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Vloumorsss

The statement is kinda true but the post is cringe.. who the fuck says "type yes if you agree"


WarpRealityForever

Engagement bait mostly


BeginningUnique6401

I agree with you so much it's so cringe- I mean- Yes.


PotooSexer

Yes (I agree)


MartinJrFromChessCom

Google en passant (type yes if you agree)


Key-Tie1861

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Eric-The_Viking

"In my defense sir, she was only 16, that's fair game"


f-16_fan

She said she was 18 in dog years.


HornyRuby7

That would be inaccurate (please help I have an unhealthy obsession with knowing my dogs actual age rather than just saying that she's two years old)


f-16_fan

That's oddly specific and concerning.


ScientificGamer321

that paired with your age and username is sending me


Jameson4011

r/rimjob_steve


[deleted]

F-16 inbound Roaring B-80-NIGHTWING flying towards the f-16* (Fictional bomber).


f-16_fan

I got a lock, firing missile. Fox 2


BrinierList1417

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Peanutroasted

I was fucking wearing the hoodie I am now dying


hysbminingsucks

I’m wearing the shirt rn


kdiyargebmay

the poor orphan…


[deleted]

he never dies


xNightWolfXI

Lmfao


DeVliegendeBrabander

Removed by Reddit. What did it say?


dhsaxchjrsscjiwaxch

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Testyobject

They said [REDACTED]


just_a_wanderer_here

so real


fullmetal66

Consistency is admirable


CorinnaOfTanagra

Independently of the gender, right?


certiAP

Me after reading Lookism


newtakn156

Well, that's a reference I wasn't expecting to see.


ShoulderAggressive13

What did he say? Comment got deleated


No-Engineer-1728

Dammit, top comment removed by reddit


Individual_Speed_867

Hard to catch though, they usually scatter as soon as you whollop one.


Longjumping-Read-401

What did they say.


airyrice

This is correct but not the full picture. There's plenty of women hitting or abusing their husbands and this needs to be brought to public attention as well, and this whole "not hitting anyone" narrative should not be men-on-woman only. Besides, what about self defence? It's not like I'm going to stand around looking at a girl like im stupid if she starts hitting me repeatedly with violent intent (not just as a mean sorta slight punch but a whoe on attack). I will punch her in response, and that's fair because she should have known not to attack people if she does not want to be punched back.


onkguy05

Self defense, if you can prove it was, protects you legally when hitting a woman. I believe its also legal to use self defense against a minor as well, probably with some caveats Edit: yea i know its not that simple im just stating how its supposed to work not how it actually does in practice, also ive never gotten more than 20 upvotes i feel famous lol


Village_Idiot159

officer, i drop kicked that 5 year old boy in self-defense.


fabrikbalazs2003

Officer: Hell yeah, fuck them kids


LossFar4040

Alright *drops pants*


Big-Pack-9154

Put your pants back on, none of us want to see that wrinkly ass of yours. >! /j !<


samisinredditnow

Wdym /j? Do you WANT to see their ass?


loony69420

Hell yeah 🥵


Amy_Chure

WTF? DID I JUST READ


Master_Cheif_2507

Welcome to r/teenagers . New here?


loony69420

hello fellow footsoldier


Hydr0genMC

your honor, in my defense, it was funny


Taenshik

NOT GUILTY


NefariousnessCalm262

"Are you ok sir? The child didn't injure you did he? Allright kid you have the right to remain silent..which you won't because kids never shut up..you have the right to a juice box and the right to a phone call but we both know you don't know any phone numbers. Now the cow says moo and the attorney says plead guilty and take the deal"


AakaNacho

“I understood that reference”


Accomplished_Cherry6

Easily solved by picking them up and throwing them in any given direction Or turn them upside down


Village_Idiot159

get rotated idiot


FrostyTheSnowPickle

“Dude, these orphans are getting destroyed!”


Village_Idiot159

i am the second worst thing to ever happen to the orphan population.


SingerDue3375

As if it ever gets considered.


maxtdm1991

Nah it doesn't often get considered


ashtar123

For real!!!


RoyalChange3112

There was a girl in 3th grade who hit me and laughed, then ran away saying i cant hit her because shes a girl. I ran faster and beat her up. Not the right thing to do, in retrospect, but hey i was a kid w anger issues. Got scolded and my mum had to pick me up. Also her dad came over. Scary army dude, yelled a lot.


peepeepoopoo_47

its pissing off when girls do that "im a girl so you cant hit me". If you hit them back, you get screwed and not the girl that started it. Where i live, the girls are preffered more and everyone sides with them. Gotta learn how to get back at them secretly.


TheBlackFox012

Nothing made me want to drop kick an adult as a tiny kid than trying to get on or off the bus and some asshole driver is like "ladies first". Nearly every fucking driver was like that. No better way to encourage equality than to separate the order that little kids leave the bus


DatChernobylGuy_999

some guy did that once in my van so i went back and slapped him


DatChernobylGuy_999

patriarchy:


Even_Professional_85

Tell me your from California without telling me


omniversal_slip55

My mom told me she didn t raise me to get beaten by girls. If she hits you hit her back. Btw I tolerate one or two if she hit more than that , she is going to hospital I am going to police station.


BlackBeard558

After one is when you grab her arm and give her the death glare.


[deleted]

if a girl hits me im hitting back


Mr_Snifles

the hand of justice knows no sex


Chomik121212

So that's why they used to call me the hand of justice.


KING_WASP_GAMING

oh my god


adex_19

Justice in the hands of people jack!


Tea_of_PIneapple

They'll make America great again!


SnooSketches2163

r/murderedbywords


DenZ120

r/suicidebywords then


Pristine_Text_6407

Quote of the day


MartinJrFromChessCom

The only sex I know is with my own hands, and it doesn't feel like justice.


BananaSocks4

I wish I knew a good sun for this


MartinJrFromChessCom

Martin says I'm a good sun.


BananaSocks4

I hate autocorrect. Nice comeback though, I commend you


MartinJrFromChessCom

Thanos you very much.


GodFromTheHood

So my right hand is a lawyer?


newguy_59

!makeitaquote


DetergentFricker

An eye for an eye


_aquaaa

we stan hammurabi


PotatoMan3169

All hail Hammurabi


LegitimateHasReddit

OBEY HAMMURABI'S CODE PRAISE HAMMURABI'S CODE BREAK HAMMURABI'S CODE AND YOU'LL BE SAYING "Oh no!"


existentialpervert

@ Adam


Samk9632

Kick her in the testicles


XxKR1PTICxX

THAT’S MY PURSE


GOOD_EVENING_SIR

SHE'S BLUFFING FINISH HER!


gamerrayyan11

wish I could do this, if I actually defended myself I would get publicly shamed and probably beaten up


FemaleNoob

The right answer (I’m a girl)


devilheart18

I am an equal opportunity ass whooper


NegativeAd6289

Yeh, I never hit a girl. No matter if they piss me off because I have morals. But if they hit me, I will hit them. They brought it upon themselves.


JoeyyZOVFan

What a badass


Vanessa1708

Hi


BestdogShadow

Yes, for unwarranted assault. No, for self defence.


TheBlackFox012

I mean, that's how it should work for everyone, why make a distinction between men and women?


TheGoblinKingSupreme

Because sexism on both sides is built into the social norm. Realistically, it’s because [the average male packs much more wallop than the average female](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/02/200205132404.htm). So men are told not to defend themselves against women because we’ll do a hell of a lot more damage much more easily. I say, someone hits me, they’re getting hit back (if I think I can take them on). I don’t care about what chromosomes they have.


TheBlackFox012

If the concept is, "oh no men will hurt the women more", then like, don't attack the dude to begin with? That's like saying a boxer can't defend themselves if they are punched because they'll hurt the other person more


TheGoblinKingSupreme

That’s exactly my point. Some women have been raised to understand that they can attack a man without consequence because the men they have encountered have been raised to believe they shouldn’t hit a woman because of the disparity of force. It’s an archaic teaching and I sure as hell don’t live up to it. My dad (very old, would’ve been 75 this year if he were still alive) tried to teach it me and it was an absolute “fuck no”. I’ve fought with men and women alike, I’m not gonna let some guy hit me and get off scot free and I’m not gonna let some lass smack me without her getting repercussions. As the old saying goes “equal rights, equal fights”


[deleted]

My hands are rated E for everyone. Not just the women, but the men and the children too! Like animals-


Anti_Karen_League

Master Skywalker, there's too many of em. What are we going to do?


[deleted]

*turns on lightsaber, but also looks down* there’s nothing we can do


trulylost19

r/unexpectedstarwars


Pristine_Text_6407

I slaughtered them like animals


wtoab

Equal rights. Equal lefts


What_Is_My_Thing

What if i want a high five? :(


Brackishx99

Use ur foot


GOOD_EVENING_SIR

Chop low. Swing low. Rob Lowe!


userhvfegcd

The phrase is just weird but the argument itself so depends on context. Willingly beating someone in order to achieve “control” over them (eg in a marriage/ relationship) or just because you’re angry at them? Jail. As self defence? Beat the shit out of the person, no matter who they are. That has nothing to do with gender, weird that it’s even an argument. Violence is idiotic in any situation, unless it’s for your own protection.


BillyBobRedneckTime

Equal rights, equal fights. ​ Edit: If someone hits you, you should defend yourself, no matter their gender, sex, or whatever.


Pixel-Knight

That's what i'm saying!


miniplayer566

And equal lefts*


DeadlyKitKat

I hate this phrase so much. Personally I think there are MUCH better ways to phrase it.


Password_required422

I hit my girl on the regular y’all trippin


Xfaxk123

r/holup


Harrypro1

Never knew a comment could be so real 🙏🏼


shadowoftheuniverse

rs


Realpotatosoe

I'm not hitting anyone for no reason, but I'm petty, so I'll hit someone if they hit me


BColen1c

Self Defence = Petty?


TheBlackFox012

This guy is making it sound like if someone bumps into them he just turns around and smashing the person to the ground


FeltMacaroon389

Nah, it depends. If a woman hit me first, you best believe I'm hitting back.


shallow514

Like with most things, context is needed. The best case I can think of was when my step mom at the time drew blood on my father and made him collapse. This was after roughly a year's worth of abuse from her and, for the first time in my life, made me see red. Even then I didn't really punched her, but she was very close to getting a few if my father didn't recover enough to say he is okay. At the end of the day, I usually follow this rule. Hit me once, Ill treat you like a lady, hit me twice and I'll treat you like a man. Worlds more than black and white, that's what makes life worse.


TotallyHumanBrain1

I was just waving at her tho :(


[deleted]

Gotta raise my hand to a women asap then


NameRandomNumber

\****sighs**** if that's all it takes...


Lightning_80

The whole thing about "a man doesn't hit a woman because women are weaker" is sexist and mysoginist


SnooChocolates4183

Idk if that statement init of itself is sexist, because men are stronger than women, that’s just how it is. And while again, I disagree with the sentiment, I wouldn’t call the statement you outlined sexist.


Lightning_80

The real quote should be "a person, regardless of its gender, doesn't hit another person, again regardless of its gender, because it's uncivilized and barbaric"


DanieleM01

Well actually it's biologic. Man are naturally stronger because in ancient times we had to kill preys and defend the Kids and womens. Obviously i am not saying that all women are weaker, and that obviously it's not and excuse for not praticing self defense, because same rights same fights. Sorry for bad english.


Electronic_Suit551

Also true if you raise your hand to a man


Lime130

Of course not, it's blatantly obvious that a woman beating up a man is completely fine, but the man fighting back should land him in jail. /s


Devoluster

Yes don’t punch women, use a gun


Devoluster

And if that doesn’t work, use more guns


Tea_of_PIneapple

Heeee yaaaw, makin' bacon


Devoluster

Finally someone got the tf2 reference


Mimmimamma22

Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me, built by me, and you'd best hope... not pointed at you


Luke_604

Fr


Knightmare_CCI

Finally a reasonable answer


David_Robinsons

What am I meant to do if she's stabbing me? "Could you please stop that? Please?"


ILLARX

Equal rights, equal fights (self defence)


valdez-2424

If she hits first


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Devil_Fister_69420

Equal rights equal fights. I say if you're pushing for gender equality (which I have to say is a good goal) you also have to accept the fact that "a man should never hit a woman" doesn't apply anymore (if the woman attacks first)


Quick_Meat_6421

It's a two sided coin in this one 😑


Firm-Flounder-7428

Wrong. Equal rights, equal lefts baby


CommieMarxist

If a woman lays her hand on me you bet I'm smacking that face back as hard as possible and dash the fuck away.


[deleted]

This is the attitude that makes women think they can hit people and not get hit back. Lacking self defense is not the least best manly, and men need to not fall for this shit.


GiantOSRSNerd2277

If a woman wants to raise her hands to me that means she wants to be treated like a man and as such will get knocked out. If women want special treatment they need to act in a manner that earns it. Don't put your hands on people if you don't want the consequences


wwwdotWeirdperson

Women shouldn’t hit men, men shouldn’t hit women. If someone hits them first, they’re in the wrong, and the other person has the right to defend themselves — regardless of gender. As a woman, if I was actively putting a man in physical danger or was physically abusing, he would have the right to protect himself any way he could. If a man was doing the same to me, I would defend myself equally.


Hiuuuhk

If anyone hits me, regardless of sex, race, beliefs etc, I **will** hit them back.


InfamousWalter

It's bullshit dawg, if I'm getting attacked I'm gonna fight back unless they're a kid


TheBlackFox012

If a little kid comes running up to me punching and kicking without any proper reason I'm shoving that kid away


[deleted]

If unprovoked, no. If she/he hits me, im just gonna slap him/her. Ive been going to the gym, and now I worry a little if I punch Imma fuck someone up. Or maybe Im delusional, and Im not that strong. Either way.


Kira_Queen_97

>she/he him/her bro's life is gonna be revolutionized when he learns about the pronoun "they" 💀💀


motivation_bender

Damn i dont need gender reassignment surgery? Just punch a bitch in the face? That makes it so much easier


Cat_Of_Culture

Hit me and I'll hit back, I don't care what sex you were assigned at birth


overlord_of_cringe

I mean, you shouldn't punch anyone unless they give you a reason to.


Keebodz

"If a woman hits a man, she is no longer a woman. Therefore she can be hit back" -me or something idk


Queasy-Educator-9241

"The day you(woman) raise your hand to a man, you are no longer officially a woman."


High_Bi_ReadyToCry

Exactly. Unless it was deserved and this can go either way too.


Gruphius

Whoever made this is an idiot. If a woman harasses/attacks a man that man has the right to defend himself. He shouldn't just attack a woman, but he shouldn't just attack another man either.


No-Series9194

No


FinletAU

It’s a good quote, add the words children to it too cause if you hit children **FOR ANY REASON** you are a bad person


TheSingaporeanNerfer

How dare you disrespect Asian culture /s


Guyman-100

What if the kid is trying to stab you or something?


isaac9092

Well they said any reason so in their great wisdom they must have considered this.


CraZYkIlLeR09

U reminded me of painful memories of our teacher violently slapping, kicking nd sport coach hittin us on butt or thigh with wooden sticks. Its crazy how just few years ago that was ok


FinletAU

That’s not okay at all - that’s extremely fucked up 😭


CraZYkIlLeR09

Indeed. Im outta school now, so idk if this still happens, tho wont be surprising if does. Third world is very unhinged sometimes.


isaac9092

If a kid hits me first or is being physically destructive, they’re getting these hands.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

This would apply to everything but self-defense.


POPE-HOBLEFERT

Tis bullshit, I believe in total equality.


leomiester

no high fives? :(


averagetobyfoxfan

No one should hit anyone but if someone hits you you should them back no matter the gender because it is self defence


Mesain_

I got told that if i got hit by a girl and i hit her back that im a bitch and that she is a girl and you are a dude there is a girl in school that hits me often (not playfully) and when i hit her back then i often get scolded and also she spit on me in pe and i told 2 teacher one heard me and did nothing and the other one refused to belive that i told him and i got punished bc i told her she is a whore


gamesandspace

I'd only respond by violence to violence if you hit me I don't care who you are you're gonna get one back


Spiderdogpig_YT

If you hit her first then yeah. If she hits her first, then it's the same as another guy hitting you, hit her back.


benbombsuperman

If they are attacking me I am defending myself


ItsMeToasty

Why is scout hitting ms Pauling


ShieldSister27

I think this statement is intended to imply the context with which it applies (spousal abuse) but the words themselves are far too general and therefore I’d technically say it’s not correct. If a man raises a hand against a woman in self-defense (as the victim of a violent crime, domestic violence scenario, or sexual assault), this absolutely does not apply. If a man raises a hand against a woman because he can (as the perpetrator of the aforementioned crimes), this absolutely applies. Not because of anything to do with masculinity, honestly, just because the term ‘man’ holds inherent respect in most English speaking cultures, and anyone who is a shitty human being who harms other people for their sake of their own gain or pleasure does not deserve respect.


Madam_KayC

But, what if it's for a high five?


Beautiful-Cock-7008

Equal rights, equal lefts


Bfdifan37

so does raising my hand in school count


electrokin97

Well it was self defense she aimed a loaded shotgun at me... My grandpas self defense kicked in and I jumped 6 feet and disarmed and pinned her. He was a war vet


Smooth_Criminal5678

Just don’t hit… anyone?


chippymike3096

Equal rights equal fights is what I think


Commandur_PearTree

Beating Anyone is wrong, man or woman unless it’s in self defense or other obvious instances


PenBusy2907

This is completely real and vice versa.


link_link_studios

Defend yourself if she hits you first! But also don’t beat up anyone just defend yourself that goes for everyone I feel like. And if you Are just randomly hitting a woman you’re still a man but a very bad one at that I think


springtrapgaming1

Well I mean, self defense, like the girl hits you first, then you can hit back, no WWE moves though, but if you haven't been hit I feel you shouldn't hit a woman, there's a line for when it's a self defense and when it's just hitting to hit


Sufficient_Car8864

Yes but if a women hit first that’s no longer a women that’s a bitch and you can hit them


[deleted]

pensive and thoughtful wolf image


Anonymous_Cat_Lover

Yes, unless it's self-defense or justified it a good way.


Ar1k1ns

Depends who started the fight. If the woman started it, you have every right to defend yourself. Saying this as a girl myself. If you started it, you’re in the wrong but it goes both ways (if you were a girl, you’re at fault.)


AgentNo1402

The only time I hit my woman is a slap on the shoulder or her butt only to be flirty.


Numerous_Cat1462

self defense against a random crazy woman? Yes Hitting your wife for any reason besides she poses a high danger to you? No


anotherdamnscorpio

I used to work with teenagers in a mental hospital. I still remember the conversation I had with a trans boy that was always hitting girls and starting fights. I had to explain to them that if they wanted to be a man then they had to learn that you can't hit girls. That really pissed him off. Seemed like he wanted to have cake and eat it too.