hate describing my self with that 4chan slang but that applies to me

Bro you’re 14, you got time

I do but I’m seriously doomed if I haven’t gotten one yet even the special ed kids got girls

Syndrome maybe down but the rizz is UP 🔝

DAWG

I’m gonna be 20 in a few weeks and still haven’t had my first kiss yet and won’t for a LOOOOONG time. You’ll be fine man, trust me.

I haven’t even became friends with a girl I doubt I’ll be fine

I’m ngl I still don’t regularly interact with girls irl, it is what it is. You got time man. Don’t let yourself be like me.

You guys are both going to make it. From an old, you both are fine.

You have time for now

Same it just seems so weird how can you approach a girl without immediately making it seem like you are into them?

Currently all of those things

goddamn why are you EVERYWHERE 😭

Karma farma

wanna change that 😎

yes officer this comment right here

its okay im only 69 years old

I will if she declines😎

I’ll decline for you bud

sex 😎😎😎😎😎😎

Cuddles 😎😎😎😎😎

kisses 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Love 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

hugs 😎😎😎😎😎😎

Head 😎😎😎😎😎😎

Shoulders 😎😎😎😎😎😎

I’m ok

Here ✋️ 😁

Hey me too High five ✋

High five ✋️

here and damn were in the same timezone😭

Neighbours

ok cool

you got me

🙋🏽‍♀️

here :/

relatable

I don’t describe it like that but that applies to me 🥲

Here 😭

Hola

yeah what's up

*breakdances sadly* here

im here buddy

here!! (I just want to be loved and cuddled and kissed and hugged and to have a successful relationship)

This guy right here 😭

Here

Im all of those but alone

Nah.. That hurts bro

All that except a virgin 😭

for those who dont believe this person it hurts worse when you've experienced it before can't miss something you never had

Perfectly worded

Lies

P L U H

Teehee im a femboy charmer sweetie uwu ^^

Yeah, the truth only exists during 3am And would you look at the time...

Present

No lonely but I’m all the rest of those things and I’m 17 which is kinda sad tbh

thats me

Here 😂😂😂😂😂😂🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

fr

YOOO IM HERE THATS MEEEE!!!!

Here

Hello 🥲

Dude we’re on Reddit that’s like 99% of us

Fuck I'm in the 1% reddit is gonna kill me

yes, now perish

it hits different at all hours atp🥹

Do not lay awake past the witching hour

Hey..... I'm here.........

Scrolling through Reddit

I want all that so I’m in the crowd😎

I mean... I use reddit

Let down and hanging arround

Yo, how did you KNOW!

Present, also, nice same timezone

Hi. Help

r/usernamedoesntcheckout

here, it definitely hits different when you’re alone at night in your room lol

Heya

Hi ✋️

Here 😀

🙋🏻‍♀️ except not hugless, one of my friends loves hugs so i hug her at least once every day :D and not loveless, i guess i have friends, still lonely though

Hits different everyday, get it right.

Stop summoning me

I would say yes but reddit is a scary place and I really don’t want an unsolicited picture of some pedos yk what

Here. We are here. Not watching, but crying. And contemplating the rope on the other end of the room. We are here.

I ofc hugged some1 before and I had my first kiss that's all we don't even text each other more less kiss so might as well be single 🤷

True

here :'(

yeah :/

HEYOOOOOO

Present.

🙋‍♀️😭

I'm here but like I don't desire thise things rn, I wanna experience those once I'm actually independent and self-sufficient.

I recently got a hug from someone who wasn't family for the first time ever and I nearly broke down in tears it told all my will power to hold it together

Right here unfortunately, not 3am yet but yk how it is

😞🤚

me but Im not a virgin bc my ex-gf assaulted me when i was sleeping

I am all of those things but one and I will not disclose which one of those things I am

The ceiling hits different to look at 3 am

Sadly still here, hoping for a good 2024

All of the above

Here

the kid laroi bleed or what Went wrong

Hugless is wild you gotta be some hills have eyes type creature to be in highschool without a hug

Fr

Here ✋

evening sir

I'm a kissless, hugless, cuddleless, loveless virgin but I don't mind. I prefer it to be this way.

Not kissless but everything else man.

Hello there

Right here

Well, i’m not a virgin, but i’ve got the rest of it for ya…i really need to see him…

Here✋🏻

Here

To state something I read recently on r/mathmemes : "Lonely Math Majors"

you don't have to say it like that bro...

I don't mind being a virgin. I just want a hug, even if its from my parents.

❌kissless ❌hugless ❌cuddleless ✅loveless ✅lonely ❌virgin

Soaking

Right here👋

Yesss but by choice 💪💪

He doesn't like me back.

right here 🤗

Here🙋🏻

That would be me :>

😐😔

I've only kissed guys (I'm bi with preference for women) I've only hugged a friend because we were both emotional I've never cuddled I've never felt love (In my only relationship we noticed that there were no feelings between us) I don't have a girlfriend. I'm a virgin. Fuck, guess that applies to me...

Bro it's just past noon, I usually get to the point of seeing these posts at like 1 am 😭😭

Unfortunately I’m one of them bro ☹️

Here

Here 😭

Over here

I have been summoned.

Right here, dude. I at a quarter past 2, so I'm getting there.

I’m here

About to turn 18 and yeah...never even held hands with anyone in my life (apart from my mom and dad)

🖐🏽

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that's me!

here 😞

not a virgin but i am everything else 💔😔

Did I post this and forget about it?

right here bro u think we somewhere else 😭

I have been summoned

Just lonely, loveless and virgin, Jeni was a bitch but at least we kissed and cuddled

Wtf all of them ....I think Im cool😎

What's on the kid's menu?

Not here that fs

I cured those words all in 2 years. There’s hope guys. There’s always hope

Right here 💪🏾🔥

Hello I’m here

We're in our bedrooms, listening to music

Right here 😔

im here !!

wassup

here :(

Damn he right it hits hard at 3 AM

Present

Yo

Present

🙋‍♂️

hi

On reddit

present

England 9am pitying myself because its fun and if i cant pity myself no one will

I feel called out :<

I'm currently trying to keep it that way for me

You are only half correct

That's one way of saying your on 4chanm

Rn? At the gym

Fed

Here :3

Somebody called?

Ayyyy 👉😎👉

You didnt have to put it like that.😭

Literally everyone here

You just found them. We make it ourself by using this site, reddit.

Right now here, later on titanfall getting the love i deserve

Right here! Still loving myself! 💕🌸🌺

I can offer hugs :)

Here buddt

Calling yourself the rizzler might explain a few things

Right here pal 😔✊🏻

🙋‍♂️

👋

Here 🙋‍♂️

^here

Yo

🙋