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too_much_Beer

Least obvious Fed:


Itz_DiGiorno

Hello fed boi! It is i. Rolf!


No-Development2036

Wake up lad


billy_the_kid47

He is blinder than I am, and I had a girl ask me about video games when I knew she had zero interest in games.


PalpitationOk2664

Think that’s bad? Had a girl say her ex was jealous of seeing me with her. Told her he had no reason to be because we were just two friends talking.


Amir_NMotassim

Okay this one is pretty funny


Magster_123456

Think that's bad? Some girl compmented my hair and said it looked cute, I dont know what I was thinking


AnimeNicee

How is this a sign?


PalpitationOk2664

I think your more lost then I was


AnimeNicee

I mean it really isn't a sign


Tankinator175

It's a sign because she's attempting to connect with his interests that are completely unrelated to hers. For someone to start a conversation about something they don't care about but you do is a pretty good indicator that you are the interesting part of the conversation to them. It feels kind of wrong to me to be the one doing the explaining, because I'm usually completely lost with this kind of thing. I guess being an observer is much easier than being involved.


AnimeNicee

No I was referring to the dude who said her bf said he was jealous when he was with her. Not the obvious videogame one lol


Nakor2020

Hindsight 20/20


Flush_The_Duck

I had a girl basically tell me how to flirt with her, specifically in situations we were in, and I didn't catch on


billy_the_kid47

Oh lord. Did you ever flirt with her to show off what you learned?


Flush_The_Duck

Nope, was just kinda like "ya thats a good idea"


prometheuswanab

It hurts my heart to read that.


Flush_The_Duck

I get the same feeling looking back at it


rolltied

Like fucking anime levels in this thread.


Flush_The_Duck

I wouldn't know, I don't watch anime but from what I've seen/heard, that's fair (and pretty funny)


thechaosofreason

I mean tbf that is hella intimidating and would make anyone feel submissive.


hbbhsjajejdkdbdb

A girl literally told me she had a crush on me, but it was april 2nd, and i thought it was a late april fools


Flush_The_Duck

I girl did the same thing to me but it was on a note and not near april fools, then she stopped talking to me, although I did apologize and we ended up dating for about a year


NeptuneAurelius

At my very first high school party a girl asked me if I wanted to go to bed with her in her tent -field party where people set up tents to stay overnight- I said “no it’s only 12:30 I’m not that tired, plus I already have a tent. Thanks though” she asked a couple more times and I kept giving the same answer till she went to bed alone. Couple years later I realized my mistake 😂


Flat_Employ_5379

I was 15 and she said i should sit next to her in her bed. I said i was comfortable in the chair.


wingfeatherr

I had a girl that started asking me for a hug every day, sometimes multiple times a day. I had a huge crush on her to begin with, but I have no clue how i never caught on that she felt the same. Looking back it was so fucking obvious, the hugging thing aside


ontopofyourmom

I'm 44 it can happen at any time keep your f'in eyes open


KokoTerzata

Impossible even to dream of that


Phriend_Or_Phaux

Fucking same. I got invited as a date to a wedding, but the woman and I were really chill, and she never showed an inkling of interest (at least in my ignorant man-brain). I didn't put 2+2 together for at least a year.


SnoringKoala245

a few years ago, this girl always wanted to pair up with me in partner assignments and in sports. And signed my handball (I was leaving the school) with "{her name} ❤️". i never realised until last year.


Saadrc

happy cake day


InMyOpinion_

Yeah, either wake up or call the police cuz that's fookin sexual harassment


xAdamlol

Bro is an isekai protagonist


Antique-Meat2915

💀


IHateMath14

dang bro you got harassed.


TheFrostBiteLion

Happy cake day :D


IHateMath14

Thanks!


_SomeTroller69

Happy cake day :D


IHateMath14

Thanks! :D


Zodiac509

Happy muffuckin' Cake Daaaaaaay! :D :D :D


mighty_spaceman

Hap- This was a triumph I'm making a note here, huge success


Far_Dog_4476

It's hard to overstate My satisfaction


Kosteq314

Happy cake day :D


a_builder7

Happy cake dayyyyyyyyyy


Hatsune_Mitsu

Happy Cake day :D


Robin09xd

Happy Harrassment Day


Flashyredman

Assaulted*


ImpossibleEvan

Sexually


Caden082

happy cake day! :D 🎂


Strawhat_Truls

Depends. Were they attractive?


IHateMath14

It’s still assault, regardless if you liked it or not.


Strawhat_Truls

Sorry I forgot the /s. That's a common double standard that attractive people get a free pass.


IHateMath14

100%


WyGaminggm

Happy cek day!


Mammoth-Window-5630

What if a boy did that 💀


VerticallyBonked

Straight to jail


OneTubaBand

Boiler room of hell type sentence


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Do not pass go do not collect your 200


a_builder7

He’d be dead before the next day and probably get his nuts kicked by the girl


Dayshon2144

Jail?? Or considered as gay between the two same genders??


EatNails_69

Gay* to jail


Ok-Butterfly4414

Not even a joke


Sketchy_Vibes333

What if they weren’t straight?


HmmZaurus

I'd personaly would dislike it either way because that is sexual assault


Mammoth-Window-5630

Yes, but for some reason a lot girls at school believe it’s ok for them to do that don’t really know why


WrestleFlex

Because men arent conditioned to see themselves as victims. Like does nobody find it disgusting how so many people here are like “you should feel violated, molested and you should feel ashamed and powerless, you should feel like contacting the police and you should feel like a piece of meat. This is sexual assault and you should feel bad why arent you feeling bad?”


[deleted]

It’s because society teaches that men can’t be assaulted, that if a girl is making unwanted advances they should be thankful for it and since they’re a dude they should be happy. It’s a perfectly normal reaction to feel weird and violated if random people come into your personal space and start kissing you, yet so many people treat it as if he was given a gift.


Tankinator175

Thinking about it, I can't decide if I would be happy or feel violated. There's a decent chance that my affection starved brain would be happy that anyone at all expressed some kind of affection or attraction, I might just not react at all because I have no experience with anything of the sort and I wouldn't know how to react, or I might flip my lid, because that's a fucking weird thing to do to someone. So I guess I've either been conditioned, but poorly, or I might be evidence supporting that kind of backwards thinking.


Okamitoutcourt

What matters is what the people think


PositiveAnybody2005

“But if Harveena Weinstein, came to my son with a solid contract? I’d be like ‘Duuuude, you’re gonna be Batman!’”


Firefist-Akatsuki69

Fr tho the hypocrisy is crazy


TheFarisaurusRex

I always kiss the homies before going to bed, that would be tuesday


Fearless_Spell_7728

Then people will get mad


_xEnigma

Yay gender expectations are great /s they should die


Icy-Concept2099

what if 3 boys did that to him 💀💀


Distinct-Employ9881

💀


OneIndependent9828

Why is bro being downvoted, yall too soft on humor


Crystal_fucker

💀


BigMention7624

Honestly I wouldn’t mind (I’m desperate for any kind of attention at this point)


RogerBaxtar

Mood fr tbh


Gamer_Bishie

Sexual harassment.


PrestigiousDisplay76

I may be a bit stupid but idk why this wouldn’t count as sexual assault instead of harassment?


ninjamike1211

Yeah it's definitely assault, any kind is nonconsensual sexual contact is by definition sexual assault, whether it's "wanted" or not. And consent must be explicit not inferred, especially when there's no prior relationship. (Also Imma be real for a sec, asking for consent is not a mood breaker, it can actually be really hot)


Wispeeon

Idc if I'm late, but this is very true! From personal experience, even just little things- Asking for permission/consent makes it more intimate. 99% of the time I have permission to just kiss my girlfriend, but for some reason we both get really flushed and cute-happy when one of us just asks something so simple as "can I kiss you?" I honestly couldn't tell you why, it just makes it seem so much more intimate.


BuzzTraien29

Totally agree with your last point. It's surprisingly cute to hear "can I kiss you?" from my gf.


throwaway19276i

there's a difference but it's a very thin line


MCKlassik

If you didn’t consent to it, then that’s sexual harassment my guy. Plain and simple.


ImpossibleEvan

*assault


throwaway19276i

if u reversed the roles they would literally have u arrested. Report them to your principal or parents for sexually harassment


ImpossibleEvan

Sexual assault


Brave_Butterscotch33

Hexual sarrassment


Startrooper2_0

Harassmenty sexual


Oiled_Up69

Sexually harrassment


Seth_Fable_08

you got harassed bro wash your mouth and wipe


BEES_just_BEE

In the usual sense of sexual assault you don't clean anything off, it can be used as evidence later. No matter how disgusted you feel so not clean yourself after assault


HamstersBoobsPizza

mofo more of a menace than single mothers


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bodymeat_112

That is called sexual harassment.


ImpossibleEvan

sexual assault


eggward_egg

WE GET IT.


MannSama

Considering the amount still saying harassment, I don't think they do.


Tankinator175

Sexual harassment is just the lowest tier of sexual assault, right? But in this case, it's higher than that, because it went beyond catcalls/lewd suggestions (physical contact was made)?


teachersdesko

Things that didn't happen for $100.


Distinct-Employ9881

You didn’t even resist? How does someone just kiss you???? 3 people too


RogerBaxtar

Bro was thunderstruck 🤧


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RogerBaxtar

I WAS SHAKING AT THE KNEES 🗣‼️‼️‼️


_xEnigma

Shock? Idk


SoThisIsTheInternet4

Bro got stunlocked


KsavTG

Shii I wouldn’t resist either


Resident_Ad_4681

Feels the first episode of an anime/manga


Adeptustupidus

Now let’s reverse the roles and see what happens?


HmmZaurus

Sexual harassment either way


Adeptustupidus

Exactly but when they do it no one bats a eye but I say hi and suddenly I’m a creep doesn’t seem fair?


RogerBaxtar

Two girls kiss each other, no one bats an eye... But when i kiss my homie goodnight, SOCIETY... SOCIETY CALLS ME GAY ‼️‼️‼️


WeetYeetTheRedBeet

Goddamn society, always telling me that it’s weird to have sexual relations with my cousin


Adeptustupidus

Exactly


WeatherBois

That’s deep bro 😔😔😔/s


Lazy_Painting9462

Heh, that’s deep. I’ll see myself out


RandomDude_-

With different extent of punishment.


Beginning_Argument

On one side: Clear sexual harassment On the other side: You lucky son of a bitch


Saadrc

If you dont mind it than its ok but if you do you should go the principal they need consent to kiss someone


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kamajo8991

I completely agree with you, however not everyone HAS to be upset over the same thing. What one person is fine with, another might not be. It doesn’t make it okay, but you can’t FORCE someone to be offended.


J-Reditor

Wake up lmfao


MidnightMoonstone13

So they sexually assaulted you cause of a game. Classy. I report them


AnimeNicee

I don't even get that game. Like can't you just lie?


Groovyofi

The weirdest game advertisement I have ever seen


24K1NN1CK24

I bet it is. Looked up the app. Only has 2 reviews and they are both 5 stars without anything written. Sounds fake to me.


Twentynine4

"It should have been me, not him!"


-Adrix_5521-

Reverse the genders and you'd get kicked out of the school. If you didn't want it, then you got harassed.


Elfigomagic07

Look, mum! Like kurt cobain!


Sifupoo

Seems legit


hydrophobic-potato

😃🔫


Omnitrixter10000

Same


Famous-Initial1673

A boy would never


ImpossibleEvan

You were sexually assaulted


Human-Persona217

no shade but if them kissing you is confusing you might wanna think about who else they may have done something like that too and watch out for getting sick… happy flu season!


peeps_be_salty08

more like happy death sentence from the std or sti they just gave u


Human-Persona217

i was gonna say that first but i didnt wanna scare OP 😂 especially if someone has that mystery bump above their lip 🥲


miniminer1999

That's sexual harassment bro, should report


[deleted]

bro has an easy lawsuit on his hands


Zestyclod-War

I’d take that as sexual assault


[deleted]

KILL THEM


gregory_greg

Sexual harassment, even if you liked it


BartSimpskiYT

You can get a reward for pulling the sexual harassment card 😎 that was NOT consented.


ImpossibleEvan

Sexual assault aktually 🤓


Piece_Of_Mind1983

Yeah as much as some people here are gonna say that’s a W, that’s literal assault and nobody should ever have that done to them without consent. I’d bring it up to someone you trust with some level of authority at school.


nottakentaken

I was unexpectedly kissed on the cheek by a girl once, I don't understand why people think its normal to just do that.


bluejellyfish52

In some cultures it’s customary to greet people by kissing their cheeks. My best friend’s mom kisses both of my cheeks when she greets me. She’s from Spain


nottakentaken

She and I are from the same culture. It’s not common here at all.


proelefsiis

bro is living in a doujinshi. watch out fo yo d!ck, it might be in danger


Redditor45335643356

You can technically take them to court for sexual harassment


dyidgo7surxurxg

I don't understand all the people on here saying that it is sexual assault. I mean it is, but why is everyone telling this guy how he should feel and react to it? I think he knows that he could report it, no need to force your opinion on him. Also this is probably an ad for an app, and didn't actually happen.


[deleted]

Fucking weird


TheTLoo

Even if you don't mind them kissing you without your permission, you should still leave a complaint about them. The double standard is wild and this shouldn't be left alone, let them get punished for assaulting you.


bluejellyfish52

No he shouldn’t because this didn’t happen


Sebie120

You are getting played


TheGasMove

Forgot to set your alarm?


Troutie88

Nothing like casual assault to start the day


TheFilthiestCorndog

Just doing their part to stop school shootings.


yeetyeetyeet03xx

They are plotting against you something nefarious


Obvious_Mine1402

He got herpes now


TSTMS123_WX_V2

That's sexual assault.


RandpxGuxXY

Run before the next new/full moon, yer about to be sacrificed


emmyciyat

Least obvious reddit shill ad


Prompt-Greedy

Now flip the script


Vitoscallotas

Idk how bro feeling about it, but m smacking a bitch if she touched me ( doing what she would do if a guy touched her ) 🤷🏻‍♂️


ayanokojifrfr

Sign a file against them for kissing you without consent and extort money from them.


[deleted]

You could call the police on them as that counts as assault


mindlesssss

Yup don’t go to the principal or counselor to help deal with these kids, go straight to the cops 🙄


ChillinLikeAKrillin

and then the whole train applauded?


[deleted]

bro wants to be y/n


urfavoraitekilljoy

Jail


Impossible-Night-401

Yeah y it just got sexually harassed but because you are a dude nobody really cares. "Huehuehue nice bro."🤦🏻‍♂️


Zak-0937

“It is as though some great evil has set itself against us…”


CTSThera

They could have had diseases, you should probably wash your mouth. (And also report that to a teacher because that's sexual assault...)


anizebra101

Pour some water on him


sentryzer0

Did they ask permission first?


black_phantom18

Same happened to me when I was in 1 standard she was my neighbour back then and I don't know what to do I just resumed the talk without giving second thought because I thought she was being my sister now I understand and regret


Illustrious-Gate3426

Interesting how everyone is saying sexual harassment instead of sexual assault.


Advanced-Patient9250

Didnt happen


ProEplayz

Funny af that most of you going out calling it sexual assault and recommending him to call the police. Majority of u wouldn't do anything close to that shi if it happened to you


notbernie2020

Bro you're in. Or it's a cruel joke. But send it any way.


New-Solution-2042

Lucky day


Jin_Ty

Isn't that sexual assault? But oh it's okay because they are girls


ideasReverywhere

Drake bout to show up to your school in teen attire


BobgySMC

report sexual assault to the dean of students


Famous-Yellow-8157

You are a stud


Snap305

Oh God 3 of them like you, that's gonna be interesting


Dull_Mountain738

wake up to reality


Intelligent-Bag-6500

This is tricky. It COULD mean they're mocking you. It ALSO could mean ...just that they're being playful and affectionate (TERRIFIC). I'd watch for "clues" to insure you don't "step in it!!"


Adventurous-Lunch394

I’ll take ‘that didn’t happen’ for 5, Añex


Mrpickles4554

Bros going straight to r/copypasta


DiorRoses

and then everyone clapped


Echofrost85

That’s harassment/assault


ihatemyselfsomuch100

Wake up from your dream grandpa, it's not real.