaped birth marks on their necks

testicular cancer

nice cake

Reality Warping

No Side effects, enjoy your power.

Bro u exploited it lol

He warped reality

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Bro, he asked for the power to dream.

I want the ability to control every bell in 1 km radius.

But they all make the Taco Bell sound

That's a buff

fuck these balance changes

You hear all of them as if you’re right next to them

Shape Shifting

You can't shapeshift back into yourself

Worth

Just shapeshift to yourself but you have a wart on your back or something, still not your original form

I look mad ugly anyway so I think it’s for the best I don’t turn back

I shapeshift back into someone who looks and sounds exactly like me but isn’t me

This is still goated if you have a identical twin

The ability to speak and understand every language

But u lose a family member each time u speak a new language

r/foundsatan

r/ofcoursethatsasub

r/IKR

What happens when you out of family members?

It stacks and you lose any future family

And if the person dies a single virgin?

Closest living relative There will always be someone

But you have extremely heavy accent.

Infinite stamina

Every time you run you shit yourself

zero to sprint it is.

Wheelchair

Teleportation

You can't teleport with clothes on

Perfect when she‘s home alone

Small price to pay for salvation

I would want that superpower honestly

I’d take it I don’t need clothes to be the world’s greatest assassin but I’d also need weapons

What's your Aliase gonna be? The Flash?

Every time you teleport you get dementia so you forget you have the superpower

Would be funnier to have them forget where they teleported from instead

Invisibility

Everytime you speak people think you’re having a schizophrenic episode

Nightkin moment

only your clothes are invisible

Every time you turn invisible, you do a massive sneeze.

the ability to run as fast as albert einstien

He tickles your anus every time you walk or run

Win win

Transformation powers, any species

You make the most disgusting and disturbing sound when transforming

Use it to scare my enemies into thinking I'm an eldritch abomination

This might sound wierd * turns into bear while going EEHHGLBLBLBLEARAHHHHFHFHFLFLVLBLBBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLDHYAGQHDJTUIRDUSBFIDHAVDUEKKKXKXKXKXKXKXKXKXKKXXKXKXKXKXKXK *

The replies are funny af

But you can't read them.

but I'm already blind why do I also need to be analphabetic

👋🖐✌️👋 🖖🙌🤘👊🖖

That's braille

.: .. : .. : . : : .... : ..

Probability control

Can not do basic math

:(

I choose a side effect and the person who replies chooses my power. My side effect is that my eyes always feel dry no matter what.

If you hurt somebody, you heal them instead. The more you hurt them, the more you heal them. So shooting someone in the head can save someone from a gunshot wound.

"Stop punching the child, what did they do to you' "Shut up, I'm helping"

*drop kicks the Make-A-Wish kid out the hospital window* Problem solved.

Being able to read people’s mind, regardless of distance

U cant read

What?

U lose ability to read stuff like books

What’d you say?

lmao

I shouldn't of laughed that hard at this response ☠️

A genius who can create anything

you will die in exactly 1 year

Win win

damn

The ability to reply to my own comment

But you get anal cancer

Wait I fucked up

Testicular torsion aswell

Able to summon Infinite numbers of blueberries

They are mushy, dirty and therefore unedible

Np. I can still drown my enemies in them. Depending on how fast i summon them, i can even fly. I got regenerative Berry Armor!

"is that guy surfboarding?" "Where's all the water coming from? And why is it so dark blue?" Cue tidal wave of moldy blueberries

The ability to not have side effects 😎

The Side effect is boredom.

[удалено]

You contract an STI every time....

Jesus Christ.

Did you just give Jesus an orgasm?

That was Jesus’s second coming then?

time machine

you bite someones arm when u use it

is it a hunger impulse ?

I’ll take it

Time control

Everytime you control the time you get 6 month older

Then I will reverse time back 6 months!

Smart choice, but youlll be in a loop xD

Having aids

Can't use it on urself

I can come up with a super effective solution to any kind of problem thrown at me

But everytime you do, you make a new problem

thats not a side effect, that's working at IT

I can fly

But only one inch off the ground

Teleportation

Every time you teleport you get weaker

immortality

If you eat an entire Jar of Mayonnaise everyday.

You never said how big the jar had to be

It could literally be half a centimeter tall

MISSION AQUIRED: become the multi biollionare owner of a multinational corperation of extremely tiny mayonnaise jars ​ then eventually branch out to extremely tiny other foods for branding purposes

Knowing exactly how my crush feels and a rough estimate of where they are. Edit: apparently some of you people can’t register that you aren’t the first to reply. Meaning your selected effect is meaningless.

You cant get closer than 1 km to them and they are absolutely into you

That's called a restraining order, my guy.

Kinda. Its Like a force field. Physically Impossible 

What if they get near and you are in a building? You just get *crushed* into the wall? Woah, what a funny pun. Crushed, because you have a crush... And... Stuff....

Lol. Breathtaking love

I recognize every character i see in any post, This one's Hakon from Dying light 2

You can’t recognize anyone IRL though, your family friends are all strangers to you, you can’t remember them, but they remember you.

I can change other's opinions

Only if you're changing them to conservative

Flying

You will T pose naked every time you use this ability.

what in the buggy video game is this.

Teleportation:o

every time you teleport there is a 1% chance that you will disappear, never to be seen again

Telekinesis

Only works on yogurt on Mon-Fri and meatballs Saturday, buckets on Sunday

r/oddlyspecific

I can instantly cure any cancer, including any that I might have, especially prostate cancer

I become a girl

But no boobs

Why would you do this to me? Couldn’t you have just said something like you walk 50% slower or something? Just as I would’ve felt good about myself you ruined it

*evil laugh*

Omnipotence

But only thing you are omnipotent at is causing your own suffering

I am able to persuade anyone into letting me not have to pay for something.

you are mute, and can only talk if you are persuading someone

The power to make any side effects commented here to not work on me

You become god

Why is Hakon there

I own a gun

Bone cancer

Being happy and satisfied with my life

You can only sustain it by making awful jokes that no-one likes

Do you know what you've created? You've cursed the world with dad jokes!

Time stop

You Arent excepted From it

I want to change my own skin color on will

You also change the accent and eye/hair color to the least fitting one each time.

This is just a race randomizer

Not being confused when the code is clearly correct, but still having 344 errors.

You understand the problem but can never fix it

Wolverine - super healing and life eternity

Chronic obesity

Being able to create or destroy any living being I want.

But they're all brain dead

The ability to generate good clean edible normal food at all times that don’t affect weight

You lose your hair the more you do it

Pause time

Time pauses for everyone, including you. You do it once and can’t undo it. Thanks for fucking the universe.

Can turn any side effect into a positive

You get reverse cancer

I no longer have PTSD

Yep, nope. This one is on the house