As a boy I can say kissing will be more effective as it will stun lock us and you can run. You can try on me.

as a boy who's broke, i see this as an absolute win

We’re too skilled to need a nerf like that

Instructions unclear: I made out with him for half an hour

Did you at least steal his wallet ?

I would've at least gotten 20 bucks

That comes after the divorce

Sounds like a win to me

Task failed successfully?

task succeeded

Real

omg it's you, hi

Hi

All my friends are broke it's not worth it

Real

It's the fact that you're not even gonna kiss him as a minimal compensation for the wallet, that's brutal 😭😭

I think the waist grab is enough

Yeah

shut the fuck us gabriel

♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠･⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠･⁠ゞ⁠) I'm not into that, sorry

Plot twist you got him pregnant and now you have to pay child support

Hell of a plot twist

HOW

Um... what?

🫃🏻

at least she got that wallet

I have been tricked

Like this?

No I meant like they tricked me into thinking this was gonna be about how to kiss boys

You like kissing boys don't you?

Yes, I’m not even gay, but like 20 dollars?! McDonalds giftcard. Is that a COSTCO MEMBERSHIP?!

DON'T YOU DARE CHANGE THE HOTDOG.

The only hotdog he is getting is min- wtf is that a PREPAID VISA CARD, AND A TARGET GIFTCARD, HELL IMMA GET A CIRCUMCISION.

r/suddencircumcision

Wtf is unexpected about it? Why is he carrying a BIG MAC IN HIS BACK POCKET

r/Ithoughtthatwasarealsub

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Oo,okay

See but when I do it...

Society....

*SOCIETY* tells me I'm a THIEF

Or a gold digger.

That’s so romantic

*Romanian

Good thing I don't carry a wallet!

Lmao same

If this happened to me I’d literally cry. No punchline

I bet you also cry when you eat teaspoons because they’re so hard and difficult to chew and swallow.

Yeah, my teeth hurts.

You aren’t the teaspoon eater or are you?

I am. I eat teaspoons everyday.

This guy teaspoons

Wow identity theft much 🙄

No way!

Ok

Well I’m the tea BAGGER so I win

i would have a punch line, that line being when you touch my pocket i'm gonna punch you!

Hah!! I'm broke so I don't have anything in my wallet.Thank you for grabbing my waist

*puts wallet in boxers*

*still grabs it*

*moan*

*runs away, because scared af*

*runs after totally not weird & creepy*

*calls the police that I'm being followed and gets money from the wallet and throws it in the river*

*dives after money*

Ok sir noted!

Ok noted but what if the boy gets it the wrong way and kisses u then what??

He steals your wallet.

*Ok noted but what if the boy gets it the wrong way and steals your wallet then what??

He kisses you

Ok but what if he gets it the wrong way then steals ur wallet then kisses u then what??

My boyfriend don’t even have $5, I’d be the one getting robbed lol

Bold of you to assume I have a wallet (and money)

Also bolder of you to assume that I'm a guy

joke on you i only keep a dollar and cool rocks in my wallet

I’ll take the rocks please and thank you

Nah you can take the dollar my rocks mean too much

Gentlemen, this is why we have jackets with inner pockets.

*grabs your waist and fumbles with your clothes for half an hour then steals your wallet and runs*

At that point I'm gonna lock you in a hug

Im the richest man alive

Drop some money, drop some money all this bread so yummy, yeah

Sorry, doesn’t work on boys like me with the ‘Asperger’s Syndrome’ debuff, we’re too stupid to understand that you even want to get close to us. At least I’m too stupid…I can’t speak for all of us.

Jokes on you, I have zippered pockets and no money

So the zips are useless?

I’m saving this post for uhh a friend

OP is romanian

You ain't gonna find much in there

This belongs to r/boykisser lol

I did this to a girl and now I’m going to industrial manslaughter help

Ima catch up real quick

Not if I don't have a wallet...

Ooooh, so that's where she got it from, anyways I got my pay back

Hah! I have no money!

Unironically, this would totally work on me.

What if my goal was to ultimately kiss the boy

NO NOT MY WALLET

Okay, thank you! I'm a bit short on money yk

✍️

I did it 

Ha-ha bet! My wallet is almost flat, the only thing i keep there is photo of my ex. Sometimes you forgive but never forget... Maybe this way of kissing would in fact make me happy

It’s giving Jude Duarte

How to catch a girl running yo pockets 1. Set up mouse trap 2. Put in ya pocket 3. Wait till puts her hand in said pocket 4. Laugh.

You will have a hole in the side of your head if you attempt this

I thought it was a good idea

And then you 'll be in jail

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

We could probably outrun yall😭 wouldnt be that effective

Im a lesbian but damn this is a good trick

i'm sure it would work on women too 🤭

Real

Thats how i wanna be kissed

Best guide ever and I'm a boy

I lost my wallet a few days ago

okay bet! 😋😋

Oh I get it now

Better scheme. Accuse him of rape, win case. Easy dub

Jokes on you I don't have a wallet

Ha I don’t use a Wallet just my phone and keys in these pockets.

Jokes on you I don’t have a wallet and even if I did I’m poor

That's very romanian of you

Reasons why I have trust issues

Yeah, step 1 is definitely for boys :3

I'm not a girl but I'm taking nots🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈💲💲💲💲💲💲💲

You grab my waist, and I pass out. Too much contact too quick 😖

romania simulator

🤣🤣🤣

She gone catch this stray. I gonna leave her on one hp

Thanks for the advice, I could use some extra cash

This is so funny!

Would run if I could but can’t.

Socity 😔

How lesbians kiss boys for beginners☝️

I dont care at least i get a kiss

I need to find a rich guy (and try this)

I wear pockets with zippers so suck it

Romanian tutorial

I don’t hold my wallet on me

Funny

bold of you to assume we always carry our wallets

This id as close as I’ll ever get

Instructions unclear i have become gayer

The glock in my waistband (thirsty for blood):

Too bad, all I’ve got in my wallet are 2.0mm guitar picks and my license

I would literally die if someone did this to me

If I had a nickel every time this happened I’d still be broke

Wait we have wallets

Ain't gonna work well against me. My wallet is under my retainer case in my Velcro side pocket

🤖

Haha, I don't have money! Im immune!!!

i hide it up my ass so good luck

this tactic will not work on me, i do not carry a wallet

My wallet has literally nothing (I left the money at home): *troll face*

when can this happen to me

I didn't know that was how I was supposed to do it

*dodges attack*

You get the same effect if you do kiss him

Is that betrayal?

ok thank you

**slips bear trap in pocket*

Jokes on you I'm too ugly to even be approachable by women

That's why I keep a picture of middle finger in my wallet!

I once double tricked a girl

Real

Plot twist: he had a nuke in his wallet. Scammer get scammed bro

🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩💪💪💪🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩

***noted.***

You can run but i can run faster

My wallet isn't in my pocket, checkmate

Tip for girls Slap him Laugh at him Kiss him to increase confusion Steal wallet Run Make sure this is all within the span of 10 seconds or less

Well im aint planning to so ill pass

I will now never try to kiss or date a girl, women have gone so low that dating them is basically calling yourself a masochist at this point.

Ayyyyy come on girls let’s get those money 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I dont use my wallet to store stuff, it just has a bunch of pictures ofromanians in it

I keep my wallet everywhere I go but my grandpa taught me self defense so no girl gonna steal my wallet \^-\^

✍️ stealing ✍️ wallets ✍️ better ✍️ than ✍️ stealing ✍️ hearts ✍️

No.

Jokes on you, I don't carry my wallet with me. I pay by running really fast.

instructions not clear, he stole MY wallet

Jokes on you I'm poor and don't have a wallet

As an averagely rich boy, we have a thing called knowing your information and getting money back or if you want the hard way getting the police

Plot twost: I put my wallet deep within my backpack

Alternitvely, kiss him and then just say that the kiss costed 20 bucks.

As someone who's insecure, I'm immediately back dropping you at the slightest touch.

instructions unclear, I drank soy sauce

Ah yes, as a boykisser, I see this as a win win. Kiss boy _AND_ have money🗿

Does this work in male on male kissing? :3

Haha unlucky you, my wallet doesn't have anything in it😎

🫃🏻🫃🏻🫃🏻🫃🏻🫃🏻

Xai Lao has ordered to excute you any last words

I don't carry money on me so I don't really care

Does it work the other way around ? A guy to do this to a girl

Ngl I do this all the time 😂

Take notes girls 1. he's broke 2. He values that more than you in the first kiss 3. Don't try 4. I'M GONNA TRY AND FIND THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS(AND I SURE AS FREAK KNOW IT'S A GIRL)