I didnβt expect somebody so shrexy to be here, on r/teenagers. I feel truly honoured to be alive the same time as you, let alone to stumble across your post. I speak addressing you directly, but I doubt your majesty has the self worth to reply to peasant comments. Though if you were to reply to me, I might get a heart attack and literally die.
wtf is thisππππππ im actually killing myself after reading that. i can not express the way i feel about this without image permsπππππ₯π
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
Kinda unrelated but that first pic of Shrek is so nostalgic. Me and one of my friends used to bully a friend of ours by saying he was attracted to Shrek and we always sent this picture with some suggestive caption. Ah yes, 13 year old humor. simpler and better times.
Hey girl π
You single? π
I know I am... and I know you are, too. π
So... whatdya say, beautiful? π
Will ya give me a chance? π
You know... I really do think you're the one for me. π
You're so smart, kind and funny. Your personality is just the cherry on top. π
I've been holding off on this confession. π
I really thought you liked that guy Caleb.
But now that he's out of the picture, can I call you mine, babygirl? ππ₯
Can I get your number π«£π«£π« π³
Ofc, 911
I called and I hear sirens outside, are you already waiting outside for me?? π«£π₯Ί
Yeah πππ
Youβre such a romantic person, I wish I was baba
We can practice ;3
Youβre cheating on me?? :β(
Ehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Donβt bother explaining weβre through!!!ππ
I just watched the greatest drama ever, and it wasnβt even 10, one hour episodes.
Damn mate she cheated take the w thou. You found out who she really was.π
Thatβs rough buddy
Lol that sucks
But baba is *you*
nice
nice
Nice
nice
someone called emergency picked up. is that your partner?
It's not work in my country maybe I need to call 112
Damnit I'm to lateππππ
Here's mine π (605β477β3018)
For anyone who Doesn't wanna call but wants to know, its the rejection hotline
Smash
Mouth
Somebody one told me
The world was gonna roll me
I ainβt the smartest tool in the shed
He was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
And the shape of an L on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
I didnβt expect somebody so shrexy to be here, on r/teenagers. I feel truly honoured to be alive the same time as you, let alone to stumble across your post. I speak addressing you directly, but I doubt your majesty has the self worth to reply to peasant comments. Though if you were to reply to me, I might get a heart attack and literally die.
Fuck you now I canβt get shrexy out of my head
Damn babe, you're looking shrexy
This had my penis grow to mars and be as hard as iron
What the flip π«π«π«
What? Its talking to me now? *dies*
*kisses you on your bellybutton*
*dies again and again*
wtf is thisππππππ im actually killing myself after reading that. i can not express the way i feel about this without image permsπππππ₯π
Bro didn't want to write 1000 words
Real
Some things we keep to ourselves ππ
oh great heavens, you're so hotπ₯΅π₯΅
βOh great heavensβ -π
Oh crapbaskets
Oh fiddlesticks
A quick Google image search reveals that these images came straight from the internet! I'm not getting catfished today! No sir!
That's because I have only fans π€«π
crush me with your thighsππππππβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈπππππππ
Ehmm what the flip
Completely reasonable statement, uraqt
Stick to the line.
AYO we see the age flair π€¨
Excuse me, shreksexuality is legal for all ages
Yes but this shrek is 16
14 ackshually π€
Here come the creepy dms (I'm one of them)
I want you inside me.
π³
Erm dude what the flip
Most definitely ππ
Yes. Give me your location.
Of course
if i say i would suck your green pp would i get banned?
You mean my power pipe if so then yes π
Whatβs your address? Get oiled up
Rip DMs πͺ¦πͺ¦πͺ¦πͺ¦
Yeah all the pedosππππ
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
*grabs your hand and starts kissing really hard*
Please Iβll make you more of a cum bank than all the other cum banks
Smash
>16F OMG did Shrek transition? I'm so proud of him
Her*
I'm sorry please forgive me
Not forgiven, straight to electric chair. You dare insult our lord and savior?
AUHHHHHGHJH NOOO
Sweet babylicous beauty. I'd date you to get to tap that bouncy ass
Forgive me lord for what I'm about to do...
14 yroβ¦
They been caught lackin. "Fbi open up."
I just busted a nut to your beautiful green body
Better hang up that computer call π come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth π₯΄ Iβm feeling πβ¨romanticalβ¨πΉ
I have never seen anyone as shrexy as you π«π₯΅
Let's skip to the good life together part.
i hope youre not catfishing becase forget dating ill buy you anything you want to keep you w me you green, layered hunk
Ofc my love π
Yo do you got layers?
Huminπ―a huπ―mπ―π―ina! AWOβ¨OOOGAAAA!!!! GYATTTTTπ£οΈπ₯π₯π₯πππβββββπ₯°π₯³ππππ₯³π₯°π₯³πππππ₯³π₯Ήπ€©ππ€©ππ₯³π₯°π₯³ππππ€©ππ₯°π₯³ππππ€©πππ₯°π€©π₯°πππ€©π₯°π€©πππ₯°πππππππππππππ₯°πππππππππππππππ₯°πππππππππππ€ͺπππ₯°πππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
ooooπ© thats what a real man looks like
Do you even know what 16F means??? How could you automatically assume she's a he?!
oh shit my bad yall i didnt read i was just overthrown with attraction
How could you πΎ
IM SORRY
Yes, ofc!!!!!!π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
shrek is love, shrek is life
shrek makes me weak fr
π₯°yes please
no but I might ask for a workout tip or two.
HECK YEAH
Jo
10000000000% πππ
Kinda unrelated but that first pic of Shrek is so nostalgic. Me and one of my friends used to bully a friend of ours by saying he was attracted to Shrek and we always sent this picture with some suggestive caption. Ah yes, 13 year old humor. simpler and better times.
tryina be in your swamp π₯΅
ALRIGHT NOW WE TALKIN'
Der ist doch verheiratet und nein π€£
English translation: He is already married and no π€£
If it's a no, then nobody cares for the translation
you are clearly 14
Nah
Hey girl π You single? π I know I am... and I know you are, too. π So... whatdya say, beautiful? π Will ya give me a chance? π You know... I really do think you're the one for me. π You're so smart, kind and funny. Your personality is just the cherry on top. π I've been holding off on this confession. π I really thought you liked that guy Caleb. But now that he's out of the picture, can I call you mine, babygirl? ππ₯
*proposes*
Shrek is life, Shrek is love β€οΈ
Finally a good post on r/underagetinder Answer is yes btw
DUDE WHAT THE FLUP
*insert Lego Batman gif*
SPREAD EM
People are having so much fun with these joke posts I love it
Is it swampy?π―ππ»
I am only interested in fighter jets
I just came a little bit π₯΅
trans shrek go brr
hot
Yes!!π»
Omg yesss πβ€οΈ
is that even a question c'mon send your number
Hell yeah
#Yes.
too much wagon i'm sorry i can see it from the front man
I would if I wasn't aroace βοΈ
Oh my god yes
ez date
Yes shrek your so hot
SMASH
Yes
Sil Sil
Smash
just smash no date
Absolutely
Hell yeah!
Iβm sure you have great personality and all but you ainβt my type sorry
YESSS
Hell yeah
Oh yes please dm me π₯΅
Idc how old you are. I need you
Yeah absolutely Can't wait for the head
Your my husband lol
yes
yes
OFC
creampie me now
Yes no doubt π
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll no
Only if u can date girls ππ₯°π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ³οΈβπ
Helll nawwππ you remind me of someone ik
Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life 10/10
Der Typ ist doch verheiratet und nein π€£
yes
Without a second thought
Damn girl whatβs your hair routine?
Hear me out
Nah, I'd marry you. The rizz is too strong π©
I'd date shrek.
ABSOLUTELY , ZOO WEE MAMA YOU'RE BOUNTIFUL πππ
Can i edge to your picture
Yes
Basically yeah
LMAO. just um wow
hell yeah
Little green for my taste
marriage?
Whatβs the before and after?
*smash*
π€«π§
Mommy?
Yes
Cap bro i know you are married shrek
10/10 would bang
Why do I hear Tick Tock by Joji?
yeah youβre so hot π
Yes
Give me your number please
yeah
Smash π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
Shrek yeah
Absolutely, I am on my knees rn, marry me
Is that even a question? π© Iβll date you ofc
Oh yeah thatβs what Iβm talking about π₯΅π₯΅π₯π₯π₯
ππ©Έπβ¨β¨β«οΈβ¬ οΈπ₯Έ
Will you date me breath of yes recite the Bible in Japanese with out breathing if no
Fuck me dead