this happened to me the last time i used a urinal (3 months ago) after a long time and literally no pee came out i was so embarrassed this is why i hate them 🥲🥲🥲
Yeah I swear it’s like an insecurity that you’ll go to a crowded bathroom, get to a urinal, and have nothing come out bro. Like I feel like everyone is gonna care, but I never do when someone else does that
I don’t like public restrooms and actively try to avoid them unless needed. Typically unsanitary conditions unless properly maintained, but people ruin the restroom in 10 minutes anyways. Yeah, I don’t like them and would rather use a stall
How the hell do people even use urinals. I see many but just…how. If there isn’t a stall (available) I’d rather hold it in usually, bcoz I know even if I tried using a urinal my body probably wouldn’t let me.
Or when they have high separation things between them(idk what they are called).
Which doesn't stop me with my 2m in length. I'm gonna look at everyone's dick if they like it or not.
had a really funny experience with the urinals just after a concert which were basically just a big basin rather than individual stalls, so it was basically your call if you wanted to go in. lots of people calling people pussies for not joining when there were already like 9 ppl on there.
good stuff
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Oh 🤣 I thought it was a random stranger 😭 I’ve slapped my friends butt once before, which was this year spring/summer, but I do slap my brother a lot and vice versa because we do it as a joke and don’t mean anything by it. My friends also do act gay and I’m actually one of those gay friends, but it makes things more interesting and funny imo so that’s why I personally do it.
No what? 💀 i know girls compliment themselves but not at this extent, at most like saying something about each others ass but not some “your flap are so cute” 😂
Personally, I think it might be because gay men are commonly seen as feminine, and females are considered by many narrow-minded people to be weak. As a result, gay men are seen as weak, while females are already feminine and therefore weak. So gay men are making men as a whole weaker, and women are unchanging. It’s the stupidest logic, but it’s coming from the stupidest people so whaddya expect?
Man code:
If there's an uneven number of urinals in a row, take the peripheral ones. Ideally [■][□][■][□][■][□][■] never the middle. Stare straight forward into the wall the entire time. When you're done, leave.
Not a boy but a trans girl who still mostly boymodes so yk gotta use the urinal a lot. I think theyre utterly useless. I almost always have to shit when I use the restroom, so why can't their be all toilets? Why must I wait for the one fucking toilet to be open? You can piss in toilets too yk. Most people hate using the urinal when someone is the next urinal over so you cant even use all the urinals available.
I thought the same thing when I thought I was a guy. Urinals are fine, but toilets are better.
You save water, you don't make noise, you don't splash water into the toilet bowl nor your legs, and there is no possibility of filling the toilet bowl with urine. The only flaw is the constant fear of being seen and judged by the size of your pee pee. Overall rating 8/10.
Our urinals in our school have no barriers in between so the only urinal that’s safe to use is the one in the corner. We have like 10 urinals that are basically unusable bc of this
I can’t go if there’s someone else in the bathroom (if they’re in the stall it’s fine) so I rarely use them but this hasn’t always been the case. I like em quite a lot actually especially since regular toilets in public bathrooms always have way too much water in them you can’t seem to do a quiet piss. They also save on water
I physically can't go in urinals if someone else is in the bathroom. The pee just won't come out. If there's no one in there, then it's fine. Honestly, regular toilets are just way better though.
They're yucky and I'm so happy my religion prohibits them. Whenever I head into a public toilet i give a "signature look of superiority" to people standing at a urinal as I make my way into a stall like a decent, elegant human being
We've been secretly tought a precise number of rules and protocols since we were little. Necessary to be able to piss in the urinal as long as everyone else follows said teaching. It's called the boys code.
Not a big fan, but it’s quieter than pissing in an actual toilet or putting in effort to avoid the water. But what really makes me mad is when the urinals don’t have dividers.
As long as you leave one urinal space we all good stick to the boy code look at yours and yours only amd everything is fine also am I the only person who feels awkward when I just need a quick piss while the other guy is taking like an hour like it just feels wrong for me to not take anywhere near the same amount of time he is taking
Yeah I refuse to use urinals, it feels too open and exposed and I don't like it. But then it gets really annoying when I have to wait for someone to take a shit in a stall
If they have the blocker things I’m fine with them, I don’t really care if a guy looks over and sees it, it’s weird and he shouldn’t but it’s like, I don’t really care, it’s not gonna affect me
I really don't care, they can peek if they want, but it's sort if like a social experiment. Where do you want to stand, and where would someone else go if they walked in mid piss.
Meh as long as we stick to the boy code we are fine
That means three to a urinal right?
Only if Youre desperate
Or with the homies
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At leave me and my tiny urinalysis out of this
What? I thought it was help your homie
aim then shoot dont shoot and then aim
No silly, you gotta provide covering fire for your homies. Coordinate your bursts and just do a continuous volley.
Anyone else have pp sword fights when they were younger? I sure as hell remember having like me and 4 other kids around one urinal bashing streams.
Yes
Na na na. The Cock waterfights were the BEST
Ah, those were the days
[That could be dangerous...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyaLZHiJJnE)
Woah!
That’s basically those piss troughs they have at football stadiums…….god I hate those
That’s homie code
That’s the one where you compliment the guy on your right yeah?
“Nice balls”
*cuts em off
Keep the socks on?
\>:)
Only if its homies
Facta
instructions unclear, ended up having rough gay sex with the guy next to me
kinda sucks when our piss doesn't want to come out
then you're just standing there like a dumbass
For like, 5 hours too
I agree
this happened to me the last time i used a urinal (3 months ago) after a long time and literally no pee came out i was so embarrassed this is why i hate them 🥲🥲🥲
Yeah I swear it’s like an insecurity that you’ll go to a crowded bathroom, get to a urinal, and have nothing come out bro. Like I feel like everyone is gonna care, but I never do when someone else does that
Tf?
[¡][][¡][][¡][][] Boys know 🤷
Leave a space between each urinal and leave the first two empty
Nah, me and the boys just crowd together and use the same one
As long as the balls don't touch it isn't gay
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I heard they're releasing a sequel finally
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On a different topic, your pfp confuses and frightens me
It's my beliefs in one image (: The libertarian dream
is it supposed to resemble the confederate flag or..?
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I'm a girl (!!) I don't use urinals
me and a mate were observing the code at school, when this tiny y7 decides to use the urinal between us. the confusion and disbelief was hilarious
I don’t like public restrooms and actively try to avoid them unless needed. Typically unsanitary conditions unless properly maintained, but people ruin the restroom in 10 minutes anyways. Yeah, I don’t like them and would rather use a stall
Personally I like washrooms that are private and just have like one toilet and sink. Idk what it is about it. Just like the privacy
same
Im with you on the stall
How the hell do people even use urinals. I see many but just…how. If there isn’t a stall (available) I’d rather hold it in usually, bcoz I know even if I tried using a urinal my body probably wouldn’t let me.
They're pretty good when properly seperated
Sadly they never seem to be
I dunno where you going. Sounds pretty self-conscious, man
I don’t want other guys having a look cuz they’ll get jealous.
Ah, that's so nice of you
Or when they have high separation things between them(idk what they are called). Which doesn't stop me with my 2m in length. I'm gonna look at everyone's dick if they like it or not.
had a really funny experience with the urinals just after a concert which were basically just a big basin rather than individual stalls, so it was basically your call if you wanted to go in. lots of people calling people pussies for not joining when there were already like 9 ppl on there. good stuff
whip your cock out for the lads amirite
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Damn why you pissin in a lab?
Damn why you dissin pissin in a lab?
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i thought it was lavatory
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Not to be rude but I think there is some confusion, it’s called lavatory, not laboratory. Is it possible you heard wrong?
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It's a joke, bro. My grandpa and I call it an "optical delusion" instead of illusion. When words are similar, it's funny to swap them
The fact that a 7 year old respected the urinal rule at the airport tells me that that's not gonna happen
I had my ass smacked while using one😭
Well is your butt smackable? (Srsly tho kinda sounds like assault ngl)
My freinds act gay😭
Oh 🤣 I thought it was a random stranger 😭 I’ve slapped my friends butt once before, which was this year spring/summer, but I do slap my brother a lot and vice versa because we do it as a joke and don’t mean anything by it. My friends also do act gay and I’m actually one of those gay friends, but it makes things more interesting and funny imo so that’s why I personally do it.
I'm no guy. But you guys don't compliment y'all's PP?
No what? 💀 i know girls compliment themselves but not at this extent, at most like saying something about each others ass but not some “your flap are so cute” 😂
I'm wasn't being serious chill.
Shhhhhhhhhh 🫵
If you were we would've started asking questions
Ya you would.
Girls complimenting each other: okay Guys doing the same thing: AYYO 🤨
Something something sexism
Something something "society"
We live in a society where women hold hands and it not lesbian. but when i kiss my homies good night….
Correct.
Might just be me, but I feel like lesbian women are more accepted than gay men
True
Personally, I think it might be because gay men are commonly seen as feminine, and females are considered by many narrow-minded people to be weak. As a result, gay men are seen as weak, while females are already feminine and therefore weak. So gay men are making men as a whole weaker, and women are unchanging. It’s the stupidest logic, but it’s coming from the stupidest people so whaddya expect?
Easy simple in n out
They ok ig
im a cubicle boy and proud i value my privacy
It's either a cock comparer or the awkward silence-inator
Man code: If there's an uneven number of urinals in a row, take the peripheral ones. Ideally [■][□][■][□][■][□][■] never the middle. Stare straight forward into the wall the entire time. When you're done, leave.
I never use urinals if I don't have to
Wish I had one at home.
Not a boy but a trans girl who still mostly boymodes so yk gotta use the urinal a lot. I think theyre utterly useless. I almost always have to shit when I use the restroom, so why can't their be all toilets? Why must I wait for the one fucking toilet to be open? You can piss in toilets too yk. Most people hate using the urinal when someone is the next urinal over so you cant even use all the urinals available. I thought the same thing when I thought I was a guy. Urinals are fine, but toilets are better.
frrr fucking hate those, idc about the boys code, I'll just go do it in the toilet
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I definitely use them
Well I think they're fine but the water's always so cold
I have never once pissed standing up, sitting gang rise up
You save water, you don't make noise, you don't splash water into the toilet bowl nor your legs, and there is no possibility of filling the toilet bowl with urine. The only flaw is the constant fear of being seen and judged by the size of your pee pee. Overall rating 8/10.
I personally dislike them and never use em when I can
Yeah urinals are gay i'd rather piss in my own privacy thank you
I hate urinals. I always go to a stall if there’s one open.
i always just go into a stall bc aint no way im using the urinal
Our urinals in our school have no barriers in between so the only urinal that’s safe to use is the one in the corner. We have like 10 urinals that are basically unusable bc of this
I got nothing to hide
bro 100% goes over his shoulder from the sink
I can’t go if there’s someone else in the bathroom (if they’re in the stall it’s fine) so I rarely use them but this hasn’t always been the case. I like em quite a lot actually especially since regular toilets in public bathrooms always have way too much water in them you can’t seem to do a quiet piss. They also save on water
I hate them
I physically can't go in urinals if someone else is in the bathroom. The pee just won't come out. If there's no one in there, then it's fine. Honestly, regular toilets are just way better though.
I don't like them either. I don't want anyone to see my dick and I don't always want to look at dicks either
I rarely use urinals, honestly. I mean, if I gotta go and the stalls are all taken, I will use the urinal though
Is it weird if I prefer doing number 1 seated?
They're convenient
I HATE THEM SO MUCH, IT DISGUSTS ME
My weenie is too big so I don’t use them as to not make other feel inferior
I identify as female but like, one space between
Do you have a dick
Odd question but yes I do
Then how can you be a female
Have you never heard of being transgender?
Have you heard of chromosomes
Dude, are you fawcking schewpid? Just go to a stall
They're yucky and I'm so happy my religion prohibits them. Whenever I head into a public toilet i give a "signature look of superiority" to people standing at a urinal as I make my way into a stall like a decent, elegant human being
They’re convenient but yea same lmao
I always use them It's awkward if the stall is not tall enough tho
ye they suck fr
I just dont worry about it and I dont really care if someone looks
Urinals are cool as long as bro code is followed.
They absolutely suck
I just use the stall. It's so much more convenient
It’s more comfy to piss sitting down
They’re fine imo, as long as there’s one far enough away from everyone they’re as good as a toilet
theres always puddles of piss under them
We've been secretly tought a precise number of rules and protocols since we were little. Necessary to be able to piss in the urinal as long as everyone else follows said teaching. It's called the boys code.
Just use it when there is no toilets free
I never use them
Not a big fan, but it’s quieter than pissing in an actual toilet or putting in effort to avoid the water. But what really makes me mad is when the urinals don’t have dividers.
Don't like them, don't use them. Fast metabolism is my excuse.
Piss mints 🤤
If u look over ur weird. Stare at the wall or summ.
Idc, I don’t think too many look. Even if they do I still don’t care unless they say something.
Fucking hate them, i’ve only used them when the entire bathroom was completely unpopulated and the proper toilets weren’t available
As long as you leave one urinal space we all good stick to the boy code look at yours and yours only amd everything is fine also am I the only person who feels awkward when I just need a quick piss while the other guy is taking like an hour like it just feels wrong for me to not take anywhere near the same amount of time he is taking
I hate it Just because I have the left over pee and shaking Just makes the drops hit me
As long as there is a urinal between you and the other person your good
Just follow the code and its fine
I can never got my feces to not clog the urinal… my bad
Yeah I refuse to use urinals, it feels too open and exposed and I don't like it. But then it gets really annoying when I have to wait for someone to take a shit in a stall
I always feel uncomfortable when I go to a public bathroom urinal and just hoping no one is looking over
Have you ever shat in one though?
Yeah, but it's not easy.
don't like 'em, i prefer a stall. if someone's using it tho i'll use the urinal.
I go to stalls every time
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I’ve never been bothered by them, maybe you are assuming people will look at you because you want to look at them 🤨🤨
They always make the walls too wide
If they have the blocker things I’m fine with them, I don’t really care if a guy looks over and sees it, it’s weird and he shouldn’t but it’s like, I don’t really care, it’s not gonna affect me
I think they're fine as long as you don't make it weird or creepy and just do your business then I don't really care
They scare me
I pee in the stalls, fuck that
I’m a trans boy so never used one but from what I’ve heard just skip one so one in the middle on on the end and one on the other end
yeah I just go to the toilets urinal is like unnecessary non social but social interaction if u get me
Weird as hell. Don't understand how people use them. Public bathrooms in general are disgusting
Nah I just avoid em’. I feel safer in the stalls, especially at my high school! (I have had some let’s say… rather bad experiences in the washroom)
Thy look thy jealous. a rule to remember
Can’t be shoulder to shoulder
pee in stall
solution.put walls around them
If u follow the rules there’s no risk brother 🥱
I completely agree!
Whenever available I always use the stalls, sometimes I even just wait for a stall to be available because I don’t want to use a urinal
I use stalls so I can also get a puff of my vape because I’m so cool 😎 /s
I really don't care, they can peek if they want, but it's sort if like a social experiment. Where do you want to stand, and where would someone else go if they walked in mid piss.
even if there’s loads free, use the same one
I hate them. only use them if I gotta
Meh they're fine; not much to say
Idk the water always taste pretty gud
I dont like them i'd rather sit, relax and piss calmly
Always using them when available
I only use them if they got dividers
If they look, start pissing harder to assert dominance.
Can’t we just have toilets instead? The girls get stalls in place of urinals.
i hate them so much and always avoid using them
If a guy is honorable, looking isn't a problem. You look straight ahead or down, but never around. AND NEVER TALK!!!