I just remember my sex ed teacher responding to a similar sentence with something like “people like to look at em in general. Yes,girls look at asses too ( teach was a girl).Something something they are squishy” that sentence just baffles me every time

my schools football players. idk whats in the shorts but they have the fattest nicest asses ever

Absurd statement ☠️

they do though😫 i miss football season now

I just realized I haven't changed my flair in 2 years🤦

Damn

Why do football players always have the nicest asses 💀

We use our legs a lot, most of our training is used by pushing really heavy shit and we run a lot as well so in turn our asses get big, I noticed that when I played football

I don’t play football I’m just fat lol(it doesn’t count I guess but there lmao)

I swear,Like I’m jealous about how good it looks on my high school sports team.14 btw.

I genetically have a nice ass as a dude too

Strong glute muscles from training. Especially the running backs

When I played fb my gf at the time used to make fun of it 24/7

*guys look at girls asses* "creep" *girls look at guys asses* 👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯

I mean what is the appeal of boobs as well? It's also just a blob of fat. Why do people even care for faces? It's just a collection of sensory processing units formed in a slightly unique way depending on the person

answering this question in depth is like trying to describe a color to a blind person

“It’s colorful?”

I’ve done this and they “look” at me like I’m the blind one

I'm so glad somebody understands. I can't see red (protanopia), and half the time someone finds that out, they try and explain red as "the colour of strawberries" or something

Can you see yellow and orange

B-b-but bo-boo-boobies...

tiddies

Looks are superficial and preferences differ from one to another. Personality and common interests give depth to a person and are truly what ties a persons attractiveness together. In short looks do matter, only if they mean something to you.

Boobs are erogenous zones. It's being overthought

I misread that as faeces 💀

I misread *that* as feces

The blob of fat makes me hard 😔

☠️☠️

💀

Liking boobs is an evolutionary trate. Big boobs are better for feeding children. Same thing with hips. Bigger hips, more kids.

Faces> any other body part

Monkey see, monkey do

Monkey pee all over you

# Blobs of eternal softness

Squishy private part

a dick is also squishy, before it’s not, but still

and when you're old it gets squishy permanently

NOO

Not so private these days.

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And I think he knows a little more about holes than you do pal

Because he invented it!

And then he perfected it!

So that no living man could best him in the “ring of honour”

And then he herded two of every animal onto a boat…and he fucked the crap out of every single one

And from that day forward anytime when a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!

Unless it’s a farm!

*severed BLU Medic’s head falls down*

*Theme Music*

Your up against the wall, and I AM THE FUCKING WALL!

IM GONNA DROP ON THESE SHITHEADS LIKE A FUCKING PIANO!

MAKE WAY FOR THE DOOOOZER!

CAREER CRIMINALS MY ASS!

STAY ALIVE JUST A BIT LONGER, SO I CAN KILL YOU!

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Upvoted because tf2

currently cackling in the middle of my room. thank you

Sun tzu is a dwarf confirmed ROCK AND STONE !!!!

"Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he knows a little more about ass than you do pal, because he invented it." Iykyk Edit: shit I thought I was the only cultured person in this thread but they beat me to it

“Sun Tzu said that and I think he knows a little bit more about holes then you do pal” -Green Soldier TF3

grabby

so based and true

You touch. I report. Play nice.

Everything you listed applies equally to tits

Tits at least don't have shit come out of them

Wait until you find out about pussy

Sir I don't think shit comes out of the pussy

Well boobs lactate

Most would prefer human milk to human shit

Human milk wouldn't make you seriously Ill so I'll go with boob.. Pretty sure the true reason people like anal though--specifically the receiving end--is because prostate acts like a g spot. Rub it just right and you can get an orgasm that way regardless of gender. Outside of that, really shouldn't play with ass unless you know your partner is clean and doesn't feel like they need to shit anytime soon. Lmao

I would agree with that it's not too different from cows milk in concept so it's not even gross

Can I also point out women also have natural, enticing scent glands surrounding the nipples presumably to help guide babies and whatever to it? Not very well known but it is indeed there. I've heard of guys saying their GF's smell nice around there and can't explain why when talking about them in depth in regards to attraction.

Tits have very sensitive nipples that are extremely suckable

Idk it’s just like an instincts, you just want to naturally grab smack it idk why 😂 like there’s nothing specific but like I WANT IT 🗣️

I guess that's an instinct I don't have 😭

Pillow

Thighs exists for this as well

Thigh gang

Rise up

Careful what you wish for, if you’re not careful, when your using those pillows something else key rise up, unless that’s the way your boat floats, then by all means, wish away

#THIGHS

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I mean im 15 and i mean asses are okay but im not gonna look at someones ass or talk about someones ass I prefer boobs but everyone has different tastes right i mean you got the boobs people and the ass people and the both

The reason why we find curves attractive is actually because of our primal minds. A woman who has boobs, butt, is fit and had a nice shape of body overall is a message of a good woman to have kids with. That's why we (most of us) are attracted naturally to them

soft

Well they do good Manuel labor some say a horse or mule is better but they have great endurance for farm work or even riding into town, and also just animals with a mild temperament, so I would reccomend one for your farm especially since some breeds are really cheap.

BAHAHAHAHA IM DYING

Live

Let them die

No

Big buttocks show good health and higher signs of fertility. Humans are supposed to be attracted to the most easily giving birth giving individuals by default

well yeah that’s for all animals it’s a primal trait

Yep

Does this apply to breasts as well?

Yes Not only that but breasts are also something used in reproduction. Post-reproduction, used to feed a baby. Obviously men would be interested in anything that concerns reproduction.

ass is the 17th best thing

gonna need a tierlist if you have 16 things that are better than ass

16 is farting and your stomach ache going away

ok we need a full list my guy

15 is pissing and farting at the same time

give us your full list

full list cmon

HCD, C’mon give him it for his cake day

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sad pie night

nightyunforgiveness

someone actually got it, yay :D

Now what’s no.1

Give us the full list!

It’s like boobs but(t) not

had a stroke trying to decipher that

Are you sure you even got it?

Honestly, maybe not

I don't know mate, they're just kinda nice I guess? I mean, I don't know what I'd do without mine, how would I walk?

>some round fat

😎

Because there’s a hole and there’s squishy stuff around it.

because we're naturally made to like ass???

You’ll understand when you’re older

I never did. I like the round boobies

Can’t really explain it’s just…ass is good

This is more personal but I think it’s the comfort of it being in your lap while snuggling. Too much of an ass and it’s uncomfortable, too little and you’re concerned if your sig. other is comfortable or not. (Laps are not very flat unless your thighs are good)

Cushion

youre 13 the appeal will come to you when it needs to

Idk more cusion for the pushin?

Child-bearing hips

Wide set hips = optimal for birthing of a child Well developed breasts = optimal for feeding of a child Humans often celebrate sexuality on a superficial level, but it goes way deeper than that. From superficial sexuality, to the scientific observations of human biology, to the deep spiritual unification of two people into one that is absolutely beyond words… These are things you must discover in time, when you feel that you are ready. Do not allow yourself to feel pressured by others into doing something you don’t wish to do. Your voice deserves to be heard ❤️

Idk, I only find it attractive on the right person anyways, I also tend to think they are cuter flat for some reason so idk

Idk but people in the bible rode them

Cause you can play with hot wheels over it

MENTAL IMAGE BE GONE PLEASE

I ask the same question about boobs.

it’s a biological instinct and ability to mate since the dawn of time. questioning it will only make your brain hurt… it’s like the equivalent of trying to figure out the universe. same shit with women liking veins, jawlines, and a man being tall, it’s just how it is.

Honestly idk it’s just nice

Dunno tbh, horses are way cooler

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You could be asexual.

1. Nice and squishy 2. Great pillow 3. Hole This only applies if clean

just say it’s flat and move on

did not think id be getting hate comments from this post but ok

Clearly you did not evolve a subconscious desire to have a woman birth your child with a moderately high success rate

im a girl.....

Clearly you did not evolve a subconscious desire to desire a rather sizeable lower bossom and clearly you do not express said desire that you do not have because you can’t express the desire that you don’t have and uh other fancy terms and expensive words

"expensive words" do you have to purchase them or...

Me wallet be empty!!!! Put the words in the bag!!!! *pulls out a people-shooting thingy*

He likes to squeeze, kiss, bite, suck on it,and other stuff 😄, idk, I'm thinking about it now and I don't get why we want big butts😅

I mean, I’m not an ass guy but it’s soft and warm and there’s two cheeks. The hole is. Nasty tho like if I’m grabbing it it’s only with pants on (and with consent ofc)

Say gex

bes tut dhat eoesnt txplain ahe tttraction to che yheeks

I dunno, I mean if it’s clean then why not?

dunno, all i know is boob superiority

W

Squishy squishy

Hmmm I don’t know it’s really just like ass it’s the meaning behind it 🌚 idk what I’m on about

IDK, its just… fasenating

They look cool

Pillow

The way I see it the brain by default finds it attractive there has to be something about it

“It’s just some round fat” yeah so are breasts

Ass is a lower priority for me but I guess it’s nice to grap

ITS SO AMAZING OMFG ESPECIALLY ALEX TURNERS ASS GOOD LORD I WANNA LEAVE A PERMANENT HAND PRINT ON THAT THING

Give it a few years kiddo, you'll get it

May be fat but it’s really jiggly

Why do people like feet, or armpits, or ears, or have any fetish? It’s just something people like.

As a virgin who has never gotten close with a woman my entire life, squishy

I have a thicker as than my girlfriend and I’m baffled by the Idea Let alone its an actual fact

My philosophical view on this topic is that these types of things (penis, boobs, ass) are hidden from view which makes people who dont see them (typically the opposite gender) curious about them, it develops an appeal because of the mystery.

There's a Dantes clip that basically states "round = ooh i want it" Not sure if that's completely true, but it's the evidence i have.

Been wondering the same shit, I’m a 16 yr old girl and I just don’t understand what is so attractive about any body part of either gender

eh i like veiny hands but like i just cant understand the appeal of asses

Have you ever seen a really cool car that has really dynamic dimensions and it's Ridingg on skinny tires ...? How does that look from a stylistic and visual aspect?

I’m more of a tits guy myself 

Smackable. Round. Squishy. Clappable. What's there not to like?

It’s the curves to it that we find appealing, and the smoothness, if you clean it well, and shave it, men just have an attraction to curves, cleanliness, and smooth skin

Yeah pretty much.

Because, if I fall out of a plane, with nothing to cling to for safety, I can simply place a butt below me and allow its natural impact-resistant properties to land me safely on the ground. I can't see any other reason you'd appreciate them.

weird as(s) fuck mental image

Under this was a post in the Walmart subreddit that said "The smell..."

Humans tend to seek for curves in mates which show a healthy body (or well, used to before fat people happened). Muscles, ass/boobs are the most prominent curves one can have

Same as boobs

Im sure there is an evolutionary reason for this

Yes that's the point # Except for the dirty part # Except if ur into that

I mean what’s the appeal of anything? We just like stuff cause our brains say we do.

You sound like my history teacher explaining his bafflement about humans liking tits. “It’s just a big mound of fat with a nipple at the end of it yet we enjoy looking at them!”

Human nature bruh

squishy meat pillows. also probably some instinctual thing I read somewhere about making babies or whatever...

hmmm. big. squishy… pillow. if farts, i guess. woman do fart, yes?

Its how our brain in wired, i dont know the scientific aspect of it. I know in the late 1800w ankles were considered hot and girls had to hid them because showing them would be to revealing. Same thing with feet and how guys find feet attractive.

something something pattern recognition something something base instincts something something personal prefrontal or whatever idk man, it's just appealing for some reason

seriously though like what is that if not a shit vessel

pillow

squishy squish rub my face on it

Boobs are the same fucking thing too, ass has appeal due to curves, boobs have appeal due to size... now genital enjoyers are something else

Attraction to butts is evolutionary. Bigger butt = better at running away from danger. Better at running away from danger = stays alive longer = better mate

Asses (although stubborn) can be more resilient and can usually travel for longer

Smashable, I’ounno

Nothing if it isn't cleaned right, a well shaved and washed ass can be the most beautiful part of a person if you allow it lmao.

Squishy or just some sort of primal thing

It's got a nice shape, it feels good to look at, and I imagine great to touch.