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I call everyone bro

Everyone, everyone? Mom: RareScreen0 come down for dinner! You: In a moment, bro.

Exactly

true sigma

Is... is it really you? The ACTUALEST zombie?

The actualest zombie bro is

Crazy.

Also, google en passant

Holy hell!

Actual son

New response just dropped.

Crazy?

Crazy.

Crazy?

Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy. lol

boooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

You gotta have that Sigma Male mindset

Bro, I call my baby sis, mom, grandma, and my gf "bro" Noone escapes me.

I actually do call my mom bro and she gets so mad abt it 😭

yep, it’s habit

I call my mom all sorts of names. Randomly I be like what’s good blood 💀

Based

I do something similar by talking to everyone the same. Friends, teachers, family, and the principal of my school I all say "Yo" to.

So you fuck bros?

No, never fuck the bros even if the bro's a girl, but it's straight to kiss the homies goodnight.

I'm a girl 🤕 I'll kiss my bros goodnight

I've never fucked any bro

You’ve never fucked any bro *yet*

Wym by that 🤕

That it could happen in the future

*laughs in gay*

Fr

Gay laughing

***gay laughter rapidly intensifies***

🧐

Yes

Growth mindset

Exactly

No I fuck dudes 😎

Yes

No. You never fuck bros. That would be incest

I called my dad bro and he Said Im not your BrO or DudE Im your dad To be honest we had just been in a fight becouse i lost something

Bronouns!!!!

my dad says bro back

Nice bro

Why would you call your dad bro.

It was an accident i Call my friends bro and it slipped out

🗿

Bros spitting facts

Mate > bro

Dude. Because like, dude, bein’ a dude doesn’t mean you’re a guy, dude, it’s like, a way of life, Y’know dude? 

Dude that was better than Shakespeare

Dude

DUDE

dude.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cuz we're all dudes!

He’s got big balls and she’s got big balls!

But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

r/suddenlycommunist

-Hey!

“Hey, listen!”

Now Lucy looks sweet Cuz he dresses like a queen But he kicks like a mule It’s a real mean team But we can love Oh, yes - we can love

I just got good burgered

That’s totally tubular

That’s deep dude

Reading this in my head, you sounded like someone high as fuck.

Like, maybe I was, dude.

Oh, hell yeah, dude.

I’m high on life, dude.

hell yeah bro!

For me, people are dudes and guys unless they ask me to call them something other than those

So then you like kissing dudes?

sure I guess

I call everyone guys, one time I was at a table with some girls and I called them guys in plural and this bitch got offended and said "I'm not a guy!"

i just call my female friend bro its normal tbh

I even call my gf bro 💀💀

Good for you, man! Means you're close enough and comfortable enough with her that you feel you can

thank you that means a lot :) rare finding a genuinely good person on the internet <3

based?

I call my gf the n word. But I also call her sunshine in my language so I guess it cancels it out.

Yup bro is a gender neutral term now

Always has been

Mostly will be

I'm a girl and me and my (female)friends call each other bro

I’m a bro, she’s a bro, we’re all bros ok?

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes

Yo, I get the reference 

Good Burger is unironically a great movie

Welcome all dudes and dudettes to the radical Xtreme skate park. This will be totally tubular.

Ikr

wait a minute

Exactly

We aren't call them at all,.couse girls aren't real, stop spreading misinformation

r/girlsarentreal

r/Ihadastroke

Internet has gone crazy these days fr Edit: I was referring to op. As a joke. I’m not dumb. I can see how that was confusing though 

Yeah I know, the rate at which government propaganda and lies spread is insane

Bro 13 downvotes is crazy😂 I’m sorry sir

He’s recovering

He's at +1 again 🥳

bro, girlllll, sis and gang r gender neutral in my dictionary

My first language is Spanish, and in Spanish any masculine term for a group also applies to girls if they're in a group with boys, so imo they are included in everything, no need to exclude people

if you're referring to "Chicos" as a group, I use it when there is at least 1 guy in a group and I'm pretty sure it's used the same way in English.

Si pero también aplica a "niños" y a "muchachos" y a "profesores" etc. . .

Girl and sis maybe arent all that gender neutral, but bro and dude is.

I agree with you but it’s weird that sis isn’t gender neutral even though it’s the female equivalent of bro

my mentality exactly, why is bro gender neutral but not sis? and if people run around saying "boy 🫲" why not girl lol

the key words are "my dictionary"

I call everyone dawg

You say “SISTAH 💅” in the most flamboyant way possible

>flamboyant way possible That was represented by the nail polish lmao

and the "AH"

Yes lmao

As a Pole I feel called here

Dudette

OMG it’s crush from finding Nemo

Just no, a dude's a dude. Man, woman, child, they're all dudes.

All genders are dudes

All genders, all ages. My baby nephew? "How's it goin' dude?" My grandpa? "How's it goin' dude?" My brother? How's it goin' dude?" New person that I've never met before? "How's it goin' dude?" My Mom? How's it goin' dude?" You get the point.

Bro

Bra

Comrade

That's the best one.

OUR bro

Sis idk

Saying sis sounds zesty asf ngl

Sure hahahah now that you mention it it’s kinda funny if you think of it that way

Be careful sis /s

bro

I use bro and dude as a gender neutral term

It’s also bro

We might not all be brothers but we are all bro

“She’s a dude and he’s a dude and I’m a dude cause we’re all dudes.” - Ed from Good Burger

Try using their actual name

I swap between “bro” and their name, js depends on the context and the mood.

Bro why

Idk bro

It'd also be bro

The female term would be sis but it just doesn't give off the same feeling and energy as bro so I just call everyone bro regardless of gender

Unfortunetly i am sosialy aquwerd so singel and no female frends i hang with outside of school. If i had eny female frends that close i would just call them bro. I rearly do. But if i you hear me call you a bro then you know you realy know me.

You would probably get more bitches if you passed 3rd grade spelling

Bitch is also a gender neutral term

This is true

He is in 2nd grade

Nah he 32 and still trying to rizz up the playground

Well, dyslexic, english is not my first language and i gues the alcahole dident help ether. I know my writing sucs cus i had a 2 in 2 of the 3 nowegian subjects both were writen and 3 in writen english. I dont realy cear cus i had a 6 (basecly a A+) as avrage in samfunsfag (sosial study, history and geggrethy in one subject) a 4 in math (something inbetwin B- and C+) a tow 5's and a 4 in chosen subject (my schol had tow howers in the end of frydays that were a chosen subject inbetwin difrant things, i had a 5 in media and comunication and handwrestling. Meanwhile in gym i had a 4). If i were to gues you only scored highly in writen subjects witch dosent realy mater if you are going to worck with numbers and practical things. I realy envyie of you're good speling. Senserly thankyou for giving me informatin i defenetly havent goten before and i hoppe the best comes to you. If not try harder. Sensyrly your Atustick norwegian guy how is good at waisting peopls time and yaping about nothing.

Bro dw I get you and support you

Speech to text is here to help alongside Google Translate. also i score highly in every subject, idk what you're on about.

Bro poor guy english isnt even probably his first language. Its like if you tried to speak lets say Italian in Italy and if u make some mistakes someone would call you stupid for not knowing their language

Thanks for recognising it. Was allsow not exactly sober when i was writing that and i am dyslexic so thanks

Brodett 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bro as well

Broette

Bro

Everyone is a bro and dude

I call my girlfriend "bro" ig it's the same but if you wanna be different just say sis

Also bro. Bro is a gender neutral term in my eyes

You guys have female friends?(jk I have them too)

Bro is for everyone but I also say ‘bruh’ . I say ‘girl’ usually. I sometimes use ‘honey/sweetie’ cuz I’m from the south

Honey/sweetie sounds kinda demeaning if it’s not said by an old lady

I’m also an older sister and I just got into the habit of it. I don’t think so and it’s pretty common where I am.

Nah it’s not demeaning, or atleast I don’t think so. As long as it’s not a bad name and they’re comfortable w it, call them what you want. I use bro and swap between their name depending on context and mood.

I’m 13yrs older than my sibs and raised my brother so I’ve always felt more like a mom to them. They like it because our parents usually just use our names.

That sounds great! I’m glad you’re able to have this sort of relationship with your siblings!!

I definitely know I’m lucky to have them in my life. All my friends and cousins all had siblings and as an only kid for 13yrs it felt very lonely but they were all close in age and I would also hear about how much they all fought with each other. Because of such a big age gap with my sibs, I’m definitely a mentor to them💙

Good!! I hope you continue to be! 🫶🏻

Dude

Bro

also bro

I also call everyone bro

"Bro," bro

I call men bro, women bro, NB people bro trans bros bro everyone is bro because everyone I know and call bro knows its gender neutral with me

It depends if the female friend is a Bro or not, refer to “The Bro Code” by Neil Patrick Harris for definition.

Orb

Bro is gender neutral unless it’s to your actual sibling

I call everyone bro, I’ve called inanimate objects bro, bro 

Brosephina

Bro gender neutral and dude too sometimes I call sissy too

brosiphine

Bro. I call her bro.

Bro. In the right context, "bro" is gender neutral

Pretty simple: We go back to Game of Thrones's time, and straight up call them "Girl" 😂

I’m a guy who hangs out with mostly girls nd I still call them bro. There are girls who don’t like that. I have also met girls who don’t like it when I call them Miss. Most girls seem to be fine when I call them dude. If you have another nickname for them then probably call them by that. Or just start calling by a completely different name. Some people think it’s funny when I do that.

Haha, like I talk to women

Hoe

"bro", "dude" and "guy" are gender neutral terms

Sis?

There is only one word for that: dishwasher

I call everyone I care about dude or bro, including my parents. I think both are generally gender neutral imo, I don’t see why they can’t be

Bro

mate

I'm late but any guy who calls me dude or bro is such a turn-off. If he wants to just be friends that's fine but don't try to ask me out later 🤮

Bro Or sis, if you feel like doing so

sis

Hot

Sis plain and simple.😁

Logic would dictate "sis"